anchor convergence point！The country really can’t make it up

Chapter 0077: What Lightsaber? Light what sword? It’s just a lamp, it’s scary!!!

At this moment…

Chu Yun’s heart really collapsed a little!

How he hoped that Lin Xian could make some ordinary agricultural tools, how I hoped for it! How much you look forward to it, you know!?

But! As netizens say!

Lin Xian’s dictionary… It’s really not convergence! In the face of General Mack’s questioning…

He really can’t answer now! After all……

That’s what let him say it himself! He also felt that this thing had nothing to do with the sickle… It’s a lightsaber!!!

Even I agree with the enemy’s thoughts from the bottom of my heart… How else to fight this battle!?

Shocked by the [lightsaber] thing… It’s not just Chu Yun and Mike.

The representatives of various countries who just felt that Lin Xian was joking… Bo – Ba!

They were all so shocked that they stood up directly!!! All stand up!!!

Everyone’s eyes are about to pop out! The shocked mouth could not be united for a long time

Explosive discussions resounded throughout the venue.

“Poof—I really vomited out a mouthful of old blood!!! This Nima… I was still waiting for a folded scythe…

As a result, Lin Xian first took out a ballpoint pen… I thought it was a false shot, just kidding… But!

I can’t even think of breaking my head! That ballpoint pen… It turned out to be the hilt of a sword”!

One click… It directly turned into a lightsaber!!! ”

“Oh my God… What the hell is this technology!? This is the real alien technology, right!!!

I thought that laser knives are now the pinnacle of human technology… But I never expected it! Lin Xian not only confirmed the existence of the laser light column…

It is directly applied to weapons ah no. It is applied to agricultural tools!!! He even made the scythe into the shape of a lightsaber! ”

“Ahem… Hey, hey, hey! Calm down!

Why did you suddenly become startled and incoherent? In fact…… For Lin Xian, who always surprises us… This…… Isn’t this the most basic operation? Don’t…… Do you really believe that Lin Xian will make 18 to make an ordinary iron sickle? ”

“Surprise? Hehe…… Is that a surprise that Lin Xian brought us!? It’s a fright! Let me ask…

Sui can think of an old man with a crop hoe with a sickle… Suddenly, he pulled out an interstellar lightsaber and slashed at you!? If you add the strengthening effect of the gene potion just now…

The future Dragon Kingdom! Is it really a per capita interstellar warrior!!! ”

“Hahahaha… I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry right now. But……

The defense chief of the Dragon Kingdom, Director Chu Yun’s expression really amused me… The head of defense of the most populous country in the world… Now the previous calmness and city government have long been lost…

It’s just like us! Suffice it to say… Director Chu Yun, he…

It’s really reached its limit!!! ”

At this time.

In the live broadcast on the big screen… The barrage of white flowers covered everything.

But from the cracks in the barrage…

You can still see the dark blue light of [Portable Laser Scythe]!

This ray of light is slightly longer than the lightsaber in Star Wars, but half a circle thinner.

Perhaps because the “ballpoint pen” used as the “hilt” is relatively thin, Lin Xian held the lightsaber like this, standing in the field.

Like a Jedi who has just descended from a starship!!! How majestic he is!

How embarrassed was Chu Yun at the United Nations Conference!!!

“MR Chu Yun!!! Put down your thermos immediately!!! No more tactical drinking water!

Hurry up and answer our questions! ”

General Mike’s roar directly made Chu Yun embarrassed to stop the action of holding the thermos cup.

Ahem… Embarrassed.

It turned out to be seen through…

But Chu Yun really can’t help it!

If he could think of a reason to explain… You think he wants to drink water tactically?

Drink a lot of water tonight… The bladder is almost out of bear!!! Of course……

What is more unbearable than the bladder is Chu Yun’s current state of mind… Under the gaze of the world, under the urging of General Mack! Mentality……

It’s really going to explode!!!

“Haven’t you repeatedly insisted that all the agricultural equipment made by Lin Xian are agricultural equipment, agricultural tools?”

“This [lightsaber]… Obviously a weapon!!! Obviously arms!!!

