The daily life of Buddhist texts

"Don't use honorifics, Oreki, we are equal friends now." Hiratsuka Shizuka patted Oreki Gen's shoulder.

"Don't hit me next time." Yuan Oreki said tactfully.

"I'll just apologize to Nishinomiya twice," Shizuka Hiratsuka said indifferently, "Nishimiya doesn't mind anyway."

"Do you mind?"

"Of course, I agreed with Nishinomiya."

"With consent." Geno Oreki repeated.

Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hand and said, "She said that you can hit whatever you want, it doesn't matter if you hit it in half."

Chapter 420 Chapter 419 After graduation, go get your driver's license test early

The door curtain of the locker room was opened again, and Axe Nogi Yujie actually changed back to his original attire. However, when she saw Shizuka Hiratsuka and Gen Oreki crossing their shoulders, she began to do warm-up movements like athletes stretching.

Hiratsuka narrowed her eyes and asked curiously, "What is my sister doing?"

Because of her cute appearance, Axe Nogi Yujie looked very cute no matter what she did. Even the security personnel who maintained order looked at her with great interest, but did not choose to stop it in time.

"Warm up exercise." Gen Oreki replied.

"Why do warm-up exercises?" Shizuka Hiratsuka asked again.

"Because it's time to prepare for exercise."

"There is a place for you in the future nonsense theory." Shizuka retracted her hand and applauded silently.

Axe Nogi Yujie did not come out of the dressing room, she made a circle with her index finger and thumb, and placed it in front of her eyes to use it as a telescope, her blue pupils stared at the two without emotion.

Shizuka Hiratsuka and Gen Oreki remained indifferent.

"Did my sister misunderstand something?" Hiratsuka asked quietly.

"No." Oreki shook his head and continued, "She should be thinking about what to call you."

"Sister Hiratsuka, Teacher Hiratsuka, either one is fine," Shizuka Hiratsuka shrugged, "Personally, I prefer the front one because I'm still young."

"Normally, good people don't say they're a good person."

"Oreki, are you pointing at Sang and scolding Huai?"

"Yes."

The veins on her hands bulged slightly, and a well-shaped shape burst out on her forehead, as if she was about to pour out her anger in the next moment... This would be Shizuka Hiratsuka's reaction in the past, but now she just smiled helplessly and stretched out her hand to rub it. Knead Mu Yuan's head.

"The light music department tuned you..." Geno Oreki paused, and continued: "Is the management so good?"

"It doesn't matter which word it is." Shizuka Hiratsuka squeezed Oregi Gen's head hard, "But it's true, you and Hikigaya are really not as annoying as them."

"It's ridiculous."

"I'm not praising you."

What should I say, is it really a light voice department?But they are busy with their studies recently, so their daily annoying behavior should be much restrained.

Axe Nogiki in the locker room finally stopped his boring binoculars game and walked step by step with his legs open, his movements were funny and cute, as if he was wearing a doll's leather case.

Coming in front of the two of them, Axe Nogi coughed twice, stretched out his hand in a gesture of victory, clicked it up and down like scissors, and said slowly: "Yeah~Peace~Peace~Single sister, good evening. "

single sister.

The title of Axe Nogi Yujie still hits the nail on the head.

Gen Oreki turned his head to look at Shizuka Hiratsuka, only to find that there was an unpredictable smile on her face, then he walked forward slowly, touched Axe Nogi Yujie's head lightly, held her cheek, and said softly After saying something, he blew into her ear and stood up again.

Axe Nogi Yujie's face still showed no expression, but her movements seemed to be still, like a stone sculpture not moving, letting the wind and rain blow.

"Did you say something strange?" Geno Oreki felt a little strange.

Hiratsuka shrugged and whispered, "This is orange mint."

It turns out that Shizuka Hiratsuka sometimes goes to the Chaos Witch's live broadcast room to feel pain late at night, and she can hear the sound of the axe being connected all at once.

But Gen Oreki remembered that what he announced to the outside world was a "voice changer".Chaos Uncle Beimu Nizhou uses a voice changer to incarnate Chaos Witch "Orange Mint" and plays with poor Toms in his hands.

But recently there has also been a talk, saying that Orange Mint is still a beautiful girl, and Beimu Nizhou is her manager.And Orange Mint made enough money and wanted to go back to his hometown to get married, and planned to graduate and retire, so he simply pushed his agent to the front of the stage and ended his sinful Vtuber career with a gorgeous self-destruct.

Is Hiratsuka Shizuka a supporter of the second theory?

Seeing her determined eyes, Zhe Muyuan nodded happily and said, "Yes, does she owe money?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka said after a little recollection: "Yes, every time I came to McDonald's in front of the school to eat cones, I didn't pay for it, saying that it would be charged to your account.

Oreki Gen was slightly taken aback, and asked, "The gate of the school."

"Yes, I joined that McDonald's," Shizuka shrugged, and continued: "When I was still teaching at Sobu High School, Sister Cone would come to McDonald's every day to pick up cones, and then said she was waiting for you. Come and pay."

Oreki Gen thought for a while and asked, "Did Fu Nogi recognize you?"

"Please, Oreki-san, who ordered 365 children's meals 1095 days a year, joining is not a part-time job, and the physical labor is handed over to other people," Hiratsuka Shizuka said angrily, "I just go to see it occasionally Turnover and other things are left to the store manager, let professional people do professional things.”

