Cooking in the Monster Shelter

The set of "Willow Street Chainsaw Murder".

"Huh? What did you say? The movie is about to end?"

Lingxi ate the last bite of the European blue dragon on the plate, and felt unacceptable to the fact that he was about to be forcibly sent out of this world. He pitifully softened his tone: "Sister aside, my friends and I have an appointment to go surfing tomorrow, you Just have pity on me and let me stay for a few more days."

The narrator took a breath of anger.

This movie has scared many protagonists out of their guts, and is definitely the king of horror movies. Everyone is struggling to survive, crying and crying for a narration to let them go. Only Lingxi spends money like water in Hawaii and has a lot of fun every day. Now she shamelessly asks to stay for a few more days.

What does this little boy think of movies as a charity that allows him to travel and vacation free of charge? Don't horror movies have no face? what?

【you you you! Do you still have a face left? 】

The narration didn’t come out: [Do you know how much work we spent on this three-day trip to Hawaii without crashing the system? It is because of putting all the maintenance energy on this movie that "Cracking House" completely collapsed! 】

The child scratched his head blankly, and asked it in a low voice, "The Furious Tower? My friend is there, what happened over there?"

[Don't talk! 】

The narrator cut him off sharply, with a sad tone: [Blame you all for not going to Willow Street as scheduled. The Chainsaw Murderer was already fully prepared, do you know how lonely and helpless he was during this time? Three days, three whole days! He sat pitifully beside the trap because he starved to death because he didn't catch the prey! 】

In all fairness, it has seen countless people struggling to survive in this movie, and most of them chose to escape in embarrassment. Only a few are willing to fight the murderer and fight the wits and finally realize the anti-killing.

The villain died in various ways, but every time he fought to the last moment, he died vigorously. I never expected that he would be starved to death this time, and it seemed that his IQ was not very high.

It's too miserable, it's really miserable.

The lonely and helpless murderer guarded the trap alone, sitting in the cold wind day after day, and did not leave his hometown until he died, but fell into the willow street with a chainsaw in his hand. Where is this horror movie of survival and escape? It can be renamed "Today's Statement: The Mystery of the Starvation of the Left-behind Old Man".

Lingxi responded weakly: "At least everyone who walked with me survived. The two offset each other, and there is no loss."

Narrator: [Falling! Say sorry to the murderer, **** kid! 】

The child was forced to give out the movie in the end. Frozen at the end of the film is an image of him eating a large lobster, wearing beach pants, and sitting leisurely in a beach house.

[Narrator: Here is the romantic Diamond Island. Colorful tropical food, cheerful and cool blue ocean waves, unique culture with a long history, all kinds of special services for you to experience. Extreme fun, enjoy yourself, welcome to Hawaii, your holiday destination! 】

[Narrator: Thank you for watching the Hawaiian travel trailer: "Three-Day Tour of Your Son’s Beach"! 】

Narrator: Gan.

It really turned into a tourist promotion film.

At the same time, "The Devil Prisoner's Love: The President's Stand-in Lover".

Today is the day Xie Jiayi is discharged from the hospital.

Waiting for her to be discharged from the hospital, in addition to family and friends, there are also a group of police uncles who are waiting for her.

Dracula stood at the door of the ward with a serious expression, and passed her when Xie Jiayi was escorted out of the door.

The hospital gown immediately changed to prison clothes, which was difficult for anyone to accept. The overbearing president is still overbearing even at the end, turning his head and gritted his teeth and staring at him: "Why do you want to trap me to such a degree? Are you retaliating against me not loving you enough?"

"Where is there so much love in the world, is it okay not to be too in love?"

Dracula sighed lazily, and vibrated in an irrefutable tone: "In the face of ruling the country according to the law and eradicating evil, all personal affairs will be thrown away. What's more, I don't have any feelings for you anymore. ."

