Cooking in the Monster Shelter

"My body has become like this, it is very difficult even to walk daily, I am afraid I can't help you anymore."

The little girl living in No. 403 was ashamed to see people. After letting Lin Lin see her appearance, she quickly retreated into the shadow outside the door. Her voice was clear, but her tone was exhausted. After sighing, she continued to say: "Sorry, I haven't had a conversation with anyone in a long time, and I don't know what to say... No matter what happens, thank you very much."

Seeing the terrifying and terrifying heads on her body increased one by one, and finally turned into a heavy hill-like weight, which made her almost unable to breathe; seeing one after another in the cycle of rebirth, one after another protagonists walked away from her with disgust. Yelling "monster, monster".

The hope that was once little left gradually turned into despair. Day after day, she felt powerless, and the cruelty in her heart became stronger and stronger.

She is unwilling to be confined to the same day in her life forever, and she is unwilling to become a tool for others to make fun of.

Therefore, even if it is against the film system that controls the world, even if it is constantly rejected within ten years, she must resist firmly and eternally.

This time... can they succeed?

The girl said goodbye to Lin Concubine soon, and walked home staggeringly with her heavy head.

Several heads looked back at her with a little curiosity and expectation. Their deformed eyes were slightly white, and they looked particularly terrifying under the white light. Concubine Lin smiled at them kindly, and the evening breeze blew her voice to the girl's ears: "For these ten years, you have worked so hard."

The moving figure stopped slightly.

She heard the people behind her say to herself in a very gentle tone: "For such a long time, in the face of everyone's rejection and incomprehension, resisting the movie with their own strength... The people in the apartment have no memory of reincarnation, maybe until they leave. Movies, they won’t know what you did."

Concubine Lin paused slightly, adding to his tone: "But at least, I have witnessed everything you have given. You are really, really amazing."

"Really."

The head on her back showed a sad expression, and she lowered her head gently, and wiped away the rush of tears with her arms: "Don't say things that make people cry so easily... You are not the protagonist of the juvenile blood comics."

Concubine Lin smiled and leaned on the door frame to look at her: "Maybe it will be done later. Movies, you still have to be puzzled to make them look good. The blind escape plot is rather boring. It's time for a change."

"Let's wait and see."

With the girl's chuckle, the door of Room 403 closed slowly. Concubine Lin hugged her arms around her chest, and her mind was full of thoughts.

According to the girl, although this movie is a pure horror and suspense film, when the plot deviates to a certain extent, the positioning of the movie will become vacillating. Thriller, comedy, love and even tears will appear from time to time, making people totally absent. Ways to predict what will happen next.

The other party solemnly told her that by that time, all apartment tenants will become more irrational than before and become veritable executioners. She must survive the turmoil if she wants to break the film imprisonment alive.

At that time Lin Yan nodded quietly, but a weird thought quietly grew in her heart—

The apartment after the plot turned into a mess sounded a lot more interesting than it is now. If given the chance, she would really like to see how the murderers would stage a greasy and crooked love story.

Well, when the film is about to end and all the mysteries will be solved, the earth is suddenly destroyed by the Trisolaris, and everything becomes meaningless debris in the science fiction universe. This ending sounds good.

She thought leisurely, and looked down at Ancho.

The shark boy should be the happiest one right now. He had already accepted the fact that he could not leave the apartment. His only wish was to let Lin Yu escape from birth safely. After hearing the truth of the incident, his heart, which had been sealed for a long time, lightly moved, beating very vividly.

Joy is like the wind that comes suddenly in the summer night, and it occupies every corner of my heart in an instant. Before the hurried smile was revealed, tears flowed out of his eyes first.

Concubine Lin squatted down beside him and wiped away tears from the bottom of An Qiao's eyes very gently. The tears that turned into jade were cold, and the boy's soft cheeks were enveloped by a layer of heat. When touched by her, he was shy and hot suddenly, turning into red peaches.

He was too thin, Lin thought, his face had almost no extra flesh, only a thin layer of skin tightly pressed against the bones, and the child was still more cuddly and cuter—

What should I do for him after I go back?

An Qiao had a strong personality, and didn't want Lin Concubine to be distracted by her own affairs, so she forced her sob back into her throat, forcing herself not to cry.

When his crying gradually weakened, Lin Lin habitually touched the boy's head: "Alright, let's go."

