American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"I'm not gay! My orientation is normal!"

Chandler said frantically.

Chuck said calmly: "The female senator is a hidden lesbian. If you like her, you can still be heterosexual."

"Really?"

Chandler was stunned and subconsciously looked at Detective Amy Santiago.

"Well."

Detective Amy Santiago reached out and rubbed her temples, and said a little confused: "Men like women, I guess so."

"Is that so?"

Chandler spat.

"How could I know?"

Detective Amy Santiago smiled wryly.

This needs to be studied by professionals.

Chuck looked at them and shook his head.

Sure enough, it takes a lot of experience. If you can't analyze such a simple situation clearly, and there will be dozens or hundreds of changes in the future, then unless you just become a mute, you will offend people to death as soon as you open your mouth.

"I really am not!"

Chandler also got a little carried away and tried his best to defend: "By the way, Luo Wei, our company's accounting department, is gay. He said that these people have their own radar, but I am not at all in their eyes!"

Not long ago, at the coffee machine in the office, a female colleague said she wanted to introduce him to a partner. She used the personal pronoun "he". When he pointed out the problem, the other party realized that he might have made a mistake and apologized profusely. He accepted the apology, but When he asked which 'him' in the company he was, he heard that his female colleague introduced him to Luo Wei from the accounting department. He immediately corrected him dissatisfiedly, even if you were wrong, if you really want to introduce him, just introduce him to the most handsome guy in the company, who will be paid. of Brian.

As a result, the female colleague laughed out loud, said "You are not good enough for Brian" and left. Then Lowe from the accounting department also said the same thing, and at that time he was so angry that he shouted: "I am definitely good enough for Brian." Him! As long as I want, I can conquer Brian!"

Then Brian, the most handsome guy in the company, came in and poured coffee.

"That means you really aren't."

Detective Amy Santiago forced out a smile with some disappointment: "They have radar and are professionals."

"Did you see that?"

Chandler looked at Chuck proudly.

"This is simple."

Chuck said straightforwardly: "The female senator is a hidden lace. If you like her, you can still be heterosexual. What I said is that you can be heterosexual, but that is not necessarily the case. You can completely have a female mentality and then hide it. The lace edge of the cabinet has a unique temperament that can be misunderstood, but it will be excluded from Luo Wei's radar. You also said that the lace edge of the deep cabinet has not even been noticed by people around you for many years, and even more To be precise, Ross’s lesbian ex-wife didn’t know her situation until Ross saw that she was always depressed and suggested that she go to the gym to make friends, and then she was opened up to a new world by her fitness girlfriend Susan.”

"What?!"

Chandler was stunned and wanted to refute, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know how to refute. He could only yell with an angry and struggling expression: "What?!!!"

"This is nothing."

Detective Amy Santiago was completely confused.

"You look confused about your state."

Chuck said calmly: "I'm just providing a reasonable explanation. It fits all your states perfectly, doesn't it?"

Chandler's father obviously raised Chandler as a little girl since he was a child, just look at how proficient he is with those feminine things.

This is now. Change to the United States 30 years later. Chandler is like this. Even if his father had some sense when he was a child and did not want to cause irreversible physical changes to his children, he is afraid that he will also be affected by Chandler. The teacher persuaded me to cut it off.

Um.

Not a Jewish knife, but a sunflower knife!

Chandler was speechless, and then he took out his phone and dialed Rose's number: "Hey, Rose, give me Carol's phone number, why? Oh, that's interesting. I might want to join them." ”

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was very worried at first, but when she saw that Chandler was like this, he immediately made a joke. He was relieved and secretly gave Chuck a thumbs up, saying money to Chuck in his heart. There is no doubt that Dele has excellent comedy talent.

New York.

The three of Chuck came to a rental apartment and stood in front of an apartment door.

At this moment, Chandler had already put aside the matter of Chuck connoting him. He had no choice but to get used to being teased about his temperament and orientation.

Even if Chuck brings up such a brain-burning topic, it won't completely burn his brain. He just can't think about it.

There are too many such scenes. If he is angry for too long every time, he is afraid that he will remain angry all the time. Then he will not be always humoring Chandler, but always angry Chandler.

"Can I try knocking on the door this time?"

Chandler grabbed Detective Amy Santiago who was about to knock on the door, rubbed his hands and said eagerly.

"Fine."

When Detective Amy Santiago saw her best friend, she probably watched too many TV shows, and wanted to imitate the feeling of being a police officer or a law enforcement agency such as the FBI knocking on the door, so she stepped aside and gestured for him to come in with a smile.

"ok."

Chandler straightened his clothes, rubbed his hands, and stroked his hair, then coughed lightly and reached out to knock on the door.

