American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Being you for a day? Even if I lose 60 points from my IQ, I can't become you!"

Little Sheldon frowned.

"Missy is talking about you dressing up as a girl for a day, right?"

Monica smiled.

"yes!"

At the other end of the video, Missy was very excited: "Sheldon is going to dress up like me, and he will do whatever I do in a normal day, so that he can feel how I feel!"

"Then it's not just women's clothing."

Little Howard smiled maliciously and said: "At least I have to cut him~"

"Shut up!"

When little Leonard saw his friend saying such obscene things in front of so many people, he immediately felt embarrassed and reprimanded: "Sheldon is not a Jew, so he doesn't need to be cut!"

"..."

Little Howard's mouth twitched.

As the eldest cousin, Monica didn't know what to say.

This is also a widely circulated traditional custom among their Jews.

Only for men of course.

"Chuck, what did you say?"

Missy knew that this matter that made her so excited was led by Chuck, and only Chuck could make the final decision, so she looked at Chuck with burning eyes.

"Little Sheldon, you always say that your IQ is very high, and that the speed of technological development cannot keep up with your intelligent thinking. You believe that you can lead the future, haven't you seen through Missy's proposal, which has thirty years of future prospects? Sex?”

Chuck said expressionlessly.

"Missy has thirty years of vision into the future?"

Unlike his twin sister Missy, who has stars in her eyes, little Sheldon's expression is like a subway man looking at his cell phone. Although he is only 12 years old, he has already mastered the charm of his expression.

"What are you talking about? Seeing through the future of the next thirty years, it's not me, but Missy? Listen to what you are saying!"

"No one knows what I'm talking about better than me!"

Chuck said bluntly: "I said Missy has thirty years of foresight into the future, and she does! If you can't understand it, it only means that your IQ is not as high as you think."

"An IQ of only 187 is indeed not too high."

Peggy couldn't help laughing.

"..."

The expression of the old man on the subway looking at his phone on Little Sheldon's face disappeared instantly. He bulged his eyes and looked at the big and small devils who despised his intelligence with extreme anger and grief. Seeing that the big and small devils looked serious and had no intention of joking, the corner of his mouth suddenly twitched. , the corners of his eyes twitched, and he was about to cry.

He could ignore anyone saying so.

Because when other people said it, he would give a sideways look and shake his head with disdain, not even bothering to refute.

But now it is the big and small devils who are saying this!

It was because he sincerely agreed that the IQ was on the same level as him, and the Light of Texas was tied for the top three. Now because of one word from his stupid sister Missy, she actually wanted to expel him from the list of super geniuses, the Light of Texas. among.

This is Missy!

He couldn't accept it at all!

"impossible!"

Even though he suffered 10,000 tons of damage, little Sheldon still held his neck and made a final fight: "I am a Texan. Although I don't want to admit that I am a Texas cowboy, it is impossible for a Texan man to be a woman! My parents both I won’t agree!”

"That's true."

When Missy heard her twin brother mention her parents, she hesitated for a moment.

She can now rely on Chuck and Peggy to torture little Sheldon very happily, but if her parents find out about this kind of thing, then she will have to face her mother's big eyes.

"You're wrong again."

Chuck said bluntly: "If it were thirty years later, with your character being so easily fooled, even if you were not a real Texas cowboy, even if your parents were also Texas cowboys, it would not change that you would be fooled." A cut into the future.”

In the future, the gender war that will be launched across the United States with a small group bullying the public will be invincible with the support of a powerful capital consortium such as the pharmaceutical consortium, which is comparable to the military-industrial complex that was the foundation of the country.

What about the Texas cowboy who is full of martial virtue and full of masculinity?

Under the influence of the subsidized forces, including but not limited to teachers, doctors, media, etc., there are not just one or two ignorant young children who are secretly poked by their teachers to induce them to become confused about their gender and self-mutilate their bodies.

When the parents found out, they could only be helpless and furious.

Because it was exposed, the school and teachers still spoke righteously, saying that this was not illegal.

In that kind of public opinion environment, law enforcement agencies that dare not say anything about this correct trend will only stare at the angry parents and prevent them from going to the troublemakers who have harmed their children.

