American TV series World Rescue

California.

"I have it!"

Benny said suddenly.

"How many months?"

Lu Ziqiao subconsciously looked at Benny Hunyuan's belly, which was full of abdominal muscles.

"It does not make sense!"

Benny shrank his stomach and said angrily: "I'm talking about giving Zhang Wei a legitimate reason, and I thought of one, a bitter trick."

"Bitter meat trick?"

Zhang Wei looked over with tears in his eyes.

"Yes! It's a bitter trick!"

Benny said confidently: "Just say that when you went out today, you fell and rolled down the stairs because you were too excited, causing more than 20 comminuted fractures on your body, and then we carried you to the wedding.

When your wife sees you dying, she will be distressed and ask you what happened. You will answer affectionately. Although you are seriously injured, you still can't miss your big day. Then you will be mummified. Reach out to your wife with trembling fingers and ask her if she is still willing to marry you? "

"good idea!"

Lu Ziqiao clapped her hands and smiled: "Your wife will be very moved and resolutely forget your mistakes and choose to forgive you!"

"You don't know her at all!"

Zhang Wei choked up and said: "She will definitely say this, are you already dead? If so, then give me a shot of euthanasia. If not, then she can make up for it herself, or let Owen take action to kill me." mummified.

You may not know that Harley said it will take time for her to create a Terminator, but Owen is a non-human being who can cripple a Terminator. Do you think my bones can be stronger than a Terminator? "

"No way? Is Owen that powerful? Isn't he a scientist?"

Benny was stunned.

"Haven't you seen those science fiction movies?"

Zhang Wei cried sadly: "Most of the villains in it are scientists! They say that gangsters are not scary because they are educated. Irving has a doctorate in four subjects, and he can be called a scientist among scientists! One of the doctorates is in medicine, which makes me Being beaten into a living mummy is really no joke!"

"Hey, with such a brother-in-law, you dared to agree to Zi Qiao's bachelor's night party last night. I really admire you!"

Benny took a breath and gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

"What do you mean by agreeing to go to a bachelor's night party?"

Lu Ziqiao also felt a chill on the back of his neck and muttered: "I have an unforgettable night all because of Zhang Wei. I have absolutely no other intentions. Zhang Wei, you can't pass all the blame on me!"

"Now you know how I feel? I'm dead..."

Zhang Wei cried.

"Now that seems to be the case."

Lu Ziqiao looked deeply sympathetic.

"It's all your fault, if we die, we all will die together!"

Zhang Wei grabbed Lu Ziqiao.

"Don't, don't do this! I have another idea!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a headache.

"any solution?"

Zhang Wei held Lu Ziqiao tightly and said bitterly: "I don't care, anyway, if we have to die, we will die together, and if we have to live, we will live together, it's up to you!"

"This is the last resort! If it doesn't work, let's die together!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face: "Just tell them that you set out on time this morning and drove through the tunnel. Suddenly your vision became blurry and something magical happened. Then you discovered that you had traveled to 1977!

At that time, everything was devastated, and everything was in ruins. It was the time when talents were needed. You threw yourself into the construction tide. By chance, you were transported to the present again, although it was a few hours late.

But if you realize the historical responsibility you shoulder, your wife will definitely be proud of you. That’s it, let’s buy a green military hat as a prop in the mall in front! We can vouch for you! "

"good idea!"

Zhang Wei sneered: "But do you know what the result will be?"

"How about it?"

Benny wondered.

"They definitely don't believe it because the logic doesn't make sense at all, because I'm so poor that I can't even afford a car!"

Zhang Wei said with a sad face: "Not to mention that Owen's IQ is as high as 198 and Harley's IQ is as high as 160. Even if they really believe it, it will be the beginning of a series of disasters.

Have you forgotten that they are all scientists, and scientists love research the most. If they really believe that I have traveled through time, there is a high chance that they will tie me to the experimental table and slice me into slices!

Imagine lying on a cold experimental table, your whole body being anesthetized, but still conscious, watching them dismember you with a sharp scalpel..."

"Hey~ stop talking, it's too scary!"

Benny interrupted quickly, feeling uncomfortable all over.

"arrive."

the taxi driver reminded.

"Let's go, we will die sooner or later!"

