American TV series World Rescue

California.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"What's wrong, you're so angry?"

Owen looked at Arthur with a smile on his face as he grabbed the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Yeah, shouldn't you have a date with Mary tonight?"

Shahida asked curiously.

"Ask him!"

Arthur gritted his teeth and pointed at Angelo beside him.

"It's not my business?"

Angelo looked innocent.

"How dare you say that Rain Girl has no melons?"

Arthur said angrily: "I have told you that tonight is the official date between Mary and I. I asked you to leave to make room for us..."

"Yes, that's what I did too!"

Angelo retorted: "I was planning to play an old game that I recently dug out. You said that, and you also said that if I date a Martian, you will leave to make room for us, so I think it's fair. Agreed!"

"That's not the point!"

Arthur said bitterly: "You did agree, but what did you do next?"

"How did I do it?"

Angelo said angrily: "In order to make room for you, I came out with my laptop and sat on the stairs to play games. What else do you want me to do?"

"Angelo really did it, I can testify to that."

Penny, who came back from get off work, ordered a drink and said with a smile: "I almost stepped on him when I went out before! Sitting there all alone, so pitiful!"

"Poor shit!"

Arthur said bitterly: "He just didn't like Mary, so he deliberately caused trouble and ruined our date. Are you satisfied now?"

"Satisfied in this regard!"

Angelo said bluntly: "But I'm not satisfied with your attitude towards me!"

"Don't be angry, relax and speak slowly."

Owen reassured.

"Originally, Mary and I had a good date. We lit candles, ate other side delicacies, and drank red wine. Everything was so beautiful, but Angelo said he would make room for us."

Arthur said with an angry look on his face: "But he came back to the toilet when he needed to pee, and when his laptop ran out of power, he came to pull the cord. Finally, he just pushed the door open and came in. He openly apologized to us, saying that he should not He stopped us from dating because he liked Mary, but secretly mocked Mary for her academic views.”

"Then what?"

Shahida asked.

"Then……"

Arthur looked aggrieved: "The two of them got into an argument, and in the end it involved me. What does it have to do with me? I just stood aside and tried to persuade her. Mary suddenly became very angry and asked me if I was just watching. , let Angelo mock her!"

"She's right!"

Penny interjected: "The expression on Angelo's mouth is really irritating. You are his roommate and nanny. You are responsible for the giant baby Angelo's fault. Not to mention that Mary is still talking to him." If you are dating, she is considered your girlfriend, so you should speak for her in both aspects!"

"..."

Arthur was stunned for a moment, and the anger on his face disappeared, and he said: "Really? I was really at fault?"

"of course!"

Penny affirmed.

"Oh~"

Arthur suddenly felt regretful.

"What's wrong?"

Penny was keenly aware that there was a story in this, and quickly asked: "Did you do anything else that made Mary unhappy?"

"seems like it."

Arthur said weakly: "After Mary questioned me, she asked me which of their academic views I agreed with..."

"Uh-oh!"

Penny looked at Arthur strangely and said in disbelief: "Don't tell me you chose Angelo?"

"Academically, I do agree with Angelo..."

Arthur struggled: "This is the professional ethics of a scientist!"

"Wow!"

Penny exclaimed: "I admire you so much. This is the conduct a scientist should have!"

"real?"

Arthur asked sheepishly but happily.

"Damn it! I said that sarcastically!"

Penny complained: "If every scientist is as upright as you, I am sure that the species of scientists will become extinct in the future! I used to think that you are all quite good, but how come most of you have no experience yet, but now I just realized that you are so good that you can stay single for the rest of your life based on your strength!"

"Ahem."

Owen coughed and interjected: "There is nothing wrong with being single for the rest of your life based on your ability. Penny, don't get too excited. Besides, people's aesthetics are different at each stage. Do you think straight men like Arthur are cancerous?" They deserve to be single for the rest of their lives, but maybe they will meet someone who appreciates them sometime, fate is wonderful!"

"Incredible!"

Penny held her forehead and said, "I think straight men like them have little hope of finding a woman who knows how to appreciate them. It's better to place your true love on a man!"

