Slimes also want to be evil gods

Asked by Rick, Morty froze for a moment, then hesitated for a while before trying to argue.

"Okay, okay, you still don't need to explain, I understand what you mean."

Seeing Morty racking his brains to find some excuse, Rick didn't have the idea of ​​running on him, and waved him to stop this boring behavior.

"So, what are you making by staying here now, can't you go back and make something?"

What Rick is doing at the moment seems to be no different from what he usually does at home, so Morty immediately had this question.

"Yes, yes, I can go back to the house that should have been full of Ricks, and then be taken away by them like a fish caught on the hook, and continue my business in the prison in Ruicheng, can't you use Think in your head why I don't go back, damn it, I've had enough...... Wait, I've had enough? Why am I fed up......"

Rick was very angry at Morty's stupidity, but the emotion was only shown for a few seconds before he knew something was wrong immediately.

"Speaking of why I made this kind of thing here, it doesn't help my situation at all..."

Rick stopped what he was doing, and looked at the half-made device he had made, and felt a very serious sense of disobedience. At this moment, a strange mechanical arm suddenly extended above the garage, Before he could cover his ears, he injected an injection in his hand into Rick's neck.

In an instant, Rick stopped all his movements, clutching his head as if he was trying to remember something, and his face gradually became ugly because of this.

"Damn, what that idiot said (tentatively) is true, I'm really 'free', damn, that's not in my booking plan, shit!"

"Wh, what? What happened? Rick, what the hell did you do? What was that syringe that the robotic arm was holding? What did you inject yourself with??"

This series of events left Morty in a daze, completely confused about what Rick did and why he came to such a conclusion all of a sudden. It's like halfway through the stage play and nothing happened yet. Sometimes, the Mechanic descended suddenly made the story that had not yet unfolded completely incomprehensible.

"I think we've got a problem, a very, very, very big problem that exceeds all the problems we've had before."

It seems that because of this, Rick didn't seem to answer Morty's meaning, and covered his head in great distress, trying to think of a solution, but it can be seen that at least so far he has not thought of any solution to the problem way.

"FUCK YOU, Rick, you have to tell me what happened, you can't sigh like this, it's not like you at all, cheer up, Rick! You're Rick!"

Seeing the moaning Rick, Morty was very angry for some reason. He yelled at Rick angrily, trying to make Rick the usual Rick.

"You have no fucking idea what's going on, you don't understand what our 'freedom' means, do you really think 'freedom' is a good thing? No, never! It means something went wrong, and It's a very, very serious matter... Tsk, did that idiot (tentatively) tell me not to get close to other Ricks because it had something to do with it?"

"Of course I don't know, because you never told me! Come on, we're Rick and Morty, you can't hide things, you have to tell me, and then you can come up with a crazy idea to put this The problem is solved."

"It seems that you still don't understand what's different this time, well, if you want to know so much, I'll tell you... First of all, do you know why every Rick has a Morty?"

"...Uh, because we're Rick and Morty?"

Morty didn't know how to answer Rick's question. For him, this kind of question was as difficult to answer as why the sky is windy and rainy, why there is day and night, and why the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west. can give a very vague answer.

"Yeah, just because we're Rick and Morty."

To Morty's surprise, Rick nodded in agreement with such an answer.

"We're Rick and Morty, so every Rick has a Morty...so why does every Rick have a Morty?"

"What, what do you want to explain?"

At first glance, there seems to be no difference between this question and the one just now, but in fact, if you think about it carefully, you will know that there is a very important problem in it.

Because it’s Rick and Morty, every Rick has a Morty……………………………………………………………………………………………… is the biggest problem in itself.

Every parallel world has a Rick, and every parallel world's Rick has a Morty, which is almost common sense in this world, but this common sense is so contrary to common sense.

Since there are infinitely many parallel worlds, there should also be infinitely many worlds where Rick is the only one or Morty is the only one.

