American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Reasonable?"

On the other end of the phone, Jane was speechless when she heard this and was a little happy at the same time. She asked tentatively: "So you will come to Las Vegas again in the future?"

To be honest, since the case was solved and she knew the urban legends about Las Vegas and Lake Mead, she felt a little sick and wished she could be transferred away from here immediately.

God knows how many such 'suicides' sank to the bottom of Lake Mead.

Needless to say, Las Vegas is the world's casino. Lake Mead National Recreation Area is one of the five most visited national parks in the United States, with 10 million tourists year-round.

There was such a spooky and terrifying side beneath the bright and beautiful scenery, which really made her feel very uncomfortable.

Especially this relates to drinking imported drinking water every day.

Also, she was worried that even she was like this, and Chuck, who was severely mysophobic, would probably never come here again.

"I will go there if there is a case."

Chuck nodded.

"Why?"

Jane was delighted but also puzzled: "Don't you think Lake Mead is dirty? Almost all the drinking water around here comes from Lake Mead."

"I've been by the Ganges."

Chuck said calmly: "Lake Mead is only Gangetic, but if it is to be completely Gangetic, it will take thousands of years of precipitation. Of course, if technological means are used, that is another matter."

"..."

Jane was speechless.

All right.

Lake Mead was reclaimed in 1924, which is only 68 years ago. The founding of the United States is only about 200 years ago, but the civilization along the Ganges has a history of nearly 5,000 years.

She has also heard of the concept of cleanliness and hygiene.

"Is there anything you want to say to me?"

After talking about the business, Jane couldn't help but change her tone and asked shyly.

"Give Danny Cooper a proper cell."

Chuck said: "Let him experience his wife's feelings in prison, and he can also stop thinking about his wife. If there is a chance to come out in the future, he may still be a sister in this life. Well, women don't embarrass women."

"puff!"

On the other end of the phone, Jian burst out laughing, laughing and nodding in agreement: "Okay!"

She is also an FBI agent and has heard about things in prisons. She knows that American prisons have become world-famous with the spread of movies and TV dramas. The arrangement Chuck mentioned is just a matter of words.

Moreover, she had absolutely no mercy for the dog gambling murderer who used his wife as a bet and killed her husband. Before, she was worried that the stupid woman who was betrayed by her husband would remain stupid.

Because the evidence of her father-in-law's 100,000 lucky chips was found from Danny Cooper, after the truth of the case was revealed, the silly woman showed the potential of a filial daughter, crying and begging them to spare her, no matter how they reminded her of the facts, she Regardless of the fact that her scumbag husband murdered her old father who stood up for her, she still misses her scumbag husband and makes people watch her blood pressure rise.

After all, Chuck still has a way with humor.

Men should not force others to make things difficult, and women should not make things difficult for women.

If we meet again in this life, we will hold hands and laugh as sisters.

Oh~!

Jane found that scene disgusting and funny.

"Any more?"

Jane felt that her blood pressure and depression from working on the case were instantly dissipated. She smiled more and more expectantly and asked, "Do you have anything else to say to me?"

The intonation emphasis falls on you and me.

It was indeed humorous and funny to hear Chuck talk about other people's things, but she wanted to hear Chuck talk about what happened between them more.

"have."

Chuck said bluntly: "Drink more hot water."

"..."

Jane's smile suddenly faltered.

Although she didn't know the allusion to "drink more hot water", she also knew that Chuck was doing it for her own good, and she should indeed do it...but that's it?

At this moment, she overcame all obstacles and understood clearly how her future girlfriend on the other side of the ocean would feel when facing her boyfriend's concern.

Then, seeing that there was no movement, Chuck hung up the phone.

simple:"……"

Monica's apartment.

"This is a corpse and it belongs to Ganges. What is it talking about?"

Monica couldn't help but ask.

Chuck briefly talked about gambling dog Danny Cooper, then looked at Ross: "Do you want to play cards?"

"..."

Rose's face suddenly darkened: "I'm not betting on dogs!"

"Do you dare to bet?"

Chuck said calmly.

"What am I afraid of betting on?"

How could Ross stand up to such a fierce general? Although he knew that he was no match for Chuck, he would lose every time he bet, and he was a coward in his heart, but he did not let anyone let him down at all.

"Too."

Chuck nodded: "You don't have a wife anymore."

"Hahaha."

Rachel and the others couldn't hold it in anymore, they laughed loudly, rubbed their stomachs and shouted: "Now I finally know what Chandler said is true, Chuck, you are too funny, oops, no." Wow, I was laughing so hard."

Rose's long face was livid.

As a person involved, it was a triple blow to be ridiculed by someone he couldn't stand, to mention his sad things, and to make his goddess laugh like this.

Monica held her forehead, she finally understood that Chuck was really petty enough to take revenge on his brother whenever he had the chance.

But she didn't say anything.

