American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Come on, let's show the boss what buy one, get one free~"

When Bernie's father was called to help by his wife in the kitchen, the eldest cousin MAX immediately handed the puppet in his hand to the little cousin Bernadette and said with a smile.

"stop!"

Bernadette immediately shyly took over her puppet and asked her eldest cousin who was teasing her to stop saying those embarrassing words.

"Is not it?"

The eldest cousin MAX continued to tease her: "You have already named the puppet, aren't you going to take her with you when you get married?"

Don’t worry, most people may not be able to stand a few burrs on the wood chips, but there are always some tough guys who are strong enough to smooth everything and make the rough road smooth~”

As he spoke, he looked at Chuck provocatively.

"MAX!"

After all, Bernadette is not as venomous as she will be after her future marriage, and the person in front of her is not her future husband, and her eldest cousin MAX is here. How can she withstand this? Her ears suddenly turned red, and she turned the puppet The doll hid behind him and stared at his eldest cousin in embarrassment, his voice obviously becoming high-pitched.

"Don't get excited."

MAX immediately knew that his little cousin was really angry, so he quickly smiled and comforted her. However, the nature of the vicious tongue and yellow accent was not so easy to change, so he casually came back again.

"If you think Dai Mi is too naughty and you are afraid that she will scare away men and make them wilted, you still have me as your eldest cousin~"

"..."

Bernadette wanted to get angry, but seeing MAX's playful smile and her eldest cousin hugging her directly, she couldn't move, so she had to forget it.

In fact, as she said to Chuck before, many people say that she is very similar to her eldest cousin MAX.

A ferocious and domineering figure, a vicious tongue and a vicious character.

But in fact, a ferocious and domineering figure is born, while a poisonous tongue and a yellow tone are acquired.

How did you develop it?

Her mother is the most devout Catholic and is always worried that she will be affected by various negative influences, so she pays too much attention to her.

For example, in the future of the original time and space, when she was at work, she would call her every day to ask if she had eaten a healthy lunch. Of course, she would not ask if her bowel movements were normal.

This is something that will happen when she grows up in the future. Now her mother still treats her as a nine-year-old child and helps her match her clothes early in the morning.

She is usually covered up tightly, trying to eliminate the effect of her ferocious and domineering figure on other people's eyes as much as possible.

This will still be the case when I grow up in the future.

At this age, she has never ridden a bicycle, and she still won't be able to ride a bicycle in the future. The reason is different from Phoebe's lack of conditions to ride a bicycle. Her mother is because she is afraid that she will hit something while riding a bicycle and she will no longer be a virgin.

This matter was ridiculed countless times by her eldest cousin MAX, one of whom made a vicious joke.

"Auntie made a mistake. She never let you ride a bicycle. When you get married in the future, if you meet a husband who cares about this matter, you won't be able to use riding a bicycle as an excuse like everyone else~"

With a mother who exerts all-round control over her in the name of love, and a cousin who is a free and easy-going student with a vicious tongue, a normal girl would listen to her mother openly, but in her heart she would prefer her own. The top academic cousin subconsciously worships and imitates the top academic cousin.

As time goes by, of course she becomes more and more venomous, and looks more and more like her eldest cousin MAX.

So she is not actually disgusted with her eldest cousin's venomous tongue. On the contrary, she and her eldest cousin MAX can have a back and forth passionate exchange of words when no one is around. The scale of her venomous tongue is beyond the imagination of normal people, and it is impossible for her to do so. Describe it.

But their cousins ​​were not alone at the moment.

The idol Chuck is right in front of him, and his parents are in the kitchen not far away.

Therefore, being cautious, of course she couldn't bear to listen to her eldest cousin MAX's full-throated venomous tongue, but she couldn't fight back.

"Her name is Demi?"

Chuck spoke.

"Um."

Seeing Chuck asking, Bernadette's sharp and high-pitched voice suddenly began to whisper again: "Demi Joe St. Cloud..."

Having said this, under the encouraging gaze of her eldest cousin MAX, she stretched her hand into the puppet doll's body and began to control the doll to speak. The voice was different from hers.

"Hi, Detective Chuck, I'm from South Carolina. I heard that you are the tough guy that the bombshell bastard MAX calls tough enough?"

"Hahaha!"

MAX, who was called a meatball asshole by the puppet, not only did not get annoyed, but laughed loudly, patted his thigh and said with a smile: "That's it! This is my most real little cousin!"