The moment this sentence fell, a cold wind suddenly passed behind him.

The tall black shadow was stretched very long by the light, like a sharp sword piercing the white floor. Concubine Lin guarded An Qiao behind her, and when she got up and turned her head, she saw a very familiar face—

The young man in a suit and leather shoes smiled elegantly and kindly. It was Xie Zheng who was knocked out by the middle-aged woman before.

"Come on, Sister Lin Lan!" He acted excited and enthusiastic, his eyes under the lens gleaming, "I'm ready, make me boiled pork slices soon! If you are not interested in this dish, steam it. Stir fry or even barbecue!"

Ah, this guy.

Concubine Lin covered An Qiao's ears blankly, absolutely not letting the children be broken.

The man was still talking a long story to himself, and at the same time another female voice sounded not far away: "Mother Lin, here you are!"

This deja vu voice.

Lin Yu followed the prestige and saw Xie Zhiyu panting at the end of the corridor.

The two murderers, a man and a woman, looked at each other.

Xie Zhiyu looked at his distorted madness like an idiot, and Xie Zheng looked at the blood that she had shed when she fought with a middle-aged woman before.

The two face each other, and everyone's eyes are surging.

"Compared to boiled pork slices, Thai-style charcoal grilled is better."

With such tension, Lin Lin suddenly spoke softly with a tone that only the two of them could hear. Xie Zheng was a little confused at first, but after hearing her next sentence, his face immediately changed.

"I had already thought about how to prepare the barbecue sauce, but the woman wanted to kill me. After tonight, maybe I won't be able to make you delicious dishes again." Lin Hao said in a sad and deep voice. , As if full of grief and loss, "Obviously the meat slices after charcoal grilling are crispy and soft, and all the meat can be locked in the lined texture, with the sweet and salty Thai dipping sauce, that kind of along the lines The silky feeling under a bite... It seems that you and I will never be able to try."

No one has ever wanted to discuss the cooking method of human flesh with him.

No one tried to help him think about the best way to cook him.

What's more, she was very serious, and it sounded succinctly. The description of carbon barbecue alone was enough to make Xie Zheng's mouth watering, and she looked like an expert in this way.

Xie Zheng thought, he really found a treasure.

This is no longer just a question of a plate of charcoal barbecue.

As the so-called Taohua Lake is a thousand feet deep, it is not as deep as Lin Hao to roast him.

This is a rare confidant in his life, and he deserves to be the woman he likes! Today he is going to take Lin Lin out of the siege, and then personally stage a teppanyaki roast for her. As for the woman who wants to hurt her...

give! he! dead!

Xie Zheng flexed his hands and held Lin Yu's shoulders: "Don't be afraid! No one can hurt you with me!"

The little girl next to him gave him a timid look, with a helpless look like a helpless cat, which made people unable to refuse. It seemed that she was really scared of the woman, not only was she terrified, her body was shaking too much.

He acted so confidently and with a sense of justice that he was able to shoot "Pretty Boy Warrior" that punishes evil and promotes good for the heavens. However, in the eyes of Xie Zhiyu on the other side of the corridor, it is a completely different scene.

The young man with a wicked smile with his tongue out was provocative, and he was obviously going to kill her little pet. Concubine Lin, who was holding him tightly, trembled all over, looking at her with peachy eyes, with pitiful grievances and prayers all over her face.

Thinking of the scene where Lin Concubine was struggling to protect her when facing a murderer, nameless anger raged from Xie Zhiyu's heart. Today, she is taking Lin Yu to escape from this place of right and wrong. As for the man with perverted glasses who tried to hurt her...

give! she was! dead!

"Let go of that girl!"

The cool breeze raised the woman's long black hair, and in the dim darkness, Xie Zhiyu's murderous appearance seemed like a ghost: "Otherwise, don't blame me for being polite!"

This **** must be trying to destroy him and Lin Hao at the same time!

Xie Zheng was horrified. He still put one hand on Lin Yu's shoulder to protect her, while the other hand reached into his pocket and took out a dagger, gestured before him, and sneered: "Heh! Knife and spear are merciless," If you have to do it right with me, maybe in the next second, this knife will be..."

This **** actually took Concubine Lin as a hostage! If the man in front of him is angered, the dagger in his hand is likely to be inserted into her neck!

Xie Zhiyu's heart was shocked, and the raging anger became more vigorous, and took out the small hammer hidden in his pocket: "Let's see who is acting faster and more ruthlessly!"

