American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"I've seen it, that red rose is very delicate~"

Little Howard immediately winked and laughed.

"Shut up!"

Rose cursed at Howard Jr.

"ok, ok."

Howard Jr. raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, but his expression clearly did not mean surrender, and his eyes were always looking behind Ross.

Ross reached out angrily and grabbed little Howard's neck.

"Help, help."

Little Howard was not afraid at all and continued to tease his older cousin with his unique wretched expression and tone.

"Huh!"

Ross was the first to notice the problem and looked at little Howard in surprise: "You are very hot."

"Hey~!"

Rachel and others immediately felt disgusted.

"It seems that this red rose has finally bloomed."

Chandler's teasing immediately followed.

"What are you thinking?!!!"

Ross was stunned for a while before he realized that his old friends were teasing him for bending over again, and immediately said angrily: "I'm serious, Howard has a fever!"

"real?"

Compared to others who continued to look at Rose with suspicion, Howard Jr. immediately touched his forehead, then slapped Rose's hand away, touched his neck, and shouted with bright eyes: "I have a fever. Now, my neck has become thicker, yes!!!"

"Is it worth the surprise that your neck will become thicker when you have a fever?"

Ross looked at his little cousin speechlessly.

But all the old friends looked at Ross with strange eyes.

"You don't know what this means?"

Little Howard touched his face and neck, and while he was happy, he began to mock his older cousin.

"That's right. You used to only have secret crushes. Your highest achievement during your student days was being educated by the old lady in the library. Who knows the popular styles among young people? I have a kiss disease. Have you heard of it?"

"Kiss disease?"

Ross complained: "What's so exciting about being sick!"

"It depends on what kind of disease it is!"

As Howard was talking, he took out his cell phone and started taking pictures.

"You can go back."

Monica covered her nose, took out disinfectant spray, and started spraying it everywhere.

Others also stayed away from little Howard.

This very popular kiss disease is contagious. Although it is mainly mouth-to-mouth as the name suggests, droplet transmission cannot be ruled out.

"That's a sign of popularity at school!"

Little Howard looked at Rose with pity: "After all, no one is kissing you, how could you get sick..."

Just when he was introducing himself triumphantly and unwilling to leave, Monica dialed a number, said a few words and then turned on the voiceover. Immediately there was a shout from Mrs. Wolowitz, little Howard's mother, on the other end of the phone. Voice: "My little baby, do you have a fever?"

"without……"

Little Howard's smile froze, and he quickly retorted, and then used his eyes to signal everyone to stop talking nonsense.

But at this moment, he couldn't help but let out a big sneeze.

"Flash!"

Monica pulled Rachel and the others out of the way when he was about to sneeze.

But their departure did not affect Mrs. Wolowitz's voice from reaching little Howard's ears at all because of the distance.

"You have a fever and you're sneezing?! I knew it!!! I shouldn't have let Leonard live in my house in the first place.

He had that shameful disease and he was not allowed to live in his own home and was kicked out.

Not only did you take the initiative to invite him to live here, but you also let him stay in your room so enthusiastically.

Oh God, what a sin!

I share the same bathtub with you~"

When little Howard faced the weird looks from afar, he felt bad and immediately yelled back: "This has nothing to do with Leonard~!!!"

"Stop speaking for him!!!"

Mrs. Wolowitz yelled back with an even louder voice: “He got that disease, and then you got it too, and you think I don’t know what it is?!

I have long seen that your relationship is not simple!

If I had known, I would never have listened to you and moved our family from Pasadena.

Look how long it has been since you moved here, your whole person has changed, how many strange things have happened, woo woo woo..."

"..."

Little Howard looked ugly, but when his mother cried in public, even though he knew she was faking it, he could only give in a little and lower his voice to explain: "Leonard is my only friend."

"I know, my only boyfriend!"

Mrs. Wolowitz became more and more sad as she spoke: "You don't have a girlfriend, it's all Ross's fault! Look what you've learned along the way! It's probably that Chandler too!"

"I knew I had a share in it."

When Chandler heard this, he shrugged self-deprecatingly.

"It's really not what you think..."

Little Howard was helpless.

"You know what I'm thinking?!"

Mrs. Wolowitz yelled: "Does that mean you've really thought about it?! Oh my God, I had the last glimmer of hope just now, but now it's all gone!"

Why is my life so miserable?

Your father left me for some reason.

