Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 103 Half-year leave. One!!

The post already has a divine commentary.

Very simple answer.

On the first floor, my heart hurts, God commented.

“Because it won’t.”

Second floor: “Discussion as you can only see that everyone has different concepts, discussion of mathematics can see that everyone has different IQs.” ”

The third floor: “The composition topic, high and low can shout two sentences, mathematics, physics and chemistry is really incomprehensible.” ”

Fourth floor: “Man and machine can do everything, except mathematics, physics and chemistry.” ”

Fifth floor: “Composition will not be able to copy reading comprehension, mathematics will not only be written a solution.” ”

Sixth floor: “People’s hearts are too impetuous, and the topic is too high-end!” ”

Seventh floor: “Science in any case, in the end there will only be one answer, liberal arts is different, a thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets.” ”

Eighth floor: “…”

Bai Yi looked at it, and couldn’t think of anything to say. Continue to swipe.

“Idle is also idle, put a photo of your best look, fancy directly online matching.” 》

Bai Yi clicked in with some curiosity.

He just wanted to know what level of appearance Duan You’s beings were.

I’m just a little dumbfounded: “[picture] [picture] [picture]. ”

My sister Zhou, come to the line: “[picture] [picture]. ”

Duan You No. 004: “[Image]”

99 Duan You: “[Image]”

Strong girl: “[Image]”

I love 001: “[Image]”

No 193 days with you: “[picture]”

Bai Yi simply looked at it and saw a few acquaintances.

One of them turned out to be Xu Xuan, who usually looked very capable and unfeminine.

“Sure enough, girls can’t escape the problem of liking to take pictures.”

Bai Yi complained.

Typing, commenting.

Duan You No. 001: “The following is the release of the photos of fraudsters, please pay attention to all departments.”

End reply.

Bai Yi also looked at the follow-up comment and directly quit the post.

《With such a big engineering vehicle, four wheels should be able to buy an Audi A8!” 》

A video playback.

It is a large heavy engineering vehicle.

The two wheels in front are two meters high in diameter and are wrapped in thick snow chains. The four wheels in the back are five meters high in diameter and are also wrapped in thick snow chains. Bai Yi clicked in.

Two of the divine commentaries have appeared.

On the first floor, Party A is really a dog, God comment!

“No, it’s four Audis changing one tire.”

On the second floor, I don’t drive the excavator, God comment!

“Zoomlion, with a total weight of 800 tons, a quotation of 30 million, and a tire fraud of 1.6 million in the back… In the industrial field, luxury cars are nothing at all! ”

Third floor: “Agree with the second floor, working on the construction site, just one excavator, ninety can not slip!” ”

Fourth floor: “Triangle tires, when our factory made them, one was about 600,000, and we could only build one a day, oh, that would be 11 years.” ”

Fifth floor: “Be confident, a minecart smaller than a video engineering truck, a Michelin forum 600,000, not to mention this in the video.” ”

Sixth floor: “The luxury car is really just a background board in front of heavy industry!” ”

Seventh floor: “Audi: Why don’t you brag and don’t take me with you!” ”

Eighth floor: “This car looks exciting, if a zombie crisis breaks out, driving this kind of car part-time is perfect!” ”

Ninth floor: “When I saw the engineering vehicle, I thought of the muck car, one of the three hooligans, which is really unqualified!” ”

Tenth floor: “…..”

Bai Yi looked at the post with interest.

It was also the first time he knew that the price of heavy industry was so exaggerated. Continue the tour.

“Duan friends, my girlfriend is a small book person, am I a traitor myself?” 【Tears】》

Bai Yi clicked into the post.

First floor: “You have to hold on a little longer when you bite your teeth!” ”

Second floor: “Truly patriotic people, even if they are…, will defend in the face of great right and wrong… – Komsoq.” ”

Third floor: “This must not be revenge every day!” ”

Fourth floor: “If you hand it over, it doesn’t count.” ”

Fifth floor: “Accept import, refuse export, I am a double standard.” ”

Sixth floor: “Come on! Agree with the first floor! ”

Seventh floor: “I want to give a thumbs up to the fourth floor, but I’m worried about being scolded.” Never mind. ”

Eighth floor: “If you get married, I hope to educate the next generation, recognize history, remember history, and not forget national shame.” ”

Ninth floor: “Fast forward to Jinfu.” ”

Tenth floor: “Love has no nationality, but people have nationality, and they can’t forget who they are.” ”

Eleventh floor: “…”

Bai Yi took a general look.

Nothing to say, exit the post.

“What are some extremely funny things you did when you were a child, let’s share them.” 1st floor, paragraph 666, divine commentary.

“My friend did have a very happy thing, how happy it is, everyone watch the video I dedicatedly made! Video title: “Rooster, laxative, bathhouse, half a year off. 》”

Bai Yi clicked into the video released by No. 666. The animation begins.

“When I was a child, there were several big roosters in the family, especially big, especially fierce, as soon as there was a fight, all the hairs on the neck stood up, pecked when they saw people, saw who pecked whom, did not serve anyone, especially fierce!”

“That day! I took advantage of my parents’ absence, I fought with them for half an hour, I was fully armed, carrying a stick, still being pecked by the ghost crying wolf howl, being chased chicken flying dog jumping. ”

“Their mouths are so sharp, their clothes are pecked at me, I beat and cry, and I hate them in my heart!”

“If it weren’t for my dad treating them as treasures, I’d really want to burn the chicken pen three times with one fire.”

“I went under the crack of the stone and took out my pocket money, and went to the health center to find my grandfather to buy laxatives… I said to my uncle that my father was constipated in the past two days, and the uncle didn’t ask anything else, and gave it to me directly! ”

“The laxative in the past, that strength, it’s really enough!”

“Running all the way home, I took the three pills that my grandpa prescribed for me, found a jar for pounding garlic at home, pounded the tablets, and then washed them with water.”

“I was afraid that the chicken would not drink it, so I put a lot of white sugar in it… Looking at the yellow liquid, the corners of my mouth hooked a sneer… Tell you to peck me, and I will pull you to death! ”

“I carried the bowl, and when I went to the yard, the chickens fluttered again, and I screamed with one hand, and cursed in my mouth: Made, see that you are tired, give you some water to drink, and peck me, you have no conscience.”

“With that, I poured all the yellow liquid in the bowl into the sink.”

“At this time, my childhood goddess Huihui showed her head at the door and called me: Xiaolai, Xiaolai… Let’s go, let’s play. ”

“You must know that at that time, Huihui was simply the sun in my heart, and her words made my soul disappear… I threw down the bowl, with a big snot, hurriedly ran over and took her hand, and the two of them went to her house together to play with the family…”

“Good times are always short, and it’s time for lunch.”

“When I got home, I came right away and said: I’m crazy again, hurry up and do some work, pound the garlic, and your father will bring someone to the house for dinner later…”

“I answered, washed the dishes, put the garlic in the jar and pounded, thinking about my little sun Huihui.”

“As a result, when the garlic was pounded, the garlic changed color, and I suddenly remembered that there were still a lot of laxative residues in this garlic jar…”

ps: Those who know this story can skip it directly, those who don’t know, if they are uncomfortable, they can also skip directly.

I wrote it just because this terrier is too classic, after many years, I was asked about the funniest story, and I always couldn’t help but mention “Rooster, laxative, bathhouse, half a year off.”