Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 75

Hahahahahaha!

Shout!

The laughter of the audience directly exploded.

Everyone knows what to do in the house.

Some girls who came here specifically for Wang Hepeng have wonderful expressions on their faces, too bad.

“Three vulgars! You three vulgars-ah!”

Wang Hepeng watched the laughter of thousands of people, something was wrong, and he pulled away Luan Yunping’s hand and explained: “I see the girl dressing less, and the wind is strong outside, so let her come in to warm up to avoid catching a cold.

What are you thinking about? Ouch, you are not pure, I am still a child. ”

“Hey~~!”

Where did the audience listen to his explanation, the roaring voice became louder.

Wang Hepeng had to look at Luan Yunping, “Team Luan, what did you think was going to happen just now?”

Luan Yunping looked embarrassed.

“I… I also thought it was cold outside. It is a good thing to bring girls into the house, and it can be beneficial to their work.”

Call~~

Hahahaha~

The demeanor of the two people almost drove the mood of the audience insane.

But these audiences also only think.

They also understand.

Cross talk was originally a civil rise, but in the past, the old man stood on the same spot.

Then take the pen in a circle, it is the cross talk.

It’s even more about the story of the famous family or the aristocratic red apricot coming out of the wall. If this is elegant, the former gentlemen will have to starve to death.

There is nothing to behold at all. Where can I find Coke now?

They still think the scale is too small.

Jiang Kun wanted to criticize, to be elegant, and many audiences suddenly found it ridiculous.

If he can’t eat, be a beggar.

You see if he said these things, now it’s purely full of food and scolding the cook.

When Wang Hepeng was talking about cross talk, he didn’t think so much in his mind.

Continue to say.

“After the girl entered the house, she took the money and told me the location of the turtle grandson.

Go upstairs.

I saw a back.

Without a word, walked over.

I said it’s you, don’t you understand when you come out to consume? Ah? What is this place? This is a place for jokes, where money is spent. Can you come out without money? Let me tell you, your nature is very serious and you gave me the money!

As I was talking, suddenly this person turned around.

When I saw him, I laughed. ”

“What’s the matter?”

“Who else can this guy be! It’s my fourth little brother, that little Fatty that’s too dark.”

“Yo! What a coincidence?” Luan Yunping blinked.

“I taught him seriously, he gave the money without saying a word.

And also told me: Dage, I have encountered a good thing recently. I fooled more than a hundred people to follow suit and set up a company. As long as you go, I will definitely give you a good position. ”

“This little brother is so promising.”

“That’s not it, you have to see whose brother this is.”

Luan Yunping: “What kind of company is this company?”

“It’s not a big company either. The more than one hundred people seem to be a group of people who talked about cross talk, and they came up with a name called De Yun.”

“Fuck you, isn’t this still our Master!”

All kinds of preparations were laid down, and when the last thing came, the audience’s laughter turned into a sea of ​​laughter, which continued to whirl.

Both Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping were smiling.

Stand up.

Take a step back and bow down to the audience respectfully.

The cross talk is completely over.

“Hahahahaha~!”

“another one!”

“Can’t step down! Let’s talk about it!”

“Oh! Wang Hepeng! Luan Yunping! Come back!”

Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

applause! Hold your voice.

When the two people bowed and walked backstage, there was no less than a second. If it weren’t for permission, the audience in the front row wanted to rush directly to catch them back.

Although the applause is very lively, but this is also a process.

The two must go to the back, wait until the applause ceases, and then go to the stage.

Of course, if there is an accident, even if the audience does not hold back, the host will have to say a few words to let them return and delay the time.

On the empty stage.

not a single person.

There were only two or three microphones and a cross talk table, which were placed in the center of the stage. Behind them were some flower baskets presented by the audience. They just waited quietly.

For a long time, the applause still didn’t stop.

When it was almost time, Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping looked at each other again behind the curtain, gently lifted the blue coats, and walked to the front of the stage.

Thanks in advance.

Here is another small return.

Generally speaking, the audience hasn’t watched enough.

Either it is a short section of powerful cross talk.

Or it’s just a little chant.

Give the audience a final enjoyment.

For Wang Hepeng, these audiences naturally asked to sing a paragraph, and everyone knew that he was good at singing.

Wang Hepeng didn’t choose any Kunqu Opera for the small song that returned.

That’s really elegant.

It’s not a special need, he still won’t sing easily.

A simple Taiping lyrics that everyone can accept.

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Sing it down.

Only then did Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping step down.

After that, the performance went up another team, replaced by Wang Hepeng and the rest, and so on.

At the end of the day, Wang Hepeng will naturally save the bottom.

After talking about a cross talk that required a lot of effort, they all bowed.

After bowing.

Both people breathed a sigh of relief.

At least today’s performance is here.

However, among the applause, the two did not go straight down.

This is a special session, so they naturally talk more.

Holding the microphone, Wang Hepeng came out of the performance. At the same time, the brothers in this scene also slowly walked out of the backstage, standing in a row, some with their hands behind their backs.

There are also hands held in front.

Well-behaved.

There are not too many people, after all, this is just a temporary team led by Wang Hepeng.

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“Thank you very much for coming to today’s special. To be honest, it is already very late. This special is held in the name of my birthday.

Since De Yun.

I don’t like birthdays very much, but today…! ”

“Wang Hepeng, happy birthday!”

“happy Birthday!”

“…!”

Before the words were finished, a group of girls yelled in sharp voices in the audience.

When they shouted, a lot of noises were raised in the audience.

“Thank you! Thank you! It is my honor to have thousands of people celebrate this birthday for me! Thank you so much.”

Wang Hepeng quickly took a step back and bowed again without saying anything!

After bowing, Wang Hepeng also didn’t have any performance burdens, “To be honest! Today’s special is the best for me, because the Master is not here.

Don’t you know how cool it is to not have a Master when you said that “I’m the Underworld”. ”

“It’s also because the Master isn’t here! Otherwise, he wasn’t so happy today.” Luan Yunping stood by and laughed, “If the Master comes, I’m afraid the little black Fatty inside will have to be deleted.”

Wang Hepeng waved his hands from side to side, “Impossible! That paragraph is the essence, you know? Even if the Master is there, I won’t delete it. Besides, could he be there?”

Regarding this sentence, Wang Hepeng himself also said the truth.

Just now, he still talked to his Master on the phone, and they were still resting at home.

But at this moment, the whole audience screamed and made a noise like being possessed by a ghost.

Wang Hepeng looked at each of them, his eyes widened a bit, and he didn’t know what happened. six.