Boss spoils his amnesiac wife

People stare at me without saying a word, their faces are covered with smiles.

I looked at them carefully and replied timidly:

"well, yes, like this, cousin Yifan told me that uncle has big rules and high requirements here, and he also said that I have little head string, which will make you angry sooner or later, and my buttocks will bloom, so I, i

After hearing this, Zhuang nianfan raised his head and laughed, and others joined him.

Only I can't laugh because I don't think it's funny.

Zhuang nianfan did not breathe heavily until he had a good laugh.

"Qiqi, listen to uncle, rules, there must be. As the saying goes, state-owned Legalists have family rules. No matter big country or small country, no matter everyone or small family, there are rules to abide by; men have men's rules, women have women's rules, don't mess around, let alone mess around, otherwise, what kind of system will it become? "

"Men? Women? " I don't understand. Is the topic too abstruse?

Zhuang nianfan said with a loud voice: "as far as our family is concerned, men are not allowed to commit adultery, plunder, loiter, gamble, get involved in drugs and sex and love; women are not allowed to have no respect for their eyes, do not return home at night, nor gamble, get involved in drugs, sex and love."

"Once it is discovered, it will never be tolerated, and it will be sent to the official for strict treatment."

"But..."

Then he turned his words into a euphemistic tone.

"Family rules are not an excuse to regulate anyone at will, let alone a tool in a sense. How can someone's buttocks blossom? Is it not lynching? That's absolutely unacceptable. Little girl, do you understand

"Oh, it seems to understand a little bit." I nodded if I knew something.

Uncle Zu then said, "besides, you are the gold branch and jade leaf of our family, and you can't move the board. Moreover, according to the family rules, girls belong to you, aunt ~ Qiqi ~"

"aunt. So how will aunt punish me for my fault? " I suddenly had a feeling that she was the softest person in the world. Seeing my mind, Zhuang nianfan said with a smile: "generally speaking, you aunt has two means: one is to deduct pocket money for seven days; the other is to imprison for three days. In the past 30 years, she seems to have used it once because asho lied and refused to admit her mistake. She should have deducted her pocket money for a week. "

Uncle Zu said with a smile: "well, Qiqi, don't think about those things. Just be yourself. Excessive rigidity will only widen the distance between each other and make everyone become unfamiliar."

"Oh yes ~"

in spite of this, I only ate half full and left the table with my chopsticks.

Until I went back to my bedroom, my heart was still strange, invisible, as if I was put on a splint by those rules.

"What's the matter with you, Kiki ~, what's on your mind?"

"Ah Cousin Yifan

When did he come in? I don't know, my God ~

"how can I scare you? I'm sorry. Oh, just, what are you thinking He sat next to me as he spoke.

"Thinking about today, cousin Yi fan, during dinner today, uncle said

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then I realized that I was in his way again. In a fit of anger, I pulled his ears and pinched his cheek. Hum ~

seeing that I was not depressed, he suddenly took my hand and looked concerned: "Qiqi, are you hungry?"

"Ah?" I was stunned to look at him, and suddenly my stomach cooed twice to answer for me.

He said with a flattering smile: "well, I am responsible for looking for something to eat for you, and you are responsible for not being angry and eating all of them, how about that?"

I got angry on top of my head. I opened the door quietly, slipped out of the room and slipped downstairs like a pair of nocturnal animals.

……

"Ah fan, where are you going when Xiaoyi takes Qiqi out so late?"

"Go home?"

"No, ah Shou, you have to say hello before you leave ~"

"you see, how can Xiaoyi walk back and forth in the house? Wow ~, is she lost?"

"Lost? It's possible that Kiki lost her way

"Yes, Xiaoyi grew up here. How could she get lost?"

"I don't think I'm lost. I'm looking for something."

"Eh, ah fan, look, Qiqi squats down and wants to laugh at her unhappy face."

"Ha ha ~"

"Oh, cousin Yifan, do you know the way or not? Can you find the kitchen?"

"yes, of course. I grew up here ~"

"but I can't walk any more. People are so hungry that they can't take me to the bay. I hate it.""Well, well, come on my back. How about I carry you?"

"That's about it."

"Why, no, why can't we find that hallway of the dome? Is it behind this door? "

……

"Oh, ah fan, it was Qiqi who was hungry. Xiaoyi took her to find the kitchen ~"

"then he must not find it. The kitchen door is in a remote corner ~"

"that's right. Ah Shou, the little girl didn't have enough dinner. Xiaoyi must be nervous about telling her the rules."

"Well, I think the little girl will eat half full at most."

……

"How is it, Kiki ~, comfortable on my back?"

