American TV series Detective's Daily Life

Chapter 367 The Crisis of Santa Claus (Happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!)

"well, well, well."

As soon as the fat man saw Dr. House's expression, he knew what had happened. He couldn't suppress the joy at the corner of his mouth. He didn't prepare to suppress it, but he said some beautiful words: "The soul is broken, what a pitiful little thing." ,come over!"

As he said that, he opened his hands and motioned for Dr. House to come over and give him a hug.

But even the best mom, Bonnie, noticed this inconsistency.

Normally, this kind of hug involves someone taking the initiative to hug and comfort the other person. The one who was particularly sad was a lame person.

"Talk to me carefully. If you have any troubles, you can tell me."

The fat man smiled happily: "I believe it's not your fault. I told you a long time ago that she was just a bitch with a sharp tongue! She is not worthy of you!"

"enough!"

Dr. House interrupted with a dark face: "How dare you say that to her in front of her!"

"..."

The fat man immediately shut up.

He thought so.

But I really don’t dare.

It’s not for yourself.

"Introduce yourself, my name is Cameron Tucker!"

When the fat man was about to open his mouth to get angry, Bonnie, the best mother, quickly interrupted with a self-introduction.

That's right!

This man is Cameron from the American TV series Modern Family, who is also the brother-in-law of Phil Dunphy’s wife, Claire Dunphy.

Um.

My brother's husband.

And the reason why he didn't dare to call Dr. House's ex-fiancée Stacy a slut to her face was because Stacy was a very powerful lawyer.

In the world of American TV series, the doctor who ruins the family is the lawyer who destroys the family! No one wants to offend a lawyer if it is not necessary.

Although his husband Mickey is also a lawyer, he cannot compare with the powerful Stacey in terms of level and courage.

That's right!

Although my husband is a lawyer, he is the muscle of the family!

Mickey's journey as a lawyer was originally not smooth, and there were even some words that were hard to say out loud, but they all knew it in their hearts.

If he hadn't taken advantage of the buffs, he would have been eaten alive in law firms and courts.

Under such circumstances, of course he would not dare to provoke a senior lawyer in the industry face to face and bring trouble to his husband.

Barrister Stacey didn't have to do anything at all. The simplest thing was to ignore her husband Mickey's buff aura, tell the truth in public, and ask her husband Mickey to show his professionalism as a lawyer in public.

My husband, Mitch, will definitely be so nervous that he has no professional qualities at all. If he is photographed again and posted on the Internet, his stammering donkey's head and wrong ponytail will not have any elite demeanor of a senior lawyer. It cannot even be explained by the fact that he has just graduated and is a rookie intern. His performance must be embarrassing to the whole world. Without a year or two of silence and cleansing, it will be completely impossible to recover.

"You are..."

Bonnie, the best mom, shook his hand and asked tentatively.

"That's right! I'm gay!"

Cameron nodded calmly, as if he was proud to be gay.

"oh."

Bonnie, the best mom, drawled, her eyes darting back and forth between Dr. House and Cameron, with a playful expression that said, "I've seen through the truth."

"So you are..."

"No!"

Cameron raised his orchid finger and categorically denied: "I have no relationship with him, I just know his fiancée, oh, no, it should be his ex-fiancée Stacey."

After saying this, he deliberately pretended to make a mistake and covered his mouth with his hand, looked at Dr. House with an apologetic look, and then continued to tell his story.

Bonnie, the ultimate mom, figured it out quickly.

It turns out that this Cameron is a house man who usually doesn't go to work and only takes care of his daughter Lily, who was adopted from Yue Di.

The husband's high income as a lawyer is enough for their family to live a very good life.

But even though he doesn't go out to work, he still has to have some hobbies to fill his time.

He was particularly dramatic and liked to show off, and participated in and organized many rich activities, including the creation of a Christmas choir.

It’s just a group of people walking to someone’s doorstep and singing Christmas songs.

The caroling class organized by Cameron, named Green Sleeves, specializes in performing in more eye-catching places, charity events and hospitals, and is really famous in the local area.

Of course, in Cameron's eyes, he is famous all over the country.

As the founder and foreman, he directs the members to show off his singing voice according to his rhythm.

The satisfaction of being in the limelight made him attach great importance to this activity.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain.

