American TV series Detective's Daily Life

Chapter 461 Little Sheldon: I absolutely agree...it smells so good!

"I want a roommate agreement too!"

When little Howard heard this, he immediately became anxious.

This is the best weapon to deal with the troublesome little Sheldon.

You must know that Little Sheldon likes rules the most, and he often uses various rules to restrain them.

If he could sign an agreement with Little Sheldon like Leonard, of course it wasn't a roommate agreement, and if he were killed, he would never be a roommate with Little Sheldon.

Unless Little Sheldon's sister Missy comes to live with her, there is still a slight possibility.

What he wants is a friend agreement. Even the definition of this friend can be defined broadly. It is just an acquaintance, which can be considered as a friend. He requires the young Sheldon who signed the agreement to give him enough respect on the other side of the agreement.

And with Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder, once he signs an agreement, it will be a lifelong handle. In the future, he will not be so angry in daily interactions.

Of course, he also knew that even if he signed this agreement, little Sheldon would do his best to exploit loopholes.

But as a Jew, who doesn’t have a litigious cousin?

At that time, he can let his litigious cousin design a friend agreement specifically to make everything beneficial to him and make it difficult for Little Sheldon to catch the loopholes.

Just thinking that little Sheldon can't find a loophole is enough to make him feel happy.

Even if Little Sheldon finds the loophole, looking at the thick pile of documents prepared by Little Leonard, I am afraid that Little Sheldon will never study science in the future and specialize in exploiting loopholes. It will be difficult to completely break through this association. limits.

Of course, the ultimate execution guarantee of this agreement still relies on Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

When obsessive-compulsive disorder conflicts with the bottom line of freedom and flexibility, according to Chuck, Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder always has to succumb to the bottom line of freedom and flexibility.

Therefore, when the time comes, there is a risk that this document will be directly torn up or arbitrarily distorted by Little Sheldon who has grasped the essence of freedom. He will implement it if he likes it, and if it doesn't, he will not implement it or vice versa.

But again, just letting Little Sheldon violate his obsessive-compulsive disorder and slap himself in the face is a huge profit.

What kind of bike do you want?

Little Sheldon didn't pay any attention to Little Howard's shouting. He put down the thick stack of roommate agreements and started to look through it. Before he had read much, his eyes changed when he looked up at Little Leonard.

"This is an unequal agreement!"

Little Sheldon glared at Little Leonard with bulging eyes.

He couldn't accept the terms on the first page alone, let alone a pile full of such terms that were not beneficial to him.

"so?"

Little Leonard grinned.

"So this agreement makes no sense!"

Little Sheldon said dissatisfied: "Change your conditions and wishes!"

"That's all I have is a condition and a wish."

Little Leonard smiled and said: "Don't worry, take your time and take a look. There are still six days left. All you need to do is sign in before departure. I guarantee that Chuck will prepare the train ticket for you."

"Sheldon, if I were you, I'd better ask Missy what other conditions and wishes she has."

Peggy reminded with a smile: "Only when three people know all three conditions and three wishes can you make a better choice."

"Wait me a moment."

Little Sheldon stared at Little Leonard for a while with bulging eyes. Seeing that he did not bow to him as usual, he looked down at the thick roommate agreement again. Although he felt that what Peggy said was reasonable, he still signaled Everyone wait a moment.

Then as expected, he entered the bathroom.

"OMG!"

Little Leonard watched little Sheldon go to the bathroom, and could no longer hold back his inner ecstasy: "I also made Sheldon so nervous one day that he couldn't control his bladder! Chuck, you are God!"

"Chuck, you didn't draft this roommate document for Leonard, right?"

Monica looked at Chuck with a strange expression.

"no."

Chuck shook his head.

"Fortunately not."

Monica breathed a sigh of relief: "Otherwise, that poor little guy would be really pitiful."

If this thick roommate agreement was drafted by Chuck, then she was sure that this agreement blocked all possibilities for little Sheldon to get through.

But unless little Sheldon breaks out and refuses to admit it, he will be restricted by this thick roommate agreement for the rest of his life.

How pitiful that would be.

Chuck glanced at her without using micro-expressions to observe. With their close scientific research cooperation, he could understand what she was thinking with just one look.

Is it pitiful to sign this thick roommate agreement and be restricted for the rest of your life?

