Don't worry, I have always had a vicious eye on people, and I know several active idols, you will definitely become a cash cow. "
Chatted with Shen Yu on the sofa for a while.
Seeing that it was almost time, Guan Tiancheng went back to the bedroom to get dressed.
This time he was wearing a small black jacket, ripped jeans, and sneakers, looking cool.
After Shen Yu had nothing to do, he let out a hache idly, thinking about what kind of instant noodles to eat tonight.
Guan Tiancheng whistled and walked out of the house happily.
But before he took a few steps, a heavy rainstorm suddenly fell in the town, like pouring water to wash the road, Guan Tiancheng was soaked like a drenched chicken.
Chapter 11
"Oh, Shet!"
Such an exaggerated torrential rain suddenly fell, so he had to suspect that there was a rain god casting a spell on the clouds. In just a few minutes, a small stream formed in the drainage ditch beside the Kung Fu suet road.
The date definitely fell through.
At this time, Shen Yu was putting more than a dozen instant noodles of different flavors on the dining table, and was about to decide the dinner by throwing dice. When he saw Guan Tiancheng fleeing back like a bald dog in the water, he gloated and smirked.
"Smile, don't even think about eating the meal I cooked tonight, just hide in your room and eat instant noodles."
Fukaba's smile froze.
Going back to the room and taking off the wet clothes, Xi Li sent a text message.
There is no way that something unexpected will happen, so I can only go on a date another day.
Taking advantage of still a lot of time, Guan Tiancheng put on the game helmet and entered the game world.
During the golden week, the game launched a liver explosion event, but everyone in the guild basically went on a family trip.
Apriligo is enjoying delicious food in Singapore, Shubein returns to his hometown in the countryside to roast sweet potatoes, Silica's family went to Hakone to soak in hot springs, Lizbeth went to Nara, and Ishigami...Ishigami is blasting the liver trumpet.
The eldest wife, Asuna, is the most miserable. Traveling is purely a dream. Her mother thoughtfully hired four tutors for her, plus a cram school, and she had no time to spare from morning to afternoon.
Before she went offline last night, she left a last word, 'It's better to go to school if she's too cold! 'After that, there has been no sound since then (Great Compassion).
As for the second wife, Yazi, she maintained a high-intensity and durable online as always.
Yazi: Husband is online, come and show me the activity book
Yazi: This is the activity strategy summarized by the boss, I will send you the link
Guan Tiancheng thought to himself, Yazi is more competent than Shen Yu, at least it is useful, and he can act sweetly and act cute.
It took more than an hour to accompany Yazi to finish the copy of the plot, but Yazi couldn't rest and said again.
Yazi: Husband, GGO next door also has Golden Week activities, come with me
Guan Tiancheng originally had this plan, and the two hit it off immediately, and both logged into the GGO world.
Asuna routinely glanced at Asuna's profile picture when she went online.
Yazi: Hee hee hee, Sneaky Cat is so miserable, it’s been four days since I’ve been on the account
Brother Cheng: Yazi, Asuna couldn’t log in because she was busy with business. You, a nit, have the right to despise others?
This sentence touched Yazi's minefield, and her character kept rolling back and forth on the ground.
Yazi: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I can't hear I can't hear
Brother Cheng: Yazi cheer up a little bit, continue to live like this, your future can only see darkness
Yazi suddenly stood up, grabbed Guan Tiancheng's hand, and said affectionately.
Yazi: No, as long as my husband is willing to support me, it’s fine. Isn’t my husband the eldest son of a rich family?
Brother Cheng: Yazi, what are you talking about, you and I are just a couple in a game, why should I raise you?
Yazi: No, no, husband, don’t be shy, you just haven’t seen my real face in the real world, I’m a beautiful high school girl with big breasts
Yazi: As long as my husband is willing to see me, he will definitely take the initiative to raise me crying
Brother Cheng: Well, including mistress X?Based on the relationship between me and you, if Yazi is really beautiful, Bao X, it is not impossible for you to consider it for the rest of your life.
Yazi: It's not a mistress, it's a husband and wife, it's a husband and wife!Why downgrade me from wife to mistress
Brother Cheng: Yazi, do you think even one pore on your body looks like Zhenggong?
Yazi was shot with a gun in anger, Guan Tiancheng lost half a tube of blood, hurriedly hid behind the bunker, and threw a flash bomb.
The area where they were born is in the wild, allowing free PK, just when Yazi took the initiative to attack, the red name mechanism was triggered.
As the attacked party, Guan Tiancheng, as long as he kills Yazi, he can randomly get a few items from her backpack.
Yazi: Eyes, ah!My eyes, come on, someone is doing domestic violence here
Brother Cheng: Yazi, it is still too late to surrender, I will return the props that exploded to you
Guan Tiancheng gave himself blood medicine while talking, this sentence was just a way to delay the attack.
When his blood volume recovers, he must let Yazi know why Hua'er is so red, and must slap her in the face.
Yazi didn't grow up eating dry food, so he was not fooled and threw a shock bomb backhand.
Yazi: Hmph, husband, you just pretend I don’t know, you guys like to lie the most
Brother Cheng: I can’t lie to my own wife if I lie to anyone. As long as you take the initiative to admit your mistakes, I will definitely forgive you
As soon as he finished speaking, he rushed out of the bunker and shot at the bushes where Yazi was hiding, but Yazi had already secretly shifted his position.
