anchor convergence point！The country really can’t make it up

Chapter 0071 [By now, I admit it! I have a showdown!! 】！！

The era of national qigong!!!

This is in the history of the Dragon Kingdom… It’s really a very dramatic era calling card.

That was at the end of the last century, around the 90s.

Then…… For some reasons that cannot be mentioned, the concept of [qigong] has become popular all over the country.

In fact, in itself…

There is no harm in practicing qigong, just exercise and activity

It’s just that…… Some outlaws, charlatans, big fools… Eyeing this piece of cake!

Back then, because there was no anti-fraud center… Plus the level of education for all in those days was not very high… So it gives these scammers an opportunity.

These outlaws, charlatans, big fools… With non

Often exaggerated methods, shaping a large number of [Qigong Masters] with boundless mana!

These qigong masters they deduced… Mana can boast

To what extent?

What qigong cures diseases, qigong drives away ghosts, qigong transport, this is all pediatrics, only this kind of trick, can not be a [qigong master]!

Have you ever seen Qigong crushed stones?

It is a large stone several meters high, and several cars cannot pull it.

“Qigong master” slapped down with one palm!

Stones become shattered!!!

Have you ever seen Qigong fire extinguishing?

At that time, there was a forest fire that shocked the whole country, and those “qigong masters” took all the credit for extinguishing the fire on themselves…

It was said that it was his own [exercise] that extinguished the fire!

Have you ever seen a Qigong push train? Don’t say it’s pushing a train…

By the late stage of the Qigong era, because of the involution of various masters, it was seriously involuted.

Have already begun to have more terrifying qigong moving mountains, qigong bombs!

As for the more outrageous…

Qigong heart control, qigong mind transfer, qigong big change living people, qigong empty basin into wine?

It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen it…

Just watch a few magic videos online. This is no different from what qigong masters performed to their followers in those days.

It is nothing more than the simplicity of the hearts of people of that era… Only then did I believe in the “acting” and “tricks” of the qigong masters.

Afterward……

With the development of science and technology, the level of education of people has improved…

Everyone understood how outrageous the outrageous efficacy of those qigongs that were advertised back then was!

It’s just outrageous opening the door to outrageous… Outrageous to home!!!

Because of this, the concept of qigong has gradually dissipated in the dust of history…

General Mike looked at Chu Yun for a long time without saying a word! Three sentences can’t ask a fart

Straight to the fire!!! Angry!

“Chu!!! Cloud!!! What the hell are you ending!!! ”

“Could it be… Every time I ask you a question, do you have to be in a daze for ten minutes!? ”

“I ask! The next time the United Nations meets!!! Can you change someone with better ears and brains to be a spokesperson!?

I’m really fed up with you!!! ”

Chu Yun raised his head.

Looking at General Mike with a smile: “Sorry, in fact, I’m not in a daze, I just want to think about how to use a way you can understand… I’m going to tell you ten things that aren’t easy to understand. ”

“Stop talking nonsense!”

General Mike waved his hand!

Directly stopped Chu Yun from continuing to talk nonsense: “You don’t have to be so kind!” Still care if I understand or not!? I see you’re just trying to stall for time!

This…… This is my last chance to explain to your Dragon Kingdom! ”

“Director Chu Yun! Please answer my question immediately—”

“If it weren’t for the genetic potion that modified Teacher Ma’s genes and allowed him to be physically enhanced in a short period of time… So how did he manage to break a willow tree with one punch!? ”

“That willow tree is so thick… Ordinary big trucks are constantly crashing!!! Don’t give me any special effects!

I won’t believe your deceitful words anymore! ”

“Now… Or do you immediately [admit] the fact that Lin Xian has developed a genetic weapon! Or…… You will be one fifty ten, and the evidence is sufficient to explain to us the detailed principle of the old man who broke the willow tree with a punch just now!!! ”

This moment.

All the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom held their breath! Don’t dare to speak up! The other national representatives on the scene are also…

All wipe the beads of sweat on their foreheads! The atmosphere is tense!!! However……

At this time, Chu Yun was still so light, and there was even the old guy (thermos cup) who picked up the foot of the table, wiped it, and held it in his hand again: “Okay…”

“By now, I have to [admit]…”

As soon as I heard Chu Yun say that he wanted to admit it!? The audience representative seats instantly exclaimed! Groove!