That was the future life in time and space that Monica didn't know about little Leonard, who was grinning from the corner of his mouth to the back of his ears.

Otherwise, she would never feel sorry for little Sheldon.

With tears in his eyes, little Leonard looked at Chuck with great admiration.

It is true that Chuck did not help draft this thick roommate agreement, but Chuck also warned of this possibility in advance, so little Leonard had been preparing for it for a long time.

It took more than a year to prepare such a thick and many agreement terms.

That’s right!

More than a year ago, when little Leonard first met Chuck in Chicago, he approached Chuck for the first time in the court restaurant, and witnessed Chuck using the phone to talk to the most stinking fart that had taken away his mother's love. When Ser's little Sheldon bursts into tears, little Leonard expresses unprecedented admiration for Chuck.

It was also from that moment that Chuck reminded him that if he and Little Sheldon were in the same room, he should prepare a roommate agreement in advance.

Even at that time, little Leonard never imagined that he would be roommates with little Sheldon for so many years in the future. He thought that as long as little Sheldon finished college and got out, he could get rid of it completely.

But out of admiration for Chuck, he honestly followed Chuck's reminders and began to accumulate the terms of the roommate agreement bit by bit.

Then he discovered that this stuff was addictive.

It was almost like a diary. Whenever little Sheldon made him uncomfortable in various ways, he would turn around and secretly make a note, and then turn this discomfort into terms of the roommate agreement that made him happy.

That’s right!

Such a thick stack of roommate agreement documents is actually the result of more than a year of his heartache.

I will cry if I continue!

But it's fine now. As long as Little Sheldon signs this agreement, it will be Little Sheldon who sheds tears in the future.

Chuck is indeed bright and invincible!

You can think of all this!

so amazing!

Chuck was calm.

It's not that he didn't think of helping draft this kind of agreement. Even if it was such a thick and professional agreement, as long as he was willing, he could successfully draft it quickly, ensuring that all possibilities for Little Sheldon's sophistry would be blocked.

But apart from making little Sheldon despair and then completely break the pot, what's the point?

In the same vein as what he said to Little Sheldon, "I prefer your unruly look," it is impossible for him to completely block Little Sheldon's future.

Because in addition to providing a wave of double yin and yang points, it would completely waste the humanoid water of life like Little Sheldon. What a waste!

A more sensible approach would be to have Little Leonard prepare to draft the agreement in advance, and then have Little Sheldon sign the agreement. After that, Little Sheldon will have to struggle with his unwillingness to comply with such an agreement that is not beneficial to him and his own obsessive-compulsive disorder. At that time, Young Sheldon will continue to provide double yin and yang points.

When Little Sheldon used all kinds of sophistry to distort the roommate agreement, and then Little Leonard couldn't do anything to Little Sheldon. After he couldn't bear it anymore, he invited Chuck to make the decision and took advantage of the situation to slap Little Sheldon in the face and reap a wave of doubles. The yin and yang points.

This is the sustainable, scientific and rational optimal choice.

He will not dry up the lake to fish!

While everyone was joking, a worried little Sheldon came out of the bathroom. He looked at Chuck and Peggy, and then at the sullen little Leonard. He shook his head solemnly: "I can't possibly agree to this. Unreasonable demands!”

"Unreasonable request?"

Little Leonard couldn't help it any longer. He slapped the thick pile of documents and said sadly: "Do you know where these terms come from? How did you imagine them out of thin air? No! It's all this For all the unreasonable demands you have made on me over the years, I just changed our identities."

"So it was me who came up with it?"

Little Sheldon nodded suddenly: "No wonder there is always a sense of familiarity. This is much more reasonable! With an IQ of only 173, you really don't have such a rich imagination!"

"..."

Little Leonard paused and looked angrily at the confident and unashamed Little Sheldon: "So can you sign?"

"No!"

Little Sheldon shook his head resolutely: "Even if I came up with all this, it doesn't mean that you can exchange identities with me. We can never exchange identities, even if you go to Houston to watch the Eye of God launch this It’s not even possible to set the conditions for the first step of the plan to plant stars in the sea..."

Before he finished speaking, Chuck said expressionlessly: "Spock will appear at the launch site!"

"..."

Little Sheldon couldn't express his determination just now. After being stunned for a moment, he looked at Chuck uncertainly: "Is it Spock from the Enterprise? Or is it Leonard Nimoy?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Especially little Leonard and the others.

