The daily life of Buddhist texts

"I'm not a middle-aged woman, how can I know what they are thinking." Shizuka Hiratsuka clearly divided herself.

"But he's not too young."

"Oreki."

"Sorry." Oreki Gen turned his head and looked towards the river.

The convertible continued to drive, and Yu Funogi, who was sitting in the back seat, finished eating the cone, licked his lips with insatiable desire, then stood up, posing in weird poses.

"Sister Cone, it's very dangerous." Hiratsuka glanced at the reflection in the rearview mirror, "Have you ever seen a movie where everyone's heads were cut off by the steel cable in front of the car because of improper sitting posture? .”

Horror film.

"That has nothing to do with correct sitting posture." Oreki Gen said tactfully.

"Is that so?" Shizuka Hiratsuka's tone was flat, "Anyway, the meaning is similar."

Obviously a lot worse.

But Gen Oreki didn't intend to take the blame, but took out the phone from his pocket again, swipe on the Line interface, and finally locked on one of the pages and didn't move anymore.

Shizuka Hiratsuka's words are not without reason.

Do what you want.

Oreki Gen has a memory that is almost like a god, and things that he doesn't want to forget will never be forgotten.

He clearly remembered that Nishinomiya Yuzuru said in the astrology agency a while ago that her mother liked "Marble Lovers" starring Sato Shin very much, and had an almost fanatical admiration for Sato Shin, and there was a bullet hanging on the bag when she went out. Bead Lover's peripheral accessories and manicures are all special for the heroine, as if I am the heroine in "Pinball Lover".

To put it simply, he is a fanatical fan of a super popular actor.

Hiratsuka glanced at Gen Oreki, then quickly retracted her gaze, concentrating on the road ahead: "Are you playing any tricks?"

"Satou Shin." Gen Oreki announced the name.

Of course Shizuka Hiratsuka knew the name of this super popular actor.

But after hearing the name, Hiratsuka was slightly taken aback, and then said: "What's the matter, do you also like this type... No, you like Kamen Rider, isn't the taste a bit unique, is that Leather holster, holster, normal humans won’t be in heat with holsters, right?”

"You can take Sato Shinobi with you."

"I can't understand." Shizuka Hiratsuka lightly stepped on the brakes, parked the car on the shore, turned her head and blinked her eyes, "You don't intend to find Sato Shin, and then let him go with you."

"is it not OK."

"Super popular actors are very busy, but if you can communicate well with their office, it shouldn't be a problem."

"I see."

"So you plan to do this," Hiratsuka paused, and continued: "Use your super power to let Sato Shinobi go with you, and then let him tie the knot with Nishinomiya's mother."

"That relationship would be messy."

"But will they really be willing to help you? The schedules of popular actors are very full. I remember that he will finish filming a new TV series this month."

Gen Oreki locked the phone, looked up at Shizuka Hiratsuka: "Is this the news announced by the office?"

It stands to reason that the schedule of the actors will not be made public, so as to prevent some unruly fans and reporters from tracking and affecting daily life.

"No," Hiratsuka shook her head, "The director of his firm is my uncle."

What a surprise.

Then it is understandable that Shizuka Hiratsuka knew about Shin Sato's schedule.

"Hiratsuka-sensei."

"what."

"Cover the sky with one hand."

"Don't put any inexplicable labels on me," Hiratsuka Shizuka knocked Oreki Gen on the head angrily, and then continued: "If you need it, I will help."

Chapter 422 Chapter 421 Unrequited Love

weekend.

The weather in autumn is suitable and the temperature is just right, but Yuan Oreki still turned on the air conditioner at home.

Because Axe Nogi said that it feels like the arctic.

If you don't understand Fu Sangshen's body structure, can it be said that they are more sensitive than ordinary humans, and won't they be sweetened to death when eating cones?

Gen Oreki wrote notes one by one in front of the computer, connected them into a melody, and then filled in the lyrics, and then tried to sing it with a virtual singer, but found that it didn't work, so he fell into long thinking.

"Brother autistic, it looks like you're in trouble," Yujie Axe knocked on the door of the soundproof room, and spread his face on it to form a big cake, "If you need help from Axe, please You click the button and wait for the voice prompt."

Gen. Oreki turned his head to the side and saw Axe Nogi Yujie's big face pressed against the glass, he was silent for a while, and poked Axe Nogi Yujie's eyes with two fingers.

"Activation is successful, please pass me the credit card with unlimited limit."

"Do you want to recharge and activate?"

