Chapter 0072: This Is Not a [Gene Weapon]! This is [Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu]! Netizens couldn’t laugh anymore!!!
“So… Since everyone in our Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu…”
[Blast a willow tree with your bare hands… Isn’t that reasonable? 】
After hearing Chu Yun say this…
The netizens of the Dragon Kingdom in the live broadcast room finally reacted! Finally understood the purpose of Chu Yun’s non-stop circling just now!!!
This moment! Amazing! Impressed!!!
Countless Dragon Country netizens even directly knelt on their knees!
Express his admiration for Chu Yun: “My God!!! I’m just now reacting!!! Director Chu Yun’s move…
It’s a wonderful walk, right!!! I thought this was already a dead end, and it was not clear in any way… But I never expected it!!!
Chu Yun relied on [foreigners’ stereotypes of people in the Dragon Country and the misunderstanding that everyone can do kung fu]… Directly took back the initiative and scenes! ”
“It’s so good to make it up… It’s so good to make it up!!! This moment. I really admire Director Chu Yun!!!
Although the previous few times also turned decay into magic… But this time is different! This time……
It’s really the most difficult picture to explain! It was everyone who saw with their own eyes that Teacher Ma broke the century-old willow tree with a palm! I’m already desperate…
It feels like this time is absolutely unexplainable! But Director Chu Yun still did not let us down!!! ”
“Hahahaha! Yes, yes, yes! That’s right!
You foreigners are right in your thinking… In fact, we Dragon Country people really know how to do kung fu! Even the pandas, cranes and so on in our country…
All of them know kung fu hahahaha! No more… I really can’t laugh anymore!
Just now, Director Chu Yun apologized to the world in a serious way. I was really freaked out! I thought Director Chu Yun had something important to talk about! I didn’t expect that…
Hahahaha! It turned out to be just part of his plan! ”
“Ahem… In fact, don’t think that Director Chu Yun is fooling them. Rather…
In the eyes of many foreigners… The people of the Dragon Kingdom should be able to do kung fu to be reasonable! It’s like we think that the Indo people always grasp rice with one hand and wipe their ass with the other…
In fact, real Indians are not like this18… The main channel through which we ordinary people understand Yindu is the Douyin short video… In fact, there are still many misunderstandings.
”
“I’m really qualified to say two words about this question! I went to college abroad… You wouldn’t even think of it!!!
When those foreigners see me, the first question must be the classic [Wow! Do you know kung fu? The second question is overwhelmingly “Have you ever seen a panda?”
】…… Only……
It’s really speechless! I feel the impression of foreigners on our dragon country… It’s limited to kung fu and pandas!
”
Until now.
The truth is revealed!
All the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom had already understood Chu Yun’s purpose
He cleverly first took advantage of the common misunderstanding of foreigners about the people of the Dragon Kingdom to make a game
Admit it in front of the whole world! Showdown! To say that there is something that has been deceiving the whole world before… In fact, the Dragon Kingdom is really kung fu for everyone!
The truth may seem a bit nonsense to the people of the Dragon Country…
But in the eyes of foreigners who themselves have [stereotypes]… What Chu Yun said, that was exactly in line with the suspicion they had always had in their hearts!
So……
In foreign Internet… No one doubted what Chu Yun said at all!
Instead, it was an “official showdown” to question the Dragon Kingdom friends around him, and they had to let them do two backflips!
See this scene…
Chu Yun couldn’t help but show a smile of “the plan succeeded”…
Having studied psychology, he deeply understands ten truths!
People are always willing to believe in things that are good for them or in line with their own ideas. 】
This is the subjective choice of human beings.
It’s like if a person is a vegetarian and suddenly tells him one day, “According to scientific research, eating pork makes people stupid.” ”
……
Then he will have no doubt, firmly believe in the truth of this statement!
It will even forward a circle of friends immediately!
Even though…… It’s just a made-up sentence, and no scientist will study this.
But this vegan… But he always did not hesitate to believe the words that favored his ideas.
At this point…
It’s the same as foreigners who always think that the people of the Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu.
In their daily lives… Learn about the culture of the Dragon Kingdom
There are very few paths, basically limited to movies, animations and the like… And biased!
