American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Hahaha."

When little Leonard heard this, he couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.

no way!

In fact, the way Little Sheldon looked just now was completely different from his usual image of an arrogant, stinky, annoying troublemaker.

Who would have thought that little Sheldon also has such a childish and well-behaved side?

Anyway, he looked very happy.

But alas he's not Chuck.

Because he really didn't expect Chuck to say such a thing directly.

Little Sheldon didn't expect it. He stared at Chuck angrily with bulging eyes, obviously very angry.

Chuck deadpanned.

In his previous life, he had seen his little nephew trying to please his parents in various ways, and then when his parents were in a good mood, he could ask for or play with things that he shouldn't want or play with.

But little Sheldon is not his nephew in his previous life. Even if he wants to learn to please, he is too presumptuous about his status and doesn't know how to truly please. It's not as good as a child who can do it naturally.

And he’s not little Sheldon’s dad either!

Even if he were, with his mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he wouldn't tolerate little Sheldon rubbing around him.

More importantly, what he wants is not little Sheldon's closeness and favor.

As he said, what he wants is Little Sheldon's rebelliousness!

The little nephew in his previous life got what he shouldn't have by getting close to him and trying to please him. Although little Sheldon doesn't show off like the little nephew in his previous life who would bother to please him, the essence is actually the same.

It is to try to get something you shouldn't get easily by showing weakness and getting close to people.

And once Chuck lets him succeed, he will feel that this is a successful path, and then completely embark on this path.

But in the process, he will lose the intention to confront Chuck head-on.

If you can get what you want by showing your flexible bottom line, little Sheldon will be willing to work hard to improve himself in the future to fight against the evil big devil Chuck.

Without this spirit of confrontation, as well as the repeated setbacks and tears during the confrontation, how could Chuck gain double yin and yang points?

Looking at the double yin and yang points he got from the system because of his straightforward saying, "I prefer your unruly look," Chuck calmly looked at little Sheldon with bulging eyes and eyelid twitching.

In his place, little Sheldon can't even give in or be flexible about his bottom line!

Little Sheldon must embark on the path of a brave man who regards Chuck as his lifelong enemy and fights against the big devil!

"hehe."

Peggy suddenly chuckled, attracting everyone's attention: "It's not impossible for Sheldon to want to go. After all, the three of us are from Texas. We went back to present awards together last time. It makes sense to do it together this time." of."

"I hate to say it, but you were right this time, Peggy!"

Seeing that little devil Peggy said a rare human word, little Sheldon nodded in approval.

"But Sheldon, are you sure you want to fly with Chuck again?"

Peggy reminded with a half-smile: "Have you forgotten the last time we went back together and how unpleasant the flight was?"

"..."

Little Sheldon immediately hesitated.

damn it!

He almost forgot about this!

The last time we went back to Texas to attend an awards ceremony, when we were on a plane, someone actually recognized Detective Chuck. Then, because Detective Chuck was not only an investigator but also an accountant, he was determined not to fly with them and got off the plane.

He also learned from that time that when flying in the United States, remember not to fly with the three types of people.

Auditors, environmental assessors, people who offended the top liberals!

Of these three, according to Chuck's own honest confession, Detective Chuck has two.

So flying on a plane with Detective Chuck is indeed very, very dangerous.

However, the big devil Chuck insisted on letting him fly with him after something like this happened last time. The reason was that he had intuition!

Damn intuition!

Because I was so passionate about space exploration and Star Trek, I even forgot about this big question.

"We can drive there."

"New York is 2,600 kilometers from Houston!"

Peggy shook her head and said: "We originally prepared four people, me, Chuck, Mona, and Leonard. It would be okay to take a car, but if we join you and Howard, then a car is no longer suitable, and it will be a long distance." Driving, or being in a car with you, are simply not acceptable options!"

"That's so true! You must not drive there!"

Little Leonard nodded sharply in agreement.

With little Sheldon's difficult personality and bladder control, traveling long distances in a car would definitely be torture for everyone traveling with him.

Of course he was also... taking a long-distance car ride with his idol Chuck, the goddess Peggy, and his beautiful big sister Monica. With his physical fitness on the road, he was afraid that he would be more embarrassed than little Sheldon.

no way.