Young Sheldon will live like this thirty years later. Even if his IQ is so high, he will definitely not be able to react, and he will be the first to be fooled and stabbed directly.

Even without this knife, little Sheldon would naturally belong to that group.

In The Big Bang Theory, the grown-up Sheldon is a mitotic entity in the eyes of Leonard and Howard. After eating too much Thai food, he naturally split into two Sheldon's.

What's this?

Thirty years later, this will definitely belong to one of the more than one hundred gender recognitions, similar to gender fluid, and maybe one letter can be added directly.

There is indeed a Texas Cowboy Sheldon in the standing council in Sheldon's mind.

But what happened to the cowboys?

Cowboys also have Brokeback Mountain!

And Sheldon's face belongs to this group in reality.

Combining the reality in American TV series with the magical reality that transcends reality, Sheldon is not gender and orientation fluid.

In the future of the original time and space of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon put on a French maid outfit provided by Howard in order to meet Hawking, and appeared in the university cafeteria openly.

The clothes Missy wears now are very conservative. There is really not much difference between men and women, let alone the coquettish French maid outfit.

In this case, Missy asking him to dress up as a woman and pretend to be herself for a day was really not as exaggerated as he said.

Missy's request is not as obscene as Howard's suggestion of a knife or asking Sheldon to wear a French maid outfit in the future. Instead, she just wants her super-genius twin brother to experience her daily life with her heart. Live and feel her joys and sorrows.

That's all.

Facts have proved that the future Sheldon can compromise for Hawking with Mr. Howard Wolowitz, whom he most despises, put on a French maid outfit, die in front of his university colleagues, and face the gaze of the big devil Chuck, the speed of compromise More silky smooth.

"I have also fulfilled the second condition and wish!"

Little Sheldon had a dull face. He didn't need to be reminded by Chuck or the others. He had already taken the initiative to focus on the third condition and wish due to his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

That is to ask Dr. House to agree to his condition and wish.

"If you find it difficult to dress up as Missy for a day, you can try to get Dr. House to agree to dress up as a woman and stay with you for a day~"

Little Howard began to restlessly come up with ideas again: "After all, every girl has best friends~"

"Don't make it more difficult!"

Little Leonard had also met Dr. House and knew that he was more difficult to deal with than Little Sheldon, so he directly pushed the ill-intentioned little Howard.

"What's wrong?"

Little Howard said cowardly: "No matter what a super genius does, of course it has to be difficult. Of course he, oh, no, she admitted that she can't do it. That would be better, because our trip to Texas would be less. I have no objection at all to being a troublemaker! What about you?"

"this……"

Little Leonard suddenly stopped talking and looked at Chuck subconsciously.

If possible, who would want to stay with the troublesome little Sheldon for a long time, let alone travel together.

"My request is that he only needs to let House meet one of his conditions and fulfill one wish. If he can let House dress up as a woman and accompany him as his best friend, I have no objection."

Chuck said expressionlessly.

In his opinion, this is not completely impossible.

After all, House is also a London gentleman. If something happens in the future and he needs to change his name, he will definitely be called Greg Wilson. The really eye-catching crossdress will be Shelly (Shelley is the nickname that little Sheldon’s mother calls him). Best friend, actually, it’s nothing.

Even the proposal itself, when Little Sheldon dialed House's phone number and was interrogated by House, had already caused damage to House, enough for Chuck to harvest a wave of double yin and yang points.

If Shelly really does it, then social dead Greg Wilson will provide Chuck with a lot of double yin and yang points.

Either way, Chuck wins.

It's a pity that with Little Sheldon's ability as a troublemaker, there's a high chance that he won't be a match for House, a venomous man with a bad tongue.

"Have you thought about your conditions and wishes?"

Chuck looked at little Sheldon who was eager to complete the third item of OCD.

"I'm ready!"

Little Sheldon nodded matter-of-factly.

This condition and desire are no difficulty for him.

Chuck helped dial Dr. House's video call. The video call request was connected almost instantly. Dr. House's impatient, sloppy bearded face appeared on the screen: "What do you want?"

"1694235 seconds."

Chuck raised his hand and looked at his watch, and then said seriously: "You lasted longer than I thought."