"It's OK, cousin Yifan ~"

"yes, yes, I'm also hungry, and my stomach is growling, ouch ~"

"cousin Yifan, let's go to Xiaohui or Fengling and ask them ~"

"it's eleven o'clock. ~"

"it's 11 o'clock. ~"

"if sister Hao is here ~"

"right Yes, she makes the best cheesecake. It's delicious and sweet. I like it best

"What, steamed crab is delicious, the meat inside is so tender, it's full of juice, and oyster soup is good to drink"

"Oh, it turns out that sister Hao still has these good crafts, which are hidden from the public ~"

"why, AZU, haven't you eaten them?"

"Yes, of course. It's only a long time ago."

"Yes, it's not easy to catch the appetite of these young people. It's hard for sister Hao."

"Yes, ah Shou, when we were young, we would be satisfied with a steamed bread."

"yes, at that time, bitter was sweet."

"Make fun with hard work ~"

"ouch, where are you suffering? You've got a wife like a fairy, but you're not satisfied with such a long and prosperous life ~"

"Oh, you old fellow, do I have to suffer all my life to make you happy? I know you're not convinced. I didn't expect to be so stubborn when I get old. "

"I dare say I'm stubborn. I'll tell you that no matter how stubborn I am, I'll be stronger than you. I'm angry when I play chess. It's good enough for Qiqi to arrive as soon as he calls. He can also tolerate you freely, tell you how to play chess, and respond to whatever you want. You are not satisfied, ask again and again, tired. If you go on like this, be careful not to have friends

"Oh, well, don't make any noise. People who are dozens of years old don't always look like old children. They can't make a lot of noise. Can't you have a look at Xiaoyi? He's almost happy to jump."

……

"Ha ha, find it, find it, ha ha ha, dome aisle! That's great, Qiqi. I've finally found it. Qiqi, look at it, the domed corridor ~ "

" well, it's just an aisle, it's nothing special. Cousin Yifan ~ "

" Oh, you don't know, the back of the domed aisle is the kitchen, and our dinner is about to start! Aren't you happy, Gigi

"Ah! Really? Cousin Yifan, that's great, great ~ "

" Qiqi, can you stop pulling my ear all the time? It hurts so much ~ "

" ah? Did I pull your ear? "

"Of course, you've been holding on to my back from now on ~"

"Oh, sorry, cousin Yifan, I'm so nervous."

"What are you nervous about? I'm here, fool."

"But the house is so big and so high, and empty, and the lights are not bright. I don't feel it in the daytime. Now I'm really afraid of people. I'm so chilly in my heart. Cousin Yi fan, do you know what to do for uncle? Would he be angry? Do you think we're too busy? "

"No, don't worry. Uncle is sleeping heavily at the moment. I can't even wake up from thunder."

……

"Hahaha ~, Afan, I didn't expect that Xiaoyi really knew you well. He must have listened to you snoring when he was a child!"

"Yes, yes, AZU is right. It must be so. That's why Xiaoyi doesn't want to come often."

"Because of the shadow of childhood ~"

"ha ha ~"

"go, you don't talk freely. Xiaoyi doesn't know how much she likes me and likes here ~"

"Oh, hey, when do you have many narcissistic problems ~"

"Qiqi, come down, the kitchen is here ~"

"Oh, wow, cousin Yifan, this is the kitchen, ah ~ ~, look, there are all pots hanging on the head, at least hundreds of them, ah ~, there are triangular ones, and semi-circular ones, which are very strange.

" well I'll look for it. Where is the refrigerator Where Refrigerators, refrigerators... "

"Look for the refrigerator. I'll find it. Oh, by the way, cousin Yifan, what are you going to do for me? Cousin en Yifan? How is the fish? How are the crabs? It would be great to have shrimp. ""Well , that And that... "

"Ah, cousin Yifan, you can't cook. Why do we have to work in the kitchen?"

"at least we can find a cake ~"

"yes, yes, it's good to have enough."

"That's right. Find the refrigerator. Qiqi, I'll look for it here, and you'll find it over there."

"Good cousin Yifan! Hello, Hello, cousin Yi Fan ~ ~ ~ ~ "

" what's up? "

"What if you step on a mouse?"

"I'll bring you some soup."

"Er, it's disgusting, disgusting, ignoring you, big villain ~..." Ouch, the kitchen is so big. There must be 300 Ping, eh? Is there no refrigerator? Is there no cake? Can't you find something to eat? Ah, isn't that going to starve to death? Oh, my God, I don't want to die so painfully ~ "

" don't look around, Qiqi, look for the refrigerator ~ "

" Oh, it's cousin Yifan. Have you found it

"Not yet."

"Did you find it?"

"Not yet."

"Did you find it?"

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