As soon as this remark came out, Xie Jiayi's tears fell immediately, and her voice choked into a muffled ball: "But I love you so, so so...I admit that I once used you as a stand-in, but Lala, the more I get along with you , The more I feel that you are irreplaceable, and I have long regarded you as the only love in this life. Not to mention, I will fall into this field today, and I have the right to atone for sins."

"Let the past follow the wind, let us stop entangled with each other."

The wind by the window shed the sunlight, illuminating Dracula's angular profile. The handsome young man straightened his back and added righteously after a momentary pause: "Sorry, I'm the police... the undercover over there."

Yay! The most wanted line in the film and television drama is reached!

Narrator: [Shut up! We don't have any extra money to pay copyright fees for "Infernal Affairs"! 】

"If you wait for me to come out," Xie Jiayi wiped away her tears, her eyes flattering like a coquettish puppy, "At that time, I will change my mind and never touch illegal transactions again. I will guarantee that I will treat you well for the rest of my life. Are you together?"

In fact, it doesn't matter anymore. After all, the film has come to an end. Xie Jiayi, as a film tool person, is destined to have no future life.

But Dracula thought very seriously for a while, and then resolutely shook his head in the shocked expression of the other party: "No. I only fall in love with party members."

Xie Jiayi:...

Doctors, nurses, police uncles present:...

It is worthy of being a brave warrior who dared to stand by the domineering president, and even the way of refusing to confess is so fresh and refined.

The narrator was frustrated with anger.

The crematorium that it wanted to abuse its body and soul was gone; the broken mirror that was concerned about it was reunited with love and love, and it was hung up. The main storyline of the whole movie becomes the protagonist being victimized, reporting the crime, fighting wits and searching for evidence when undercover, and finally successfully arresting the criminal. The whole thing is done in one go, without any delay.

——But who wants to watch popular science films on the legal system for many days!

"Young man, thanks to you this time, we were able to arrest Xie Jiayi!" As soon as the director grasped his hands, he said with excitement, "Undercover for so long, it's really hard for you!"

"The director is serious." Dracula smiled indifferently, "I would never be able to hold on for so many days without your support."

Xie Jiayi was arrested and lonely from the back, and the bright sunshine illuminates the awe-inspiring cheeks of everyone present. In the harmonious scene of the police and the family, the movie finally came to an end.

[Narrator: According to Article 294 of the Criminal Law, anyone who organizes and leads a triad organization shall be sentenced to more than seven years in prison and confiscation of property. Skynet was restored, and without omission, Xie Jiayi was finally punished by the law, and the process of sweeping/destroying evil continued. 】

[Narrator: The beauty of the leaves and flowers is always there, the police and the people are happy, the police and the people are of one heart, the family is safe and the country is safe! Everyone is responsible for the construction of the legal system. Mr. Dracula’s experience tells us that we should never bow to the underworld. As long as we have the party and the country in our hearts, we will firmly follow the path of ruling the country by law and unswervingly. Any wicked person is a paper tiger! 】

[Narrator: Welcome to "Skynet: The Fall of the Overlord of Qichuan", see you next time. 】

Narrator: Gan.

It really became a legal propaganda film.

Midnight, "The Fierce House."

Concubine Lin took An Qiao up the stairs, the sound of footsteps echoing in the narrow stairs, turning into dull and ethereal echoes.

They finally came to the wide and flat roof on the top floor. When they opened the heavy iron door, they could smell the air deposited for a long time.

The dispute between Xie Zhiyu and Xie Zheng on the fourth floor awakened a lot of people and caused many residents to yell at them. The two of them were so angry that they were almost insane, and in a blink of an eye they found that Lin Concubine was missing, and at the same time they stopped moving in a daze.

"You said that little girl? Hey, hey, I ran upstairs a long time ago, and only you two are still intoxicated."

Mom Xie Zhiyu leaned in the arms of Xie Zheng's father and said shyly, "Come on, Senior A Liang, whisper to my left, sweet words to the left ear."