"..."

The corners of Arthur's mouth twitched, and his eyes were full of despair. Hearing the girl he had a crush on say this about him, he wanted to die. Angelo, who didn't have much concept of gender, might be willing, but he didn't like men!

"What's the end?"

Shahida brought the topic back: "What did Mary say in the end?"

"She said she should probably thank Angelo."

Arthur said painfully: "Because of Angelo, she knew in advance that there were essential differences between us. She could tolerate our children's shortcomings... various shortcomings, but in terms of academics, this is a fundamental difference and cannot be tolerated... "

"Isn't it just an academic difference? Your children will be able to choose their own academic opinions by then?"

Shahida said in surprise.

"That's what I said too."

Arthur said aggrievedly: "But she yelled at me, saying that they were just children, where did they get the academic point of view! Then she slammed the door and left."

"Wait, kid?"

Penny suddenly interrupted: "Didn't you just officially date? Why did you mention children? Isn't this too exaggerated?"

"Who says it isn't?"

Arthur recalled: "At that time, she suddenly advanced this, and the red wine in my mouth spurted out. She also knew that it seemed a bit early for us to talk about this now..."

"A little bit?"

Penny complained: "Isn't this a little premature? It's just like The Flash!"

"Having said this, I must give a warning."

Angelo raised his hand and said: "Arthur, even without me, you and Mary would still be impossible!"

"Why?"

Arthur said unconvinced.

"Obviously!"

Angelo analyzed: "The only reason why Mary chose you to date is because she is temporarily tired of the endless pursuit of women and wants to find someone to have a slow relationship. Among the people she knows except me, I Out of all the enemies, you are the slowest!"

"Thank you for keeping an eye on me!"

Arthur's mouth twitched.

"You are welcome."

Angelo, as always, only listened to the superficial meaning, accepted Arthur's thanks with peace of mind, and continued: "But just like when you are tired of a big meal and want to find a snack with a different taste to change your taste, snacks are snacks after all. It won't take more than two times before you give up and fall back into the habit of eating big meals.

You should understand everything after looking at today’s situation! Although Mary said she wanted to take things slow with you, she immediately asked you and your family what genetic defects other than being short and small she had, because she didn't want her children to have such defects!

Although I made her realize the difference between you directly, but even without me, I'm afraid she would have thrown you away like a snack before you completely fell in love with her.

By then, you will definitely be in more pain! So, not only should you not be angry with me, you should also thank me! "

"Really? I really want to thank you very much!"

Arthur gritted his teeth.

"certainly!"

Angelo nodded affirmatively.

"Although it's a bit quibbling, I have to say that what Angelo said still makes sense!"

Owen nodded.

"Yes, Mary is like that! It's good to do this before you fall in."

Shahida echoed.

"That's how it is!"

Penny also agreed: "I have seen many people like Mary, but they are not female scientists. Many of my friends are in love with their boyfriends one day, but tomorrow because of a small thing, that love disappears in an instant. See you there, I broke up without any hesitation!"

"Terrible."

Arthur's genius brain perfectly imagined bringing the story of Penny's friend into Mary and him, and he couldn't help but shudder.

The scientist's rationality told him that Penny and the others were right, Mary was such a person!

Thinking of this, most of his dissatisfaction with Angelo's interference in ruining his date with Mary dissipated.

It is absolutely impossible to completely dissipate, because anyway, without Angelo, he might become a lucky dog ​​tonight! Even if Mary wants to try to take her time and not hit the home run directly, it would be nice to try her hand at first and second base...

He, Arthur Cooper, was never picky about his food!

Zhang Wei's apartment.

"Ziqiao, you're here."

Benny opened the door and let Lu Ziqiao in.

"How is Zhang Wei doing?"

Lu Ziqiao asked.

"It's okay, just drink milk there."

Benny pouted towards the sofa in the living room.

Lu Ziqiao looked over and saw Zhang Wei in pajamas, lying on the sofa, holding a large carton of milk in one hand and a goblet in the other, pouring milk into it. There were already four or five empty large cartons of milk piled on the coffee table. .

