Cat God's Tales

Hearing phage Tian's words, long Dou was completely anxious and quarreled with phage Tian. Bai Xiaohei was used to these two guys who quarreled when they had nothing to do. After hearing that they quarreled again, he directly blocked the connection with the two people in his consciousness, and then looked up at the direction in which Xiao San and Xiao Hua ran before.

About three or four minutes later, a group of people really came from a distance. They were dressed in different clothes, some even bare their arms. Everyone had a vicious look on their face and bright weapons in their hands.

After seeing Bai Xiaohei and others from a distance, these guys were stunned first, because the tigers and flying dragons behind Bai Xiaohei were too conspicuous. They were just a group of ordinary robbers, but they had never seen a real flying dragon.

"Big... Big brother, what's that?" a robber stared at the little three behind Bai Xiaohei with fear, and then asked the big man around him nervously.

"I don't know. In short, I'll go and talk first. If I can't provoke us, I'll withdraw." the burly man also has a strange expression on his face at this time. They are robbers nearby. They only know that there are people here after seeing the smoke. They haven't opened for a long time, which makes their lives embarrassing. Of course they won't miss the target now.

Soon these robbers came to the camp and surrounded the camp in a semi encirclement trend. Bai Xiaohei still sat there baking meat, didn't even lift his eyelids, but just glanced at these guys with the corners of his eyes.

Of course, different from Bai Xiaohei's composure, Lu zhanting and Dai Siyu were still children. They were nervous when they saw a large group of men with weapons around them, and subconsciously hid behind Bai Xiaohei.

"That... Robbery!" the robber leader saw that Bai Xiaohei and others didn't pay attention to them, and his eyelids jumped. Then he boldly shouted. Of course, his eyes kept staring at Xiao San when he shouted this sentence.

Hearing the robber leader shouting the word "robbery", Bai Xiaohei turned his eyes, and then finally turned to look at the robbers: "Hey, hey ~! Are robbers so unprofessional now? You have to have some slogans or something?"

"Ah? Slogan? What to play with?" the robber leader was stunned by Bai Xiaohei's words, and then subconsciously raised his hand and scratched his head.

"When a robber doesn't even have a slogan, he still farts? I'll teach you one. Remember! I opened the mountain! I planted the tree! If you want to live from now on! Stay and buy road wealth!" Bai Xiaohei looked at the robber leader seriously and said that he was really teaching them to shout slogans.

"... boss! This slogan is very loud!" a robber standing on the right side of the robber leader nodded when he heard Bai Xiaohei's words, and then whispered to the robber leader.

These guys who can come out to be robbers must not have studied much and have low IQ. The robber leader really nodded when he heard his men's words. Then he picked up his big knife, pointed to Bai Xiaohei with the tip of the knife and shouted again: "I opened this tree and planted this mountain. If you want to... If you want to live with me, stay... Stay... Stay... Stay to buy road money!"

"... shit! Don't you need a brain to be a robber? You haven't said a word. What's in your mind is paste? Dare you rob with this IQ? I'll say again, I opened this mountain! I planted this tree! If you want to live from now on! Stay and buy Road wealth!" Bai Xiaohei turned his eyes when he heard the robber's words, and then said angrily.

"I planted the second mountain..." the bandit leader was really out of his mind. After listening to Bai Xiaohei's words, he wanted to say it again, but the first sentence was wrong again.

"You're too stupid, aren't you? It's a waste to let you do such a promising career as a robber!" Bai Xiaohei was angry and happy by this guy. He has seen many stupid people, and it's the first time to see such a stupid one.

"It's not that I didn't hear clearly. Teach me again and I'll remember it this time." I have to admit that the robber leader is really out of his mind. He was fooled by Bai Xiaohei and forgot the purpose of his trip.

"Forget it! I have no fate with a fool. Get out of here and go back and practice slowly." Bai Xiaohei said impatiently, and then waved like a fly.

"Oh!" the robber leader nodded when he heard Bai Xiaohei's words, and then turned and left. However, after going out for a few steps, the guy stopped again. Then you looked at Bai Xiaohei with a very strange expression and shouted, "no? We're here to rob!"

Looking at the funny expression of the robber leader, even some nervous Lu zhanting and Dai Siyu couldn't help laughing. Is this guy really a robber? Isn't it funny to be here?

"What are you laughing at? Call out the valuable things and food quickly, and I can spare you from death!" the robber leader was not really stupid, although he was not smart. At this time, he also reacted that he was fooled by Bai Xiaohei, so he shouted angrily.

At this time, Bai Xiaohei is brushing honey for the barbecue. The rich meat fragrance has spread. Many robbers subconsciously swallow a mouthful of spit when they smell the smell. Of course, Bai Xiaohei is too lazy to pay attention to these robbers. He puts down the brush for brushing honey, then turns his head to look at Xiao San and says: "Go! Drive these guys away. Don't let them affect my mood for dinner."

"Ah? Let me go? Boss, they all have knives. I'm afraid!" Xiao San heard Bai Xiaohei's words. His brain bag shook like a rattle.

"You're a dragon, eh ~! Don't embarrass the dragon family, will you? Hurry up to me, or you won't be allowed to eat all day tomorrow!" almost just as Xiao San said, long Dou broke through Bai Xiaohei's spiritual barrier. In Bai Xiaohei's mind, he shouted angrily that Xiao San is not a dragon family, humiliating the dragon family and so on, Listening to the angry cry of dragon Dou in his head, Bai Xiaohei can only face up and give Xiao San a dead order.

To say other punishments, Xiao San really didn't care, but not letting him eat was even worse than death. Xiao San came out from behind white, small and black with his brain bag drooping, and then walked towards the dozens of robbers step by step.

Seeing Xiao San coming out, the robbers all looked frightened. It was a dragon! Facing the pressure is still great.

"Boss! Let's forget it this time!" said the robber who had been afraid at the beginning to the robber leader.

"Forget it? It hasn't opened for more than a month, so go back like this. Do you starve to death? Don't be afraid! There are many of us, and the lizard may not beat us, so give it to me!" the robber leader is obviously not familiar with dragons, so although Xiao San gave him a great visual impact, he didn't mean to give up.

Hearing what the robber leader said, although the robbers were unwilling, they didn't dare to disobey, but they had to raise their weapons and rushed over. When Xiao San saw these robbers rushing over, he was so frightened that he raised his short front paws and hugged his head, then turned around and pouted his ass on the ground. It was really embarrassing.

Seeing Xiao San's performance, Bai Xiaohei reluctantly shook his head, and then wanted to stand up and solve the robbers. Who knows, at this time, Xiao San, who was lying on the ground and pouting his ass, suddenly heard a loud noise. Then, with a loud bang, Xiao San even farted to the robbers.

With this fart sound, a hurricane like shock wave spread out directly, and shocked all the robbers who rushed out. Looking at this scene in the camp, including Bai Xiaohei, everyone was stunned. Bai Xiaohei turned his eyes and muttered, "a fart has such great power? This is fart God!"