There is already a Green Sleeves caroling class in this area, and other caroling classes should disappear. At least the most beautiful side should be left to him.

But unfortunately, this is his best wish.

Dr. House's ex-fiancée, Stacey, organized a similar choir in her spare time when she was a powerful lawyer. With her elite style, the level of this choir was naturally higher than that of Cameron.

Cameron, who openly said that he wanted to be great and everything depends on his strength, was completely different in private. He regarded Stacey as his mortal enemy.

Especially after what happened.

Last Christmas, Andrew, a member of Cameron's caroling class, launched a power grab and kicked him out of the Greensleeves caroling class he founded.

He wanted to cry when he thought about this, especially when he thought that those members who were developed by him who were supposed to be on his side did not stand on his side at all. Instead, they were all bewitched by the traitor Andrew and became traitors.

Damn this bunch!

He was so good to them!

Without him, there would be no Green Sleeves singing class, and they would never have such a glorious moment in the spotlight.

But everyone was sentenced to him.

He couldn't understand it at all, and couldn't even think of its connotation.

It really makes the listener sad and the listener in tears.

But the evil Stacey not only didn't feel sorry for him and cried with him, but the last time she met her, she even pretended not to recognize him.

This behavior of ignoring his biggest rival made him hate him more than Andrew who had seized power.

That's why he, who was always polite and elegant, lost his temper and called her a bitch behind her back.

"Bonnie Plunkett!"

Bonnie, the best mother, smiled and shook hands with him, and said curiously: "You are both a professional clown and the leader of the carol class, and you also know Benjamin. You are really full of energy!"

"Thanks."

Cameron tried to remain reserved: "Who knows that I am a farmer's son? My childhood has given me a strong body."

"This whole body of fat has been torn into a strong body by you people."

Dr. House said venomously: "You were just deceiving yourself and others, but now you are taking advantage of it and want to go one step closer and deceive everyone."

"I'm not strong? Shall we practice?"

Cameron's hair suddenly exploded, and he puffed out his chest and was about to hit Dr. House.

"Of course, you can compete with a cripple to see if you are strong or not. This is indeed the style of you people."

Dr. House stood there, mocking.

"Greg House!"

Cameron stopped there, stared at Dr. House, gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Don't always belong to your group, sooner or later you will become one of us, I know it." !”

"I believe too!"

Bonnie, the ultimate mom, smiled and said, "By the way, Detective Chuck said the same thing."

"real?"

Cameron, who was originally angry, was instantly surprised: "Chuck thinks so too, I knew it!"

"You also know Detective Chuck?"

Bonnie, the best mom, said in surprise.

"certainly!"

Cameron said proudly: "My father-in-law once hired Chuck and even invited him home for dinner last year."

"Come on."

Dr. House said bluntly: "I don't believe that damn guy will look good on you."

"..."

Cameron's smile suddenly faltered.

But when he remembered the unpleasant experience of the last dinner party, he was indeed severely criticized. Just now he was just showing off that he knew such a famous detective Chuck, but he forgot about this.

"You don't do the same."

Bonnie, the best mother, did not give Dr. House face, and said with a smile: "Will Detective Chuck treat him worse than he treats you?"

"Of course it's impossible!"

Cameron suddenly laughed again, and without giving Dr. House a chance to continue to fight back, he walked towards the real owner, Santa Claus Benjamin, who had just greeted him but almost forgot because he stopped to talk to Dr. House and the others.

However, the other party didn't seem to be in a hurry. He had a great time chatting with the hot girl there, and laughed happily from time to time.

"You are here to see Benjamin. By the way, how did you meet him? I believe this must be a very interesting story."

Bonnie, the best mom, didn't want to let him go like this.

"That's right!"

When Cameron heard her talking about this proud thing in his life, his steps suddenly stopped, he turned around smoothly and came back, and introduced it proudly.

It turns out that last Christmas, he was betrayed by the entire caroling class. He took his husband Mickey and daughter Lily to the mall for shopping, and waited in line in the mall for his daughter Lily to take a photo with Santa Claus.

Because it was Christmas, there were many such families and there was a long queue.

When it was their turn, Santa Claus couldn't hold on any longer, so he left for a new shift and was replaced by a new Santa Claus.