The two of them didn't have the time to pay attention to the twilight love that reunited in a broken mirror. They looked at each other when they heard the words, and ran upstairs eagerly.

The big brothers and sisters who were disturbed by their dreams would naturally not willingly let them go. They scolded them and climbed the stairs together behind them, just wanting to catch these two **** and give them a painful beating.

The noise filled the whole apartment, and the mighty footsteps almost awakened all the residents. People kept picking up the guy and ran in the direction where the sound came from, with full of murderous aura.

[What do you want to do? 】

Seeing that there are more and more people climbing to the top floor, the narration is really unpredictable for Lin Lin's thoughts. After pretending to be deep for a long time, he finally couldn't bear his curiosity and said: [It was already necessary to survive in the apartment Very difficult, your current approach will undoubtedly attract many villains to your side. There will be no way out at all in this way, or do you have given up struggling? 】

"I have a method that I have always wanted to try." Lin Yu listened to the crowd of people in the corridor, with a leisurely tone, "It's interesting when there are more people. I hope they won't let me down."

On the rooftop, the night was cold and windy, and the old light bulbs emitted dim yellow and dim fluorescence. Fortunately, the dark clouds on the horizon cleared, and a bright moon hung in the sky smoothly, and the moonlight and the scattered stars fell down and wet the white side of the boy beside him.

Ancho wore only one of her coats. Although the wide fabric was large enough to cover most of his body, the cold wind could easily pass through the gap.

The cold like a knife cut across his skin quietly, causing him to shiver secretly, and Lin Hao's low voice came from his ear: "It's cold, isn't it?"

"Do not--"

An Qiao didn't want her to worry about herself. As soon as she thought of denying her words, she felt her body lightened and she was lifted into the air.

Lin Hao's palm was not thick, but it was extremely warm. When she gently pressed it on the boy's thin back, a reassuring temperature was transmitted to his body through the clothes.

This temperature is like a trickle of warm current, gradually spreading along every inch of the skin, after spreading to the entire cold body, it flows into the heart warmly.

Although it wasn't the first time to be picked up, Anqiao still blushed involuntarily.

"It will probably be a little warmer."

Concubine Lin didn't know what she thought of, and laughed very briskly: "When I leave here, I will buy you a lot of clothes. You are so beautiful, you must look good no matter what you wear."

He had never heard such a straightforward compliment. He was said to have suddenly stiffened. He was at a loss for several seconds before he put his arm around her neck and whispered in Lin Hao's ear: "...Sister also very beautiful."

The boy's voice was soft and clear, because lowering the volume, it was like a cat humming in her ears.

Concubine Rao Lin was also embarrassed by these words. In order to hide his embarrassment, he raised his hand and gently rubbed the back of his head.

[What do you think? This is the time, and I put my mind on this oil bottle. 】

Although the narrator doesn’t like her deviant behavior, after all, after working together for so long, seeing Ms. Lin’s unhurried appearance, she felt anxious for her first: [If it were me, I would definitely use him as a bait to attract Firepower, to gain time to escape for yourself. 】

"So you are destined to be only a narrator, and you have no fate with the protagonist." Seeing the mighty footsteps in the corridor getting closer, Lin Yan smiled slightly, "I thought about it for a long time. This movie has gone through a bitter drama. , Youth romantic dramas, horror films, suspense films, comedies and family ethics films, almost all types of movies have been assembled. In order to make the content more substantial, some international content should be added."

globalization.

The narrator sneered: [Old beautiful action movie? Do you think you are playing "Tomb ○ Shadow" or "Resident Evil"? There is no way to fight back now, only to die. What's more, even without this restriction, you will definitely not be able to defeat the villain in the apartment on your own. 】

Concubine Lin didn't speak, and shook her head.

