Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

Fishing bro has become a legend.

Their credo is:

As an angler, no matter where they go, they abide by the principle of not air force.

If you can't get herring, you can get grass carp; if you can't get grass carp, you can get carp; if you can't get carp, you can get crucian carp.

If you are still in the Air Force, you can carry cows, sheep, and dogs. If you don’t have a dog, you can touch a chicken.

If you don't have any, just pull out the radishes, pick cucumbers, and peppers...

If you don't have any of these, just get down and drink some water before leaving!

If a friend does not support fishing, they will break off the relationship. If a wife does not support fishing, she can get a divorce. If a child does not support fishing, then give it away! (From Fishing Bar, if there are similarities, it is not a coincidence)

The mad San'er in front of him is Hun'er who was hooked by a big fish, and he was dazed, thinking about fishing for big things all day long, and his wife and children didn't care.

Zhang Xibao squatted on the embankment, knowingly asked: "Brother, is there really a big cargo in this Lujiao reservoir?"

Perhaps it was because Zhang Xibao didn't laugh at himself, nor did he leave with everyone, it was rare for Crazy San'er to speak.

He lowered his voice and told Zhang Xibao: "I'm just telling you, don't tell others, this Lujiao reservoir really has a lot of goods!"

Zhang Xibao pretended to be confused with understanding in his heart, and nodded blankly: "How should I say?"

Crazy San'er lit a low-quality cigarette, and in the light blue smoke, he began to speak slowly:

That happened three years ago. Three years ago, I was fishing at this location of the Green Cape Reservoir, because the water here is deep and there is a high possibility of hiding big fish.

I made the nest, baited the hook, and cast the line in. After waiting for a while, the fish floated, and I jerked, and guess what? The hook is on!

According to the feeling in my hand, I knew that this fish must be quite big. I wanted to wrestle with it slowly, but who knew that the fishing line suddenly straightened, the air whizzed and my pole was bent at 90 degrees At a right angle, the whole person was almost dragged into the water by a fish!

I was ecstatic in my heart, big goods, must be big goods!

I stuck the pole in the seam of the bluestone slab, stabilized my body a little, then stepped on the slate with both feet, and pulled the fishing rod hard, so that my body was almost parallel to the ground.

I learned this trick when I was a child in tug-of-war. As long as you stick your feet into the ground, pull the rope, and lean your body backward, even a calf will be pulled over by you!

The best fishing rod I used at that time was tied with a polyethylene fiber fishing line, which could hold up to 500 catties conservatively. I thought that no matter how powerful the fish was, I would have to catch it!

But I miscalculated!

The fishing rod was almost pulled into two parallel folds, and the fishing line broke with a snap. I lost my center of gravity, and suddenly hit my head on the stone, and my face was covered in blood.

I didn't care about the wound on my head, so I wiped the blood casually, and hurried to the shore to have a look. Guess what I saw at this time?

Crazy San'er's fingers were burned by the burning cigarette, he shook violently, looked at Zhang Xibao with wide eyes, and said in a low voice, "That fish took a look at me!"

"I didn't see how big the fish is, but it's definitely not small. The fish's head is as big as a washbasin. Its eyes are like fists, and they are shining with a dark golden light!"

"Run away, it ran away! If my rod was as thick as it is today, and the fishing line was twisted into five strands like today, how the hell would it be able to run?!"

Crazy San'er became emotional, dancing and gesticulating to Zhang Xibao.

"I haven't been able to sleep all night since then! Why did I run away?"

Crazy Saner Wen Zou Zou said: "It's not my fault, the tool is not good!"

Maybe it was holding back for too long, after telling Zhang Xibao, Crazy San'er let out a long sigh, stared at the green water surface and said: "I must catch it!"

Zhang Xibao also sighed in his heart: This old man may not be crazy, but he is too stubborn, even more stubborn than a donkey!

The sun had completely set, and darkness enveloped the reservoir. Kuang San'er put on a mosquito-proof gauze, turned on a small lamp, and waved to Zhang Xibao: "It's getting dark, you should go home quickly!"

Zhang Xibao said quietly in the darkness: "Brother, I'll get you some bait in a while, and you can lend me some tools, and we'll work together to catch it!"

Crazy San'er snorted and said nothing, and after three seconds he asked: "Do you believe what I say, that there are big fish in the Green Cape Reservoir?"

"I believe it!" Zhang Xibao replied firmly.

Crazy San'er did not remain silent this time, but slapped his thigh suddenly: "Okay! As long as you can bring the bait that can catch this fish, I will lend you the tools, and we will work together to catch it!"

"How do you divide the catch?" Zhang Xibao went straight to the point.

Crazy San'er was a little surprised, he hadn't fished yet, and the horoscope was not written, so the young man began to think about how to divide the fish.

Kuang San'er thought for a while and replied: "If I can really catch it, I only need ten catties of meat and fish stones, and the rest is yours."

Zhang Xibao thinks it is feasible to give him ten catties of meat for such a big dragon carp, but what is a fish stone?

"What is Yushi?" Zhang Xibao asked without understanding.

"Fish rock!"

Kuang San'er stretched out his finger and gestured: "This big, round, horny bone grows on the throat bone of fish. Generally, big fish weighing more than 100 catties will grow this thing, and it can be used as a handle. !"

Baojian said that the dragon carp is full of treasures. The fish meat is delicious, and eating it is good for the human body. The scales and bones of the fish are extremely hard and can be used to refine rare treasures. The whiskers and eyes of the fish are all natural treasures.

The fish stone is probably also a treasure, but it is not as good as the above, and it is not something that Zhang Xibao is bound to acquire.

Besides, the fisherman is a man who produces people, effort, and fishing tackle, so what if you give him a fish stone.

"Can."

Zhang Xibao thought for a while, then agreed.

Fish stones are only available for big fish weighing more than 100 catties. Kuang Saner wants fish stones, probably to prove to everyone that there are really big fish in the Lujiao Reservoir, and his persistence for the past three years is correct!

"Friday will be three days later. I will come to you with bait at night. Let's meet at this place and check your fishing gear. Let's catch big fish!"

Zhang Xibao said something to the small piece of light, and the mad San'er in the darkness responded indistinctly.

Zhang Xibao started to run towards the station closest to the reservoir, and finally caught the last train.

Sitting in the bus, leaning on the chair, Zhang Xibao whispered to Chinchilla: "It seems that we have to put that black mouse on the agenda!"

"Currently available flesh and blood can only be found from this rat-shaped beast."

"Hmph, fishing dragon carp must be very interesting!"

Zhang Xibao rubbed his chin and laughed.

Squeak!

Chinchilla waved its front paws, indicating that it was ready to lead the way at any time.

Chinchilla's conscience is greatly improved!

Zhang Xibao patted Chinchilla's head.

After getting off the bus, Zhang Xibao rubbed his belly.

Hungry again...

"I'm so hungry recently. How much meat I eat will be digested in a while. Fortunately, there are Dali pills that can relieve my hunger a little bit. I wonder how the flesh and blood of dragon carp taste like?"

Zhang Xibao smacked his lips, he couldn't eat dragon carp yet, so let's order some seafood!

Let's go to Qi Dongqiang's cafeteria!

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