Whether in movies or animation… Always like to set the man of the Dragon Kingdom as a martial arts master in a Tang costume!
And what about female characters…
It is always the old-fashioned setting of cheongsam + double pill head + kung fu girl.
It’s a tried-and-true one!
And because of this…
So for so many years, every international student who has studied abroad… They always have to struggle to explain to foreigners.
“I don’t know kung fu! The vast majority of people in the Dragon Kingdom can’t do kung fu! ”
“I haven’t seen a panda! I know there are plenty of zoos, but I’ve never visited them! ”
“I really don’t have Tang Qipao or anything… I’ve never worn it. ”
“Double pill head? Come on…… Only a fool would have that hairstyle, okay? ”
In time……
If you don’t know a foreign friend, you have to be asked repeatedly and then explain it once. This has led to many international students giving up on themselves.
When asked by others again, they didn’t bother to explain: “Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, uh-huh!” ”
What you say is what you say…
Outcome……
This mystery! On the contrary, it further verifies the speculation of foreigners about this oriental people.
[He definitely knows kung fu! ] He just deliberately hid it and didn’t say it! So…
Very inexplicable.
Such a chain of suspicion is formed.
But……
General Mike is naturally not a fuel-efficient lamp either!
Although he is not quite sure if it is true that every Dragon Country person can do kung fu and play table tennis…
But so what?
Even every Dragon Country person can do kung fu…
[But the rank that can directly break the hundred-year-old willow tree with one punch is too high!!! This level of effort… Is it really just the per capita level in the Dragon Kingdom!?
】
“I don’t believe!!!”
General Mike yelled, “Even like you said… Every Dragon Country person has a little bit of effort, and I have no problem with this. ”
“But!!! Being able to smash a hundred-year-old willow tree with one punch has this level of lethality… It’s not something that Kung Fu can explain clearly, right!?
”
“You know… In Hollywood movies, those bridges about Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu have been exaggerated enough!!! Are you sure in reality…
Can there really be an old man who breaks Willow with one punch?! ”
“And… Is the number of such perverted old men already so much… Can you meet in any village!?
”
……
It has to be said.
General Mack’s theoretical analysis really cooled down the atmosphere at the scene
Just now, there was a lot of discussion, and I was very excited that the official of the Dragon Kingdom finally admitted that everyone had been suspicious for many years…
They all calmed down instantly.
I think what General Mike said makes sense: “Yes… That’s right!
Even everyone in the Dragon Kingdom knows kung fu… But it must also be quantile 369 and so on, right? It is likely that the vast majority of people just know some basic kung fu…
And only those who study kung fu professionally, or the mentors of the sect… The level of kung fu can reach the level of Hollywood movies, right? Anyway, in Cheng Long’s movie…
Just give him a furniture city, and he can annihilate a division alone! ”
“Oh…
I think General Mack’s analysis really makes sense… I believe in the kung fu level of movie star Cheng Long… In the Dragon Kingdom, it should already be able to rank at the top, right?
But even Cheng Long. There is absolutely no punch to break the palm power of the hundred-year-old willow tree! Do you say… The status of this rural boss…
Is it taller than Cheng Long? ”
“yes, yes… There is no basis for words! Could it be the facts…
Really like Director Chu Yun said… Is the Dragon Kingdom full of martial arts masters? Hiss……
Thinking about it like this, the hidden strength of the Dragon Kingdom is too terrifying! But anyway, as long as the Dragon Kingdom does not come up with definitive evidence. If it can’t be clearly proved that Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu really has the strength to break Willow with such a punch… I’m afraid that the Dragon Fruit is really going to lose in these ten weeks!
”
“Although I am very supportive of the Dragon Kingdom… I also like Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu… But, but!
No matter how you look at it… This punch can blast off the power of a century-old willow tree… It can only be a plot that exists in a fantasy novel!!!
Ahem…
Actually, this time… The Dragon Kingdom is still making things up, right? Obviously the reason for everything…
It’s all from that bottle of [Agricultural Gene Potion]. At this moment… The Dragon Kingdom may really not admit it…
”
“Oh…
You people, I really suggest that you go to the Dragon Kingdom to see it, take a look, and see it for yourself… What era is it, you still firmly believe that the people of the Dragon Kingdom can do kung fu such nonsense! The reason why this ordinary old man was able to suddenly become powerful and become so powerful…
Isn’t that entirely because of the efficacy of the [Agricultural Gene Potion]? ”
This moment.