But the status quo of this world is: every Rick has his own Morty, and every Morty has his own Rick. The two are always born in the same universe at the same time. Occasions that exist, then there will be some accidents that seem to be very coincidental for the combination of Rick and Morty to be established.

"Don't you understand? We, Rick and Morty, our existence itself is a product of human intervention. I understand this from the day I was born, like, like... Truman's World, yes, The Truman Show, you know this movie, right?"

"You mean.....we're on TV now, we're actually movie stars?!!"

"It's not the same, it's not the same at all, Morty, you're thinking about it, even though I mentioned The Truman Show, and you know that movie, have we really, really seen that movie? You Can you recall what it was like in that movie? Can you really? Morty, think about it, think about it, Morty."

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When Rick and Morty of the C-137 universe were discussing in South Park, Ye Shen realized that he had infected Rick much faster than he thought.

It's only been so little time since Ye Shenchen confirmed his actions, and half of the Ricks in Ruicheng have been replaced by Ye Shenchen before they realized it, increasing at a very unscientific exponential rate.

The current Ruicheng can still maintain stability because Ye Shen Shen didn't let those infected Ricks realize this, and these Ricks didn't realize that they were no longer them.

For Rick, this may be an unbelievable thing, but remember, these Ricks who were infected by Yagami are no longer Rick. Erase these Rick memories and make them think they are still Rick.

In other words, in fact, these infected Ricks can already be regarded as a part of Ye Shen Shen's whole body, the kind that can transfer consciousness at any time, but they don't realize it.

Even so, for the endless parallel world, it should be impossible for Ye Shenchen to replace all Ricks... It should be like this.

However, just as this world is so absurd, Ye Shen Shen actually feels that he has the tendency to replace all Ricks and make himself a collection of all Rick parallel worlds. This is a very inexplicable feeling. It emerged after infecting Ruicheng, and gradually deepened as the number of Ricks replaced increased.

At the same time, Ye Shen Shen also began to gradually understand why he felt this way.

Rick and Morty, this is a work of chaotic logic and absurdity, which is different from any world it has been in before. It cannot understand why such a world exists, nor can it understand why it can come to this world. world.

However, since existence is necessarily reasonable, the so-called impossibility of existence refers to those things that have never existed. For things that already exist, don’t worry about why they exist. After all, they already exist. meaning.

To some extent, the lack of rationality can also be regarded as a kind of rationality.

Now, what Ye Shenchen understands is actually very simple... It may not be very accurate to say that the understanding is correct, it should be recalled correctly.

As mentioned before, all Ricks in parallel worlds are mad scientists. They experience events that destroy the universe every day, travel freely in parallel worlds, and they also have the ability to travel through time... It's just them Put it on the shelf.

However, the action patterns of those Ricks infected by Ye Shenchen will be slightly different from ordinary Ricks, some seemingly insignificant differences, these differences will cause these Ricks to sometimes Using things they shouldn't have used, places they wouldn't have set foot on.

If it is an ordinary world, a slight change is nothing at all, but it is obvious that this is not an ordinary world.

When a drunk Rick breaks through time and goes back to the past, everything is different... Note that the past here refers to the past of this world, the kind that can be used to personally verify the grandfather paradox.

Although only such a short time has passed here, in the past, the past that Rick returned to has triggered countless chain reactions. The most intuitive reaction is that every moment Ye Shen Shen can find that his splits suddenly increase. .

This kind of increase is not the kind of multiplication mode after the infected Rick contacts other Ricks, but suddenly finds that the number of his splits has doubled in the blink of an eye, and then remembers that the extra ones came from a certain time in the past. infected in time.

Fortunately, Ye Shenchen did not forget the previous memories. Although it did recall the past memories, it also remembered everything it had done before it came here. These memories did not overlap, but unfolded side by side.

"Is there something missing......... C-137?"

The past time is meaningless to the present, and Ye Shenchen felt that his avatars had spread to an endless amount almost in a moment, but at the same time, it also found that it seemed to be missing one of the most important fragments.