Who makes him so angry?

I remember he met Chuck for the first time in Chicago. When they met for the second time in the court restaurant, he took the initiative to come over. Chuck revealed that he was lactose intolerant and said he didn't want to smell the smell.

Even though he doesn't eat dairy products, he is still worried about what might happen.

Idol Chuck can speak bluntly. Although he is embarrassed, he can also listen shamelessly. But if he loses his temper in front of the goddess Peggy and the beautiful big sister Monica, then he thinks it is better to die now. It would be easy to lose face and die immediately if the time comes.

Therefore, long-distance car travel in a small confined space is absolutely unacceptable!

“In fact, you can go by sea and take a cruise ship!”

Little Howard put forward the best solution in his opinion: "Chuck is not short of money anyway, taking a cruise is the most enjoyable! There is no fear of plane or train crashes, nor is it difficult to drive there, taking a cruise is the best!" "

“Then take a cruise!”

Little Sheldon thought it was acceptable.

Once upon a time he had no choice.

Poverty limited his imagination. Now after listening to little Howard's words, he discovered that his home in Texas, Galvester County, is on the seaside like New York. It is indeed safe and comfortable to take a cruise along the coastline.

“Taking a cruise is indeed the best choice after considering comfort and safety.”

Chuck also nodded, and then in Little Sheldon's delighted eyes, he changed his words: "Let's go by train!"

"..."

Everyone was stunned.

Little Sheldon even cried out in disbelief: "Why?"

Chuck looked at Little Sheldon and said nothing.

But everyone couldn't help but think that Chuck would probably say those words after a pause.

Little Sheldon obviously knew this, so he looked at him sadly and angrily, waiting for him to say: "Because I am Batman!"

But it's a pity that Chuck never said it, which made the obsessive-compulsive young Sheldon hold it back so much that he wished he could directly urge Chuck to say this sentence that he didn't agree with.

"You don't have to sit down!"

Chuck looked at the double yin and yang points that the system prompted again, looked at Little Sheldon and said.

"...I'll sit!"

Little Sheldon thought about it for a long time and finally chose to compromise.

As always, he was used to compromise when it came to Chuck.

"But only if I agree to sit down!"

Chuck said expressionlessly.

"..."

Little Sheldon looked at Chuck sadly.

He has agreed to take the risk, what else do you want from him?

"Chuck, just let him be."

Monica watched for a long time and saw that a poor little Sheldon was so bullied that she was about to cry. She quickly tried to smooth things over: "One more person is not more. And you three are still the lights of Texas!"

"It's true that one more of him is not enough."

Chuck nodded: "But if he wants to go, he can't just say it and join. He needs to meet three conditions!"

"you say!"

Little Sheldon looked at Chuck with a straight face, ready to agree to anything.

"The first is Leonard, the second is Missy, and the third is House!"

Chuck is upright.

"What's the meaning?"

Little Sheldon looked at Chuck with a frown.

"You promise Leonard a condition and grant him a wish. Promise Missy a condition and grant her a wish."

Chuck explained.

"Leonard and Missy, I understand, but House, a poisonous person in your eyes, can also get a condition and wish?"

Little Howard said with some dissatisfaction.

Last Halloween, he appeared in person and helped Chuck mock Dr. House, that poisonous and rotten person.

So he knew very well that Chuck had a worse impression of House, a poisonous insect and a rotten person, than he had no impression of him.

Therefore, he really couldn't understand why Chuck ignored him and gave this opportunity to Dr. House, who was worse than him?

If it was just to torture a clown like Little Sheldon physically and mentally, he knew Little Sheldon better, and he was very confident to fulfill Chuck's instructions and torture Little Sheldon severely under the most coquettish conditions.

But Chuck just passed him and chose Dr. House!

This obvious differential treatment made him very unhappy.

"Chuck."

Monica also looked at Chuck with some worry: "Leonard and Missy are fine, but House can forget about it. It's not good for him to come into contact with little Sheldon."

Let Little Sheldon accept one condition from Leonard and Missy and satisfy each of their wishes. With their relationship, as long as Little Sheldon is willing, he can always make them compromise and will not embarrass Little Sheldon too much. .