Everyone was looking at Chu Yun! All waiting for him to come up with more intuitive evidence!
Whether it’s video data or video… Or photos…
As long as it can be proved that in addition to this Teacher Ma, there are other old comrades in the Dragon Kingdom who have such the ability to “break trees with one punch”!
So Chu Yun’s statement… You can get the world’s convinced, and Mike laughs.
He thought that this time was already in hand! But I didn’t expect it…
Chu Yun on the opposite side was actually in danger! It’s like you’ve been prepared!
He looked at Mike with a smile of “you are so ignorant” and said leisurely: “Hehe… Mr. Mack. Don’t you think…
Break a willow tree with your bare hands… In the Dragon Kingdom, you can be regarded as a [martial arts master], right? ”
“I’m sorry, if I can only interrupt Willow’s level of kung fu with my bare hands… As you can see in the video, you may only be able to wander around in the countryside. According to your foreign countries, that is, you can only mix [village league].
”
“Kung Fu is the traditional culture of the Dragon Kingdom, not only has it not been lost for so many years, but it has also become stronger and stronger under the improvement of generations of martial arts grandmasters!”
“Well, today I won’t pretend to be one by one [then let you guys see one! ] The real level of kung fu among the dragon people!!! That’s true!
”
Words are not surprising and death is endless!
Chu Yun’s words… It directly frightened the representatives of various countries and foreign Internet viewers at the scene!!!
Miscellaneous…… What the!?
Is it such a thing as breaking Willow with your bare hands… Isn’t it still a “kung fu master”!?
According to Chu Yun!
Interrupting Willow’s level with bare hands, you can only mix 547 [Village League]! So…… There are also [Town Leagues] and [County Leagues]
[Municipal League], [Provincial Capital League]…
There is even the top [National Competition] that can represent the highest level of Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!!!
Dragon Kung Fu!!! Is it really mysterious and powerful!!! And now…
Chu Yun even wanted to directly come up with evidence to prove what he said!!! Everyone’s eyes widened… Cannot take your eyes off something!
Looking forward to seeing the real Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu! Real martial arts! Forest! High! Hand!
Chu Yun smiled, let his mobile phone connect to the big screen again, and projected the mobile phone screen to the big screen for everyone to watch.
Just……
While everyone was talking about it, he had quietly downloaded some videos from the Internet with his mobile phone.
These videos… All of them were filmed in ancient times, videos about [Qigong Master] Fa Gong.
There were even some news reports filmed live
Don’t think… In that era when there was no PS, no video clips, these videos were definitely real.
It’s just that the qigong master inside is fa gong… Ahem, that naturally it is
Use various magic tricks, or cooperate with them, deliberately performing [fake tricks]! But……
For foreigners who do not know that the Dragon Kingdom has such a dramatic history
Of course, they don’t know that these qigong masters are charlatans!
Even…… Now although the qigong fever has dissipated in China as early as before, there are still some scammers who run abroad to promote Longguo qigong… And with this to cut the leeks of foreigners.
These videos downloaded by Chu Yun.
Although the resolution is low, it can highlight his sense of age and authenticity, which is more convincing!
In the video, those “qigong masters” move mountains and seas, mysterious, and divine “techniques”… It really made Chu Yun can’t bear it even if he thinks about it now
I want to laugh! But……
He had to hold back his laughter!
He wants to pretend to be solemn and mysterious…
Let everyone think that this is a real history, a real video, a real qigong, a real –
Dragon! Country! Merit! Husband!
Saying that, Chu Yun clicked on the first video.
It was a book titled “Qigong Master Fights Bulls Across the Mountain!” One person pushes 100 opponents! video.
The filming location was in a very ordinary countless dojo.
Chu Yun pulled down his face and put on a very reluctant, even regretful expression: “Originally… These videos precipitated in the history of time should not be taken out…”
“But today… Make an exception and publish it! ”
“The next thing you see… It is a real training video in a qigong dojo in the 90s! That’s what really is.
”
“Dragon! Country! Merit! Husband! ”
!!!
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