An Incompetent Explorer Who Failed to Make His High School Debut but Mastered Being a Human Being

Episode 214: Wan-ternet(The convenience of the dog transcends continents)

"I see, this is Arizona, USA, near the Grand Canyon. I see."

"Y, yes!! That's right, hehehe."

 I am asking questions to the American party that got involved with us in the dungeon.

 Apparently, this land is America, far away from Japan. It also seems to be a dungeon located a little off the famous Route 66, near the more famous Grand Canyon.

"Now that the location is clear, is this okay? Luck, can you contact the Kagema in Japan?"

 After knowing the location, I give instructions to Luck and ask if it's possible to contact Nanami with the Kagema.

"Won."

"Well then, first of all, I found Alice-chan and protected her. Next, I may not be able to return for a while, but I'm safe, so please tell her to wait with peace of mind."

"Won."

 Luck says it can go anywhere in the world with Kagema when outside the dungeon.

 Are you a smartphone or something?

 How far will your convenience go.

 I am moved by the convenience of Luck and say what I want to tell Nanami.

 The reason why I don't mention that I"m in America and that the dungeon disappearance incidents are teleportation is because Nanami would be uneasy if she hears that.

 It's fine if I tell Nanami that I'm safe and that Alice-chan is fine. There's no need to worry her by telling too much.

"Also, Luck. Can you really bring out as many Kagema as you want?"

"Won."

"I see, I understand. In order to investigate this land, please leave a few hundred thousand of them alone as a self-supporting type. Also, I'd like to ask them to also go to South America."

"Won."

 I decide to leave as many Kagema as I can, so that they can investigate the entire American content and move in the unlikely event that something happens in the Americas.

 I try saying that it should make hundreds of thousands of them, but Luck keeps creating black shadows one by one from its own shadow so that other people won't find out.

 It says that it can contact them anywhere on the Earth, and I remember my smartphone and come up with the idea of creating a Luck's shadow network.

 I don't know how many times I'll metastasis, but i think it's just right.

"Well, I'm ready, let's go back to the dungeon."

"Y, yes ..."

 When I return to the dungeon, Alice-chan has a dissatisfied face.

 She is hungry now that she's no longer scared.

 Oh, I see. I still lack consideration. Alice-chan had been hiding alone for more than one night without eating anything, so I guess she's getting hungry.

"Well, before that, let's have a meal. Hey, is there a restaurant around here?"

"Eh, ah, yes. It's on Route 66, but ..."

"Okay, guide us there and treat us."

"Eh!?"

"You won't say no, will you?"

"Y, yesssssssssssssss!!"

 When I politely ask the leader of the party that got involved with us to treat us, he squeals and happily agrees to treat us.

 We return to the dungeon after enjoying a large portion of very American fast food.

"You guys have this guy's shadows on you. You know what that means, right?"

-Bunbunbunbuuun

"Okay then. See you later."

 I only spoke politely to the American party about Luck's Kagema, so it won't be leaked, and from now on, they should be a party that values etiquette very much.

"Alice-chan, you probably haven't slept much, have you? You won't fall off, so you can sleep on Luck."

 Alice-chan, who is on Luck's back, has been nodding off since a while ago, probably because her stomach is full, so I urge her to sleep.

"Th, thank you very much ..."

 As soon as Alice-chan hears my words, she falls down on Luck's back and begins to breathe the breath of a sleeper, quietly.

"Okay, metastasis!! Luck should go into my shadow!!"

"Won."

 I immediately detect the inside of the dungeon and find the metastasis trap. I run towards the trap as fast as possible, and the moment I find it, I jump straight in.

"Pyramid!!"

"Won!!"

 The next transfer destination is a dungeon in Egypt.

 Here, as in the United States, I got involved, but after talking politely and getting them to understand, I release a lot of Luck's Kagema, and then jump into the next teleportation trap.

"British Library!!"

"Won!!"

 The next location was the UK, where I spoke in the same way, released Luck's Kagema and continued on to the next one.

"Palace of Versailles!!"

"Won!!"

 Next is France. I talk here in the same way, release Luck's Kagema, and go again.

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"Santa Maria De'la Grazie Church!!"

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"Taj Mahal!!"

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"The Great Wall of China!!"

 I also went to other countries, but I moved roughly in the flow of Italy, India, and China, and released Luck's Kagema in all of them.

"Fuu ... I'm a little tired ..."

 I continue to transfer, get involved with people, and ask about the location dozens of times. I'm a little mentally exhausted.

"The next time we go, we should take a rest."

"Won."

 It's been a while since Alice-chan started sleeping on Luck, but there's still no sign of waking up. She was very tired, and she may have been trapped by the magic of Luck's mofumofu.

 I jump into the next trap while thinking about Alice-chan's calm sleeping face.

"Eh!?"

 At the destination of the teleportation, battered explorers were waiting.

"Wh, who are you!?"

"Umm, I'm Satou Fuhito."

I introduce myself without realizing that the other person is speaking Japanese.