Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The two of them were in a mess, but the two were in a mess.

When Tashigi and Smoker arrived here, Smoker left first, so Tashigi kept looking for him.

When Tashigi arrived at the restaurant where Lin Hai and the others were, what caught her eye was Smoker lying on the table, and it was unknown whether he was dead or alive!

If Tashigi guessed correctly, the Straw Hat Pirates were pirates, right?

What kind of people are pirates? They are a group of evil and ruthless people!

At this time, Dashiki drew her sword angrily and pointed it at Lin Hai and the others, and said angrily: "What did you do to Colonel Smoker, pirates!"

Lin Hai looked at Smoker, Luffy and Ace lying on the ground, and said with a smile: "What did I do to him? I invited him to dinner!"

Dashiki asked: "Then why is he lying there motionless?"

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Can you put away your sword? He is just drunk. If you don't believe it, you can check his breath yourself."

Seeing Dashiki's cautious look, Lin Hai rolled his eyes and went to pay the bill with the restaurant owner.

When Lin Hai came back, Zoro asked: "What should we do now?"

Lin Hai said with a smile: "What else can we do? Take them back to the ship!"

For a while, Zoro carried Ace, and Lin Hai carried Luffy. Lin Hai took a cigar from Smoker's collar and lit it.

At this time, Dashiqi on the side said: "Well, who of you can help me take Colonel Smoker out..."

Ahem, Smoker is tall and strong, and she, Dashiqi, is a weak woman, how can she carry Smoker?

Lin Hai said with a smile: "Won't you let him rest at the restaurant owner's place? Don't worry, I'll pay for it!"

Dashiqi shook her head and said: "No, no need."

After that, Dashiqi looked up at Lin Hai and said: "I don't know why Colonel Smoker would eat and drink with you, but we will not give up arresting you. It's better not to let us meet you next time... um..."

That's right, Lin Hai kissed Dashiqi!

Looking at Tashiki with red cheeks, Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said, "You are very noisy, so I can only do this to shut you up, right?"

Tashiki pointed at Lin Hai with a red face and said, "You, you..."

Lin Hai turned around and waved his hand and smiled, "Tashiki, see you next time, I will miss you!"

Zoro on the side raised his eyebrows. Lin Hai was really speechless. Why kiss anyone else, kiss the navy? ?

The two of them immediately attracted the attention of the passers-by on the street, because people in this town had never seen their behavior before!

At the right time, Lin Hai vaguely realized that something was wrong and quickly turned his head to look behind him.

Lin Hai asked in confusion: "Zoro, where are you going?"

Zoro then stopped and turned around and said: "Aren't we going back to the ship?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, "You are heading in the direction where we had dinner just now, are you drunk?"

Zoro blushed, followed Lin Hai, and replied: "That little bit of wine won't make me drunk."

"Ahem." Lin Hai said: "Since you are not drunk, it means...Speaking of Zoro, after leaving the small garden, many people have changed, have you noticed?"

Zoro: "What do you want to say?"

Lin Hai whispered: "Have you noticed that after leaving the small garden, you are getting more and more lost?"

Zoro said angrily: "You bastard..."

Lin Hai said depressedly: "I'm not laughing at you, think about it yourself, the two of us have been Go straight forward, but why do you go backwards for no reason? Well, I'll ask Chopper what's going on..."

For a moment, Zoro's face turned red and he had nothing to say, while Lin Hai tried his best to hold back his laughter and said, "If you don't even dare to face your own weaknesses, how can you become the world's number one swordsman..."

Zoro retorted, "You bastard, don't talk to me in a preaching manner!"

Lin Hai asked in confusion, "Why not? I'm your brother..."

"kolose, teimei..."

When they got back to the boat, Lin Hai was really helpless and turned to Zoro and said, "What are you thinking about all day long? It's just a straight road, how many times have you gone astray?"

Zoro didn't know what was going on. He was clearly walking straight! How could he go astray without knowing it? But such a stinky thing can't be known to everyone!

Thinking of this, Zoro quickly changed the subject and asked, "What about Luffy and Ace?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go back to the ship first.

If they all come back, we will set sail immediately! "

Zoro asked in confusion: "So hurry?"

Lin Hai said with a smile: "Smoker's temper is as stubborn as a bull. When he wakes up, he will definitely come after us again..."

Zoro exclaimed: "So you just got him drunk! !"

Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said: "When he wakes up, he finds that there are pirates who invite him to dinner, and he actually eats it. What do you think he will think?"

Zoro said speechlessly: "You guys haven't changed at all, too bad taste!"

At this time, Vivi and Nami heard the noise outside, came out of the room, and saw Lin Hai and Zoro carrying a person each.

Nami asked: "What are you doing?"

"Ahem." Lin Hai replied: "The one Zoro is carrying is called Ace, Luffy's brother. They are thirsty and drink other people's wine as water, so they are drunk.

Have Sanji and the others come back? Let's set sail quickly, Luffy and his friends haven't paid for the wine they stole from others yet!"

Zoro on one side was confused. Was he drunk? Or was Lin Hai drunk? Why did he say something different from what he thought?

When Nami heard someone was coming to collect the debt, she hurriedly said, "They are all back, let's set sail quickly..."

On the other side.

After the drunk Smoker woke up, he thought about his dinner and drinks with Lin Hai again, and immediately slapped his forehead. This is trouble!

Because of Lin Hai, this bastard, he Smoker felt that his reputation was ruined!

As a navy, how could he have dinner with pirates?

As a result, not only did they chat so intimately, but they couldn't drink more than them! Doesn't this mean that the navy is not as good as pirates?

At this time, Tashigi came in with a hangover soup. When she saw Smoker wake up, she couldn't help asking, "Colonel Smoker, how do you feel?"

Smoker rubbed his temple and replied, "My head hurts a little. Where is this? ”

Tashigi replied: “This is the place where the restaurant owner gave us a rest. You just…”

Smoker said speechlessly: “Just say whatever you want to say.”

Tashigi glanced at Smoker secretly and asked weakly: “Did you really have dinner with the Straw Hat Pirates just now? This, this!”

Smoker was speechless, and he felt a little embarrassed!

In the room, after a moment of silence, Smoker said: “Tashigi, give me the Den Den Mushi that can contact Admiral Aokiji!”

Tashigi exclaimed: “You!!”

Smoker said helplessly: “I think the Straw Hat Pirates are a little different from other pirates, especially a certain bastard. I really can’t make a decision, so I have to ask Admiral Aokiji for advice, and let him make the judgment…”

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