But if it were Dr. House, the result would be completely different.

If Dr. House catches this, he will definitely tell a condition and wish that little Sheldon cannot fulfill.

That would completely embarrass little Sheldon.

Moreover, Dr. House has such a bad temper, and he was a poisonous insect in the past. She was subconsciously opposed to letting little Sheldon have more contact with him, and seeing her as Peggy's temporary guardian.

"That's House!"

Chuck glanced at them: "But it's not that he promised House a condition and fulfilled House's wish, but that House promised Little Sheldon a condition and fulfilled Little Sheldon's wish!"

"What?!"

Everyone was stunned.

It turns out to be like this!

"I agreed!"

Little Sheldon was originally a little worried and didn't know if he could do it, but now he heard that the vicious and annoying Dr. House promised him a condition and fulfilled his wish, so there would be no problem.

That’s right!

Same-sex repels!

Even though Little Sheldon and Dr. House have not met a few times, Little Sheldon even has a natural affinity for doctors and always wants to have a free doctor to satisfy his excessive medical concerns and provide free examinations.

What's more, Dr. House is the most powerful doctor.

But in just a few exchanges, little Sheldon completely lost his affection for Dr. House, gave up including him on his list of free doctors and friends, and even got him on the blacklist.

He did not admit that little Leonard teased that the two of them were very similar.

He is so cute and loved by everyone, but Dr. House's character is so annoying that he doesn't like it. How can they be similar!

"interesting."

Peggy smiled playfully.

Her eyes were very accurate, and she had long seen that Chuck treated Little Sheldon, House, and others differently. Now that she saw Chuck making this request, she immediately guessed that this was Chuck taking advantage of the opportunity to let these two people of the same sex Tsundere men who are in conflict with each other torment each other.

Just the idea of ​​it is interesting, isn't it?

Even she could guess why Chuck was talking about these three people instead of himself, and she was not included among the three.

That's because Chuck himself and her are originally big and small devils to Little Sheldon. Whatever they want can be realized in the end without Little Sheldon's consent.

So there is no need to ask Little Sheldon to agree.

It’s so overbearing and simple!

Little Leonard and Missy are the poor kids who were tortured the most by Little Sheldon. Let them get this opportunity, which can be regarded as tit-for-tat.

"Leonard, what are your conditions and wishes?"

Since Little Sheldon agreed, he immediately wanted to deal with the person he thought he could easily solve, that is Little Leonard, who would compromise with him unconditionally.

"This was so sudden, I didn't even think about it..."

Little Leonard grinned to the back of his ears and glanced proudly at the envious and jealous little Howard, indicating the benefits of being good friends with Chuck.

Just when little Sheldon impatiently reminded him that there were only 6 days left before leaving for Houston, and that he must immediately put forward a condition and wish for him to fulfill, little Leonard suddenly changed his face and lifted the schoolbag heavily from behind.

While everyone was stunned, he took out a thick stack of paper documents from his schoolbag and handed it to little Sheldon, who was also a little confused: "Since you said so, I will just mention some conditions and wishes."

"Roommate agreement?"

Little Sheldon took the document handed over by Little Leonard who said he was too sudden and unprepared, but was obviously well prepared in advance.

Because it was too thick and he lacked exercise at a young age and belonged to Zhan Wu Zha, he almost failed to grasp such a thick pile of documents. He held them hard with both hands and controlled his body to prevent the documents from shaking. His eyes had already seen the top of the documents. file name.

"But we are not roommates!"

"Then it depends on how you define roommates."

Little Leonard smiled and said: "The first, first section, and first clause of the roommate agreement are to define roommates. As long as you and I live in the same building, the distance does not exceed 100 kilometers, we can see each other or talk to each other every day. As mentioned above, we are all considered roommates, and we must abide by this roommate agreement.

You are now living in my house and fully meet the definition of a roommate.

You are a super genius, you have a photographic memory, and you really like drafting documents. Feel free to read this roommate agreement. If there is anything you don’t like, just tell me.

I will never modify it.

If you sign, I will treat you as fulfilling my conditions and wishes, so you can go to Missy. "

Little Sheldon: "..."