But this Santa Claus is too perfunctory, and his makeup is not easy to apply. More importantly, he is thin and does not look as plump and approachable as Santa Claus.

Husband Mitch quit immediately.

Because this was the first time their adopted daughter Lily had her photo taken with Santa Claus, he couldn't stand Santa Claus like this, so he directly asked the event organizer to change to a normal Santa Claus.

But the organizer of the event just asked him to wait. While he was waiting, the Green Sleeves caroling class also came to the supermarket to sing. This was like a greeting to Cameron's face.

The scene suddenly became anxious.

Cameron covered his mouth and kept imitating the voices of passers-by to boo the caroling class.

Mickey was afraid that the situation would get out of control, so he took him and his daughter Lily away, preparing to take a photo somewhere with a normal Santa Claus.

Then they meet Benjamin, a professional Santa Claus.

Santa Claus Benjamin was forced to listen to the two of them chatting about countless troubles. Cameron, who was a showman, directed him to take photos with Lily in various postures. Benjamin, who had to receive others, said directly that there was no need to look for him at all. , the image of Cameron, who is plump and has rich acting experience (drama queen), is the most suitable Santa Claus.

This sentence immediately brought Cameron's acting skills online, directly telling a lot of reasons why he is suitable for Santa Claus, and then he can't wait to become Santa Claus.

Um.

Mainly because I want to use this new image to show off to those traitors after I become Santa Claus.

Even if he was stabbed in the back, he, Cameron Tucker, could open up a new arena.

Then Santa Claus Cameron was officially launched.

After proudly introducing the cause and effect to Bonnie, the best mom, and wanting to tell all the proudest things in his life, Cameron suddenly thought of the real reason why he came here in such a hurry, and quickly interrupted the conversation and said goodbye to Bonnie, the best mom. nee, walked towards santa claus benjamin.

"Benjamin, why are you still here!"

Cameron exclaimed grandly: "Do you know what happened?"

"Hello, Cameron, what's going on?"

Santa Claus Benjamin smiled helplessly at the hot girl and could only answer.

"It's Bob!"

Cameron fell into a dramatic state, as if singing an epic poem and matched his expressions with his accent, and then got down to business.

"He is organizing a rebellion! Yes! That's right! You are about to be betrayed! But you still have me who is so loyal. Unlike me, when I was betrayed by damn Andrew, no one in the Greensleeves caroling class supported me... …”

That’s right!

He was supposed to be talking about business, but in an instant he went wrong and turned back to talking about himself.

After all, for him, his own affairs and his own feelings are the most important!

"Bob rebelled?"

Santa Claus Benjamin was stunned.

"Who's Bob?"

The hot girl asked curiously.

"Bob is a Santa Claus, too."

Santa Claus Benjamin immediately came back to his senses and introduced his new acquaintance Hohoho with a smile: "We are the president and vice president of our Santa Claus Association, and we jointly established this association. In fact, if he wants to be the president, he can definitely work with me. After all, this association only serves Santa Claus, and it doesn’t matter who you are..."

"how dare you!"

Cameron shouted directly: "This is not your matter at all, but a major matter that concerns the entire Santa Claus Association, and is also a major matter that concerns every child who wants to see Santa Claus. Furthermore, this is even more important. To the important matter of tolerance and virtue that is the core of our country, society, and world!"

"That's not true, is it?"

Santa Claus Benjamin’s mouth twitched.

He regretted so much that he was in a hurry to get rid of Cameron and the others, and he uttered a few words, and now he was completely entangled with this drama queen Cameron.

"As for! Of course!"

Cameron shouted loudly: "You know Bob, he is traditional and conservative, and his thinking is rigid. In his eyes, Santa Claus can only be white, male, and Christian.

And Santa Claus represents our spirit of charity and tolerance. Just like our country, people of any color, creed, or race should be able to serve!

You represent this kind of spirit. Once you are betrayed and lose your position as the president of the Santa Claus Association, then the power of justice will fail and the voice of freedom will be suppressed..."

Santa Claus Benjamin listened to Cameron's use of various parallelisms to exaggerate the crisis, and interrupted with a headache: "Isn't it because we met in the first place because you husband and wife were unwilling to accept a Santa Claus who did not fit the image of Santa Claus?"

Cameron, the drama star, was instantly stuck: "..."

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