Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

Soon, Lin Hai invited Ace to their table and shared the table together! Ace exclaimed: "Luffy, is he really your brother?" Luffy replied: "Yes, Lin Hai was brought back by grandpa after you went out to sea." Ace sighed: "Is that so? So, Lin Hai is also our brother?" Lin Hai nodded and said: "Is there any need to ask this? So you have to call me brother, shout!" Ace said unwillingly: "Why? You are the last one to come, you should be the younger brother!" Lin Hai said angrily: "What did you say? Believe it or not, I will beat you up!" "Oh?" Ace said playfully: "Then let's have a competition, Whoever wins will be the elder brother."

Lin Hai nodded and said, "That's a good idea."

Zoro said speechlessly, "Shouldn't the elder brothers be divided by age?"

Lin Hai nodded and said, "I'm twenty this year."

Ace replied, "I'm twenty years old too, okay?"

Lin Hai was helpless, because he was born in December, and there was a high probability that Ace was older than him, so he had to say, "Then let's compete, but not now, let's eat first!"

At the right time, Ace turned to Luffy, "Did you receive my message on Drum Island?"

Seeing Luffy was confused, Ace was helpless. Suo Yi said: "Forget it, anyway, I have seen you now."

"By the way." Luffy asked curiously: "Why are you here?"

Ace replied casually: "I am looking for a guy who committed a crime on my ship. Oh, by the way, Luffy, I am now the second captain of the Whitebeard Pirates. Do you want to join the Whitebeard Pirates?"

Luffy shook his head and said: "No."

"Hahaha." Ace laughed: "Don't mind, I'm just asking anyway."

After speaking, Ace turned his head to look at Lin Hai and asked: "Did you go out to sea with Luffy in Windmill Village? ? "

Lin Hai nodded and said, "Of course, if I don't go sailing with Luffy, you know the fist of the old man Garp, but I haven't felt that taste for a long time, it's really nostalgic! ! "

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Hai, Ace and Luffy instinctively shrank their bodies. The pain, tut tut tut...

Zoro on the side asked curiously: "Luffy, is your grandfather's fist so scary? The expressions of the three of you...are they so scary?"

When Luffy thought of his grandfather's fist, the food in front of him suddenly lost its fragrance.

Ace could only reply awkwardly: "It's, it's okay!"

Zoro then reacted and asked: "The Garp you are talking about, isn't it the Navy hero Iron Fist Garp who forced the Pirate King into a desperate situation?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "You guessed it right, it's the old man who always likes to hit people on the head, that fist is really too hard. I suspect that old man Garp not only has the top armed Haki, but also has the observation Haki that can foresee the future!"

Ace asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Lin Hai explained: "Didn't you find that when old man Garp hit us with his fist, we had no way to avoid it?"

"Si, Si Gaoyi!" Luffy's eyes lit up and said: "When can I reach that level!"

Lin Hai and Ace looked at each other. This straw hat bastard, is he so good at forgetting things?

Before Lin Hai and the others could continue chatting, someone had come to cause trouble not far away!

Who else could that person be if not Smoker?

At this time, Smoker said in a low voice: "I didn't expect that the second captain on the Whitebeard ship actually had such a relationship with the Straw Hat Pirates."

After that, Smoker took out the cross on his back and pointed at Lin Hai and said: "And you bastard, you really made it difficult for me to find you all the way. You pirates, just surrender obediently."

Luffy refused: "No, I still want to go to the Grand Line, go around the world, and then become the Pirate King!"

Ace stood up and said: "Navy, if you can catch us, you..."

Lin Hai on the side Hai was speechless, and quickly pushed Ace back to his seat, and then said: "Let's talk it over, don't hit each other!"

After that, Lin Hai turned to Smoker and said: "Brother Smoker, it's not easy for the owner to run this small shop. If you break his things, it will not only affect the reputation of his shop, but who will pay for the damaged things?"

Smoker was a little confused by what Lin Hai said, and at this time, Lin Hai pulled Smoker to his seat and said: "Aren't you a messenger of justice? Protecting the safety of people's property and maintaining social stability is your duty.

Responsibility? So, let's put the fight aside for now, I'll treat you to a meal!"

Seeing that Smoker still had a stern face, Lin Hai's eyes turned, and then he said: "By the way, why didn't the beautiful girl next to you come? I miss her a lot."

Smoker then showed his expression and asked: "What do you want to do?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "We are all from Donghai, right?"

Everyone looked at Lin Hai.

Smoker asked: "So what?"

Lin Hai raised his head and said affectionately: "Haven't you heard of a proverb? When you meet an old friend in a foreign land, forget it, anyway, when fellow villagers meet, they call each other woof woof..."

Call each other woof woof?

Smoker said angrily: "What did you say?"

Lin Hai said embarrassedly: "I said it wrong, it's when fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears, so we should cherish fate! So waiter, bah, boss, bring a dozen of wine, I want to treat my fellow villagers today! "

Smoka was speechless. After listening to Lin Hai's words, Smoka investigated and found that Lin Hai was really different from other pirates. He just beat up the Celestial Dragons, but did not do any evil. Now this guy is so enthusiastic, Smoka is entangled again!

At this time, Lin Hai patted Luffy on the head and said speechlessly: "Are you polite? There are guests. Eat, eat, eat, can't you eat later?"

Luffy replied incoherently: "I'm hungry..."

Lin Hai slapped his forehead and shouted: "Boss, serve another table of delicious dishes! "

"Okay..."

Of course, the Bailey on Lin Hai was more than enough to pay for the food on the table. Asking Nami for money was Lin Hai's way of proving to Nami that he, Lin Hai, really had no money!

(Get it? Big guys with wives!)

Ace and Zoro on one side of the table looked at Lin Hai like this, their eyes twitched, hey, eating with a navy captain, is it really okay?

And Smoka on the side was really confused by Lin Hai's enthusiasm, so he drank with Lin Hai in a daze.

As the saying goes, wine makes people brave, after a glass of wine, everything is different!

Smoka said in a daze: "What kind of wine is this? It tastes good, but it's too strong, isn't it?"

Ace also echoed: "I have drunk so many wines, your wine is the first time I drink it! It's also the most enjoyable!"

Luffy said in a daze: "I can drink more! ”

Zoro said with lingering feelings: "Lin Hai, your wine is the most powerful I have ever drunk!"

How can it not be powerful?

That wine is from Erguotou in China. After buying a few bottles from the system, Lin Hai became a moonlight clan again!

At this time, Lin Hai smiled and said: "A bottle of Erguotou makes me drunk. When life is happy, you must enjoy it to the fullest, drink it until the sky and the earth turn. As long as you are satisfied and have fun, it's fine! Can you still drink? The scum present..."

Smoker said confusedly: "You are actually quite good, but you are a pirate and I am a navy. I will still catch you, yes..."

Tsk, you fell down just like that?

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