Lu Ziqiao pushed Zhang Wei in.

Wedding hotel hall.

"Zi Qiao is right, what is supposed to come will eventually come."

Zhang Wei stopped, turned back to look at Lu Ziqiao and Benny, and sighed: "I was really scared just now! But when I came here and my death was approaching, I suddenly wasn't scared anymore..."

"hehe."

Lu Ziqiao and Benny could only laugh and agree, because they saw Zhang Wei's hands shaking so much that they almost left an afterimage...

"This incident teaches us a lesson!"

Lu Ziqiao changed the subject and said, "Don't get married easily, especially to a woman!"

"Do you have a better choice?"

Benny couldn't help but take a few steps back and distanced himself from Lu Ziqiao.

"People are always responsible for their own choices. I still have to face all this by myself!"

Zhang Wei took a deep breath, said goodbye to Lu Ziqiao and Benny, and opened the door of the wedding hall alone with great perseverance and courage.

The guests were all still there. When they saw Zhang Wei coming, they all pointed at him and whispered something to each other.

Zhang Wei lowered his head, not daring to look at them, and walked straight forward, feeling faintly relieved in his heart.

At least the guests are still here, right?

The worst thing is that everyone is gone, that means there is no room for redemption!

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, I know that all of this is my fault. I was negligent. I know that I must have broken the bride's heart. You can punish me however you want. I'm really sorry."

Zhang Wei bowed and apologized.

"Don't, don't say that."

Bernadette looked cold, but Howard helped Zhang Wei up with a look of shame: "You are not wrong in this matter."

"Ahem!"

Bernadette coughed heavily.

"Well, this isn't all your fault."

Howard quickly changed his mind: "Harry is also at fault. It's our fault that we spoiled our daughter since she was a child. We should also apologize to you."

"No, no, it's my fault!"

"Everyone is at fault!"

"My fault!"

"Everyone is at fault!"

Zhang Wei and Howard took responsibility for each other, and finally Zhang Wei said helplessly: "Okay, everyone is wrong. I know I was wrong. Where did you go wrong?"

"No matter how hard we tried to persuade her, we couldn't stop her. I didn't expect her, she, alas..."

Howard sighed.

"What's up with her?"

Zhang Wei's head was heavy, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"She came out as gay in public!"

Howard said ashamed.

"Cheating in public?"

Zhang Weiru was struck by lightning, his body swayed a few times, and he held on to the chair next to him to keep from falling. He asked in disbelief: "How could this happen?"

"It's about coming out, not cheating!"

Owen explained quietly from the side.

"Coming out? That's fine."

Zhang Wei's face softened slightly, and then he couldn't help shouting: "What? Harley, she came out? What's going on?"

"We couldn't contact you anyway. After waiting for half an hour, she walked up to the stage and announced in public that she no longer believed in men. Then she took a bridesmaid named Rose and officially announced that she was coming out!"

Owen said with emotion.

"Am I being raped? Or by a woman?"

Zhang Wei didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He glanced at Irving. After Irving nodded, Zhang Wei, who couldn't stand the great sadness and joy and then the great sadness, rolled his eyes and fainted.

In the moment before he fell into coma, what he thought was: "Zi Qiao is right, don't marry someone, especially a woman..."

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"How is Zhang Wei?"

Arthur sympathized.

"It's okay, it's just that I was very angry for a moment, just take it easy and it'll be fine."

Owen responded moodily.

"Where's Harley?"

Penny said strangely.

"She didn't answer the phone, but I checked her location. She went to the airport. She had booked a honeymoon ticket before. She probably went on her honeymoon with this Rose."

Owen's mouth twitched.

"She really does exist."

Penny laughed dryly and said: "I really couldn't tell before that she is like this..."

"Shaheeda, don't you see that too?"

Arthur wondered.

"No."

Shahida said confusedly: "I didn't notice it at all."

"Could it be that she was really stimulated by Zhang Wei and suddenly changed her interest?"

Owen murmured to himself, but his eyes swept over Shahida, and a haze rose in his heart, seemingly...

"Oh, don't be so bloody!"

Owen shook his head to disperse his thoughts, not wanting to let them go any further.

"Zhang Wei is so pathetic!"