Although I just teased Little Sheldon yesterday, the goal of Chuck's Space Exploration Technology Company is to star in the sea. In the future, they will follow Chuck to explore space together. When they encounter Little Sheldon's alien home planet, they will Came to pick up little Sheldon.

But is it possible at this moment that Spock from Star Trek will actually appear in reality?

Of course it was Leonard Nimoy, the actor who played Spock!

"Leonard Nimoy..."

Little Sheldon shouted out the name in a trembling voice. Little Leonard could understand that excitement, because he was also a fan of Spock, and he was also very excited at the thought of having the opportunity to meet this idol.

But thinking about both being named Leonard, in the eyes of little Sheldon, the gap is so big, he, little Leonard, is still a little unhappy.

Chuck glanced at little Leonard and saw that he was beginning to struggle with the different meanings of himself and Leonard Nimoy to Sheldon. He remembered that Sheldon's son in the future in the original time and space was named Leonard. Is it a tribute to best friend Leonard? Or a tribute to Leonard Nimoy who played Spock?

In his opinion, with Sheldon's character, this result can only be one, and that is to pay tribute to Spock's actor Leonard Nimoy. It cannot be a tribute to his best friend Leonard. .

So he made no secret of his intention to use his money power to temporarily increase the pressure to get Little Sheldon to give in and sign: "Yes, he will be there, and then he will sign autographs and take photos for my companions."

As for Leander Nimoy, who plays Spock, will he be there?

It must happen!

"Signed photo..."

Little Sheldon felt dizzy and swayed.

This is Spock Leonard Nimoy!

Not Leonard Hofstadter!

"After the agreement is signed, you can go see your favorite Spock. You can also prepare your costumes in advance, and even let Mr. Leonard Nimoy appear in Spock's costume. When the time comes, you two Two Spocks, one big and one small..."

Seeing that Little Sheldon couldn't bear it any longer, Little Leonard leaned close to his ear, placed the last document that needed to be signed in front of Little Sheldon's eyes, and completed the final blow in a bewitching manner.

"I sign!"

Little Sheldon's imagination was very powerful. He immediately imagined the scene in his mind and couldn't bear it any longer. Even though he knew that this roommate agreement was seriously detrimental to him, he picked up the pen and started to sign it.

In addition to his mother's care and the protagonist's luck, he can survive until now because of his super genius IQ, which allows him to know what the real bottom line is when his subconscious mind is working.

Even though he signed it impulsively, he subconsciously knew that this document had no legal significance and he could tear it up at any time if he wanted to.

As for the discomfort of OCD?

He participated in the Star Journey Project, saw Spock with his own eyes, got Spock's autograph, and cosplayed Spock Jr. and Spock with Leonard Nimoy. His little Spock seemed to have received the most orthodox certification. Through Spock's inheritance, this kind of coolness makes him a little dizzy, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder can also disappear flexibly!

As far as the thoughts go, the obsessive-compulsive disorder disappears quickly!

"yes!"

When little Leonard saw little Sheldon personally signing the roommate agreement, he immediately jumped up with excitement.

"I finished!"

Little Sheldon looked at the real mastermind, the big devil Chuck.

"The first one is done."

Chuck nodded: "There's a second Missy and a third House!"

“Call Missy’s video call right away!”

Little Sheldon commanded little Leonard skillfully and arrogantly.

"good!"

Little Leonard subconsciously obeyed, but under Chuck's gaze, he realized something was wrong. He resisted the urge to have a video call with Missy. With a straight face, he patted the thick roommate agreement and reminded: "According to The roommate agreement stipulates that if you want to ask your roommate for help, you must smile and say yes, and you are not allowed to boss around!"

"...Please help me dial Missy's video call immediately."

Little Sheldon waited for Little Leonard with bulging eyes, hoping that Little Leonard would give in like before. When he found that he couldn't, he could only force out a smile and say please.

"..."

Little Leonard looked at Little Sheldon's twisted and scary smile, and suddenly felt uncomfortable. He would rather be bossed around by Little Sheldon than face such a terrifying smile. He didn't dare to say anything and hurriedly went to help. Video dialed.

At the other end of the video, when Missy heard the whole story, she screamed and laughed: "My conditions and wishes are very simple, as long as Sheldon can be me for a day!"

Everyone: "..."