Obviously, that should be the Rick of the C-137 universe, and there is almost no need to think too much about it. After all, almost everything about Rick and Morty revolves around this Rick of the C-137 universe.

Ye Shen feels that if the Rick who is infected with this C-137 universe, the original Rick in theory, is likely to become a unified life form in the endless timeline in this absurd world.

Well, although I don’t know what the use will be after that, it should be closer to the word eternity than it is now. Although I also don’t know what the use of eternity will be, but that is a question that needs to be considered after eternity, and Then there will be an eternity of time to think.

This is probably what the plan can't keep up with the changes.

Ye Shenchen was still thinking about how to survive, and was still working hard to gain energy when he had just crossed over. When he opened and closed his eyes, he suddenly realized that he was about to rise to a higher level.

"It's almost..."

The present time depends on the past, so to speak, Ye Shen Shen did not see the existence of Rick in the universe numbered C-137 in the endless past and present.

The answer is already obvious......

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"What? How is that possible?!"

Rick, who was talking with Morty in the South Park garage, suddenly changed his expression, reached out and picked up his own transfer gun and pressed it, but...

"Son of bitch, how many idiots are here?!"

Just as the entrance of the portal appeared, a Rick got out of the portal and tried to rush to Rick, but on the way, Rick kicked back to the portal and closed it.

"What's the matter, what happened, did you start playing the ending song?"

"Damn it, Morty, Truman's world doesn't end, tsk... You'd better forget what I just said, I shouldn't have expected you."

Morty's usual performance made Rick feel very helpless, but this was within the expected range, and he began to prepare to adjust his teleportation gun.

"If you can't do it nearby, turn around three more...... Thirty times, I don't believe there are any of you, I'm such a genius, Morty, I, I, I...... Did you guess wrong?"

Suddenly, Rick seemed to be stuck and stood still. After a few seconds, he closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he said in a perplexed manner.

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a backyard in south park

The layout here is very... solemn?

Huge pillars are fixed on the left and right sides, and the screen-like curtain covers the yard. The entrance is a wooden western cowboy-style self-return door that looks like the entrance of a bar. From time to time, people come to the yard from outside. .

Right in front of the yard is a huge stage, and behind the stage is a huge poster.The singer in the poster, Randy Marsh, a middle-aged man wearing women's clothing and a wig who hasn't shaved or even treated his leg hair, uh, or lorde (Luoer) is standing in the middle of the stage, and underneath is The crowd cheering around him.

Although this Randy Marsh's disguise was extremely lame, none of the people below realized that there was something wrong with the lorde on the stage, and they didn't even suspect that the beard on his face and the legs on his legs Mao, who stubbornly believes he is a 17-year-old adolescent girl from Devonport, Auckland, New Zealand.

However, this is only the majority of people, and there are still a small number of insightful people who have prejudice against Lorde (Luo Er) on the stage.

"The food isn't good yet, lorde (Luo Er) really sucks."

"That's right, she's really frustrated."

"You two bastards, how dare you speak ill of Lorde!"

"Damn it, you guys know how hard Lorde (Luo Er) works, you boys don't understand the hearts of adolescent girls at all!"

"Tsk... let's go to another place, it seems that we are not welcome here."

"Uh, okay."

The two boys at the bottom just complained a few words, and the girls next to them began to accuse them loudly. Under the eyes of these girls wanting to be angry, the two boys came out of the crowd despondently, and left Lorde (Luo Er) ) singing stage.

"I really don't understand why those girls are so angry. What I said is obviously true. I can guarantee that Lorde (Luo Er)'s album has been tuned. She is too out of tune live."

"Look, at least the fact that we were at a party with lorde (Lorde) is enough to tweet."

"I think Lorde (Luo Er) may not be as young as she said. Have you seen her belly? She must have lied about her age. She is at least 20 years old."

"Forget it, forget it, don't think so much, let's find something to eat, they clearly said that they have prepared food."

"Uh...do you think the food is over there?"

"Which side?"

"Look at the one in the middle."

"...What the hell are they doing?"