Chapter 0076: This TM Is a Scythe!? This is a lightsaber!! Are you going to Star Wars!?!!
Chu Yun really wanted to cry without tears!
He even began to have some doubts…
Does Lin Xian not want to inherit this agricultural machinery factory at all! Just because my father was in the hospital… So you can’t help yourself!
Otherwise……
Why is it so difficult to hope that he can honestly produce some agricultural equipment? Isn’t it fragrant to build a tractor?
Can’t you build a harvester?
Sickles, hoes, pesticide pots, irrigators…
There are obviously so many normal agricultural products to choose from! But look at what Lin Xianzhuo wrote?
Artificial rain bombs with a range of 20,000 kilometers! A flying mech for rice transplantation!
A laser drone that kills tens of thousands of targets in seconds! A genetic potion that directly transforms people in three stages!
I thought… This time, Lin Xian can finally be honest and make a scythe out of the Eight Classics!
Chu Yun still thought at that time…
The structure of the scythe is so simple, where else can you change it? But I never expected it!!!
Lin Xian never played cards according to common sense!!! A good sickle is not made!
I actually made a ballpoint pen, and I insisted that it was a sickle!!! This directly made Chu Yun break his defense!
I was just relaxing before… All of a sudden, I got nervous again!
At the UN Conference.
The representatives of various countries in the audience were also shocked by this sudden and unexpected [ballpoint pen]!
They all said, “What the hell is going on here?” What kind of new kind of cold joke? Or say. The scythe of the Dragon Kingdom is so small, so beautiful, so miniature?
But don’t say anything else! Just such a little thing… Can it really be used to cut wheat?
There’s no place to start! Not even a blade!!! ”
“Is it possible that this thing Lin Xian is holding in his hand is really just a ballpoint pen?” Maybe Lin Xian is really just joking with us! After all, this night shocked us for a while, and scared us for a while, we had to come to some halftime entertainment to liven up the atmosphere…
”
“Things suddenly got interesting! I’m lying flat now! Anyway, Lin Xian, no matter what perverted arms he invented…
Ah no! I mean…… No matter how powerful the agricultural equipment Lin Xian invented…
We can’t grab it anyway! It’s better to be a melon-eating masses with peace of mind! ”
“If this [ballpoint pen] something like… It’s really what Lin Xian said about [portable laser sickle]! Then I have a strong premonition!
Maybe Director Chu Yun is going to face a vicious battle again! So if you can hide a scythe in a small thing… So isn’t it easy to pass through security as an assassination weapon?
Even if someone else just pulls a ballpoint pen out of their pocket… Your head has been cut off by a scythe! ”
……
All kinds of speculation!
All kinds of doubts!
Everyone couldn’t guess what this ballpoint pen in Lin Xian’s hand was! And right at this moment!
Lin Xian’s voice came from the big screen: “Everyone guessed right… I have this ballpoint pen-like thing in my hand… It is the last item to bring today [portable laser sickle]!
”
“This size… It should be much smaller than everyone thinks, right? It’s just like everyone described…
It’s only the size of a ballpoint pen, and it’s very lightweight, because it’s solid, and it’s definitely a little heavier than a ballpoint pen… It’s like the weight of a fountain pen, but it’s still much lighter than a traditional sickle. ”
“Because it’s lightweight, it’s small… So [portability] is absolutely full! Such……
The peasant uncle no longer has to run around with a sickle on his back… They can put it in their pockets, bags, and even pin it to their ears… This is both lightweight and avoids the risk of being cut by a sickle!
”
Although Lin Xian has been explaining how perfect the portability of this portable laser sickle is…
But the netizens in the live broadcast room didn’t listen to it at all!
What they care about is not [portability] at all! It’s [practicality], after all!
A sickle as a sickle… Its biggest function is to cut wheat!
No matter what kind of sickle it is, as long as it can cut wheat, it is a good sickle! But then again…
If a sickle can’t even cut wheat… Then it cannot be called a sickle!!!
It’s like this “ballpoint pen” in Lin Xian’s hand. It’s just too small!
You can hold it with one hand! Such a size… How do you cut the wheat?
What’s more… A scythe is a knife!
The ballpoint pen in Lin Xian’s hand didn’t even have a sharp blade! Is it to let people poke the wheat with the tip of a pen?