[Romance drama in Kimchi Country? Don't be stupid, because Xie Zhiyu and Xie Zheng will be fooled by the two idiots. You can never hook up with everyone in the apartment at the same time. 】

Lin Yan still shook her head.

The narration paused for a moment, and finally there was a panic trembling in the tone: [It is always a small movie with neon country characteristics, right? So many people are on the rooftop... if you stop me, I won’t be able to judge! 】

It was still panicking, and suddenly saw two people running wildly squeezed into the entrance of the roof, it was Xie Zheng and Xie Zhiyu.

Behind them is a more turbulent crowd.

The vast majority of the villains in this movie finally gather at this moment.

"Don't worry, no."

Lin Hui finally smiled mysteriously, opened the music player software in her phone, her eyes were full of innocuous looks: "It's an Indian movie."

Oh, it turned out to be an Indian movie.

and many more.

Indian film?

Her vision stayed on the music player of her phone, and the narration was completely stunned.

It had thought that Concubine Lin would make some weird show operations, but it never expected that the woman could come up with such a vicious trick.

The only rule of Indian cinema: Whenever Indian dance music is played, everyone will put aside all grievances and stop all matters at hand. There is only one thing that can make them burn the heat of life, that is--

dancing.

Lin Yu slightly narrowed her eyes, and slowly evoked a devilish, merciless smile: "So I said, it's interesting when there are more people."

【stop--】

The voice of the narration looked extremely pale and weak. As Lin Yu pressed the play button with her thumb, the melodious and loud singing slowly sounded, breaking the emptiness and silence in one fell swoop, and spreading to the ears of everyone present——

"Dudududududu, I play mud in the northeast, I don't have a home in Dalian! Ha!"

Narrator: Gan.

[Narrator: The music begins, and the dance begins. The beauty dance is like a lotus spin, the world has eyes and should never see it. Thousands of times went to the festival writing place, beautiful eyes flowed into the temple! Whose thrilling music disturbs the fleeting years, whose dance moves me to the chords of my heart, in the prime of this year, today is not as bright as the lotus step and the sleeves fluttering in front of me! 】

[Narrator: The ogre representative team is dancing to us now. The twisted waist symbolizes their unremitting pursuit of life, and the waving hands show their superb skills in anatomy! If they are astonishing and graceful as a dragon, no poetry can interpret their love of dance. Let us wish the ogres an excellent place in this dance fight! 】

It speaks with enthusiasm and enthusiasm. It does not seem to be a big problem to listen to these lines alone, but one thing I have to mention is that the protagonists in the narration of "Lianbu lightly move" are all 1.8 meters tall and fierce Sturdy man.

Have you ever seen the perverted murderers in the whole building gather on the rooftop to sing and dance, or do they dance the Indian dance that keeps twisting their necks and limbs?

Have you ever seen two strong, sturdy men scratching their heads in a soft-worm-like deformed dance with eyebrows and eyebrows?

Have you ever seen the villains throw their tongues out of their minds, open their arms and run into the wind like a husky?

[Alert, alert! The current plot deviation index: 90%! 】

Ignoring the endless sirens, the narrator thought irresistibly, it seemed that it really wasn't there.

At the beginning, it thought it was just an incomparably cliché escape movie; after meeting the shark, although the plot changed in the direction of healing the family, it was not a big problem; even if the Lin Yu pattern show was operated in the later stage, it was also I thought very optimistically, it doesn't matter, there is still salvation. After all, the villains haven't exerted their power yet. It's not necessarily who the last laugh is.

Until now.

The scene is completely reduced to a harmonious Indian song and dance film.

It exploded.

Seeing that the other two movies have already been broadcast, facing the scene of "The Mansion" full of apartment houses...

How do you want it to speak!

"Mr Lin!" Xie Zheng shook his head and turned his eyes, and his arms were thrown into the air. "So your name is Lin Hao, what a nice name! How about, when will our carbon barbecue plan prepare? Realize? As long as it is you, I will always be free!"