"Why give her credit." Yuan Oreki asked.

"Remember when the second year of high school started, I saw you going back with her upstairs, that's why I greeted the store manager," Shizuka Hiratsuka said while looking at Fu Nogi, who seemed to be a static performance art Yu Jie, "But I haven't been here much recently."

Because Axo Nogi found that the cones at the chef's place were more delicious.

Oreki Gen stepped forward silently, hung the clothes bag just brought by the sales girl on Axe Nogi Yujie's neck, then hung the other two bags on her arm, and finally patted her on the shoulder .

"The ax is no wood."

Axe Nogiyu, who imitated the stone statue, heard Oreki Gen calling her, so he opened his mouth slightly and replied, "Brother autistic, there is a misunderstanding."

"A misunderstanding?"

"I don't take one every day," Axe Nogi Yujie shook his head, then said blankly, "I take a barrel every day."

Isn't this an extra crime?

Gen Oreki rubbed his brows, lowered his head and called, "Mr. Hiratsuka."

"No money, just a few tons of cones." Hiratsuka Shizuka shrugged, then patted Oreki Gen's butt vigorously, and continued: "Speaking of which, don't you want to buy clothes yourself?"

"Yes."

"Where are you going after shopping?" Hiratsuka asked.

Oreki Gen thought for a while, and replied: "It should be going home, but I'm not sure."

"Do you have to hesitate about this kind of thing?" Shizuka Hiratsuka showed a surprised expression on his face, "Is there something you are hiding from me, kid?"

"no."

"Do you need me to see you off?" Shizuka Hiratsuka stretched her waist, looking at the blonde girl who couldn't wait for a long time in the distance, "I came here by car today."

"He came by car." Yuan Oreki repeated.

"Oreki, this is the margin of an adult," Shizuka Hiratsuka patted Gen. Oreki's shoulder, "Go get your driver's license test early after graduation."

Chapter 421 Chapter 420

Shizuka Hiratsuka bought a new car.

The black convertible sports car, four seats, together with the driver, just fit four people.

The sports car was sneaking under the night, and the oncoming wind was not gentle at all, blowing the doll on the head of Axe Nogi toppled, the blond girl covered her face, only Gen Oreki and Shizuka Hiratsuka in the front row looked indifferent.

First, they sent the blonde girl home, and then Shizuka Hiratsuka started wandering around with Gen Oreki and Izumi Axonogi.

Driving through the bustling streets, and then into the dark night, without a sound.

After replying to the message from Woyan Lake Izu, Gen Oreki put away his mobile phone, leaned against the car window, and felt the autumn wind.Axo Nogi, who was sitting in the back row, was holding a brand new McDonald's cone in his hand, licking it in small bites, enjoying the snow-white ice.

Different from the pleasure of wolfing down in the past, savoring carefully is also a kind of enjoyment.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Shizuka Hiratsuka gently let go of the accelerator and said intentionally or unintentionally, "Oreki, can I guess."

"Guess what?" Geno Oreki asked.

"Your current mental journey." Shizuka Hiratsuka said.

"What kind of mental journey."

Hiratsuka sighed quietly, holding the steering wheel with both hands, and drove the convertible to a remote street.

There was no one on the street, and the speed of the car was very slow. The street lights reflected the shadows of the three people in the car, which shortened, disappeared, and then lengthened, getting fainter, until the car drove into the area of ​​the next street light again.

"You don't have the inexplicable setting of the protagonist of the hot-blooded comics, do you?" Shizuka Hiratsuka glanced at Gen Oreki, and continued: "I don't even know what I do, it's all driven by subconscious Yes, wait until the end to present it through the inner monologue."

"That's good soil."

"Yeah, it's all a long time ago, the routine of the hot-blooded comics. When the protagonist encounters a crisis, another voice begins to appear in the inner world. It may be yourself, it may be the deceased parents, or it may be a sentence spoken by a passer-by in childhood. , give you a reason to break out and reverse the situation, and then defeat the enemy happily."

While talking, Hiratsuka Shizune turned the steering wheel and drove the car to another road.

After driving for a while, the front suddenly opened up.

The sparkling water, the cool river breeze, and the fresh air.

Unknowingly, Hiratsuka drove the car to the river.

The black convertible was driving on the shore without any haste, its bright headlights illuminating the road ahead, and the wheels occasionally ran over a few unremarkable stones, making a crisp sound.

"What's the matter with this strong preaching atmosphere? Is it going to be tens of thousands of words in length?" Axe Nogi Yu continued to lick the cone, and then continued: "It's a bit long, I'm afraid my ears will grow calluses." , May I ask the child to get out of the car to enjoy the wind for a while?"

Gen Oreki turned his head and glanced at Axe Nogi Yu, who continued to eat the cone as if nothing had happened.

"It's not preaching either." Shizuka Hiratsuka rubbed the space between her brows as if she had a headache, "I just wanted to make Oreki sober."

"Be sober." Oreki Gen repeated.

"Forget it, let's just talk about it directly," Hiratsuka sighed, "Actually, it doesn't matter what clothes you buy to meet others, as long as you keep the current state, but I suggest you choose what you like."

"Do whatever you want."

"Probably bring some things that Nishinomiya's mother likes there." Shizuka Hiratsuka thought for a while and continued: "A middle-aged woman should still like cosmetics, right?"

"Why is it a question sentence?"