The two of them were not in the same dialogue channel at all. They both believed that they were the heroes who were destined to save Lin Hao, and that each other was at best an incompetent and furious toad.

The arrow is on the string and I have to send it.

At this moment Lin Yan took a deep breath and cried out with a little bit of crying: "Help!"

These three words can be said to be sincere and sincere, and can most arouse the desire for protection in the hearts of others. The killing intent in the eyes spread with the night, and both felt that she was calling for help. After silently looking at each other for three seconds, they rushed forward at the same time with the aura of someone else.

The narration is silent for a long time, like a salted fish that has lost the will to survive.

The movie system does predict the actions that many players might make, but someone like Lin Yu borrowed a knife to kill, I really never thought about it—after all, this is an escape movie with roots in Zheng Miaohong. Normal people see the villain except To cry is to run, how could murderers jealous like her concubines in the harem.

It finally knew what the film should be called.

"To our dying youth: those years played by scumbags."

[Narrator: Many years later, when Ms. Xie Zhiyu stood in front of Tianyi's apartment, she would definitely think of the distant afternoon Xie Zheng spent with her. His unruly face was like the sky is going to be late, and the hair she washed was like a flame in his heart, and the running under the bright moon that day was their lost youth. 】

【呲—Please pay attention, please pay attention! Current plot deviation index: 30%! Please—click—please deal with the unstable factors in time, otherwise it will cause the whole story to collapse! 】

Lin Yu ignored the frantic roaring noise in her ears, picked up Ancho on the side and turned around. There was a narration bombardment in her mind: [You-呲-are you sick! Why have to fight us? This is just a movie! 】

"Forcibly send people from an entire apartment into the movie, and act as a dispensable hero..." She smiled indifferently, with some vengeful cunning, "If you want to talk about wicked people, are you the ones?" "

The narrator yelled angrily, but was helpless to her because of the regulations.

Now it's all right, the plot is about to collapse, the villain ooc has become a fan of love and madness, the situation can't be worse, it has nothing to say.

The moment this thought passed through his thoughts, reality immediately slapped it, telling it that it’s okay, the situation can really be worse—

With the collapse of the plot, the malfunctioning system is like a motorcycle running wildly, causing a lot of trouble and directly overturning the film's structure and rules.

One of the rules of romantic drama: The heroine will often slip forward due to stumbling, banana peels, water stains, etc., and the hero who is standing not far away will catch it 100%.

Xie Zhiyu rushed forward murderously, failing to notice that someone had lost a banana peel under her feet. As soon as she stepped on the soles of her feet, she leaned forward uncontrollably—

Then the unbiased hit Xie Zheng, and the two fell to the ground in embarrassment.

Narrator: [You guys stop me! This is a horror movie, what are you doing! 】

Narrator: [Through a thin shirt, she can vaguely feel a man's strong chest muscles. The heat lingered between the two tightly fitting two people, a wisp of flushing rushed to Xie Zhiyu's cheeks, and when he raised his head, it happened to meet Xie Zheng's face that was as beautiful as a **** with a smile. He speaks softly, every word is like the most honest and strong coffee—]

"You are crazy, get out of here!"

"Do you think I am willing? Abnormal! Where are you touching!"

The two of them didn't agree with each other, and they fought directly on the floor, completely ignoring the presence of two more figures beside them.

The middle-aged woman walking from the corridor on the left was horrified: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?"

The middle-aged man who strode from the corridor on the right frowned, "Azheng, stop it!"

Who can stand this! I finally came out for a walk in the middle of the night with a leisurely mind. I didn't expect to see the child rolling on the ground holding another person in his arms. This is a true love action movie that makes people blindly watch.

Don't ask why they found here, and why they appeared at the same time. The misery doesn't need a reason, and it's over in misery.

The voice sounded at the same time, and the two looked at each other hastily, tears filled their eyes.

"...Xiaoshui!"

"...A Liang!"

One of the rules of misery drama: When young men and women who love each other are affectionately affectionate, they are often broken by their parents and reveal the fact that the two have a blood relationship.

"You can't be together!"

Mom and Dad said in unison: "You are the brothers and sisters of the Xie family who have been separated for many years!"

The narrator can't wait to vomit a mouthful of old blood.

It cracked.