"Yes, one credit card activates the membership service, two activates the super membership service, and three credit cards can make the fantasy of the autistic brother come true, that is, let me do a good job for the autistic brother."

"Come in and sing a song, and ask the chef to buy you a cone later."

Axe Nogi Yujie hesitated for a moment, then said, "It's also possible."

Taking a step back, Axe Nogi made a swimming motion, swam his arms vigorously in the air, swam twice around the glass soundproof room, took a wooden bench by hand, opened the door of the soundproof room, and stood upright. sit in.

Oreki Gen looked at her and made a please gesture.

After listening to the accompaniment for a while and looking at the lyrics, Axonogi Yujie finally shook his head.

"Brother Autistic, I can't make the effect you want," Axe Nogi Yu continued, "Maybe you can go to Sister Kitty to try, her tone may be more suitable."

"Sister Cat." Geno Oreki repeated.

"Brother Shiyu's spouse." Axe Nogi Yujie explained.

Axe Nogi Yujie's diction is really unique.

Oreki Gen thought for a while and said, "You two are the same."

"All in all, I can't achieve the effect my autistic brother wants," Axe Nogi Yujie shook his head, "There's nothing I can do with the lyrics alone."

"I haven't tried it yet." Geno Oreki reminded.

"But there's just no way around it," continued Akenogi, "and I can't understand why you would take such a title."

"What happened to the title?"

"Unrequited love," Axe read out the title of the song word by word, "Obviously I have a deep love with my rational sister, you and me, but I still have an affair with someone else, is this the high-quality man of today's era?" , really surprised me.”

"Are you OK."

"Brother autistic, if you really have a new love, I suggest you make it clear to Sister Rational earlier," Axe Nogi Yujie said without any ups and downs, "Sister Rational can understand even you, so of course she can understand you The inferiority of being human."

"that."

"But if your cheating partner is a dead fish brother or a bald brother, then there is no problem," Axe Nogi said with a triumphant gesture, "A rational sister can accept the monogamy system."

"The ax is no wood."

"Brother autistic, if you come to me to confess, you have to pay for it," Axe Nogi Yujie actually took out a certificate of a psychological counselor from his pocket, "I found out, it's about three hundred dollars a time, Here I suggest you pay first."

Did Axe Nogi Yujie actually go to take the exam for the certificate of psychological counselor... Impossible.

Oreki Gen reached out to take the certificate, and found that it really belonged to the chef.

Give it back to the chef later when he comes down to clean up.

Axe Nogi Yujie waved his hand as if chasing flies, Gen Oreki logged into Line on the computer, clicked on the chat interface of Koko Damowang, but deleted it again after typing a few words.

Zhang Keke's voice is not suitable.

The timbres of the girls in the light music department are also not suitable, let alone they are preparing for the exam, so it is better not to disturb them.

Although there is a high chance that they are drinking tea.

Their school girls... It is said that their playing and singing skills need to be improved.

English pear?

Oreki Gen shook his head, then patted his cheek lightly with his palm.

Why did I end up looking for a doujinshi artist?

"It's the painter who went ashore." Axe Nogi Yujie corrected beside him.

Oreki put his palms together, closed his eyes, and apologized to Eriri, and then continued to search for the characters in his mind that fit the voice of the song "Unrequited Love".

The voice of the original song is so unique that it may sound hoarse at first, but it actually contains softness and calmness.

Very few people can meet the standard.

"Brother autistic, can you answer my question now?" Axe Nogi Yujie lightly poked Oreki Gen's cheek.

"What's the matter?" Oreki Gento didn't reply.

"Why did you write this song "Unrequited Love?" Axe Nogi Yu continued after a pause, "Could it be that you really betrayed?"

"Although there are some problems with the context, this famous line is barely usable," Gen Oreki snapped his fingers, "Have you seen other Kamen Riders?"

"No, I just watched some famous scenes on Youtube before," Axonogi Yu continued, "Knowing these memes can make it easier to mingle with the audience and attract new fans."

"so."

"Autistic brother, don't change the subject."

Gen Oreki saved the work file, and kept pressing the Ctrl+S keys. After confirming that the file was saved safely, he closed the software, turned his head to look at Axe Nogi Yujie, hesitated for a moment and said, "Can you understand?"

"Don't underestimate Vtuber," Axe Nogi slammed his hands on the table, "There are some talented students among us."

There was silence.

It seems that there really are.

"Sato Kokoro, the new script, the ending theme, Mama Nishinomiya," Gen. Oreki paused, and continued, "Do you understand?"

"Totally understand." Axe Nogi Yujie replied quickly.

Without thinking.