"No, I am not."

Chuck shook his head solemnly when faced with Bernadette's vicious tongue and tongue-in-cheek, which she used to use the puppet doll to slightly release her natural instinct.

"Did your inspiration come from your eldest cousin MAX?"

"Half and half."

Bernadette continued to control the puppet doll's venomous tone: "After all, Bernie is so cute and innocent. It requires a talent to participate in a beauty pageant. You can't just rely on her to spread rumors that all the other contestants are pregnant, right?"

"Freeze said."

Bernadette herself whispered softly and scolded her puppet: "I will never spread such rumors...and they are not all rumors~"

This sentence shows that Bernadette looks sweet on the outside, but is actually very sinister on the inside.

After hearing this, Chuck and MAX were not shocked at all that one of their opponents who competed with Bernadette at such a young age was pregnant.

After all, this is free America.

Chuck was well-informed and did not mention that MAX only stayed at the Princeton Teaching Hospital for more than a week and witnessed with his own eyes a young athlete who was made pregnant by his coach.

Initially, all the doctors who consulted thought it was her unexplained weight gain, and the various symptoms didn't match up. They never dared to imagine getting pregnant at such a young age... Of course, even if they saw it at the beginning, they wouldn't dare to say it.

We still have to act shocking, otherwise the archway with the strictest protection for children will not be there anymore!

Afterwards, I heard from the young athlete that this was nothing unusual, "it's no big deal"...

"That's true."

After Bernadette whispered softly, she continued to control the puppet doll's venomous tone: "So you can only find another talent, otherwise you will kill all your opponents directly. Then why is there any need for me to exist?"

"This is true!"

MAX smiled and said: "It's just that you have half of my credit. I dare not admit it. I swear, I definitely don't have the ability to let Bernie have you~"

"In your dreams!"

Bernadette controlled the puppet doll to look at her eldest cousin with her Annabelle-like uncanny valley eyes, and started squirting wantonly.

"Since you all know that Bernie is a sinister person, how dare you say that to her? Aren't you afraid that one day she will make you die in an ugly way? Believe me, I can feel her sinister intentions!"

"Let her come! I'm not afraid!"

The eldest cousin MAX looks down on the younger cousin Bernadette: "If you have the ability, let her kill me~"

A pair of cousins ​​began to quarrel with each other with the help of an occasional doll, and Chuck watched with great interest.

"The inspiration for the poisonous tongue comes from MAX, while the inspiration for the puppet comes from Mrs. Gloria Pritchett."

Bernadette used the puppet to squirt her eldest cousin MAX. She was a little embarrassed when she saw Chuck watching silently, so she quickly switched to her own soft voice and explained to Chuck.

"She once participated in a beauty pageant in her hometown. The other candidates all chose to show off their skills as usual, but she wanted to be different, so she made a puppet, but it was not a doll, but a bad-tempered uncle. The two partnered for a talk show, and finally Successfully won the championship!”

Speaking of this, she glanced at Chuck and was embarrassed to speak, but she felt very good about the passionate exchange with her eldest cousin just now, so she subconsciously controlled the puppet with her hands, kept her mouth still, and started ventriloquism again.

"Burnie didn't want me at all. After all, what use could I be? Between a baby best friend and the lover of her dreams, a woman will always have only one choice!

Just look at Mrs. Pritchett, the husband she finally chose is old, ugly, and bad-tempered. He is simply the real-life version of the bad-tempered uncle.

It's a pity that all this was stopped by Bernie's mother.

There was no way she would agree to Bernie bringing an extremely handsome man on stage to perform cold jokes, and even wantonly suppressing my figure!

Come on!

Take a look at the inspiration for my creation, Mrs. Gloria Pritchett as the inspiration for the puppets, MAX Black as the inspiration for the venomous tongue, and my best friend and owner Bernadette Rostenkoski!

Look at the three of them!

Even a blind person should know that their similarities are so obvious!

As a being born from them, I have such an incredible figure?

This is not fair! "

"Don't be sad."

MAX laughed and teased: "It doesn't matter if your figure is suppressed. Anyway, the little Bernie who appeared with you in the end was also wrapped in a thick dress. It doesn't matter whether you want it or not."

While they were chatting and laughing, MAX's cell phone rang. Before she even took it out, she complained: "I knew it was Caroline's without even looking. If I didn't know that she likes the Boss one, I would have fallen in love with her." I was very frightened and started to pester me more and more."