No way? This gives up resistance!?

This…… This is not Director Chu Yun’s style!!! Don’t……

Do you want to give up Lin Xian like this? Give up the national fortune of the Dragon Kingdom!!! General Mike was also confused!

Groove!? This……

What is the case

Why didn’t the Dragon Kingdom play cards according to the routine!

At this moment… It directly disrupted his rhythm!!! But it doesn’t hurt!

Rather… That’s just right!!!

[Finally, you can justifiably sanction the Dragon Kingdom and Lin Xian! ] 】

“Hahahahahaha!!! You finally admit that this bottle of genetic potion is a genetic modification weapon! Finally admitted that Lin Xian was engaged in anti-human research again!

”

General Mike laughed loudly: “If you don’t admit it, you can’t help it!” Such obvious evidence lay out in front of him… You have to admit it even if you don’t—”

“Eh!”

Director Chu Yun directly stretched out his hand to interrupt Mike, and said angrily: “Who said I have to admit this?” What are you talking nonsense? ”

General Mike was directly stunned!

A question mark on his face: “That… This…… Yes? ”

“Then what do you not admit to this?”

“Is there anything else you need to admit?”

……

At this moment, it is not just General Mack.

It can be said that…

People all over the world watching this simultaneous live broadcast, including Dragon Kingdom netizens…

It’s all synchronous!

They also couldn’t understand what Director Chu Yun wanted to say! What else can be admitted at this time?

They even wonder if they missed some key plot because of network lag…

Why didn’t you dare to blink your eyes! But suddenly I can’t understand it!?

In the audience seats, there was also a lot of discussion… Everyone didn’t know what Director Chu Yun wanted to say, like admitting something?

Finally……

Chu Yun stood up and stopped the discussion.

Then he strode to the middle of the stage…

To the representatives of more than 200 countries present here, to the people watching the live broadcast around the world, with a full face of “sorry”.

“I’m sorry… People all over the world. I [admit] now – one thing…

Our Dragon Kingdom has deceived the whole world! ”

“And for so many years… Whether it’s our official media, or every Dragon Countryman… When everyone was asked this question, they all gave a negative answer!

Every Dragon Country person will firmly tell the other party that it is not,

No, not what you think. ”

“Including myself, I have also been asked this question by countless people, are everyone from the Dragon Kingdom able to do kung fu? Is it that everyone is very capable of hitting the wall? ”

“I give a negative answer every time and tell them… That’s just a stereotype in the movie… Not everyone is Chenglong, not everyone is Li Lianjie, not every panda is “Kung Fu Panda”…

”

“But! Now, I admit it! I had a showdown with the whole world.

”

“You guessed correctly before – our Dragon Kingdom! Everybody really does it!!! ”

“Boom!!! Rumble!!! Rumble!!! ”

Chu Yun’s unclear words… Let all the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom be inexplicable, understand can’t!

But no one expected it!!! This sentence…

Directly let the foreign representatives in the audience fry the pan!

Everyone exclaimed! It is as if you know the truth about the universe.

“Oh my God!!! I knew that the people of the Dragon Kingdom must have lied to us!!! I have known for a long time!!!

Did you know… I’ve asked the people of the Dragon Kingdom this question countless times, and I asked them if they would do kung fu? But everyone answered me very uniformly, “No”!

I was very strange then!!! If not everyone knows how to do kung fu… So why are the dragon country people in the movie more powerful than the other?

”

“Yes! I began to doubt early in the morning! Traditional martial arts are the essence of the Dragon Kingdom since ancient times…

How is it possible that no one knows how to do kung fu by now? It’s just incredible! Really…… Sure enough, the people of the Dragon Kingdom have been lying to us all along! Now you admit it!!! ”

“Hmph!!!

I thought it couldn’t be! I’m on the web… I have seen countless times that the students of the Dragon Kingdom have learned military physical boxing at the beginning of school, and the grandpas and aunts of the Dragon Country will go to the square to practice boxing and dance every night, let alone in the park in the morning…

All of them are bosses who play tai chi! I’m really hehe! [Obviously, the whole country has such a good atmosphere for the whole people to practice martial arts…

Why did they Dragon Kingdom people never admit this? ”

“Probably… Is there really a need to hide it from us? There are a lot of Dragon Kingdom students in our class…

Ridimentally! That’s right, when we asked them if they would do kung fu… They were all very resolutely denied like Chu Yun!

