Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"Boss! I want this!"

"Well......I want this too!"

Hayu Izumi, who had been practicing ninjutsu for a long time, was feasting on the busy snack street. Anyway, he was not short of money now, so he naturally had some requirements for food.

"Young man, can you finish all that?"

The kebab seller was frightened by Hanyu Izumi's horrible eating style. The young man in front of him looked like a starving ghost. It can be said that the owner has been running the stall for nearly ten years and has never seen a young man who eats so much.

""Mm! Mm! Mm!"

With her mouth full of food, Hanyu Izumi couldn't speak at all. She could only wave her hands to indicate that she could still eat.

""Okay, okay, go slow, no one is going to snatch it from you!"

The boss looked at Hanyu Izumi in front of him with a smile, and couldn't help sighing in his heart that this young man in front of him was really a big eater. But how could he know that Hanyu Izumi had been vomiting non-stop since this morning, and now Hanyu Izumi urgently needed a lot of food to replenish his body's needs after practicing ninjutsu.���quantity

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

The originally bustling street was destroyed by the shouts. The noisy voices on the street disappeared, and only the sound of wheels remained.

Hanyu Izumi looked at the carriage passing by with a puzzled look on his face, and couldn't help but be curious about who was in the carriage. After all, the original Naruto was definitely based on Konoha Village, and the plot in front of him was undoubtedly something he had never heard of.

"Boss, who are those people in the carriage?"

Izumi Hanyu curiously observed the extremely luxurious carriage and asked the boss beside him,"Are they the daimyo of Wave Country?"

"No."

The boss also looked at the luxurious carriage, and whispered with envy:"They are the ninjas of the Land of Water. These people are the distinguished guests of the Daimyo of the Land of Waves. If it weren't for them guarding the Land of Waves, the Land of Waves would have become the territory of other big countries long ago."

After hearing what the boss said, Hanyu Izumi couldn't help but feel very confused. Ninjas of the Land of Water?

If I remember correctly, at this time, the Hidden Mist Village in the Land of Water seems to be in the Blood Mist Era, right?

In the Blood Mist Era of the Hidden Mist Village, where did so many ninjas come from and have the leisure to guard the safety of other countries. Judging from the situation, these people are probably defectors, but the Hidden Mist Village has no time to deal with them now.

Thinking of this, Hanyu Izumi touched his bloated stomach and burped with satisfaction.

"belch......"

The originally quiet streets were completely broken by Hanyu Izumi's burp. Passersby and guards on the carriage all looked in Hanyu Izumi's direction.

""Hmm?"

Hanyu Izumi saw that everyone was looking at him, and he scratched his head in embarrassment. In fact, he himself did not expect that his burps would be so loud.

After a moment of silence, the guard on the carriage showed a dissatisfied look on his face and waved his hand towards Hanyu Izumi.

"How dare he disrespect the ninja masters? Arrest him!"

Following the guard's order, several other soldiers beside the carriage quickly pushed aside the crowd in front of them and walked towards the location where Hanyu Izumi was.

"No way? I can't even burp?"

Hanyu Izumi never expected that he would bring disaster upon himself because of a burp. Looking at the soldiers who were getting closer and closer to him, Hanyu Izumi thought about his physical skills that had a value of 0, and finally decided to run away first.

Then, Hanyu Izumi began to move his feet slowly, retreating slowly step by step.

However, Hanyu Izumi's little action seemed to the guards on the carriage like a teacher looking at students in the classroom. The guard shouted angrily,"That kid wants to run, don't let him run!"

"Damn! Is it necessary?"

Yunyu Izumi was frightened by the guard's scolding, and immediately ran back. The soldiers who were slowly approaching him saw that Yuyu Izumi was running away, so they also quickened their pace and rushed towards Yuyu Izumi.

"Don't go!"

"Stop!"

Hanyu Izumi listened to the shouts of the soldiers behind him and quickly increased his speed again. At this time, he recalled several ninjutsu he had practiced in the morning.

"Let's give it a try!"

I saw Hanyu Izumi running while slowly forming seals with his hands.

""Doppelganger Technique!"

Along with a puff of smoke, ten figures instantly appeared around him, fleeing in different directions.

"Oh no! That guy is a ninja! He must be a spy from another country!"

The soldiers who were chasing saw Hanyu Izumi suddenly use the clone technique and hurriedly stopped chasing.

Although they were soldiers, they still didn't have the courage to chase the ninja. Several people looked at each other, and then a soldier hurriedly ran to the carriage and reported the situation of the ninja to the guards on the carriage.

"Ninja masters, we need your help this time."

After hearing what the soldier said, the guards reported the sudden situation to the carriage.

"Oh? Are there ninjas from the enemy country in the Land of Waves?"

"Yes, sir, please take action to capture him, and our daimyo will definitely give you a generous reward!"

The people in the carriage were silent for a while, and finally said:"Okay, then the two brothers will take action once!"

After that, the two ninjas in the carriage suddenly turned into smoke and disappeared in the carriage.......

At this time, Izumi Hanyu not only used the clone technique, but also used the transformation technique to change his appearance and blend into the crowd. However, Izumi Hanyu could never have imagined that his burp would actually attract the ninja to chase him.

""Fuck, this country of waves is really amazing. Can't even burp?"

Hanyu Izumi walked on the road while cursing the guard on the carriage. In fact, Hanyu Izumi has completely gotten rid of the guilt he had just felt. After all, once he used the transformation technique, he didn't have to worry about being recognized by others.