As soon as she saw it, she understood that every time her brother always said weird things first, Chuck was the one who fought back, so of course she was going to help him or not.

Secondly, since she was a child, her brother Ross has never treated her like a brother. He never gives in to her. As long as it's not too much, she is actually happy to see Ross' jokes.

Thirdly, speaking of Chuck and Rose, for her now, it’s really hard to say who is her lover and who is her lover...

"This Danny Cooper's surname is Cooper. Is he the uncle of little Sheldon?"

Monica ignored her brother Ross, who looked ugly, and directly changed the subject: "If little Sheldon hears this news... the poor little guy."

"You reminded me, you're right."

Chuck said seriously: "I will tell him the news when I see him at school after the New Year."

"..."

Monica's mouth twitched: "Chuck, he is still a child. This is not funny. How can you talk to a child about this kind of thing."

"He has to know the news."

Chuck said: "It would be better for me to tell him if someone else told him."

"Then you can tell him in a softer tone."

Monica advised: "I think his mother will know how to do it."

"Danny Cooper may be the real Kiki, but Sheldon Cooper is no Ross Geller."

Chuck shook his head.

"OK, that's enough!"

Ross couldn't bear it any longer and stood up angrily, glaring at Chuck.

"Chuck you..."

Monica couldn't laugh or cry.

Kiki was their family dog ​​when they were young, and was their brother Ross's favorite pet. Later, when he died, his parents gave him away, but he tricked his brother Ross into sending her to a farm far away.

It is insulting to use a loving family member like Qiqi to compare the criminal scumbag Danny Cooper, not to mention that she has always known that her brother relies on his genius, but in the end he met the real geniuses Peggy, Sheldon, Chuck……

Chuck mentioned Little Sheldon and Ross together, which was full of irony.

With these waves of ridicule, Chuck is indeed not very considerate.

Chuck calmly looked at each other with the red-faced and thick-necked Rose. Rose's anger was extinguished. His feet were like springs. After bouncing up from the sofa, he instantly retracted.

"What's the name of the little cousin you mentioned?"

Chuck felt that Rose's movement was smooth and familiar. Thinking of something, he looked at Monica.

"You mean the little cousin who was called "butt-face" by his mother?"

Monica was stunned for a moment before she realized who it was that she was talking about. She couldn't help but smile: "His name is Howard Wolowitz. He is 10 years old. He is very smart. Perhaps he is the smartest in our family."

Chuck nodded slightly.

Sure enough it was him!

Andy from The Big Bang Theory.

It's not surprising. He clearly remembers that in The Big Bang Theory, Howard Wolowitz was also very timid. Standing up when he was angry was just a show. If he was given a step or a bigger threat, he would retreat instantly. , the movements are even more silky smooth than Ross's.

Andy and Ross are both Jewish.

Although Andy's mother has not appeared in the scene, she is very fat from the description, just like Monica in middle school.

Andy's mother loved taking advantage of her. After her death, she found countless free sachets of ketchup at home, all of which she picked up from meals out.

Just like the small bags of ketchup that were found all over the place when Ross's grandmother passed away, and Ross went to stay in a hotel and wished he could empty out the whole hotel.

In a few years, Ross's cousin with the beautiful hair to advertise for Rejoice will come over, and Ross will stage the famous scene, sticking out his salty pig's mouth at his cousin, and after failure, shout out the classic saying: "I It’s been too long since I’ve lived a happy life.”

At that time, Andy had also passed his coming-of-age ceremony. As a precocious man, he was probably influenced by his cousin's slutty tricks. He staged a famous scene with his cousin in a Toyota Corolla. Later, when people found out, he shouted out that A classic saying: "That's a distant cousin!"

Now that I know they are related, everything falls into place.

"He's not the smartest!"

Ross, who had always prided himself on being smart and had been promoted by his parents as the smartest in the family since he was a child, suddenly couldn't stand it anymore and screamed.

But no one paid attention to him.

"Why did you remember to ask about my little cousin?"

Monica asked curiously.

"Keep that little cousin of yours away from Rose."

Chuck said straightforwardly: "Children will be red when they are close to red, and black when they are close to ink. Exposure to those stimulating elements that they should not be exposed to at a young age will have a very bad impact on their body and mind. Involuntary and premature attempts will increase their Once they reach the threshold, normal life will not be able to satisfy them when they grow up, and they will then be distorted and stimulated. In the end, there is a high probability that they will become perverts."

"..."

Monica looked at her livid brother and smiled bitterly: "Isn't that true?"

"This is abnormal psychology at its most basic."

Chuck said bluntly: "If you don't believe me, you can consult a psychologist who specializes in abnormality or read the books they have written. I recommend one, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, a neuroscientist and parenting expert. She is an expert, a psychiatrist, in the study of psychopathy, especially from childhood, on how one develops into a psychopath."