But……

This is the complete opposite of what I know! [How can there be people from the Dragon Kingdom who can’t do kung fu in this world? In the Dragon Kingdom…

Isn’t even a panda able to do kung fu? ”

“Huh-huh! This time…… Finally showing the horse’s feet, right!?

There was news on the network before… It’s about a foreign guy bullying Aunt Long Guo on the road, and the result is pictured! That aunt is still chattering to the patrolmen…

That foreign guy over there was directly lying on a stretcher with his face covered in blood! That’s it… You also told me that not everyone in the Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu? I really don’t believe it at all!!! ”

This scene of the United Nations boiling over…

Directly made the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom even more confused! Groove!?

Groove!?!?

What the hell is going on here!? Don’t……

Have foreigners always misunderstood us so deeply!? We really don’t know how to do it!

How about Chu Yun after the “showdown”… These foreign friends

It’s all in one pair”! I have been deceived by you for so long”!?

At this moment…

In the future, I can’t explain it completely!

Unexpectedly, even what “Panda can do kung fu!” ”

Such absurd words are all put out!

Hey, hey, hey!

Have you really never seen a panda?

So the round body crawls hard… You foreigners actually believe that he can do kung fu!?

Foreigners firmly believe that [everyone in the Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu! ] This point…

Perhaps it is difficult for the people of the Dragon Kingdom themselves to understand, but this is almost a recognized impression in foreign countries!

Similarly……

It’s like “Indo people all grab curry with their hands and wipe their farts!” ”

“The captain of the U.S. basketball team always likes school bullying, and his girlfriend must be a cheerleader!”

“Sakura people always apologize, bow, and kowtow at every turn!”

“People in the country eat kimchi every day, and they can’t eat half a watermelon all year round!”

“The people of Bear Country do not leave their vodka every day and fight with bears every day.”

Wait, wait, wait!

These are all [stereotypes] about various countries on the Internet! This is how the people of the Dragon Kingdom look at foreigners…

Similarly!

Foreigners also look at the people of the Dragon Kingdom this way! Almost every foreigner firmly believes.

[Dragon Country people! Indeed, everyone can do kung fu! No doubt!

Even if…

Every Dragon Country person who was asked this question abroad vehemently denied it, and patiently explained…

But once this stereotype is formed…

That’s pretty hard to change! It is almost equivalent to subverting his outlook on life and values!

As a Dragon Countryman…

It’s impossible to imagine at this moment!

Chu Yun played this joke-like [Showdown Declaration]. It has simply caused a huge wave on the foreign Internet!!!

“Official Hammer! Dragon Kingdom, everyone really knows kung fu!!! 2.2” This hot search quickly topped the first place on the Internet!

Comments are hot: “I’ll go!” I’ve always suspected that my Dragon Kingdom roommate will do kung fu! He cooks like he’s wrestling with a pot…

But he doesn’t admit it! ”

“What to do? I seem to have offended the Dragon Kingdom students in our class before… He he he he…

He’s not going to go over the wall and assassinate me, is he? ”

“Huh! I knew that the group of square dancing aunts in front of Times Square was not simple… That degree of coordination of movements…

It’s a family trainer! ”

“Obviously, the official announcement of the Dragon Kingdom has been announced! Showdown! But my Dragon Kingdom boyfriend still doesn’t admit that he can do kung fu!

Dead or alive don’t want to show me my hands! Sisters, what should I do? ”

This moment…

General Mike is also a little suspicious! Seriously… He hasn’t been in contact with any Dragon Countrymen…

But he also subconsciously felt that there should be more people in the Dragon Country

Less effort, just like each of them can play table tennis!

But……

[People in the Dragon Kingdom know kung fu, and they can play table tennis… Isn’t it globally recognized? 】

Why bring it up again without making sense here?

“Chu Yun! What the hell are you trying to say!!! ”

Those in the audience “That’s true! ”

of exclamations… Let Chu Yun be very satisfied!

This…… That’s part of his plan!

It doesn’t matter if McChan doesn’t believe what he says… As long as people all over the world believe it!

Thereupon……

Chu Yun turned back with a familiar smile, spread his hands, and said easily: “So… Since everyone in our Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu…”

“Blast a willow tree with your bare hands… Isn’t that reasonable? ”