However, Hanyu Izumi never expected that the two ninjas on the carriage had already started looking for his traces, and he never thought that the two ninjas on the carriage were both perception-type ninjas.

In this way, Hanyu Izumi returned to his village cursing. Recalling the scene just now, Hanyu Izumi no longer had any worries.

In this world, only strong strength is the kingly way!

What's wrong with shit escape?

Who said that shit can't be used to kill people?

This is still my unique skill!

Hanyu Izumi, who figured this out, finally decided to abandon all distractions and practice his own five grain reincarnation escape according to the system. Although this is indeed very disgusting, at least you can protect yourself at the critical moment, right?

"Then hurry up and practice the fart mist technique!"

Yunyu Izumi silently encouraged himself in his heart, and then found a place where no one was around and released his transformation technique.

However, the next second, a deep voice came from Hanyu Izumi's ear.

"Sure enough, our perception was correct, it was indeed this guy."

Izumi Hanyu was startled by the sudden sound and quickly looked in the direction of the sound, only to see two ninjas in the uniforms of the Hidden Mist Village looking at him with a joking look on their faces.

""What the hell? How did you find me?"

Hanyu Izumi really didn't expect that the ninja on the carriage would come after him.

Seeing Hanyu Izumi's horrified face, the two Kirigakure ninjas standing on the tree became even more proud.

In fact, the two of them were just Chunin from the Kirigakure Village, and they were actually unsure about coming to chase Hanyu Izumi. But now seeing Hanyu Izumi's reaction, it was completely confirmed that the man in front of them was just a rookie who had just started.

"Hehehe, kid."

One of the Mist Ninjas slowly pulled out his ninja sword from behind and said with a smile,"You didn't expect that? We brothers are both perception-type ninjas. It's easy for us to track you, a person with chakra fluctuations, in the Land of Waves, which is full of ordinary people."

"Actually, kid, although I know that there is chakra fluctuation in your body, we also know that you are just a rookie who has not been introduced yet, and you are not a spy of the enemy country at all."

Hearing the words of another Kirigakure ninja, Hanyu Izumi was about to beg the other party to let him go, but the Kirigakure ninja changed the subject and said:"However, it is really bad luck for you to meet us. After all, the guard just said that as long as you are caught, the daimyo will reward you greatly. So although we know that you are wronged, it would be a bastard not to make money, right?" When

Hanyu Izumi heard the other party asking for money, he quickly took out 10 taels of gold from the system space and said:"Two brothers, I have money on me. You can use this money to buy my life. Do you think it's okay?"

Seeing that the rookie in front of them actually took out 10 taels of gold casually, the eyes of the two brothers lit up all of a sudden.

"I didn’t realize you’re actually a rich man! But 10 taels of gold seems to be not enough to bribe us."

Of course, Izumi Hanyu knew that the other party was trying to trick him, so he pretended to be sad and begged,"Two brothers, this is all my belongings. Can you please show some mercy and let me live?" However

, Hanyu Izumi’s show of weakness did not help him resolve the crisis. The two brothers from the Hidden Mist Village saw the gold in Hanyu Izumi’s hand and laughed,"Boy, have you ever thought that if we kill you, the money in your hand will also be ours, and we can take your head back in exchange for a reward."

After that, the ninja who had drawn his sword slowly approached Hanyu Izumi, ready to kill him directly

"Damn it! Let's fight!"

Looking at the Kirigakure ninja slowly approaching, Hanyu Izumi quickly formed seals with both hands.

""Instant Body Technique!"

The next second, Hanyu Izumi turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared directly in front of the Kirigakure Ninja.

"Don't be afraid, he can't run away!"

When the two ninjas saw Hanyu Izumi disappear, they did not rush to chase him. Instead, they formed seals with their hands and performed perception ninjutsu, trying to find the location where Hanyu Izumi was hiding.

"Damn it, I don't have any attack ninjutsu at all!"

Hidden in the distance, Hanyu Izumi looked at the two brothers who had already started looking for him, and felt sad. He knew that soon the two Mist Ninjas would be able to sense his current location and chase him again.

"What should I do? What should I do?"

At this time, Hanyu Izumi was extremely anxious. After thinking it over again and again, he finally decided to give it a try.

"Success or failure depends on you!"

Izumi Hanyu formed seals with both hands again and said:"Fart Mist Technique!"

Although it was the first time for Izumi Hanyu to perform this ninjutsu, since the difficulty of this ninjutsu was D-level, it was not too difficult to release it directly.

As the ninjutsu was launched, a feces-yellow mist instantly enveloped the entire mountain, followed by a strong and pungent smell of feces.

"What is this?"

The shit-yellow mist attracted the attention of the two Mist Ninjas as soon as it appeared. They looked around hurriedly, but found that the visibility around them had become very blurry.

"Oh my god, what is this smell!"

As a strong stench of feces penetrated into their nostrils along with the thin air, the pungent smell instantly exploded in their brains.

"What kind of ninjutsu is this?!"

At this time, the Kirigakure duo was no longer in shock and hurriedly ran in the direction they came from.

However, they were surprised to find that their heads were dizzy and their bodies were weak.

"This fog is poisonous!"

Not far away, Izumi Hanyu was so shocked that he could not speak when he saw that he had created such a large area of shit fog. Although his nose did smell the pungent smell, his body was not affected like theirs.

In the end, the two of them finally escaped from the shit-yellow fog and fell to the ground one after another.......