At the same time, Dracula, whose theater is also dominated by miserable drama, sneezed tremblingly.

The two murderers were so dimmed that the sky was dimmed, and Lin Hao walked in the apartment corridor like a leisurely walk.

This apartment itself has magical powers, which can gradually deprive the residents of their sanity and turn all the people living in them into complete killing machines; now the movie has collapsed, the system has lost the ability to coordinate and control, and everyone has been imprisoned for many years of killing A torrent of thoughts flooded out, which greatly aggravated the chaos of the situation.

The hoarse shouts of the two men resounded in the aisle, and many residents who had been disturbed by their dreams pushed out the door viciously and rushed to the sound source to start a terrifying melee. Several of them saw Concubine Lin and An Qiao walking alone, with vicious and murderous intent gushing out of their eyes.

Concubine Lin had always been alert, and soon noticed that someone was following her. Once judged to be a counterattack, the movie will be sent out by the system as soon as possible, so she can't take it rashly, she can only speed up the pace and lead Ancho to move on.

One of the rules of horror films: When the protagonists run away, someone must fall due to vines, stairs, or slippery feet.

There was a faint pain in the place where he had been hit hard, An Qiao was unstable, and he staggered forward. At the same time, the figure following closely got closer and closer. When Lin Hao turned around, she was facing the big, hideous man.

They had no time to escape, the man grinned, his facial muscles crumpled. He was about to throw his fist forward, but he didn't expect the white and tender girl to stretch out her hand first and shine the phone screen in front of the man's eyes.

"Uncle," she couldn't hear anything different in her tone, "do you know the words on this?"

This stinky girl looks down on him?

The black letters close at hand were illuminated by the light of the mobile phone. The man said impatiently and irritably: "When I kill you, I'll go back to my hometown to get married — huh? What is this? You give me a little bit, don't think of any bells and whistles. s things."

The rule common to all movies and TV shows: death flag.

After this war is over, I will return to my hometown to get married.

After this final work is completed, I will definitely wash my hands.

Tomorrow is my daughter's birthday.

Don't kill me, I will give you the money.

Please take care of the cat in my house.

Almost every film and television work in which people have died will appear such words, and without exception, the characters who said these lines are all—

No, people, birth, return.

The movie system wants to restrain her with routines, but in the same way, she can also use these conventional routines to deal with the lunatics in the apartment in turn.

The man's voice could not fall, and he was suddenly interrupted by another rougher and heavier male voice: "What are you doing? They are all gathered in the corridor. Good dogs don't get in the way, get out of the way!"

"Speak up to Lao Tzu to be civilized!" The big man was furious, turned around and stared at the man with big eyes, "I'm not convinced? Come and fight!"

"You are still scolding people first! Hit and hit, who is afraid of anyone!"

Narrator: [This person's body is like a ghost like a charm, like a wind like electricity, suddenly deceived his body behind the burly man, waved his palm. That big man's backhand is a palm, intending to fight hard with him! 】

Lin Yan raised her brows: "Oh, the content of "Eight Dragon Slaughter". Do you still have ancient martial arts dramas here?"

Narrator: Gan.

It really doesn’t want to say such stupid things, but the system settings make it necessary to broadcast at any time. It’s so stupid and miserable that it can play a "Les Miserables", and I was mercilessly at this moment. Such a mockery, I want to quit my job every minute.

"Speaking of which, I want to thank you." Seeing that the narrator did not respond, she said in a very sincere tone, "There is no way to fight back in the apartment. I originally felt quite embarrassed. Thanks to you for providing such a good one. Thoughts have given me a way to live. It’s true that there is true love in the world, thank you."

Narrator: [You bastard—Bah! Bastard! Get out of here! 】

"Don't be angry, don't be angry."

Not knowing what to think of, Lin Hao sneered: "I have already thought of the way to completely mess with the apartment."

After a pause, he added sincerely: "Think about it, when this movie is over, I will disappear from your sight soon, I should be happy. Come on, smile, just smile at this time That's it."

Narrator: Get out!

The author has something to say:

It's more unity! There should be one more tonight, wait for me to go to the liver! Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks for the little angels who cast [Grenade]: 2 on the seventh day of July;

Thanks to the little angel who cast [land mine]: 1 Amo;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of 镾amI, Ye Zhimu and Mou; 7 bottles of Yuxiaoxiao; 3 bottles for the cat who loves cones;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!