Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

“It’s called… ‘Duan You’.”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

It is a tribute to a past life.

Although the name is really general.

“Duan You?”

What a damn name.

Lan Xin complained inwardly.

She now thinks more and more that Bai Yi is crazy.

Too much pressure.

Hypothesis arises.

Bai Yi casually explained: “It doesn’t matter if the name is good or bad, the important thing is the content!” ”

He also complained about the “You Ask Me and Answer” from his predecessor just now.

Now I have such a name myself.

But Bai Yi was not ashamed at all.

The system is bound to mean that he has money.

As long as there is money, it doesn’t matter if the name is good or bad!

Lan Xin rolled her eyes as she listened to Bai Yi’s words.

“Content, questions about these cerebral thrombosis!”

Lanxin complained.

“From now on, they are not cerebral thrombosis, but our wealth!”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

Lan Xin stopped talking.

Liubai Yi smirked at the computer screen alone.

She went outside and pulled out her phone.

“Weiwei, Bai Yi seems to be crazy!”

“Really! He is now giggling at those cerebral thrombosis problems! ”

……

Bai Yi clicked on the registration center of the APP.

Registered users.

Named “Duan You No. 001”.

Then, Bai Yi turned to look at the sand sculpture problem.

“There is a pony buckle to accompany the chat.”

“Existing Baiyi online answers!”

Bai Yi felt that in the early days of his business, he played the role of a user of the platform and answered questions to other users, and there was nothing wrong with it!

The first sand sculpture problem that catches your eye.

Why do meteorites hit craters accurately? 》

Bai Yi clicked in.

A dozen people commented.

“Silly X! You have a cerebral hemorrhage! ”

“You managed to make me laugh!”

“Hahahaha~”

……

“Meteorites fall to the blue star, because the speed is too fast, the heat generated is extremely high, the power is huge, evaporating water and soil….

So, the meteorite entered the blue star and smashed out of the crater…”

Bai Yi saw a serious answer.

Don’t think, this honest person must be his own employee pretending to be a user.

It’s really hard for the employees.

Bai Yi smiled.

Post typing under the question.

“According to the landlord’s question, I felt it.”

“May I ask the landlord, ten years of cerebral thrombosis is a few years of cerebral thrombosis?”

Publication complete.

Bai Yi moved on to the next question.

Is infertility inherited? 》

Bai Yi clicked.

The comment is about the same as the comment on the previous question.

There is also a serious answer.

“Common causes of infertility, including some ovarian factors, fallopian tube factors…

So now, for patients with family genetic diseases, a certain prenatal diagnosis is required, and…”

Really suffered the child.

Bai Yi sighed, the employees are really honest people.

Bai Yi gave his opinion and typed: “Whether this will be inherited or not, mainly depends on Brother Wang next door.” ”

Third question.

“Wandering desert island, can you choose three of the following ten items, how do you choose?” 》

Because someone just replied.

Directly appeared in the front.

Bai Yi clicked in.

Wandering on a desert island, ten options.

1. A beautiful woman who obeys orders.

2. Half a ton of canned food of various flavors.

3. Two trucks of mineral water with a long shelf life.

4. Five lighters with unlimited gasoline.

5. A thatched hut with a large bed.

6. A well-trained bodyguard

7、……

……

Bai Yi found this kind of problem, and it seems that many users are willing to choose.

“I choose 1, 2, 3! Don’t worry about eating and drinking, and beautiful babysitters! ”

“What if you encounter a beast? I choose 1, 6, 10! ”

“Women will only be a burden! I choose…”

“It’s so hard to choose! I want beautiful women, I want bodyguards, and I want food! ”

“But people only let you choose three! I think it’s still bodyguards, beautiful women, water sources. ”

“Looking at the wilderness survival, I think I should choose 8, a box of various daily necessities, to avoid tooth necrosis, skin…”

“I pick 1…”

……

Bai Yi looked at the comment.

I think the users are really in the second.

Since it is so difficult to choose.

So!

Let me give you a cracked version!

Bai Yi smiled and started typing.

“Everyone come to me to choose, I have prepared a cracked version for everyone!”

“Wandering on a desert island, you can choose ten of the following ten items and take them with you and enter the desert island together!”

“Ten! Choose from ten! ”

1. A beautiful woman who obeys orders.

2. Half a ton of canned food of various flavors.

3. Two trucks of mineral water with a long shelf life.

4. Five lighters with unlimited gasoline.

5. A thatched hut with a large bed.

6. A well-trained bodyguard

7……

“You can choose from ten, please enter your choice in the comments below!”

“Don’t ask why I can choose ten, because there are no middlemen.”

“Come and choose!”

Bai Yi released the cracked version.

A few seconds later.

APP messages have a red dot.

Bai Yi clicked, “I am a male rose” to give your “cracked version” review a thumbs up.

“Cracked version! Hahaha! It’s so funny! ”

A comment is replied under Bai Yi’s comment.

“Ding~Detected host brings joy to people, joy value +10!”

“Ding~Detected host brings joy to people, joy value +10!”

“Ding…”

A series of system prompts appear in the system log.

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