Now you want to leave me too, and in this way..."

"When did I say I was leaving you?!"

Little Howard also became angry.

"You are like this. You will definitely become more and more non-mainstream in the future. Let me ask you, which extreme non-mainstream person will have a good relationship with his mother?!"

Mrs. Wolowitz yelled, "You can't wait to come out!"

"I don't!!!"

Little Howard couldn't help but yelled back again: "I just want to be cool and let other people in school think that someone likes me... so I went to eat Leonard's food. It's not what you think! "

"I knew the food he didn't finish that day was not eaten by a cat!"

Mrs. Wolowitz once again caught the lie that little Howard had told, and her tone became more firm.

"Come here quickly, I will take you home, and then drive Leonard home! He has his own home! He is not welcome in my home, at least until you become an adult, I have this right!"

Little Howard could only leave dejectedly.

"What's going on?"

Rachel and the others were so funny.

"Because Leonard was Chuck's friend, he escaped the fate of being bullied in school, and sometimes helped those who were bullied to avoid being bullied, so he was surrounded by many classmates with similar personalities."

Monica used the disinfectant spray to clean the room completely, while talking about what she knew: "Of course, these students are not all boys, there are also girls, and some of them like Leonard, and then you should know... Anyway, Leonard De has the kiss disease.

He has little Sheldon at home. Although the risk of infection is not great as long as he keeps a distance, that is little Sheldon, so naturally he cannot be allowed to live at home anymore.

And his mother is Beverly, so after Little Sheldon made such an unreasonable request, she immediately stood by Little Sheldon and prepared to rent a room for Little Leonard to live in and kick him out. Home. "

"How pitiful."

Rachel and the others all sympathized with little Leonard.

They were really confused from beginning to end as to who was Beverly's biological child, little Leonard or little Sheldon.

"yes."

Monica nodded: "After Howard found out, he immediately asked little Leonard to live at his house. At first, I thought it was because little Leonard was his only good friend, but now it seems that he did it to make the school better. People think he’s cool.”

"To tell others in such a roundabout way is really in line with his status as a smart person, but he forgot that there is another level of room for interpretation."

Chandler joked: "Cleverness leads to cleverness. Now when he goes back, his mother will beat him up~"

"..."

Seeing a group of old friends laughing and talking about little Howard's kiss disease, completely forgetting about him, Ross listened for a long time, his frantic heart calmed down, and became colder and colder.

His 2.04 billion and his experiences are not comparable to the ridiculous kiss disease like Little Howard and others.

What happened to this world?

"Where's the Chuck?"

Just when he had been in a state of trembling and coldness for who knows how long, a word pulled him back, only to see Rachel casually ask. This was something he asked many times every day, which had already annoyed Monica to pull him away. Blacklisting issue.

"He left New York on business."

"Leaving again?"

Ross couldn't help shouting: "Where are you going?"

"Not sure."

Monica rolled her eyes at him angrily.

She actually knew, but she just didn't want to tell Ross, and she didn't want him to keep nagging and annoying.

Peaceful Town.

"You let me tell you what's good about you!"

Secretary Helen looked at her niece Jane standing at the door, looking at the town in a daze, feeling distressed and helpless.

"I ran back from Las Vegas, and now I'm running back again. Although it's right next to New York, it seems close, but if I don't serve as his assistant, it's still far away. Look how long it's been, and I'll ask you something, Is this a big change?”

"..."

Jane couldn't complain after hearing this pun.

This change is not only big...it's so big that it can't even be seen.

Sure enough, in the past, she only suspected that one of the reasons why Chuck settled in Ping'an Town was because there were unfair people here, but now she was absolutely sure that Chuck just liked unfair people.

Although she is quite capable, compared with the current assistant Texas Big Girl Lisa, she is just mediocre.

"Okay, I'm going back to work."

Jane didn't want to listen to her aunt's nagging, so she shook her head, suppressed the negative emotions in her heart, said something, got in the car and left.

Aunt Helen was left sighing as she looked at her leaving figure.

If we say that in Ping An Town, those who surpassed our nieces in stature were Mrs. Beth Boland and Mrs. Gloria Pritchett, and those who surpassed our nieces in appearance were Mrs. Mia Baran, but in terms of overall quality, , my niece is still the tallest.

In terms of appearance, she crushes Mrs. Beth Boland and Mrs. Gloria Pritchett, and in terms of figure, she crushes Mrs. Mia Baran.