Yazi: I won’t apologize, it’s obviously my husband’s fault
Brother Cheng: Tell me what's wrong with me
Chu Tutu felt good for a while, in the press bomb crematorium, Guan Tiancheng emptied a magazine just now, and now he is pressing the bullet in a desperate state.If Yazi rushed over at this time, he could only draw out his pistol and fight back.
So Guan Tiancheng treacherously raised questions to distract Yazi's attention.
Yazi: It’s all my husband’s fault. I’m obviously a real wife, so why did I become a mistress?
Yazi: Although I have read "Da Oo" no less than ten times, mastered one hundred and eight kinds of palace fighting skills, and climbed to Yu Nianji in minutes, but the rank of mistress is really too low
Brother Cheng: Isn't she several levels higher than Tongfang girl?
Yazi: The housewife has a serious status anyway, as long as she can win the favor of the general, she has a chance to be upright, and the mistress can't see the light at all.
As expected of a professional who has seen Da Ao ten times, his opinion is different from that of a layman. Guan Tiancheng's evaluation of Yazi has improved a notch in his heart.
Brother Cheng: Then it’s okay to accept you as a housekeeper
Sub-child: Sine
Yazi rushed over from the bunker angrily when he heard the words. Guan Tiancheng didn't notice for a while, but Yazi touched the back of his butt.
I saw Yazi holding a long thorn thunder and shouting, "Heaven is making trouble with black cards".
Then there was a loud bang, and Guan Tiancheng and Yazi both returned to the resurrection point in the town.
Brother Cheng: Wife, did you drop any important items?
Yazi glanced at the backpack and found that there was nothing missing, but the experience bar was deducted a little.
Yazi: Hey, how come my sneak attack is super cool?
Just now, neither Guan Tiancheng nor Yazi was really angry. At most, they just beat each other with pillows. After the beating, they felt better.
Anyway, it's just a game, can't everyone have fun?
Brother Cheng: Doesn’t Thorn Thunder reduce the damage to the body? Why did you die too?
Yazi: I was knocked out of half a tube of blood by my husband before, and then I kept crawling around behind, and I didn’t have time to recover the blood
Yazi: By the way, husband, do you know a big news in the forum recently?
Guan Tiancheng has been so busy recently that he can only play games at night. Even the activity guides are collected by Yazi, so there is no time to browse the forum.
Yazi: Uncle Dang in the forum said that after the golden week, all virtual infiltration games will update the husband and wife gameplay. I heard that it is still a joint name with ZF, which is a big move!
Yazi: What function does my husband hope for?
Brother Cheng: Hmm... the function of the harem
Yazi: Die the playboy in the harem
Chapter 12 Elephant, Elephant
After finishing the GGO game, I fell asleep after washing and tidying up.
The next morning, Shen Yu came to the kitchen early, opened the refrigerator and looked at the ingredients in it, at a loss, she had eaten instant noodles for two consecutive meals, even if she had eaten instant noodles for three meals, she felt a little sick.
It's a pity that Shen Yu didn't add skill points to cooking.
"Last night, that guy seemed to have eaten chicken rice. There was still a lot of rice left in the rice cooker, so he decided to eat fried rice in the morning."
When Guan Tiancheng got up to go to the bathroom to drain the water, Shen Yu was thinking about life on the sofa.
In front of her was a plate of greasy particles, the rice was not stirred evenly, and the eggs were fried black, and too much salt and soy sauce were added...
Just from the appearance alone, it can't make people appetite at all, Shen Yu took a sip with the consciousness of death...
She then had to rush to the toilet and spit it out.
"It's strange, why is egg fried rice made like this by me?"
The only remarkable thing about this cooking is that Fukaha didn't put his own parts in the pot.
After washing up, Guan Tiancheng came to the living room and found the dark dishes on the plate at a glance.
"Shen Yu, did you make this thing?"
"Why ask such an obvious question, are there any other living people in this house besides me?"
"Ok."
Guan Tiancheng took Shen Yu's hand and led her to the kitchen.
"Shen Yu, you can't do this, let me show you what real fried rice is."
It was rare for Guan Tiancheng to be a good teacher. He taught Shen Yu how to cook, at least how to cook fried rice.
You'll Also Like
-
This AD is too stable
Chapter 567 21 hours ago -
Tennis King: Opening with Navy Six Styles!
Chapter 138 21 hours ago -
Pirates: After my girlfriend's fan turned into my sister, I was so bad
Chapter 517 21 hours ago -
Shenhao: I am really not the turtle in the wishing well
Chapter 302 21 hours ago -
Football: Start by playing as Ronaldo and beat Manchester United!
Chapter 246 21 hours ago -
Daqin: I am the modern emperor of Daqin, communicating with Zulong
Chapter 164 21 hours ago -
Gundam SEED: Rescue Junius VII
Chapter 147 21 hours ago -
Taking stock of the Ben 10 ratings, the defenses of the world are broken!
Chapter 114 21 hours ago -
Siheyuan: Starting from Retirement
Chapter 351 21 hours ago -
Movie Emperor: When he debuted, he was surrounded by female stars and capital
Chapter 241 21 hours ago