Penny sighed: "I don't know how he will face this situation after he wakes up?"

"What a blessing among misfortunes!"

Owen sneered: "At least that Rose is a woman, otherwise he would have been hit even harder. Besides, if he hadn't made the mistake himself, this might not have happened..."

Having said this, he felt a little unsure: "At least this kind of thing won't happen so soon..."

"From what you said, do you look down on lace?"

Mother Petunia said: "Why is it that Rose is a woman and her blow to Zhang Wei is smaller?"

"This involves psychology!"

Angelo explained seriously: "Most men have a negative and disgusting attitude towards Brokeback Mountain, but they are indifferent to Adele's life with a hint of affirmation, because in their fantasy, they can always Join Adele in her life.”

"nausea!"

As the old Si Ji, Penny understood Angelo's meaning so easily for the first time, and said scornfully: "Ha! Man!"

"Ha! Woman!"

Owen sneered: "Do you think men are like this? As a woman, aren't you interested in the true love between two handsome men?"

"Well."

Penny was speechless.

Weng buzzing!

"It's Mary!"

Arthur's cell phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was Mary's message. He smiled proudly.

Since the last time he was treated like a tool by Mary and then dumped by Mary like a used rag, time has passed and Arthur has completely come out of the confusion and hesitation of first love and has become more confident. In other words, I'm a veteran...

This kind of Arthur has a good impression of Mary. On a whim some time ago, he used Arthur as a tool again, so Arthur naturally died of exhaustion.

Every time Mary called him whenever she needed something, Arthur was very proud and called this a tool call.

"What did she say? She asked you to rush over and do some work again?"

Penny said with a half-smile.

"Hey, it's not."

Arthur looked at the text message and said in surprise: "Mary wants to have a formal date with me."

"Really? Why?"

Angelo shouted.

"I don't know either, should I ask?"

Arthur said at a loss.

He had never been on a formal date, and Penny's one didn't count because she didn't even know it was a date, and Penny had never been intimate with him.

There is definitely an insurmountable difference between men and women whether they have ever had negative distance contact!

"Of course you should!"

Petunia encouraged.

"All right."

Arthur didn't have much of an opinion, so after being encouraged by Penny, he sent a text message to ask, and Mary's straightforward reply came quickly.

"Ha~"

The corner of Arthur's mouth twitched and he made an unintelligible snort.

"What did she say?"

Petunia wondered.

“She said she’d had enough of cramming, that there comes a time in every woman’s life when she’s tired of waking up on a strange couch with people she doesn’t even know, and now she wants to give it a try The traditional relationship model is to take things slowly. Is there any man who knows how to take things slowly than me?"

Arthur looked a little embarrassed as he read Mary's reply.

"Wow! That's so sharp! But it's wrong!"

Penny joked, "Angelo is slower than you!"

Angelo immediately raised his head and stared at Penny with bulging eyes.

"I was joking."

Petunia raised her hand to apologize, and then muttered: "I'm afraid that in her eyes, you are not a man at all..."

"Haha, this is true!"

Arthur smiled.

"What are you going to do?"

Penny said casually: "She is simply treating you as a spare tire experiment!"

"yes."

Arthur nodded.

"so?"

Penny raised her head.

"so?"

Arthur was puzzled.

"So, are you going to reject her?"

Petunia asked.

"reject?"

Arthur shook his head repeatedly: "It is impossible to refuse. Why refuse? This is my honor, okay? Not everyone can be Mary's spare tire experiment!"

"It's true."

Angelo nodded and said, "Although I hate her, those who want to be Mary's spare tire test subjects can be queued from Caltech to our apartment."

"..."

Penny was speechless, and after a while she complained: "Ha! Man!"

"I agree!"

Arthur ignored Penny's disdain and replied cheerfully: "How to try?"

"Your apartment! Order a Higan dish, download a movie, be artistic but not too profound, and then be intimate, but not indescribable. The details are up to you. I think it would be better if you assume you are a male character. .”

"..."

After reading Mary's latest reply, Arthur was speechless for a long time. Do I need to assume that I am a man? Isn't that so annoying? !

Thinking of this, Arthur angrily pressed a line of reply: "It's such a happy decision..."