Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 74

“How dark this person is! The whole thing is a black furbolg.”

“Huh? That’s a good word. I will use it next time. It seems that you have gained a lot of skills. Next time you scold Master, I will exclusively thank you for providing the source of the material.”

“What! Die by yourself, don’t talk about me, I am Master’s lover!”

Hahahahahaha!

The whole audience laughed.

Luan Yunping now has simply entered the Tao.

The compelling lines are particularly good.

But Luan Yunping knew that all these words were made by Wang Hepeng himself.

He didn’t want to say it, but there was no way, he, the master’s lover, all fell on him.

“You should continue to be your underworld, I see what you can do by yourself.”

The words pulled back.

Wang Hepeng was able to continue again, raised his hand, and gestured to the place below.

“One person is one person. I have the ability. What do I fear for both civil and military? At the very least, this street at the door belongs to me! I charge a protection fee.”

“Why do you charge others for protection?”

“You care about me, I’m from the underworld, do you know? It’s all done on the roads. Just enter the door.” As he said, Wang Hepeng raised his hands and made a movement to open the door. He stepped across the threshold, showing off his strength. Shouted.

“In the future, do you know if you pay the protection fee on time every month?”

“You say that, do they listen?”

“Listen! One by one stood up, looked straight at me, frowned and called me out.”

“After that, I ran away like a grandson.”

“What’s the matter? Are you not the underworld? Afraid of this?”

“This is the police station.”

“Hi! It’s nice to let you out.”

“I was scared in a cold sweat!” Wang Hepeng wiped his forehead, punched his eyes again, and pointed to a place on the stage. “This time I will go to the seafood city diagonally opposite.”

Luan Yunping: “This is a trader.”

“Seven-story Seafood City, rich, mine! I opened the door and I went in, oh! The aquarium is full of crabs. Hehehe, crabs! Hey, lobster! Hey, abalone!”

“You haven’t seen anything in the underworld.”

“The four security guards saw me and they kicked me out.”

“That’s a blast.”

“In the end, if they didn’t push me, I really thought it was a kick.”

Wang Hepeng looked out of anger, and instantly showed his arrogant appearance to the fullest.

“I thought about it, what did I do? I came for protection money. I’m back again. Where’s the manager? Where’s your boss? Call it out!”

“The boss is here!

Yo, are you?

The underworld, the collection of protection fees is here.

Hello, I will take care of you in the future!

It doesn’t matter, I can’t come in vain today, I have to eat you.

What do you like to eat?

What I like to eat, you have nothing else, I like to eat this shelled one.

Okay, grab some melon seeds. ”

“Go to the seafood city to rub melon seeds?”

“(Knocked melon seeds) I hate it while I walk!”

“Really? You don’t wanting face!”

After knocking the seeds for a few seconds, Wang Hepeng put the skin of the seeds on the table and yelled, “I will never come to you again!”

“Who made you come? Clean up.”

After a few words turned here, the audience on the stage was full of laughter, especially watching Wang Hepeng’s underworld virtues. On the stage, he still had no real performance of knocking melon seeds.

The face of the underworld fell directly to the ground in large swaths.

In the laughter, Wang Hepeng did not stop, looking at the seafood city just now with disdain.

“Huh! I’m not going, please, I’m not going either! I’ll go over there.

There is still a family there, what is it called, the disco.

The place of jumping. I opened the door in the evening and went.

At the door, a security guard stopped me and asked me what I was doing.

I said I came to collect protection fees.

Oh, buy tickets over there.

I belong to the underworld.

Buy a ticket and go!

OK! You cross! wait for me!

After buying the ticket, come back: (holding the ticket) Do you dare to let me in? Do you dare to let me in? ”

Luan Yunping was embarrassed to say Wang Hepeng, “Nonsense, who will stop you with the ticket? That’s it!”

“Scared you to death! Step forward to sit here and sit down.

In a short while!

That music, dong dong dong, my heart chuckles, ah, help, it’s too much trouble.

Help~!

The security guard came over and pinched his nose and opened his mouth to pour me the quick-acting pill.

The mouth was screaming.

You still have a face?

Leave me home without a word.

When I thought I had no one and I couldn’t live, I made a pennant for them, and it said “Guardian of the People” and I sent it. ”

“Oh, it’s too Losing face to the underworld.”

Hahahahahaha!

At the beginning, I still held back the laughter, and the laughter rose and fell, but finally couldn’t help it.

The voice becomes louder.

“What kind of underworld is this after all, and send pennants to others.”

“Lao Guo, an apprentice, is top-notch creation.”

“If the underworld is all this virtue, no, I can’t think about it, I think it will be Coke.”

“More than that, let alone the underworld, it’s just that most people are not as good as this underworld. Others know how to be grateful, but most people still want to give it a go.

This cross talk is about actinium with a core. ”

The whole cross talk was getting better, and Wang Hepeng looked at the atmosphere himself, that was absolutely correct.

The constant emotional value in my mind arrives in the account.

“Send the pennants! Come out the door.

I wondered if this was wrong, there was no such thing in the way, what was going on, I panicked with hatred.

I’m going home. There is a roasted sweet potato seller there. I kicked it on the stove and called me to collect protection money!

He waved his hand to more than 40 roasted sweet potatoes. This time he beat me and said as he beat me, we were also collecting protection fees.

Anyone who is good at doing this?

I said several seniors don’t don’t don’t don’t, just make you look good.

I just entered this business, how can I make money?

Senior told me, why can’t you make money? We have all learned well! You go to a nightclub, even if it is for those Miss girls. Can also make money. ”

“That’s right.” Wang Hepeng’s sub-character agreed, his eyes lit up, and his smile was full of excitement, “I know the location of that place, a weathered place.

Although I have never consumed, I am not eager to help them work.

I don’t know what kind of work mode is in it. I’m a gangster, and I just collect fees for doing things. ”

“Hey~~!”

Speaking of these things, some male compatriots couldn’t help but booed, and even some girls were mixed in them, with smiles on their faces, looking at Wang Hepeng.

The taste is not weak.

Don’t look at girls who don’t understand in front of boys, but they even know better than boys in private.

Never be deceived by appearances.

In the roar of laughter, Wang Hepeng also controlled the volume louder.

Continue to speak.

“After I went, I saw a girl squatting on the ground crying at the door.

I went up and asked quickly, what’s the matter? What happened?

The girl said weepingly, the guests who came to play today will not be given any money. After agreeing to give money or not, bullying, cursing, and beating people.

I was furious when I heard this. It’s too shameful. This is a beast. How much should I give you?

100.

Okay, I’ll give it first. ”

“No! Didn’t receive a penny, still post 100?” Luan Yunping said.

“If you haven’t paid, how can you be rewarded?”

“You know too.”

“Otherwise! Let’s go! Girl, let’s enter the house.”

“Hua!” Luan Yunping hurriedly stopped Wang Hepeng with both hands, and looked at him and asked, “What are you doing with the girl in the house? I’ll just say why this 100 is so easy to take.”.