And it is still a weapon far superior to earth technology! ”

“I suspect… The Dragon Kingdom has betrayed all mankind! Smuggled with aliens!

It is very likely that the fate of mankind, the resources of the earth, was exchanged for alien scientific and technological assistance!!! ”

The more General Mike said, the more outrageous he became! Let him go on again…

Maybe a copy of “Three-Body Problem” was made up like this, and Chu Yun gritted his teeth!

In order to avoid unnecessary social repercussions, as well as the world’s unrealistic speculations about the Dragon Kingdom…

He had to speak!

Even if he hadn’t thought of a reason to be able to deal with General Mack… But he must be stopped!

Can’t let him go on! Only……

Scratched the bullet!!!

“Huh, hehe…”

Director Chu Yun smiled deeply, and then pretended to easily lift Erlang’s legs, crossed his hands on his legs, and pretended to be grasping.

And then…… A serious one said, “Huh… Mr. Mack, I have no idea what you’re worried about. ”

“This so-called lightsaber… Don’t you have a lot of Disneyland in your country? Almost every child has a handful…

Oh, and maybe more, adults. ”

！！！？？？？ General Mike was furious! What is this nonsense talking about!?

“Can this be the same!?”

General Mac yelled, “The lightsabers we sell at Disneyland… Is that a toy!!! Children’s toys!!!

”

“Huh…”

Director Chu Yun smiled and said calmly:

“That… How do you know that this lightsaber in Lin Xian’s hand is not a toy? ”

“Eun????”

Time…… There was silence!

Even General Mike’s mouth that had just opened and was about to roar was directly choked in his throat… You can’t roar alive!

This…… This! Can it still be like this!?

Time…… General Mike immediately wanted to refute Chu Yun, insisting that the lightsaber in Lin Xian’s hand was a weapon, a weapon, and an alien technology! But……

Suddenly I feel like I have no evidence at all!!! Directly choke yourself to death quickly!

This moment… He really felt very dense! He even doubted himself a little.

[Could it be… Is the lightsaber in Lin Xian’s hand really a toy? 】

Sensing that General Mack questioned.

Director Chu Yun felt that there was a drama!

Immediately chased after the victory, and continued to make up nonsense: “Do you think what I said is very reasonable?” Really… You are such an old man, how can you still be like a child, believe that “Star Wars” is real, believe that there will really be [lightsaber] in this world?

”

“I didn’t answer your question right away… I really can’t help but laugh! Endured for a long time to endure!

Hahaha… Lightsabers such a thing… How can it appear in the real world!

[Have you ever seen a ray that doesn’t move forward halfway through?] If that’s the case… Einstein’s coffin board can’t be covered!

”

“So, ah… Where are the lightsabers! That’s just an ordinary sickle…

As for that blue pillar of light. Isn’t that obviously a [lamp tube]! ”

“You know for sure… Many times, in order to be able to harvest in time, farmers have to cut wheat and harvest crops at night against the moonlight… There must be no street lights in rural places.

”

“So it’s still Lin Xian’s heart that is careful… Install a lamp tube on top of the sickle… Wouldn’t it be possible for farmers to work normally at night and see their surroundings clearly?

”

Chu Yun’s words just fell!!! Rumble!!! Rumble!!!

The netizens of the Dragon Kingdom in the live broadcast room were directly boiling! Countless barrages of laughter filled the screen!

There are even N netizens laughing stomachache!

Rolling wildly on the ground: “Ahaha!!! Lamp…… Lamp!

Director Chu Yun actually said that a lightsaber is a lamp tube… That’s so much to make up! Oops no…

I really can’t laugh anymore! Lamp……

Hahahaha… I can laugh at this joke for the rest of my life! Director Chu Yun’s brain hole is really too big…

Just now I was really worried that he wouldn’t be able to make it up! ”

“Look at General Mack’s expression… That’s as uncomfortable as eating! The whole face turned green!

