Bird Dude Nie Bufan
Chapter 43: When opening a treasure
U8 The novel Tiangong is beautiful, as Nie Bufan hoped, there is a heavy rain every day. The poor mountain body was finally unbearable to plunder, and large swaths of mud and rocks rumbled into the pool, and the clear pool soon turned into a quagmire.
But to Nie Bufan’s surprise, the landslide caused the collapse of the staircase leading to the treasure house under the water pool, directly exposing a corner of the treasure house’s gate.
There is no need for the goddess to say more, everyone knows the location of the treasure.
Si Chenyu and others surrounded the water pool, looking at the muddy treasure house gate, and exclaimed: "It's really extraordinary, how did the Taobao Taoist create this treasure house?"
Nie Bufan curled his lips, wondering how they could see from a pile of mud and rocks that they were very skillful.
Li Huai said, "My lord, there are many dreams in the night. It is better to send someone to clear the passage as soon as possible."
Si Chenyu nodded.
Nie Bufan said leisurely: "Actually, you don't have to be too rushed. You clean it out. If you don't have the key, you can't get in?"
The few people looked at each other, really, there was only one key missing, and now even Shen Muran’s one is gone.
"I want to see," Nie Bufan continued, "It's better to fill the soil back and bury the treasure house again, so as not to be remembered by the thief."
fill it back? This weird idea can be figured out by the village chief.
Everyone ignored him and continued to discuss various matters of opening the treasure.
Nie Bufan didn't care, and squatted to watch brother chicken roll in the mud.
"In fact, even if we don't have the key, we can dig a new passage from the side to enter the interior." Shen Muran suggested.
Si Chenyu nodded: "This is a good idea."
Li Yi frowned: "Taobao Taoist is good at organ traps. He estimated that he had taken precautions long ago. If we rush to dig it, will it cause unpredictable consequences?"
"No, no." Nie Bufan interrupted.
"How do you know?" Li Huai looked at him contemptuously.
"The chicken leaked." Nie Bufan nodded solemnly. Through the perseverance of the chicken brothers, the feasibility of stealing holes is very high.
Everyone continued to ignore him, only when he was talking nonsense.
Nie Bufan shook his head and whispered deeply: "No one believes the truth, it's really hard for a good person to do it!"
In the end, everyone discussed and decided to clear the passage first, and then try to excavate. Once it was found to be inappropriate, work was stopped immediately.
Soon, Jiwo Village ushered in a group of strong laborers. They used their high-strength skills in digging mountains and rivers and cleared the passage within two days. The treasure gate finally reappears in the world, and the exquisite carvings are like gods, which is breathtaking.
Si Chenyu touched the lines on the door, and praised: "As expected of a Taobao Taoist, even the entrance is so magnificent."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
The next step is to observe feng shui and select a site to dig a road.
Nie Bufan pointed a finger, and said to the Feng Shui master: "This place is suitable for excavation."
Feng Shui master said coldly and proudly: "Don't talk nonsense, this place is cold and humid, and the bad luck is extremely heavy. If you rush to dig it, it is easy to attract resentful spirits, and you can get sick from disease, and you can die."
Nie Bufan was about to publish a long talk, but was picked up by Li Yi.
"Don't make trouble." Li Yi said helplessly.
"Should I add chaos?" Nie Bufan stared at him, covering his chest as if he was hurt. "It hurts my heart to help but be rejected by others."
Li Yi's eyes twitched: When did you get interested? The skin is as thick as something.
"Forget it, you can do it whatever you want." Nie Bufan turned around and walked towards the village leisurely.
After the guidance of the Feng Shui master, the excavation site was finally determined. The laborers once again used their high-strength ability to pierce and pierce them. In one day... they smashed two hoes in the mud-they encountered a rock wall under the mud, which was indestructible and difficult to move in.
The arrogant Feng Shui master was immediately shot by everyone's unkind eyes.
He pretended to be high-sounding: "Taobao Taoist is very human. He is very likely to go the other way and reverse the yin and yang and confuse the old man."
Everyone was a little relieved. In their hearts, Daobao Taoist was a god-like figure, and it was normal to suffer a bit.
Nie Bufan looked at the Feng Shui master in admiration, and whispered to the goddess: "You see, this is the demeanor of the **** stick, you also learn from others."
Nineteen disdainfully said: "Just his level? What Feng Shui do you look at?"
"Since you can watch, why don't you take it down?"
"I think I don't have the skill of the Taobao Taoist, so I would show my ugliness, so I'd better hide my clumsiness earlier."
Nie Bufan gave a thumbs up and praised: "High."
A faint smile appeared at the corner of Nineteen's mouth.
After listening to the Feng Shui master, the laborers began to dig on the other side.
One day later, I met Shi again.
Master Feng Shui couldn't hold back his face, and said cruelly: "I don't believe that a stone can't be cut!"
Nie Bufan took the initiative to hand him a sledgehammer and said sincerely: "It's up to you, Master."
"……"
Si Chenyu and others finally realized that this Feng Shui master was a Xibei goods, and went out of the ground angrily. Everyone present, either rich or expensive, was so fooled by a **** stick, and wasted two days in vain.
Next, what awaits the Feng Shui master is the cruel capital punishment-he was thrown into the chicken coop without mercy.
