Slimes also want to be evil gods

"Hey, I forgot to say just now, if I saw this in the past, you can run away, right now, GOGOGO..."

Pata………………

The screen went black again, but this time there should really be no follow-up, because after this sentence, not only the screen floating in mid-air, but also everything in this research institute was blacked out. It was as if the energy for operation was cut off in an instant.

boo......

Before the other Ricks in the research institute could react, Rick from the C-137 universe, who had watched this video, took out the teleportation gun and opened a teleportation gate, dragging Morty into the portal. Like that Rick said.

"Hey, Rick, where is this place, I feel a little... strange?"

Morty, who was dragged into the portal by Rick, thought it was just entering a parallel universe as usual, but after seeing the surrounding scene, he showed a very strange expression.

In fact, where Rick and Morty are now looks normal, definitely doesn't look weird from the alien planets they usually go to, but this ordinary sight gives Morty a very, very... ...a feeling he didn't know how to describe.

The trees here, the streets here, the houses here, the people here... Although everything looks normal, this normality is not the normal one that Morty knows, but looks the same as what he thinks. Normal is very different from normal.

However, Rick on the side ignored the bewildered Morty and was checking the portal gun in his hand.

"Wow, Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown), I didn't expect to see you here. I clearly heard that you left in a time machine with your future self."

"Didn't it mean that it was sucked away by a black hole?"

"Nonsense, those people clearly said that it is a green hole, and the black hole should be black!"

"Is that the green hole?"

"This guy is... Martin? That's right, it must be the young Martin! It turns out that Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown) has brought the young Martin back from the past!"

"Hey, Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown), look here, gesture for the camera... Martin, you don't need it, no one wants to take a photo with you."

While Rick was checking the teleporter gun, several passers-by on the road noticed Rick, and walked over excitedly, trying to take a photo with Rick, but they refused Morty who came forward and tried to enter the country together.

"[email protected], you guys (beep--), I'm not that stupid Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown), I'm Rick, I'm smarter than you guys (beep-beep) A trillion times Rick, now he meows off, a bunch of stupid Muggle-like idiots!"

Rick didn't mean to treat himself as an animal for these guys to watch, he yelled at the people standing next to him, and then walked straight forward with Morty, not forgetting to turn to the people behind him before leaving. Man shows middle finger up in disdain.

"........."

"........."

Rick's expletives stunned everyone next to him, causing them to look around in bewilderment, and got the boys across from them into a heated argument after the scene.

"………… Is that really Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown)?"

"Are you really sure that you are sure to let such Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown) attend our banquet?"

"Um... I think, ahem, maybe we can find someone else instead of Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown), for example, you know, Jesus or something, everyone likes Jesus, it will be very easy to find him lively."

"I remind you, you're a Jew."

"FUCK YOU, Cartman, my being Jewish has nothing to do with asking Jesus to come to the feast."

"Calm down, Calm down, Kyle, I know you're mad, but you know you're... Jewish."

"FUCK!!!"

"Calm down, Carl, what Cartman said this time is right, we can't invite Jesus to our banquet, and you are responsible for letting Dr. Brown (Dr. And then trying to...well, get Jesus instead or something."

"Why, why can't there be Jesus instead, Stan, look at me and tell me why not."

"Uh, uh, you're a, uh, uh, uh, uh, huh, dude, do you really want me to say that?! Did you forget what you did last Easter? "

"Why would you know about this?! Jesus clearly promised me not to tell... Listen, I don't want to do that, that's what Jesus asked, and I had to kill him, but right after that he Resurrected, this doesn’t count at all!”

"What?! You killed Jesus last Easter?"

"...Aren't you talking about this?"

"………………no."

"Uh... Please forget about this, okay?"

“………………OK.”

Because Kyle Brofski inadvertently said something very important, the scene fell into a very embarrassing situation for a while, and the two sides reached a consensus hemming and hawing.

"Ahh... well, I seem to have heard something interesting, as if someone said that he killed Jesus last Easter?"

The two apparently forgot that there was no one else present besides them, and an arc is drawn in their face talking to Cartman.

"Okay, okay, you won, I will go to Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown) and ask him to come to our banquet."

A series of mistakes made Kyle finally compromise and decided to prepare their banquet according to the original plan.

"Then, put aside the question of Dr. Brown (Dr. Brown), Stan, are you sure Lorde (Luo Er) will be there that day?"

"Don't worry, Lorde (Luoer) is my father's colleague. I confirmed with him three times, and he promised that Lorde (Luoer) would be there that day."

"What about the most important food?"

"Don't worry about this, I've already booked from Paint Technology enough to support the entire banquet."

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"Well, Rick, I'm not feeling well, let's get out of here."

In a two-story villa with a garage, Rick is fiddling with something on a workbench. Behind him lies a comatose man, who seems to be the original owner of the villa. Morty is coming from Looking out of the window, he said to Rick who was obviously making something.

"Go back? No, no, no, we can't go back until I figure out what that idiot said... You go and help me get some blood from the guy behind, I need to investigate."

While fiddling with a few wires that Morty couldn't understand, Rick pointed at the man behind him and said to Morty.

"What?! I refuse. You stunned him just to have a garage, and now you want me to help you kill him? You are really a cold-blooded bastard, can't you have some sympathy for him?"