With a puff, Monica burst into laughter.

Before anyone else could react, Dr. House's face turned even darker. With his IQ and knowledge, of course he immediately heard what Chuck meant about him.

Not only does it mean that his relationship with the dean, Dr. Cady, is about to collapse, they will probably break up before he can even get out of the compulsory rehabilitation center for drug addiction.

Still connoting that his time is short.

It can be expressed in days, but Chuck insists on calculating it in seconds. In addition to showing off his photographic memory and super genius IQ, isn't it just that he is mocking him in a connotation.

However, a strong man like Chuck, who can use his hours as a unit, does have the capital to understand him and ridicule him.

If he taunts him rashly, the only person who will be more embarrassed will be himself.

"Dr. House!"

Little Sheldon reminded him dissatisfiedly: "Chuck is not looking for you, but I am looking for you..."

Tell the whole story.

"Really?"

When Dr. House heard this, the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up, and he glanced at Chuck maliciously: "So what are your conditions and wishes?"

He had no intention of listening to Little Sheldon's conditions and wishes, because as long as he didn't agree, it would be the biggest blow to Chuck.

Little Sheldon didn't care about this. He seriously put forward his conditions and wishes: "Dr. House, I hope you can help me how to make Chuck unhappy while fulfilling these three conditions and wishes. , can you do it?"

"..."

The smile on Dr. House's lips suddenly froze, and he moved his gaze from Chuck to meet Little Sheldon's serious gaze. He stared at Little Sheldon.

Did this little bastard do it on purpose or accidentally?

Isn’t this embarrassing him?

If he had the ability to fight against Chuck, would he still be trapped in a rehabilitation center and face the 'Seven Year Itch' that was forcibly activated by his romantic partner Dr. Cady?

That’s right!

He and the headmistress Cady were forced to start a relationship. Three weeks have passed, and now it has reached the level of the 'seven-year itch', although it is much better than the fairy's 'one day, one year' time ratio. .

But no matter how hard he tried to restrain himself, he still couldn't get rid of Chuck's vicious trap that forced him to start this relationship that he had been avoiding.

Before he leaves the rehabilitation center, all the conveniences and privileges he had at the Princeton Teaching Hospital will be gone as his 'ex-wife' Dr. Cady breaks up and no longer has the ambiguous hormonal filter.

All of this is all because of Chuck!

And he can only passively accept it.

With him like this, little Sheldon actually asked for his help, letting him come and ask for both?

Was this an accidental question, or was it a deliberate stab at his wound?

But he was too embarrassed to directly refuse according to his original thoughts.

After all, what Little Sheldon wants is for him to confront Chuck and make Chuck unhappy. If he doesn't agree, what does it mean?

Do you think you have no ability?

Give in?

This is not his style!

"There is still time, please communicate more."

Chuck looked at the two double copies of Yin and Yang points that were notified in the system at the same time. He looked at Little Sheldon, then at House, and reminded him straightforwardly: "Of course I will ask Wilson to supervise you. After all, little Sheldon's mother is a devout believer, and you can understand why she has this concern.

Instead of them paying me to investigate you, or spending money to buy mobile software APPs to collect information about your usage, which would put an extra financial burden on their already poor families, we should take precautions before they happen. "

"This is the truth!"

Little Sheldon didn't understand the connotation, but nodded solemnly: "My mother is indeed very pious, stupid, but still pious, and my family is indeed very poor. If I had Chuck's ability to make money, all the problems now would be solved. It won’t be a problem!”

"..."

Dr. House's mouth twitched.

Are we talking about piety, stupidity and poverty?

Not at all!

Chuck was clearly mocking him for being an English gentleman!

The story of the priest and the little boy is so classic.

A week later.

A strange combination of big and small, handsome men and beautiful women, and otaku and wretched men appeared at the train station and got into two adjacent VIP boxes.

That’s right!

Chuck booked two VIP boxes.

One session he, Professor Alicia Harper, Monica, and Peggy sat.

In the other section, Little Sheldon, Little Leonard, and Little Howard sit.

Compared to the harmonious atmosphere in Chuck's box, the atmosphere in this VIP box was awkward.

Little Howard and Little Leonard stared at each other because the leader was Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.