Looks…… I really have something I want to say, but I can’t say it anyway, and I feel like I’m choking to death! But if you think about it, it’s also…

From the position of General Mack… There is no way to judge whether the lightsaber in Lin Xian’s hand is a toy or not! After all, the lightsaber thing…

There are so many toys on the market! ”

“Yes… Star Wars is one of the hottest movies abroad… Especially in the United States, almost everyone is a loyal Star Wars fan!

Disney officially launches a lot of lightsaber toys every year… The cheaper one is an ordinary lamp, and the more expensive one is very high… It is elastic, and the effect is similar to the [Portable Laser Scythe] in Lin Xian’s hand, and a pillar of light will pop up instantly when you press the button!

”

“Each of you says that Lin Xian is a genius that is rare in a thousand years, but I think so! Director Chu Yun is a truly once-in-a-millennium logic genius! You guys say…

If it were any of you, who would have been able to persist in the United Nations until now? Anyway, change my words… Probably already fell in the first place!

If it weren’t for the particularly large brain hole,

If you are particularly knowledgeable… So many outrageous and reasonable reasons… I really can’t make it up!

”

“Hahahaha! General Mike really doubts life! Especially Director Chu Yun’s sentence When have you seen the light that stops halfway?

“……

It really made General Mike stunned on the spot! It can even be made up and said… The function of this lamp is to assist farmers in cutting wheat at night!

I really admire the five-body throw! My knees are swollen! ”

Netizens guessed right.

At this time, General Mack’s heart… I was indeed a little persuaded by Chu Yun!

After all……

Like the previous artificial rain bombs, mecha, laser drones, these actually have a theoretical basis in the current scientific field.

It’s just that Lin Xian has taken these theories to the extreme, but [lightsaber] is different!

Not only is it devoid of a slight theoretical basis… It’s a completely unscientific fantasy concept!

As Chu Yun said…

People on the earth know that light travels in a straight line, and the speed of light is 300,000 kilometers per second…

Therefore!!!

Unless there is an obstacle ahead of you…

Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to spread to a stop! So from that point of view…

That lightsaber in Lin Xian’s hand… Probably really a toy! It’s really a lamp!

Forehead…… Come to think of it.

General Mack’s arrogance instantly declined… He rubbed himself

My temples, I feel that I may be really tired, really neurotic, sensitive…

It’s just the bed…

How can there be a real lightsaber in this world?

Light is just a band without a body, how can it stop halfway, and how can it have actual cutting?

If you see a lightsaber on another occasion… I will definitely believe that it is a Disney toy!

So……

I was indeed too nervous and gaffe just now, so I caused irrational fright and made a wrong judgment.

“Ahem…”

General Mike coughed twice in embarrassment.

How to say it…

As the head of the US National Defense Agency, the Eagle of Milliken, and just shouted… If you suddenly admit your mistake at this time, wouldn’t it be too bad

Face?

You don’t want to die! But you can’t lose face! Therefore.

General Mike still deliberately pretended to have a vicious expression and looked at Chu Yun.

“Hmph!!! It’s best if you can prove that what you say is true! ”

“Otherwise… I will definitely file a prosecution with the United Nations! It is legal and reasonable to question your Dragon Kingdom fornication aliens!

”

Call……

Chu Yun couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart.

What aliens are aliens… Think as much as you like.

Anyway, now for Chu Yun, as long as he can make up the reason, refute the rumors for Lin Xian, and continue to fool Lin Xian’s so-called “agricultural equipment”!

“Yes… Yes! ”

Chu Yun smiled friendly: “Relax, brother, don’t think about arms when you see everything.” ”

“Since Lin Xian has clearly stated that this product is called [Portable Laser Scythe], it must be just a scythe for cutting wheat!”

“Don’t you really think… That lighting tube can cut things off, right? Hahaha…

Let’s save this plot for Star Wars! ”

however

Chu Yun’s smile didn’t last for two seconds! It was directly frozen on the face!

Because…… On the big screen, although Lin Xian’s magnetic and gentle, it sounded like the voice of death coming out in Chu Yun.

“Then the audience…”

“Next… Let’s actually show it – the wheat cutting effect of this sickle! ”