Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 104 Half-year leave. Finish!!

“Looking at the garlic paste that has changed color, I want to throw it out, but I am afraid of being scolded…”

“No way, I simply added soy sauce to it… These are good, the gray ones are not slippery, it should be fine…”

“During the dinner, the father and the four brothers pushed the cup to change the cup, and they were happy, and there was nothing left over from the garlic juice…”

“After the brothers are full of wine and food, daddy waved his hand and left! Take a bath! ”

“In the past bathhouse, there was a big boiler outside, and inside the door was a bath, and the women washed at six o’clock in the morning and ten o’clock, and the men washed from one to five o’clock in the afternoon…”

“My dad was a few drunk strippers and undressed, the pool was steaming hot, and a few of them were sitting inside, their faces were slightly red, and they looked enjoyed…”

“I tried the water, but I felt that the water was still too hot, so I squatted by the pool…”

“My father and brother were chatting without a word, and suddenly…”

“The bathhouse is considered to have exploded, the four brothers are lying down, standing, running, jumping, all in pain, for a while, boom, poof~ poof!”

“The commotion inside finally alarmed the outside, and the uncle who looked at the bathhouse thought that there was a fight inside, and when he opened the door, he was directly petrified…”

“To say that my dad would be a real man, he was too strong, he lay on the ground and roared: “Get the out of my way!!! Then in the terrified gaze of the uncle, something more appeared on the ceiling! ”

“The ceiling! But it’s three meters high! ”

“Uncle slammed the door shut, almost crying outside the door, I can feel how shocked Uncle was at that moment! Uncle snorted: “Brothers inside, you are competing…”

“That day has already recorded the annals of history, our village, and even our town are making headlines, after tea and dinner, they are all talking, my father and brother are practicing an evil martial art in the bathhouse…”

“After many years, I will not forget the scene of several of them collapsing in the bathhouse…”

“And when others helped my father, my father was weak but stubbornly said: Don’t touch me, I still have to pull…”

“Actually, I’m not wrong, it’s the fault is in the medicine my grandpa gave me, the medicinal properties are too strong…”

“Just as the so-called causal cycle, retribution is not happy, after all, paper cannot contain fire, and after three days, I fell into the net… Back then, my dad went to school that day and took me sick leave for half a year. ”

Bai Yi watched the entire animated video, only three or four minutes. But I feel that my face is already cramping.

“Lie down a groove!”

Bai Yi couldn’t help but say.

Look again at the comments below the first floor.

Second floor: “Everyone listen to me, don’t click the video on the first floor, otherwise you will die of laughter!” ”

Third floor: “I was watching in bed, I was dying of laughter, my parents smashed the door, thinking I was crazy!” ”

Fourth floor: “I can’t do it, you wait for me to change the sheets…”

Fifth floor: “It’s too classic, although I’m eating, but… Wait, how come a few noodles come out of my nose! ”

Sixth floor: “What about the follow-up?” What is half a year off for? Hahahaha! ”

Seventh floor: “I think I almost died on Duan You today, and Tai Temo laughed to death!” ”

Eighth floor: “Really laughed at my brother…”

Ninth floor: “It is recommended to set a fifty ban on this video, otherwise some people who are not in good health will really go after watching it!” ”

Tenth floor: “I…”

Bai Yi liked and rewarded Duan You No. 666. Stand up and move your limbs and look into the distance.

The video just now was so enjoyable that it made him laugh a little tired.

Lan Xin walked in at this time, “Bai Yi, do we want to open the official number permission now?” ”

Bai Yi looked out the window, “It can be turned on, as long as the official number of each company settled in complies with the regulations, it is naturally no problem.” ”

“Good.”

Lan Xin nodded.

Watching Lan Xin leave, Bai Yi brushed other posts.

《The company suddenly posted this thing, how should I refute it?” 》

Landlord: “[Picture] Zhuge Liang never asked Liu Bei, why do we have so few arrows?” About never asking Liu Bei, why do we have so few soldiers? Zhang Fei never asked Liu Bei, what should I do when the soldiers come to the city? If everything is ready, what is your worth! ”

Bai Yi is very disgusted by this kind of chicken soup every day, that is, companies that do not talk about money. Click in, and there is already a divine commentary.

On the first floor, No. 001 Duan You’s number one fan, God comment!

“I am willing to be a diligent Sima Yi, even if I am questioned by the boss, hide in the snow, and squeeze, I will snatch the fruits of victory from the boss.”

Second floor, No. 099 Duan You, God comment!

“So the boss is not half in business, and the middle road collapses.”

Third floor: “Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei are Liu Bei’s partners, obviously I am not.” ”

Fourth floor: “One thousand eight a month, you let me learn them?” ”

Fifth floor: “The boss never asks the employees if the salary given to you is too small.” ”

Sixth floor: “Liu Bei dares to let Zhuge Liang be his son’s righteous father, Liu Bei dares to pour the whole country into revenge Guan Yu, Liu Bei dares… Boss, do you dare? ”

Seventh floor: “The Shu Kingdom will eventually be destroyed, and the company will eventually go bankrupt!” ”

Eighth floor: “So Zhuge Liang was tired to death, Guan Yu was beheaded, Zhang Fei was also slaughtered by his subordinates, and the most pitiful thing is that the boss’s son is still a happy Shu~”

Ninth floor: “In this way, it makes sense for the demise of the Shu Kingdom, and in the same way, it makes sense for the company to fail.” ”

Tenth floor: “Pour chicken soup into the grandpa every day, why don’t you mention the matter of raising the salary?” I think we should chande street lamps for people who only know how to pour chicken soup and squeeze employees! ”

The eleventh floor: “I think this story tells us that Liu Bei is dispensable!” ”

Twelfth floor: “…”

Bai Yi exited the post and suddenly saw a very interesting Q&A post appear in popular recommendations.

“Why do younger brothers think that their sister is not beautiful?” Righteousness”