Crazy Wild Little Farmer

Er Gou picked up the coin hanging in front of the Hun and looked at it again and again. It seemed that the dragon and phoenix patterns on it were clearer than when they were just dug up, and the whole coin was also brighter. Under the gray light, it was shining.

Get such a baby, two dogs can not help but some elated, in a good mood to eat.

After dinner, er Gou went to Wang Xiangmei's house. On the way, he often touched the coins in front of Hun with his hand. Now this is his personal treasure. With them, he has a lot of courage.

It's very dark at night. Two dogs walk all the way and cause several dogs barking in the village. But two dogs don't care. Now they are the people who are cared by the Dragon brother and the Phoenix sister. Are they afraid of the dogs?

Two dogs are elated, suddenly from the dark out of two shadows, the speed is very fast.

"Ah..."

Two dogs screamed, and they were bitten by two dogs at the same time.

The two black dogs were so excited that they ran away. It seemed that biting the two black dogs was the happiest thing for them. They were running and barking wildly at the same time.

"Ouch, ouch..." two dogs touched the bloody fart drum bitten by the dog and walked to Wang Xiangmei's house.

It's very close to Xiangmei's home. It's too far to go back, so Er Gou plans to go to Xiangmei's home to wash the wound. I don't know if those two dogs were crazy just now. They jumped at me and bit themselves at the same time. It seems that their names need to be changed. Even mad dogs have two names at once.

"Dong Dong..."

At the door of Wang Xiangmei's house, two dogs knocked on the door.

"Who?" Inside came the sound of Xiangmei's fear.

"It's me!"

"Who are you?"

"I'm the second dog!"

It was quiet for a while, and then came the sound of a woman walking. She didn't turn on the light and opened the door with a "squeak".

See two dogs, Wang Xiangmei immediately a live him, force two dogs into the house, and then insert the door from inside.

"You dead man, why did you come to see me so long?"

Wang Xiangmei slapped two dogs on the fart drum.

"Ah..." the two dogs howled like pigs.

Wang Xiangmei slapped Wang Xiangmei in the place where she was bitten by the dog just now. The two dogs were in tears and covered their farts on Wang Xiangmei's couch.

"What's the matter, er Gou? What's the matter with you?"

See two dogs pain lying on the couch, Wang Xiangmei quickly hold his shoulder asked up.

"Fart drum, my fart drum..."

"What happened to the fart drum?"

"Pain..."

"Don't scare me. Just hit me. Does it hurt that much?"

Wang Xiangmei quickly opened the dog's hand and found that his palm was full of bright red blood“ Er Gou, what's the matter? How is it bleeding? " Wang Xiangmei was scared to death, thinking that she was slapped and bleeding.

"Sister in law, I, my fart drum, was bitten by a dog just now. It hurts..."

"Ah... Bitten by a dog, why is there blood on both sides?" Wang Xiangmei opened the hand of the two dogs and saw that the fart drums on both sides of the two dogs were bloody. She felt a little strange.

"Two dogs, it's two dogs biting my fart drum at the same time..." on Tuesday, the dog patted the couch hard, looking miserable.

"Puchi..."

Hearing this, Wang Xiangmei couldn't help laughing.

"You still laugh. I'm so sore that I don't want to wipe it..."

"Oh..." Wang Xiangmei quickly stood up and went to the stove to get hot water. Two dogs lie on the couch and continue to grin, "ouch, ouch..." straight shout.

It was miserable enough to have been bitten by a dog. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, he was patted by Wang Xiangmei. Er Gou was so tragic that he felt very happy and sad.

Wang Xiangmei brought a basin of hot water and put it on the wooden stool next to her.

"Er Gou, how do you wipe this?"

"Oh, you girl, how to wipe? Don't you know that you haven't wiped the fart drum for a man. Of course, you took off your pants to wipe it!" Two bullshit drum pain, talk to also some ugly.

"I just haven't cleaned my fart drum for a man. What's the matter?"

Hearing Er Gou's words, Wang Xiangmei was also a little angry. She threw the towel in her hand into the basin, and then sat down to wipe her tears.

Hearing that Wang Xiangmei was crying, Ergou realized that his words had gone too far. He didn't care about the pain and moved to Wang Xiangmei's side“ Don't be angry, sister-in-law. I'm wrong. I'm really wrong. I was confused just now. Don't be angry! " Two dogs coax the woman, big hand side in Wang Xiangmei's back stroking mold comfort her.

"Ignore you!"

Wang Xiangmei opened the dog's hand and turned her head to the other side.

"Well behaved, don't cry, you see, my fart drum has been bitten by the dog, my sister-in-law has pity on the second dog!"

"Puchi..."

Wang Xiangmei began to laugh. Seeing the appearance of Er Gou, she was angry and funny.

"Come on, woman, wipe the fart drum for me, and teach you how to wipe the fart drum for others!"

After hearing Wang Xiangmei smile, er Gou deliberately put on an old man's posture to continue teasing Wang Xiangmei, a lovely and rich woman.

"Ah..." as soon as the two dogs finished speaking, they were twisted by Wang Xiangmei.

"Isn't it bad?" Wang Xiangmei twist the man's big fade, and raised her hand, posturing to pat two dogs fart drum.

"Spare my life, spare my life, aunt, spare my life..." two dogs are half really afraid, half deliberately pretending to be poor.

"Who is your aunt?"

This time, Wang Xiangmei didn't really fight. She didn't want to fight. Instead, she gently stretched out her little hand and helped Er Gou untie the library belt and pushed it down slowly.

"Oh, sister-in-law, slow down, slow down, with meat, pain..." the broken cloth of the trousers was bitten into the wound, and the two dogs frowned and cried.

"The big man, this pain cries father to shout Niang, like what words?" Wang Xiangmei Jiao was angry and pulled down Er Gou's trousers.

"Er Gou, you, you, why don't you wear underpants..."

Pull down the pants, Wang Xiangmei found that the situation is not right, red face said a word.

"Well, this, this is not for your convenience!"

"Dead stream!"

Wang Xiangmei scolded and covered it with a wet towel. A warm feeling instantly spread all over Er Gou's fart drum, and the wound also felt itchy.

Wang Xiangmei carefully helps two dogs wipe the wound, two dogs lie on the couch, enjoy straight "hum".

"Er Gou, are you better?"

"It's better, but it's not enough, sister-in-law, you can continue..." I feel pretty good. The warm towel and Wang Xiangmei's little hand make Er Gou a little intoxicated.

But Wang Xiangmei doesn't go on any more. The wound has been wiped clean by her. I'm afraid his two dogs' fart drum has never been so clean, and she's not satisfied.

Wang Xiangmei turned to get a bottle of things, and then turned back.