Hearing Rick's request, Morty looked very angry. He looked at the unlucky man behind him, and rejected Rick's request righteously.

"Oh, damn it, here it is again, what are you going crazy, do you think you have killed fewer people? You have destroyed the earth several times, and now I just ask you to take some blood, why do you think I asked you to kill him, you acted like a menopausal neurotic woman!"

"Am I crazy? I've been through so many adventures with you, have you ever thought about how I feel, me, I just want to go home now, or, or a different world, it's not here anyway, it makes me feel weird ………”

laugh…………

Before Morty finished speaking, Rick injected some kind of liquid that he had just prepared into Morty's body. When he saw that Morty was about to make a long speech, he walked over to the man to take it. It was made by mixing his blood queen with some strange things.

"I...I...I feel better, Rick, what did you inject me with?"

At the beginning of being injected with this liquid, Morty was going to ask Rick to reason, but within a few seconds, he felt something strange, different from the previous feeling, and then he twisted his limbs awkwardly, with a surprised expression on his face. Said to Rick.

"A kind of thing that you don't want to know the raw materials. Although you don't know how much the specific effect is, at least this thing can deceive your senses and make you feel that it is normal now...that is to say, it can make you not So annoying!"

Rick tossed the leftover syringe aside and resumed working on one of his eccentric mechanical devices, as if wanting to end the conversation with Morty.

However, Morty didn't stop there. After the strangeness before, his brain thread finally put what happened in Ruicheng to the front.

"Rick, the video we saw just now, is that guy you? What did he mean? I noticed that you seem to understand something..."

Inexplicably came to this world that gave him a weird feeling, and Morty really felt very strange.

This strangeness is different from the usual strangeness. Although Rick often took him to various strange worlds and did all kinds of strange things on weekdays, he never felt that there was any problem. Only this time , only this time gave him a very different feeling.

Similar to the unexpected event that the train deviated from the track and Pluto was kicked out of the solar system, it was not planned.

"This is exactly what I'm going to verify. Take this and turn it around."

Obviously, Rick knew that Morty would definitely ask this question, and instead of perfunctory him like before, he tried to say something to him, but before answering this, he handed Morty a spinning top, a metal one, see It looks like a very ordinary spinning top.

"This spinning top, if I remember correctly, should represent, represent... a totem!? Wait, are you trying to say that we are dreaming now?"

Morty looked at the spinning top for a long time, recalling the memories about the spinning top in his mind, and finally came up with a plausible answer.

"It would be nice if it was a dream, then I'd wake up and find out we were just having heart-breaking moments in the bedroom."

It's a pity that what Rick wants to talk about doesn't seem to be the movie that uses the top as a totem, at least it doesn't seem to have anything to do with dreams.

"Listen, I noticed just now, the idiot who recorded that video... Since that idiot may really be me in the future, I'll just name him idiot (tentatively)...... Cough cough, all in all, the Morty who appeared in the last idiot (tentative) video is a mechanical Morty."

"Mecha Morty? Uh, is it from the kind of mechanical Morty from the mechanical parallel universe that is all mechanical and has a mechanical Rick?"

"Of course... no! That's the robot I made to deal with your mother when you're not around. Do you understand the robot? It's just a layer of your skin."

"What? You made a robot to deal with my mother?"

"That's not the point at all! Damn, why do you care about this, think about it, she is not your real mother at all, she is not my real daughter, your real mother is still genetically broken by you Slay those Cronenberg monsters in Cronenberg world."

"Hey, we've talked about this before, I said that I admit my mistakes in this part, but you have to admit that it was your medicine that caused the human gene collapse in that world, you can't say that I caused the gene collapse, You have to say that we broke the gene, understand, it was us, not me!"

Seeing Morty obsessed with this question, Rick just squinted at him with a Morty-looking expression.

"...In other words, there is a [-]% possibility that what that idiot (tentatively) said that Morty has disappeared is true."

Rick ignored Morty's words, skipped that part, and continued with his explanation.

"One percent?"

Morty seemed to be puzzled by this seemingly very low value, and in the blink of an eye, he forgot that he should still be angry with Rick.

"I don't want to explain to you how horrible it is that just one video can make me feel [-] in [-], but that's not the question, do you remember what he said after that?"

"Uh...freedom? It's just that I don't quite understand why you have such a big reaction to freedom."

"That's because you didn't understand what that idiot (tentative) meant by 'freedom'. If what he said was true, I really think that idiot (tentative) might be my future self."

"What, what do you mean?"

Morty obviously couldn't keep up with Rick's brain circuit, couldn't connect all these together, so he could only ask questions with a blank face.

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"Why do you think our adventures end well every time, even if something goes wrong, it will eventually be resolved."

"Solved? You didn't solve anything at all. Your last resort was just to let us switch to another parallel world. Root, it didn't solve any problems at all."

"Well, let me put it another way, why do we, pay attention, it's us, we can survive these events that destroy the world N times every time, and we can live in other parallel worlds without caring , for our next adventure."

"You are the one who doesn't care. Do you know what kind of mood I live in? Do you know how I feel every time I see the two earth bags we buried in the yard?"

"Oh, that's right... Although you say that, I can't tell what mood you are in from ordinary times."

"It's just, just, it's just that I'm not good at expressing it..."