Cat God's Tales

Xiao San's fart can be said to shock the world and cry ghosts and gods. Such a fart shocked all the dozens of robbers, and several unlucky ones hit the tree trunk. Fortunately, Xiao San's fart is just pure gas. If you add element energy, these robbers are estimated to be dead at the moment.

Of course, Xiao San's fart was obviously not deliberately put, but because he was frightened by the robbers. He held his head and puckered his ass on the ground and waited for a while. Xiao San didn't feel the robbers coming, so the guy put down his front paws covering his head, got up and turned his head to look at the robbers.

At this time, the shocked robbers are getting up again and again, and their expression looking at Xiao San is full of fear. Although most of them don't know what the big guy is, Xiao San solved them by farting. This matter has made them realize that Xiao San is not easy to mess with.

"Ouch ~! Boss, are we going to do it again?" a robber helped the robber leader up and asked with a bitter face.

"Do something? Retreat! Retreat all!" the bandit leader is not a fool. He also realized that white Xiaohei is not easy to provoke. It would be good if the other party didn't kill them. If they don't know what to do, they would really want to die.

After the robber leader gave the order, all the robbers evacuated. Looking at the way the robbers fled in confusion, Lu zhanting and Dai Siyu couldn't help laughing with their mouths covered. How could things that should have been very nervous finally become so funny?

Little three walked back with his brain bag. There was a proud look on his big face, which was not good-looking. Obviously, this guy was very proud of his fart to scare the robbers away.

Bai Xiaohei didn't move from beginning to end. He always sat by the campfire and roasted the tenderloin. At this time, the surface of the meat had been golden yellow, and there was a hissing sound. A refreshing and attractive aroma floated from the barbecue, and the aroma made both girls swallow and spit, Lu zhanting even squatted on the other side of the barbecue, staring at the barbecue with both eyes, and even drooling at the corners of her mouth.

Glancing at Lu zhanting squatting opposite, Bai Xiaohei smiled and then asked, "why? Hungry?"

Lu zhanting nodded hard, but her eyes didn't move away from the barbecue. The expression in her eyes was really cute.

Bai Xiaohei stabbed the barbecue with his dagger. After the tip of the knife stabbed into the barbecue, a hot air came out from the inside, and then rich oil flowed out along the knife edge, and the meat in the knife edge turned a little white pink, which was obviously cooked.

After confirming that the barbecue was cooked, Bai Xiaohei smiled, then raised his hand to wipe the bell on his neck and took out several small porcelain plates. After putting the disk under the barbecue, Bai Xiaohei waved the dagger like lightning for a few times, and then several pieces of meat with moderate thickness accurately fell on the plate below.

"Wow ~! Miss Bai, you're great!" seeing that Bai Xiaohei cut the meat well, Lu zhanting finally moved her attention away from the barbecue, and then said with a small star in her eyes.

White Xiaohei smiled calmly. His expression was really handsome, but at this time, the guy said in his heart: "finally, it looks like a little through the story. It's really the king to pick up girls and be handsome!"

Unfortunately, Bai Xiaohei's idea of playing handsome didn't really attract Lu zhanting. After taking the plate, the girl's eyes returned to the barbecue on the plate again. Because she didn't have a knife and fork in her hand, the girl grabbed the barbecue on the plate directly with her hand. You know, this is the barbecue just finished. The heat is absolutely unbearable for ordinary people, So the girl screamed after her hand touched the barbecue.

"You ~! You're not young. Why are you so fluffy and hot?" Dai Siyu and Lu zhanting are completely two characters. After receiving the plate handed by Bai Xiaohei, she didn't hurry to eat like Lu zhanting, but gently blew the hot air on it. After seeing Lu zhanting hot her hand, Dai Siyu sighed helplessly, then shook her head and said.

"I'm hungry! But the barbecue smells good!" although she grinned because she was scalded, the girl's eyes were still staring at the barbecue on the plate. Obviously, the pain in her hands was not as attractive as the barbecue in front of her.

Bai Xiaohei couldn't help laughing at Lu zhanting's drooling appearance. Although this girl is not a country beater, she is also lovely. Now she shows the expression of greedy cat, which is really popular.

It was not easy to wait until the temperature on the barbecue fell down. Lu zhanting, who had just been scalded, couldn't wait to grab the barbecue with her hands again, put it into her mouth and eat it. The eating appearance was really unscrupulous. She didn't look like a lady at all.

While eating, Lu zhanting muttered that it was delicious. Because there was no knife and fork, Lu zhanting just grabbed the meat and stuffed it directly into her mouth. As a result, her face was full of oil.

Bai Xiaohei looked at Lu zhanting's eating face, shook his head and smiled bitterly. Then he also picked up the plate and wanted to eat. Although he didn't feel full when eating, he still needed to absorb certain energy from food.

Just as Bai Xiaohei had just picked up the plate, a lot of viscous liquid fell from his head and directly fell into the plate in his hand. Bai Xiaohei turned his head in surprise and looked behind him. As a result, he found that Xiao San squatted behind him, staring at the plate in Bai Xiaohei's hand with big golden eyes, Saliva was dripping down the corner of his mouth. Obviously, it was this guy's saliva that fell into the plate before.

"Shit! What do you mean? Didn't you eat a pig just now? Why did you stare at the barbecue in my hand and drool?" Bai Xiaohei almost died of anger when he saw Xiao San's appearance, and then stared and shouted.

"Ow, ow ~!" Xiao San shouted to Bai Xiaohei twice. Although Lu zhanting and Dai Siyu didn't understand, Bai Xiaohei understood. This guy told Bai Xiaohei that he wasn't full.

"Go away! Eat at the same time! Don't come back before I finish eating, or I'll beat you!" Bai Xiaohei rolled his eyes when he heard Xiaosan's words. It was a huge wild boar with a length of three meters. Except that the tenderloin was taken off by him for barbecue, almost all the rest was eaten by Xiaosan and Xiaohua. Xiaosan said he wasn't full after eating so much. This guy is definitely a bucket!

After shouting this sentence, Bai Xiaohei grabbed the roast meat and threw it away, while Xiao San ran to the ground and began to eat the roast meat that was not enough for him.

Bai Xiaohei didn't even bother to look at Xiao San. He cut off a piece of barbecue again. This time he didn't need a plate. He directly grabbed the barbecue with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he muttered: "meow, I thought there was a powerful thug, but it turned out to be a waste who can only fart except eating. It's a big loss this time!"