"Where did the savage come from?" Xie Zhiyu, like a small spinning top, slapped Xie Zheng while dancing. "Lin Hao will always be with me, and the man with abnormal glasses stands aside."

Concubine Lin was expressionless and even chuckled out: "Don't fight, I'm going to fight in the dance studio!"

Narrator: It understands the truth.

But why do you two speak with an Indian accent? Sounds like a super invincible thief is weird!

[Alert, alert! The current plot deviation index: 99%! Please make corrections immediately——呲——please immediately——】

"Why do you have to argue?"

In the constant sound of mechanical malfunctions in her ears, the hostess Lin covered Anqiao’s ears and said the final line in the film: "You are all my wings! Since the two are together If you can get one hundred percent happiness, then three people can cross and combine to achieve three hundred percent happiness. Isn’t it good for everyone to live together beautifully and selflessly share all of their love?”

Narrator: Click. Snapped. Bang bang bang.

It sanity emptied.

[Spice girl, Faker, the endless stream of dance music has infected every dance lover present, and the rooftop is suddenly filled with joyful air. Single-winged angels can never learn to fly. Xie Zheng and Xie Zhiyu suddenly realized that they were Lin Haoxiang's wings! 】

[Welcome to the large-scale magical suspense pure love drama-"Where is the sister of human flesh on the tip of the tongue? The third set of murderer radio gymnastics rooftop love story: the evolution of multi-winged angels"! 】

Ah ah ah what is it talking about!

At the moment when the narration ended, Lin Lin's mind came with a mechanical sound without emotion.

[Alert, alert! The current plot deviation index: 100%! The system is overloaded, and the world is likely to collapse! Baroque—please note that the world has a high probability of collapsing! 】

The mechanical noise of the narration grew louder and louder, until it turned into a deafening roar. The unbearable loud noise made the scalp numb and bursting pain came in my mind.

In the gradually dimming vision, Lin Hao saw the entire apartment falling apart, swallowed by the endless darkness around it, and it would be all gone before long.

The surrounding movie characters disappeared one by one. She endured the pain and took a deep breath, holding Ancho tighter in her arms.

Only this child was the one she wanted to catch anyway in the entire apartment.

"sister."

Seemingly aware of Lin's trembling all over, the boy straightened up and carefully reached out to her eyes: "Don't be afraid. Look, little rabbit."

This is how she coaxed An Joe.

He didn't know the uninterrupted sharp pain from the other person's head, only when she was terrified because the apartment disappeared, so he came up with such a clumsy way to comfort her.

Childish and cute.

Lin Yu reluctantly pulled out a smiling face and moved her gaze to the wall on the edge of the roof.

The boy stretched out two fingers, the shadow of the hand reflected on the wall, and it became a crude rabbit shape, probably to make her happy, and the rabbit's ears swayed slightly.

Without warning, his arm moved forward silently, and the black rabbit with long ears also moved forward slowly on the long-mottled, blood-stained white wall.

After a short hesitation, the rabbit slowly lowered his head, and kissed her on the forehead timidly.

The boy's movements were faster than a gust of wind, and lighter than a feather, and it disappeared almost in a blink of an eye. Only the touch of a dragonfly on her forehead reminded her of what had just happened.

Concubine Lin blinked her eyes in amazement, and An Qiao looked more shy than her, her pale cheeks flushed red. But he didn't escape the other person's sight for the first time, instead he tucked his lips into a slight curve, and opened his green and round eyes and said softly, "Said the little rabbit, thank you."

Lin Ma pursed her lips and smiled silently.

The building disappeared silently. When everything around was eaten away by darkness, her voice was still calm and gentle, wrapped in a light and leisurely smile: "Do you have anything you like to eat?"

The author has something to say:

What to eat for him XD

It’s the double-more unity, with the one who was late yesterday ＿(：з」∠)＿ Finally the liver came out. I’m awesome. Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

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