He took it out with a venomous tongue, and then showed it to Chuck and Bernadette. It read that 'Her Royal Highness the Princess of America' was calling, and it was indeed Caroline.

"Yes? Yes, the boss and I will come to my cousin's house for dinner and will be back soon. Do you want to talk to the boss?"

After saying this, she asked Chuck with her eyes. Seeing that Chuck had no intention of talking to Caroline on the phone, she immediately joked: "He is not free. He is teasing my little cousin. If you have anything to say, you can talk to me through me." Convey, you forgot that this is a job assigned to me by the boss!

What?

In the future, if you get what you want and hook up with the boss, will you also have to go through me?

As long as I'm still the boss's assistant, you really have to go through me~

Anyway, I have no objection~

Got it, got it, I'll go back soon, don't worry, Dwight Middle School is a Feng Shui treasure place with stupid people and lots of money. I want to stay forever.

When the time comes, ask me, can I keep repeating the grade and become the king of grade repetition?

Feel sorry!

I'm talking about people who are stupid and have too much money. You are the one who has more money, and they are the ones who are stupid!

A small cake costs less than one dollar, but you actually suggested that I sell it for $10 each. Just because it is convenient to not have to change, so many people actually bought it!

Isn’t this why people are stupid and have too much money?

I know, I know, they are looking for your face. As a top socialite and the queen bee of the school, every move you make is fashionable. This is no longer a simple cake, but a fashionable delicacy.

For the rich second generation who can afford to attend an aristocratic high school like Dwight, there is no difference between selling one for 10 dollars and one for one dollar.

Didn’t I also promise that when you make money, I’ll give you half of it?

I know, I know, they are not stupid. In addition to trying to get closer to you so they are willing to buy them, they also want to buy small cakes in large quantities to squeeze my time and suppress my grades.

But I don't care about this.

As the saying goes, stupid people have too much money!

If you don’t make money, you won’t make money!

I know, I know, the Hermes Science Prize competition is in just a month.

I don’t care about the high school Nobel title, but I do care about the $20,000 prize, and I will definitely participate.

I'm not targeting anyone, except for Tim, everyone else in Dwight High School is trash.

Why is Tim a Chinese from Chinatown? It is normal for him to be smart. Otherwise, he would not have received a scholarship to enter an aristocratic high school like Dwight based on his ability. Last year, he helped NASA solve a problem and received an award from NASA...

No, no, I didn’t mention you among the others in the rubbish. What you are interested in is business, not physics..."

While MAX was talking to Caroline on the other end of the phone, he winked at Chuck and Bernadette who were looking at him on the phone.

Especially when he said that everyone except Tim was rubbish, and that Caroline was not included, the wink was obviously saying that Caroline was also in the rubbish heap.

Bernadette was stunned.

She has never seen such a cheerful eldest cousin.

Although my eldest cousin MAX used to live in a very bad environment and was very sunny growing up, she did not have the confidence she has today.

It was very touching. She was not surprised that there was anything particularly strange about such a eldest cousin MAX being able to gain the friendship of an American princess.

Who wouldn’t want to have a best friend like MAX?

And such a big change is all because of the man in front of me.

Chuck listened quietly to MAX and Caroline's phone call.

Of course he knew about MAX's study and living conditions at a noble high school like Dwight. Even if he gave her a salary, she still wanted to work part-time to make money to support herself.

Chuck understands, too.

This comes from the deep sense of insecurity in her heart. It is better to rely on herself than on him.

So many years in advance, MAX, who had a completely different background, still formed a group with Caroline to sell small cakes.

With the blessing of a top socialite like Caroline, it is not surprising that the delicious cakes are very popular in aristocratic schools that are not short of money.

Such small cakes are sold in Manhattan office buildings, and white-collar workers are willing to pay $7 for them, not to mention the rich second generation who don't have to think about money at all.

It’s only 10 US dollars each, which is really convenient because you don’t need to change.

MAX is not greedy for excess, and is limited to 100 pieces per day. For MAX who will have to work three jobs a day and only sleep for three or four hours to have unlimited energy, it is really easy.

Being younger and being able to make a lot of money made her even more motivated.

A rough calculation shows that the daily turnover is US$1,000, deducting the cost of US$100, and half of the amount given to Caroline, which is US$450.

I go to school 20 days a month and earn less than 10,000 yuan, which is quite a high income.