"Is he trying to get himself drunk?"

Lu Ziqiao complained.

"It's possible."

Benny smiled obscenely and said: "But it's also possible that he is missing his ex-fiancée. You know, his ex-fiancée was very cruel..."

"You are so wretched!"

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Benny in surprise, then patted Benny on the shoulder and said with the same lewd smile: "But I think it's very possible."

"Hey hey hey."

"Hey hey hey."

Two unscrupulous men were laughing there, which alarmed Zhang Wei.

"Ziqiao, you, are you here?"

Zhang Wei drank so much milk that he really got a little drunk. He greeted Lu Ziqiao: "Come, have a drink with me, and we'll get drunk tonight!"

"That's fine."

Lu Ziqiao and Benny winked, walked over to take it, drank it all in one gulp, then patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Zhang Wei, I told you to be stronger. Victory or defeat is a common thing for military officers!"

"hehe."

Zhang Wei smiled bitterly and said: "Failure is common, but I have never won. I always thought that Harley was the person I have always wanted to find, but I didn't expect that Harley turned out to be..."

"Lessy!"

Lu Ziqiao answered: "Zhang Wei, although I caused you to miss the wedding before, I don't think I did anything wrong. Men, those who have the idea of ​​getting married before the age of thirty are useless. As the saying goes, the world is so Big, as long as your heart is big enough, what forest is there without?"

"What kind of proverb is this that sounds so familiar?"

Zhang Wei frowned.

"I changed it. After all, you don't meet the conditions of the original saying!"

Lu Ziqiao winked.

"..."

The corners of Zhang Wei's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but raise his chest and raise his head, and then shrank back in despair: "You said it before? What about now?"

"Since I knew your wife..."

"Ex-fiancée!"

Zhang Wei reminded sadly and angrily.

"Okay, okay, your ex-fiancée is a lesbian, so I regret it and feel a little sorry for you."

Lu Ziqiao sighed.

"Why?"

Zhang Wei was confused: "Did you make a mistake?"

"No!"

Lu Ziqiao said nonsense seriously: "Think about it, what is the highest pursuit of most men? The red flag does not fall at home, but the colorful flags flutter outside!

Your ex-fiancée is a lesbian, as long as you coax her well, even if you are just a bronze, but with her fierce and beautiful girl scientist king strength, she can easily make you achieve a small goal when you are happy!

At that time, the red flags at home will not fall, and there will be red flags outside. You and your wife will work together to sweep the entire forest. That will be so cool and unrestrained, and it will definitely make countless men jealous! "

"hehe."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but be attracted by the scene described by Lu Ziqiao, with a crazy expression on his face, and his saliva almost flowed out.

He really didn't expect to be able to operate like this. At the same time, an extreme heartache brought him back to reality from his fantasy, and he realized that he seemed to have missed hundreds of millions...

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhang Wei said with mixed feelings: "According to you, the best marriage partner for men is a lesbian? Then why don't you find one?"

"That's for the average man."

Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Do you think I need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

Zhang Wei was not deceived by Lu Ziqiao this time and sneered.

"That's not the point!"

Lu Ziqiao saw that he was failing to show off and quickly changed the subject: "Now that the raw rice has been cooked into porridge, don't worry about it anymore. You need to cheer up again."

"Get back on your feet?"

Zhang Wei sneered: "Do you think it's possible for me to get back on my feet? My heart is broken!"

After saying that, he started to drink milk again, while his sadness flowed back into a river.

"Don't be like this! I'm sorry for you! Don't worry! I will definitely help you!"

Lu Ziqiao put her arms around Zhang Wei's shoulders and comforted: "As long as I'm here, you can definitely get back on your feet! Believe me, that's right!"

"Leave me alone~"

Zhang Wei cried and howled: "Leave me alone and drink milk~~"

"Uh~!"

Lu Ziqiao slapped her forehead heavily, feeling a headache. She thought about him, Lu Xiaobu, who had gone through hundreds of battles. He had never coaxed a woman so carefully before, but now he was dealing with a man. It was really retaliation, not without retribution. The time has not yet come...