So… Netizens in the live broadcast room frantically asked: “Can this thing really cut wheat?” ”
“Are the anchors sure they’re not drunk?”
“Where is the blade! I can’t see it at all! ”
“It’s not going to roll over, is it? Don’t, anchor! I’m already a fan of your brain!
”
These netizens commented anxiously, and Lin Xian naturally saw it.
He also didn’t sell Guanzi to hang his appetite, and said directly: “I see many netizens… They all wonder how practical this scythe is, and whether it can cut wheat…”
“The answer is yes! Although its appearance is very different from the traditional sickle… But this is also for portable considerations.
Meantime…… Its powerful harvesting ability does not require such a large volume, so it can be made into such a small ballpoint pen-like thing. ”
“As for… Where is the blade that everyone cares about… Hehe, that’s the key to this [portable laser sickle]!
The way this sickle is used to cut wheat is not to use a traditional blade, but to use a completely new energy body——”
“Beam of light!”
“Boom.”
Hear the name!
Director Chu Yun shot up directly! Radium…… Laser beam!?
Isn’t this an energy body that is completely in the concept!? Now there is not even the slightest theoretical support!!! As the chief of defense of the Dragon Kingdom…
In fact, before meeting Lin Xian, he always firmly believed that he was at the forefront of weapons scientific research… It wasn’t until Lin Xian appeared that he was so embarrassed
of dimensionality reduction strikes.
Something like laser weapons… Research is being done all over the world.
At present, the most advanced products for use… It should be considered as such.
【High frequency laser knife】
This is a product from the military laboratory of Xiong Country, and the shape is a very ordinary dagger…
Its main attack is to make the blade produce a small but very fast amplitude through high-frequency vibrations! Use this to get powerful cutting power!
But……
This thing consumes a lot of electricity, so it can only exist in the laboratory.
After all……
Can’t you let the soldiers carry laser knives, and then a few people behind him follow him with a generator on their backs?
Not practical at all!
The [laser light column] is a conjecture in the field of pure concept proposed by this laboratory.
Scientists there believe…
There should be such an energy body, which can self-constrain itself in a certain beam space, and it can rely on atomic vibration to produce powerful cutting energy, without relying on external electricity!
But…… It’s just that it should be.
Is there specifically, whether it can be achieved, or rather… Whether it exists or not is a mystery!
At that time, the scientist said that whoever can [confirm] the existence of the laser light column can definitely easily win the Nobel Prize in Physics!
But Chu Yun never expected it… Today!
Over here!!!
Lin Xian didn’t just confirm the laser light column!
And it is very likely that… [He has matured the technology of the laser light column and commercialized it! ] 】
This doesn’t make the Nobel Prize soft!?
No…… No, no, no…
Chu Yun suddenly realized… The Nobel Prize is not worthy of Lin Xian at all!
Rather.
[Lin Xian, he doesn’t need a Nobel Prize to prove himself! ] But…… The Nobel Prize needs Lin Xian to prove that they are not pheasant awards! They are professional! 】
There was no time for netizens to shock and discuss.
Lin Xian plans to use the actual effect to show everyone… What is called a laser light column!
I saw that it turned the ballpoint pen in his hand upside down, so that the end with the button was facing down: “The method of activating this sickle, that is, ejecting the laser beam is very simple. Just press this button and you’re good to go. ”
“Don’t worry about the pillar of light hurting yourself… It’s safe. ”
Said.
Lin Xian pressed the “ballpoint pen”, that is, the small button on the [Portable Laser Scythe] device
Another Lan.
A crisp sound, just like a ballpoint pen.
But the next second!!!
Hey——
A high-energy energy ionizes the sound of air!
I saw the end of the “ballpoint pen” nib!!!
A blue, straight, uniformly thick pillar of light instantly appeared!!! It stands to reason that light travels infinitely along a straight line…
But this laser beam! It’s as if you’re bound by a force field!
The length is about a meter long, and the thickness is about a little thicker than the ballpoint pen itself, without any unnecessary noise!
The state is very stable!!! It’s like a shooting star in the dark night sky that stands still in time!!!
With the turn of Lin Xian’s wrist…
That laser beam of light also waved in the air, extremely light! But extremely slaughtering! No one questioned the power of this cool blue light!!!
