Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 002

Bai Yi used his computer to log in to the APP he developed.

“You ask me to answer?”

“What the hell name?”

Bai Yi was speechless to look at the name of the APP.

With this name alone, you can basically judge coolness.

“At the very least, if you call a “Prize Q&A”, you can also trick some users into downloading it!”

“And the advertisements are overwhelmed, haven’t you learned it?”

Bai Yi complained in his heart.

Click on the app.

No denial.

The APP is still doing well.

The interface is meticulously done.

The distinction is also clear.

At present, the APP is divided into two major sections.

Discussion board.

Q&A area.

The discussion area is ancient and modern, rich stars, gossip scandals, sports and e-sports, etc., can be concentrated in this area.

However, because the number of APP users is not enough for 10,000, the discussion area is so sporadic topics.

This is followed by the Q&A section.

There are quite a few topics in the Q&A area.

Bai Yi looked at one question after another.

Why do meteorites hit craters accurately? 》

Is infertility inherited? 》

“If you had two pills, one that could bring you back to a year old with memories, and one that could get you to be 45 years old and have a hundred million dollar knife, what would you choose?” 》

“People can’t see air, can fish see water?” 》

“Why are those who study law called lawyers, not masters?” 》

《Why is the place where you drink alcohol called a nightclub, and the place where you spend the night is called a hotel?” 》

“Wandering desert island, can you choose three of the following ten items, how do you choose?” 》

《Sleeping pills and laxatives taken together, will they pull the bed?” 》

……

Bai Yi mouse kept sliding.

The left hand clenched his fist unconsciously.

“This is really difficult for the employees of the company!”

“Everyone is an honest person, how can there be such an improper problem!”

Bai Yi smiled bitterly.

At the beginning of the company’s operation, there were very few users on the APP, and there was no way to become the same as in the previous life, where users answered users’ questions.

Bai Yi hires employees, in addition to maintaining the software website, but also responds part-time to users’ questions on the APP.

Can.

What kind of sand sculpture problem is this.

If it is a normal medical treatment, computer assembly, car violations, etc., employees can also check it.

And in the face of these sand sculpture problems.

In this world, there is no such thing as forced calls and jokes.

Employees simply couldn’t do anything.

Lan Xin leaned over with her head, “Actually, the questions asked by these old thrombes are easy to make people suffer from cerebral hemorrhages.” ”

“……”

Bai Yi looked at Lan Xin, this girl was really humorous.

But it does make some sense.

There is no such thing as software in this world, and these problems are really difficult.

Bai Yi moved the mouse and continued to tour for a while.

He found that the predecessor still had a certain vision.

This software does catch fire, but it requires a lot of investment.

Moreover, the money is too slow.

Bai Yixin said.

He thought for a while and decided to put down the software first and think of some ways to make quick money.

After all, employees still have arrears of wages.

The company’s rent is about to be paid.

Just when Bai Yi made his decision.

“Ding~ system loading complete.”

“Match the host!”

An electronic sound sounded in Bai Yi’s mind.

Bai Yi was stunned.

“The joy system is on!”

“Host development APP detected, binding successful!”

A panel appeared in Bai Yi’s mind.

Joy system

Host: Bai Yi

Current Gain Joy Value: 0

Current Open Occupation: None

Current number of inspirations: 0

The panel is simple.

Bai Yi was a little cloudy.

But soon.

A lot of information poured into Bai Yi’s mind.

“Joy points can be obtained by bringing people joy, shock and other emotions!”

“Joy Value can enter the exchange mall and exchange for items such as gold black technology!”

“Career opening, as long as I answer the question of the nature of the APP user’s profession and get recognition, I can open the corresponding career!”

“Inspire the number of people, I need to make the users of the APP change, become humorous, positive energy!”

“As long as I inspire others, I get a special reward!”

Bai Yi pondered.

Lan Xin on the side looked at Bai Yi dumbfounded.

Mistakenly thought that the boss was also angry with these cerebral thrombosis problems.

Gently pushed Bai Yi.

“Bai Yi, don’t be angry with yourself.”

“We’re going to change lines anyway.”

“Ignore these cerebral thrombosis.”

Lan Xin comforted.

Bai Yi came back to his senses, he had figured out the system.

Plainly.