Bird Dude Nie Bufan

　　U8 The horizon of the novel is revealed, and Nie Bufan wakes up from his soreness. Seeing Wang Shichan, who was meditating at the entrance of the cave, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, he couldn't get angry.

　　Looking at his immortal appearance, who would have thought that he would make a steal! How could there be someone more wretched than him in this world?

Nie Bufan is a little depressed. Several households in Jiwo Village have an improper relationship with him, the village head. His icy and clean body has now become a red "present". How will he marry a wife and have children in the future? Branches and leaves?

　　 Okay, he admitted that he was indeed a little bend. After scoring a man, then scoring a woman would be a bit unkind. But asking him to go all the way to the dark is really reluctant, and he is still the one below, rolling in pain and happiness every time, and being tossed with no bones.

　　 No, he has to quickly think of a countermeasure, and he can't continue this way.

　　 Nie Bufan climbed up fiercely, the chrysanthemum burst suddenly, and the pain hit the stone bed.

　　 Wang Shichan flashed over immediately, rubbed his head, and asked calmly: "How are you?"

　　 "Try it!" Nie Bufan roared viciously.

　　 Wang Shichan's gaze shifted from his face to his exposed upper body, and then to the tuft of his lower abdomen...Suddenly he shook his head inexplicably.

　　 Nie Bufan followed his gaze and looked at him, his hair exploded: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen Viagra?"

　　 "..." Wang Shichan turned his face and looked at the stone wall earnestly.

　　 Nie Bufan snapped his face over and threatened: "The relationship between the two of us, you'd better be tight-lipped. If you dare to reveal a word, I will castrate you."

　　 Wang Shichan involuntarily moved his gaze down to "Natuo".

Nie Bufan casually pulled the hem of Wang Shichan's clothes to cover the vitals, and continued: "I was going to hang myself with one cry and two troubles, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I don't care about it. I hope this happens in the future. Don't happen again, what do you think?"

　　 "Oh." Wang Shichan responded nonchalantly.

　　 "Oh?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't want to fool me, you swear to the Buddha, you will never do this to Nie Bufan again!"

　　 "I swear," Wang Shichan raised his hand slowly, his lips moved a few times, and said silently, "..."

　　 Nie Bufan put his ears up and didn't hear what he was talking about. He couldn't help but furiously said, "You read it!"

　　 "Buddha said: Don't talk."

　　 "……"

　　 Nie Bufan finally realized the feeling of being choked, the man in front of him was simply a monster in a cassock.

　　 Wang Shichan helped Nie Bufan pick up the clothes, and said slowly: "Put it on."

　　 "I don't wear it." Nie Bufan slapped it away and shouted boldly, "You can take off if you want me to wear it? No way!"

　　 Wang Shichan calmly said, "Be careful of colds."

　　 "I'm so angry, I can't dry it."

　　 "Then, don't wear it." A smile appeared at the corner of Wang Shichan's mouth. He turned his back to the hole, and the dim morning light cast a shadow on his smiling face.

　　 Then...and...and...Nie Bufan was killed...

　　 When the sun was shining, Wang Shichan carried the dizzy Nie Bufan to the water pool, cleaned him up, dressed him neatly, and then placed him upright under the tree, and he suddenly flashed.

　　 Nie Bufan woke up amidst the noise of chickens, and saw himself meditating stupidly.

　　 "Wang Wu, wait, Xiaoye must make you look good!" He gritted his teeth and shouted.

　　 staggered back to the village. As soon as he entered the house, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi leaning at the door, looking at him with a grimace.

　　 Nie Bufan adjusted his expression, Chan smiled and said hello: "Morning."

　　 "It's early?" Zhang Junshi stared at him, "It's almost noon now!"

　　 "Haha, are you?" Nie Bufan passed between the two with a smile, Li Yi grabbed his arm and said gloomily, "Where did you go last night?"

　　 "Last night, the night was charming, I was so excited, I went to enjoy the moon on the mountain."

　　 "Anyone with erythema while admiring the moon?" Li Yi lifted the corner of his clothes and sneered. "There must be a lot of poisonous insects on the mountain."

　　 "That's it." Nie Bufan nodded repeatedly, "I was almost bitten for half his life."

　　 Zhang Junshi covered his forehead and sighed, "Speak, who is it?"

　　 "What?" Nie Bufan looked unclear.

　　 "Don't pretend to be stupid." Zhang Jun was really unmoved, "Who did it on earth?"

　　 "I don't know what you are talking about." Nie Bufan muttered.

　　 Li Yi also said: "Is it necessary for us to serve you in the torture? That man deserves your protection?"

　　 Nie Bufan turned his head too far, he really couldn't say it, it was too shameful! If he hadn't gotten the wrong person, nothing would happen. It feels very silly to think of Li Si's name when I did it the first two times.

　　 "Nie Bufan!" Zhang Junshi pinched his ears and said with an expression of hatred for iron and steel, "How many people are you going to harm? We two are not enough for you to toss?"

"What are you talking about?" Nie Bufan squinted at them. "How can a honest person like me harm others? You eat mine, drink mine, sleep me, and now you still say that I harm you? Am I wronged? Wrong!"

　　 "..." The two were speechless.

　　 "Go away, let me go back to my room and die." As he said, the two of them moved away and walked in.