"Hahahahaha..." Nie Bufan looked at the people with gloomy expressions, smiled heartlessly, and pretended to be kindly comforted, "Don't be discouraged, there is always one direction in the right direction."
Everyone was speechless, and their enthusiasm had been so high for so many days, only to make a humiliation. Is it true that only five keys can be used to enter?
"I don't believe this king!" Si Chenyu said fiercely, "Continue digging, dig it all at once!"
Nie Bufan clapped his hands for encouragement.
The rest were speechless, thinking about it, they had been busy for so many days anyway, and it seemed a bit unwilling to give up, so they all agreed to Si Chenyu's proposal and sent people to dig in batches.
The strange thing is that they seemed to be cursed by Nie Bufan, and they couldn't dig a place no matter what.
The mountainside was almost dug into a funnel by them.
Until the eighth day, a big man accidentally shoveled the soil and revealed a small hole.
Everyone is overjoyed, this is obviously a cave dug by some kind of animal, and this area can obviously be traveled.
Finally there is progress, Si, Li, Shen and others are like chicken blood, full of pride. After studying for a few days, he drew up an excavation plan that he thought was foolproof.
When they came to the entrance of the treasure again, they happened to see Nie Bufan leading the chickens around there.
Si Chenyu smiled and said, "Mr. Nie, soon you will see the treasures of many reporters. At that time, this king is willing to give you a few things to your heart's content."
"Yes." Li Huai said triumphantly, "I don't mind rewarding you a few."
"The village chief has been taking care of him for several months, so I should give it back." When Shen Muran said the word "caring", his smile was distorted.
Li Yi didn't have any expressions. As an outsider, Zhang Junshi would naturally not say much.
Wang Shichan said lightly: "I will give you everything except the scriptures."
Everyone looked sideways, secretly saying that this person is really a Buddha. Only Nie Bufan disagrees, this person is still thinking about nerves, and has broken the ban several times. If there are such disciples in the Buddhist school, it is estimated that they will have to abandon their beliefs and join Christianity. It is said that the gods there are all good at it.
After hearing a few people's satisfaction, Nie Bufan nodded and said: "Okay, let's go in and explore the treasure now."
Li Huai said contemptuously: "It's so urgent, it will take at least several days to dig the tunnel."
"No need." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said casually, "I have the key."
While speaking, he took out two keys from his arms, one was Shen Muran's Xuanwu mirror, and the other was the unicorn...egg that "the crowd was looking for him a thousand Baidu".
Si Chenyu: "……"
Shen Muran: "..."
Li Yi: "……"
Li Huai: "……"
Wang Shichan: "……"
天女: "……"
Zhang Junshi: "……"
The cold wind blew, and there was dead silence.
After a while, Si Chenyu squeezed a word from his teeth: "The key is in your hands!"
The key is in his hands!
This sentence also appeared in the other people's minds at the same time.
"My key was actually stolen by you?" Shen Muran's fingers trembled.
"It's just keeping it for you. Seeing that you look weak and unobtrusive, you should leave such a precious key to a reliable person for safekeeping." Nie Bufan had an awkward expression of "it's all for your sake."
If you Nie Bufan are reliable, the **** can lay eggs!
If you want to say this sentence, maybe Nie Bufan will reply: "Who said that a rooster can't lay eggs, I will show you when I look back!"
Li Huai pointed at him and said angrily: "Since you have the key, why don't you take it out earlier?"
took it out after they had been busy for so many days! What's even more horrible is that it was taken out when they were finally about to dig the tunnel. How stupid they are!
Bufan Nie, can you lose a little bit more?
Everyone present started to itchy fingers, there was an urge to punch someone.
Nie Bufan stooped to pick up a chicken, leaned against the big tree leisurely, and said innocently while touching the chicken: "I actually reminded it a long time ago, but you all ignore me, there is no way, I have to continue to do my duty. It’s a good village head. And seeing you so enthusiastic, I really can’t bear to spoil the atmosphere.”
The people are like ducks with their necks pinched, panting and incompetent.
"I can't take it anymore." Li Huai was mad, "I must teach this guy a lesson today."
The others have no objection.
Li Huai rolled his arms around his sleeves, and was about to step forward to find the fault, but he didn't want to freeze after walking a few steps. The flock of chickens around Nie Bufan looked at him neatly and uniformly, their eyes sharp and murderous, and sometimes they shone sharply.
What’s even more bizarre is that the original gurgling sounds disappeared, and the scene fell into a scalp-numbing silence, as if a battle was approaching, it was on the verge of an outbreak.
Li Huai swallowed his saliva.
In an instant, everyone had an epiphany. No wonder Nie Bufan will bring his flock of chickens today? It turned out to be just to prevent someone from doing bad things on him!
Li Huai retired. As a tragic figure who has suffered several losses on chickens, he has long learned to retreat.
Li Huai couldn't make it, so other people naturally stopped cooking, and accepted this cruel reality resignedly. At least they can finally enter the treasure house, right? Talk to comfort.
Nie Bufan greeted enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, let's go to explore the treasure. If you see something you like, I don't mind letting you choose."
"..." The world report came quickly. The facts told them that in the future, you should never stand in front of Nie Bufan, because it is easy to get his merciless revenge.
·U8 novel
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