Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"This child, Quan, is too miserable."

"Alas, who said it wasn't true? It's fine if his parents died in the war, but why did this child have such a hard life?"

Accompanied by the noise of the crowd, Izumi Hanyu slowly opened his eyes.

After adapting to the dazzling sunlight, Izumi Hanyu found that the villagers were looking at him with concern.

"What are you doing?"

Looking at the villagers who were full of sympathy, Hanyu Izumi realized that he was in an open space next to a manure pit.

Then, a pungent odor suddenly rushed from Hanyu Izumi's nose to his brain, and at this time, all the memories of last night suddenly flooded into Hanyu Izumi's mind.

"He is not dead!"

"I'm glad you're not dead! I'm glad you're not dead!"

"Go wash it quickly!"

Seeing Hanyu Izumi open his eyes and speak, the originally sad villagers looked at Hanyu Izumi with disgust, pinching their noses and quickly fled the scene.

Watching the villagers leave him one by one, Hanyu Izumi couldn't help but feel that the world was cold and indifferent.���The most urgent thing is to take a shower. Now Izumi Hanyu can't stand the stench of shit on her body.

"System! System!"

After taking a bath several times, Hanyu Izumi finally washed away the feces odor on his body. After solving the problem of his body odor, Hanyu Izumi started calling the system non-stop.

【Hello, host. Your bloodline legend has been upgraded. You can open the attribute panel to check it yourself. 】

The system's words made Hanyu Izumi stunned. Then, an ominous premonition suddenly surged in his heart.

"I last night......Eat shit......vomit......"

Thinking back to the time before he passed out last night, he was indeed fed a large mouthful of feces. For a moment, Hanyu Izumi couldn't stop retching.

【Yes, host. This system is also very curious about the host's choice. 】

The system in my mind seemed to be anxious for the world to be in chaos, and it was madly finishing off the knife.

【Last night, the host finally chose to use feces as his bloodline legend. It can be said that this is very rare among many time travelers. However, this system believes that the host must have his own considerations for choosing this.

The system's words were like sharp blades, madly ravaging Hanyu Izumi's fragile little heart. He was about to refute the system's words, but he felt nauseous again and bent over and retched again.

After a long time, Hanyu Izumi finally felt relieved, but he still couldn't accept that his future ninjutsu was made of feces.

【Ding! Now the first task is issued to the host. Please check your attribute panel.

The system's task arrived as expected. Although Hanyu Izumi did not intend to use his unique bloodline legend, he found that he still did not have any chakra. In other words, he could only obtain his own power by completing the task.

"Open the system panel."

With Hanyu Izumi's helpless compromise, the attribute panel in his mind was displayed in front of him exactly as it was.

【Host: Izumi Hanyu】

【Bloodline Legend: The Five Grain Samsara Escape】

【Physical Skills: 0】

【Illusion: 0】

【Ninjutsu: 0】

【Chakra: 0]

Looking at the column of bloodline legend on the attribute panel, Hanyu Izumi's mouth twitched.

This dog system is really a talent!

Five Grains Samsara Escape!

Hanyu Izumi never expected this name! It seems to be quite charming, but this is a completely stinky bloodline legend!

However, as Hanyu Izumi's system, he didn't intend to pay so much attention. Seeing that the host opened the attribute panel according to his instructions, he sent the reward directly.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the first task. Now we will start sending rewards: Chakra +6. 】

After hearing the system's reward, Hanyu Izumi quickly looked at the attribute panel and found that the chakra column had really turned into 6.

This value was actually enough in the early Naruto world. You know, the famous Itachi's own chakra was only 4.

However, Hanyu Izumi still resisted his own Five Grains Samsara Escape from the bottom of his heart!

【Ding! The system has distributed all the host's exclusive ninjutsu skills to the skill tree. Please complete the task and upgrade to unlock more powerful blood-related legendary ninjutsu. 】

At this time, Hanyu Izumi found that there was a skill tree icon on his attribute panel. As the skill tree icon was clicked, Hanyu Izumi felt that he saw despair...

The ninjutsu of the skill tree is divided into 6 levels, namely: E.D.C.B.A.S has six levels, and currently I only have three E-level ninjutsu and two D-level ninjutsu.

I have to say that the system is very considerate. Whether it is the ninjutsu that Hanyu Izumi has unlocked or not, the various functions are clearly marked.