　　 Zhang and Li dragged him back quickly with eyesight.

　　 "I was almost confused by you again." Zhang Junshi said badly.

　　 "Don't change the subject, say, who is that man?" Li Yi asked.

　　 Nie Bufan talked about it, and still couldn't get rid of these two people.

　　 Finally it became popular, and he shouted: "What man is not a man? Isn't it alright if I don't have a man? I was actually self, attack, self, and suffer last night!"

　　 This roar was really shocking and earth-shattering, and the whole chicken nest village was an echo of "self-attack and self-sufficiency".

　　 Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai, Tiannv and others on the other side all leaned over and looked over with horror.

　　 Zhang and Li are dumbfounded.

　　 Nie Bufan hummed them with his nose, then squeezed the two away, walked into the room swaggeringly, and kicked the door with a knock.

　　 Zhang and Li looked at each other, speechless for a while.

　　 That night, thunder roared, heavy rain poured down, and the simple cottages leaked air everywhere, and no one else slept well. Nie Bufan was a good sleeper, because he knew that if it rained, Wang Shichan would definitely not come at night.

　　 The next day, Nie Bufan got up refreshed and greeted the sunrise.

　　 After a night of heavy rain, the ground is muddy, and you can get dirty if you take a few steps. Si Chenyu stood at the window and saw Nie Bufan stepping on the mud happily, and shouted, "After cooking the **** soup for me, I feel a little cold."

　　 "Where is the gas so full, where does it look like a cold?" Nie Bufan ignored it and walked towards the chicken coop.

　　 "Nie Bufan." Si Chenyu said again, "Where are you going? Are you planning to find a secret place to attack yourself?"

　　 Nie Bufan's mouth twitched, and smiled at him: "I know you are jealous and hateful. If you want to learn this stunt, just say, what are you doing?"

　　 Si Chenyu retreated.

　　On the face, he is no match for ten.

　　 "Village Chief Nie." At this time, the voice of Heavenly Girl Nineteen came, "I don't know where the clothes I was hanging outside yesterday are blowing, please help me find them."

　　 "Don't you have a girl?"

　　 "It's too muddy outside, you're always embarrassed to let women toss in the mud, right?"

　　Nie Bufan thinks about it, he thinks he is still a gentleman, so he promised: "Okay, I'll look around later."

"Thank you."

　　 Nie Bufan has gone so far, and nineteen suddenly added: "Mr. Nie, you can talk to other people when you are lonely in the middle of the night, don't hurt your body."

　　 "……"

　　 "Hahahahaha..." Li Huai smiled on the other side and thumped his chest, pointing at Nie Bufan like a cramp.

　　 Nie Bufan glanced at him faintly, and said quietly: "It's bad, I'm going to find you tonight."

　　 "Cough cough." Li Huai didn't fiddle with him, his face flushed with choking.

　　 After receiving many weird attentions along the way, Nie Bufan still looked around his territory calmly.

　　 The thunderstorm last night scared many chickens, and most of them were lethargic.

　　 Nie Bufan thought, turning around to put some light music on them to reconcile them. The source of the music is naturally the self-proclaimed literary Shen Muran or Si Chenyu.

　　Walking to the foot of the mountain without knowing it, Nie Bufan suddenly saw the landslide in front of him. The original road up the mountain was cut in half. More importantly, the pool connected to this mountain was also muddy. If there is another rain, the pool is likely to be directly blocked, and the treasure house may not be able to enter.

　　 Thinking of this, Nie Bufan immediately went to the goddess and told her what he had discovered.

　　 Nineteen anxiously said: "What should I do? Haven't found all the keys yet?"

　　 "Yes, what should I do?" Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.

　　 Nineteen walked back and forth in the room, very anxious.

　　 "Mr. Nie, you must help me." Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with help.

　　 "It's not easy." Nie Bufan sat on the chair, knocking on Erlang's legs, looking embarrassed.

　　 "I know it's not easy, but now I have no other choice but to count on you."

　　 Nie Bufan knocked on the table, and then said for a while, "Then, you can tell the others about the location of the treasure a little bit these days."

　　 "Disclose the location of the treasure?" Nineteen wondered, "Why?"

　　 "What are they here for? Just for the treasure!" Nie Bufan explained, "But now the entrance to the treasure is about to be buried, are they in a hurry?"

　　 "Urgent." Nineteen nodded.

　　 "So, what will they do?"

　　 Nineteen thought for a while, his eyes lit up: "They will definitely find a way to keep the entrance."

　　 "Isn't that right?" Nie Bufan said with a smile, "You just need to move your mouth and leave the laborious tasks to them."

　　 Nineteen was happy at first, and then hesitated: "In this way, wouldn't they want to enter the treasure house more urgently?"

"So what?"

　　 "If I don't find the last key, I won't even have a back road."

　　 "Then do you want a back road, or don't even want the front road?"

　　 Nineteen struggled for a while, and finally nodded heavily, and said: "I must have the determination to break the boat. I believe the palace owner's prediction will definitely unlock the treasure!"

　　 "Good job!"

　　 Coming out of the nineteenth room, Nie Bufan looked at the clear sky and opened his arms and shouted: Let the storm come more intense!

　　Look at that muddy water, it's so bad for you!

　　·U8 novel