This shape…
This pillar of light… This cool effect!!!
Directly made the netizens in the live broadcast room boil!!! Especially those male netizens!!!
He jumped directly on the spot with excitement.
“Groove!!! Groove!!!
【Lightsaber】!!! Isn’t this the [lightsaber] in Star Wars!? It’s so handsome!
Isn’t that cool!!! Lin Xian really knows men the best! Everything he invented…
It’s just the romance that boys are willing to gamble with their lives!!! ”
“Aaa!!!aa My whole body is excited!!! This is the lightsaber of my dreams!
Let me ask…
What man can refuse such a toy!? Mom, I’m going to be a farmer! I’m going to farm!
I’m going to harvest wheat with a [portable laser sickle]! Don’t stop anyone… Don’t stop me!!!
All the wheat in this land is mine!!! ”
“Radium, beam of light!!! This kind of energy body, which only exists in the concept, did not expect that it was not only confirmed by Lin Xian, but also materialized and made into a corresponding product!!! Unbelievable……
Have we humans entered the Star Wars era so soon? Lin Xian really did it on his own… Raised the level of science and technology in the world!!!
”
“This lightsaber… Ah no!
Is how much does this portable laser sickle really sell for!? How can I buy it!? I don’t care…
Hurry up and get on the shelves! Grab my wallet and take it away!!! Woo hoo…
I suddenly regretted that I didn’t choose to stay in my hometown and become a farmer! Who would have thought! How happy are farmers now?
Driving mecha to plant seedlings, controlling drones to kill insects, and finally playing with a lightsaber harvest… It’s amazing, right!!! ”
“I can already anticipate… From now on, elementary school students will be asked again, “What is your dream when you grow up?” ”
“When…
I’m sure all the little boys will answer in unison as farmers!!! Do not say…… I have already filled out the application form for teaching and helping farmers in remote mountainous areas. With the country’s poverty alleviation and agricultural assistance projects in place, I think I will be the first batch of people to drive agricultural mecha and use portable sickles!
”
Different from the excitement of these netizens… People’s joys and sorrows are not connected…
This is the moment.
At the UN Conference site…
Chu Yun’s trembling hand tightly held the thermos cup… It vibrates at high frequencies like a laser channel… Parkinson’s came and had to kowtow before he dared to leave!
Chu Yun is stupid!
Today his crow mouth…
Are you really afraid of what is coming!!! Lin Xian, you!!!
Don’t you really know what the scythe looks like!!!
This thing you are holding in your hand right now… From the appearance point of view, does it have anything to do with the magnesium knife?
That’s far-fetched, isn’t it!!!
This is a conceptual weapon that the scientific community in the world cannot create, this…
Can this thing really be called a sickle?
Chu Yun felt that if he insisted on 1.7 for a while, call it a sickle… I’m afraid I can’t help but blush!
This is simply talking nonsense with your eyes open, referring to deer as horses!!! And at this moment…
General Mike, who had been standing on the opposite side and watching the live broadcast on the big screen, was directly shocked to dance!
The palm of the hand flies up and down, and the words in the mouth are chanted, as if it is a seal!
Angrily yelled at Chu Yun: “WTF!!! ”
“Chu Yun!!! What the hell are you doing? Are you Dragon Kingdom people insulting our intelligence!?
”
“Does your scythe look like this!? Where does this look like a scythe!? This is simply the [lightsaber] in “Star Wars”, right!!!
”
“Isn’t Earth’s technology no longer enough to satisfy you?! Or is aliens about to invade… Are you going to fight them with lightsabers!?
”
General Mike was so shocked and excited!
His questioning was like a machine gun, rattling and strafing Chu Yun! Ask him to explain this matter immediately!
Solve this [alien weapon] problem immediately!!! However……
Chu Yun was already in tears in his heart at this time: Don’t TMD ask me…
How do I know what’s going on! I want to know too!!!
I thought that Lin Xian would at most make a strange-shaped scythe…
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian was really “in the agricultural machinery factory, and his heart was in the military factory”! Go further and further down the path of arms… It’s getting more and more crazy!
“Lin Xian… If you really don’t want to make farm tools, let the factory close! Don’t torture yourself so humiliated!
”
“Say yes to making a sickle… You give me a whole laser lightsaber out.”
“I really can’t make it up!!!
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