"Shit Dragon Bomb...Big Shit Ball Technique……"

When Izumi Hanyu saw these unlocked ninjutsu, his heart died. Especially for the Big Shit Ball Jutsu adapted from the Great Fireball Jutsu, you have to know that this move requires the fire attribute chakra to be ejected from the mouth! Is it really necessary to spit out a shit ball from my mouth?

When I thought of this, I felt as if I had the taste of the grain reincarnation in my mouth.……

"vomit……"

Due to psychological effects, Hanyu Izumi retched again, but the system in his mind was not going to let this poor host go.

【The main quest has been triggered! Please master the currently unlocked ninjutsu as soon as possible and successfully release it at least once.】

【If successful, a mysterious gift package will be rewarded. If failed, there will be no punishment. 】

Hearing the system in his mind urging him to practice, Hanyu Izumi was almost in tears.

In fact, the three E-level ninjutsu are the three most basic ninja techniques, namely: clone technique, transformation technique and substitute technique.

The instant body technique is okay, but what Hanyu Izumi can't accept the most is the clone technique and substitute technique. Because of his weird bloodline legend, the clone technique will emit a foul odor from the yellow and white things in the toilet after it is broken.

As for the substitute technique, it goes without saying that it must be replaced by the thing of the five grains reincarnation...

Hanyu Izumi checked his two D-level ninjutsu again, one is the instant body technique, and the other one is not serious, it is actually called the fart mist technique, and the system also gave a detailed introduction to this ninjutsu.

【Fart Mist Technique, a D-level ninjutsu, can summon a thick fart after being cast, so as to disrupt the opponent's sense of smell and part of the vision. 】

After reading this introduction, Hanyu Izumi completely understood the origin of this ninjutsu. There is no doubt that this so-called Fart Mist Technique is an advanced version of the bloodline legend of the Mist Hidden Art.

Hanyu Izumi felt uncomfortable when he thought about using this move in the future. Not to mention the effect of this move, the key is that I have a nose!

This move is completely killing 1,000 enemies and injuring 1,000 of myself!

""Fuck!"

After seeing that he could learn ninjutsu, Hanyu Izumi wanted to jump into the cesspool again.

What kind of system would produce such a thing!

In fact, Hanyu Izumi really blamed his own system a bit wrongly.

If he hadn't fallen into the cesspool, it is estimated that Hanyu Izumi would have possessed supernatural powers.

However, no matter how much he cursed, life must go on.

Although he now has chakra, his physical skills are still zero.

You know, physical skills, which are one of the three basic skills of ninjas, are also of paramount importance.

Not to mention close combat, even when chasing and escaping, having good physical skills is still the key.

Thinking of this, Hanyu Izumi cursed the injustice of his fate, pinched his nose, and began to concentrate on studying these five so-called blood-related legendary ninjutsu.……

""Flash Body Technique!"

Since Hanyu Izumi is currently practicing some very basic ninjutsu, it is not as difficult to get started as imagined.

Soon, Hanyu Izumi learned the most basic three-body technique and flash body technique, but facing the last ninjutsu, Hanyu Izumi was unable to start.

Fart Mist Technique, this is a range skill!

I remember that in the original work, when Zabuza used the Mist Hidden Technique, he perfectly covered a bridge. As a bloodline legend, Hanyu Izumi believes that the range of his Fart Mist Technique can only be wider than that of the Mist Hidden Technique!

However, he is too close to the village now, and Hanyu Izumi can't imagine what the result will be if he performs the Fart Mist Technique.

I guess... everyone in the village thought the cesspool exploded...

In fact, Hanyu Izumi now knows exactly how to release ninjutsu, but now it is close to noon, and Hanyu Izumi is really embarrassed to practice this move. And if he were to run farther away to practice, he would already be hungry and too lazy to run.

"Forget it, let's find a deserted place to practice this move after dinner."Looking at the task progress that was about to be completed on the system interface, Yuzuru Hanyu finally decided to go eat first. Besides, he was too lazy to run so far, so he would wait until the dead of night to sneak out to practice.

After all, it's better to let my friend die than to let me die!

Thinking of this, Yuzuru Hanyu took a deep breath, finally put down all his psychological burdens, and walked towards the busiest market at the foot of the mountain.