But now the new assistant Texas big girl Lisa is the perfect combination of figure and beauty.

In particular, the other party often looks at Chuck with admiration with those beautiful blue eyes... This kind of beauty makes women fall in love with her. There is no comparison at all!

Jane drove away.

She doesn't know her aunt's inner thoughts, otherwise she would definitely say: "I know!"

That’s right!

No one but Chuck knows the contrast between her and Texas girl Lisa better than she does.

She has the highest overall score for appearance and figure, as well as admirable blue eyes. These are all external features. What makes her care more is the good physique brought by that figure.

AKA's endurance is much stronger than hers.

This is what she saw with her own eyes and cannot be faked.

Mountainside villa.

"Hey, where's Jane?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, got up early and went shopping. When she came back, she found that Jane was no longer there, so she immediately asked curiously.

"Back to New York."

Chuck is making breakfast.

"She's really awesome."

Lisa, a big Texas girl, sincerely praised her: "Not only is she beautiful, but she is also extremely capable, much better than me."

"Work-wise, yes."

Chuck said bluntly.

In other aspects, the big Texas girl still has the advantage.

"She's not angry with me, is she?"

Lisa, a big Texas girl, stood aside watching Chuck make breakfast and asked tentatively.

"No."

Chuck shook his head: "She also wants to thank you, and you heard it."

"..."

Lisa, the big Texas girl, twitched the corner of her mouth.

She was asking seriously, how could a thank you for that special moment be counted.

She has a good impression of Jane, a woman who worked as Chuck's detective assistant and worked hard to climb to the top of the FBI.

Especially when she completely gave up on her past best friend Nikki, she really wanted to find a suitable best friend.

The kind that can both have heart-to-heart conversations and promote each other.

She thought Jane was quite suitable.

Originally, she thought that after last night, everything would fall into place.

Um.

In every sense.

But who would have thought that as soon as she came back, Jane would leave without saying a word, which made her a little disappointed.

"Have a meal!"

Chuck had already prepared breakfast and motioned to Lisa, a big Texas girl who was in a daze, to eat with her.

"It's delicious, boss."

Lisa, a big Texas girl, took a bite and was full of praise, and then she couldn't help but said: "It's such a shame that Jane left without eating."

Seeing that Chuck didn't answer and was just eating silently, she could only follow suit. After eating, Chuck went upstairs first. After she washed up, she heard Chuck say: "Pack your things, let's Go to Washington DC!”

"Now?"

Lisa, a big Texas girl, asked subconsciously. Under Chuck's gaze, she quickly made preparations, got into Chuck's car, and quickly drove away from the mountainside villa.

"Boss, what are we doing in Washington DC?"

Only then did Lisa, the big Texas girl, have time to ask.

"There is something wrong with the Ministry of Finance."

Chuck was concise and to the point.

"As an IRS consultant?"

Texas girl Lisa's eyes immediately lit up.

As an avid fan of Detective Chuck, she has a systematic understanding of Chuck's past. After successfully applying for Chuck's assistant and being able to get up close and personal with her idol, her understanding of Chuck became even deeper.

She knew that Chuck was a senior advisor to various law enforcement agencies, but he was usually the criminal investigation advisor to the FBI and the police.

For the Ministry of Finance and the Internal Revenue Service, there are relatively few cases handled.

In fact, she wasn't surprised.

After all, the IRS is famous. It is a privileged agency that cannot be compared with the FBI and local police. Even Hollywood movies do not dare to criticize it, and it can exist side by side with death.

For an organization like this, power is enough to handle most things, and there are not many things that require a headache to hire a senior consultant like Chuck.

And once invited, it will definitely be very interesting.

"Um."

Chuck nodded.

"What case?"

Lisa, the big Texas girl, couldn't hold back her excitement and asked.

"Crab legs tax evasion."

Chuck was concise and to the point.

"yes!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, clenched her fists excitedly, and then looked at Chuck with her husky-like eyes, half expectant, half fearful, and half regretful: "Crab legs, check their accounts, I'm so excited, If I had known earlier, I would have called Jane along~"

"It doesn't matter."

Chuck said bluntly: "There are helpers over there."

"Boss, I mean that..."

Texas Big Girl Lisa tries to remind.

"I know that Susan Green, an elite IRS agent, meets all your requirements."

Chuck said calmly.

Texas Big Girl Lisa: “…”