After knocking, he nodded and smiled proudly at the two of them.

Detective Amy Santiago immediately gave her bestie two thumbs up.

The door opened.

Chandler looked over, then yelled and backed away: "Ba!"

"why is it you again!"

The aunt behind the door immediately looked disgusted when she saw Chandler's face and this familiar signature move.

"Hi Dora, we meet again."

Chandler stood far away and waved with a smile.

"Do you know each other?"

Detective Amy Santiago said in surprise.

"Dora is the front desk nurse at the hospital."

Chandler introduced: "A very, very competent and good nurse!"

"Really."

Detective Amy Santiago sensed something was wrong.

"Hmm."

Dora sneered.

Chandler smiled, but still didn't dare to get close.

"I'm Detective Amy Santiago, NYPD, this is Dr. Chuck Wolfe, consultant to the department, and this is Chandler Bing, Dr. Wolfe's assistant."

Detective Amy Santiago said: "Dora, right, you are Christine Molly's stepmother?"

"Yes, how can I help you?"

Dora then moved her gaze from Chandler to Detective Amy Santiago: "Let me explain first, I am good at bandaging. If you are injured anywhere, especially on your face or nose, I can help you. Bandage.”

After saying this, she looked at Chandler threateningly.

Chandler immediately put his hand to his nose in a defensive posture.

"Okay, what's going on with you guys?"

Detective Amy Santiago is no longer in a hurry to ask about the case. He first needs to find out what is going on with Chandler and Dora.

"Ask your assistant friend yourself."

Dora clenched her fists and looked at Chandler with a ferocious smile.

"It's not my fault."

Chandler put his back against the wall in fear and briefly explained the matter.

Detective Amy Santiago realized it was so funny.

It turned out that not long ago, Ross and his ex-wife were celebrating their first anniversary. Everything they saw was the first time for him and his ex-wife. Chandler and the others took him to watch a hockey game. As a result, the ball flew out of the field and just hit Ross. Nose, playing damage.

They took Ross to the hospital, and then met Dora, the 'good nurse'. Faced with Ross, they asked to see the doctor quickly. 'Good nurse' Dora impatiently asked them to fill out the form, but she was on the phone. Trouble with the advertising slogans on the products.

As expected, Chandler started to joke with Dora again, but Dora's expression was very scary, and when she looked over with a glare, they were so scared that they dared not speak.

Finally, after waiting for a long time, he finally saw a doctor who treated the nose injury. Before leaving, Ross and the child competed for the hockey ball that hit the nose. As a result, the ball flew out and hit Dora's nose directly.

Ross and Chandler also joked: "I finally have a happy thing today."

These words were heard by Dora who fell to the ground, covering her nose and screaming in pain, and the feud between the two parties was completely severed.

Although Chandler and the others were three grown men, they were completely incompetent when faced with the angry aunt Dora, and were directly knocked out. The ones who were beaten were like running away with their heads in their arms.

"It's wrong to hit someone."

Detective Amy Santiago suppressed her laughter and tried to calm both parties, well, mainly the fear and discomfort of her best friend Chandler.

"hehe."

Dora sneered: "Don't tell me these useless things. My son Will is also a policeman. Do you think I don't know what you policemen do? Is it wrong to hit people? Do you want me to just shoot?"

After saying this, she glanced at Chandler contemptuously: "Is he worthy?"

"He doesn't deserve it!"

Chandler quickly laughed with him.

"Is your son a policeman?"

Because Detective Amy Santiago heard this, even if Dora mentioned a gun, she did not directly touch her hand to the pistol at her waist.

"Yes, he is a police officer in New Orleans, a very good detective!"

When Dora mentioned her son, she immediately raised her chin proudly.

"New Orleans? It's so far."

There's something strange about Detective Amy Santiago.

New York is more than two thousand kilometers away from New Orleans.

"He and his father."

Dora's proud expression condensed: "His father is a local police detective."

"Police family."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled immediately, twisted her body, and tried to be reserved, but could not suppress her pride: "My family is the same, my grandfather is a policeman, my father is a policeman, and my seven brothers are also policemen."

"Yeah, yeah, your whole family is police."

Dora said angrily.

If her son hadn't been a policeman, she wouldn't have had any good impressions of the police, especially after her son's bastard police father.

"Thanks?"

Detective Amy Santiago didn't know what to say or what to say. "Your whole family is a police officer" was true after all, but it didn't sound right.

"It's time to get down to business."

Chuck spoke up: "Do you have anything to say about the murder of your stepdaughter Kristen Molly?"

"That bitch?"

Dora sneered: "She deserves it!"