Dad Academy

"Guagua, did you really not pee?"

Xiao Xiaobai, the silly boy, ran over to Bai Guagua to ask for an explanation. Although Dunzi had checked Bai Guagua, Xiao Xiaobai was still worried. She stretched her neck and pulled Bai Guagua's belt with her little hands to check it herself.

Bai Guagua was so scared that she screamed and held her belt tightly with both hands.

"Let me see, let me see, did you really pee?" Xiao Xiaobai argued.

"I will never dare to do it again, I will never dare to pee by the river again." Bai Guagua quickly assured that it was just peeing, why did Xiao Xiaobai look at his little Jiji like this?

Fortunately, Dunzi was right next to him and stopped Xiao Xiaobai's behavior.

Xiao Xiaobai didn't understand and complained to Dunzi why he didn't help Bai Guagua.

Until she was pulled away by her aunt.

Her aunt taught her: "You are a girl! How can you pull a boy's pants like this? Are you ashamed? Just tell me if you are ashamed or not? Isn't your face red?"

Xiao Xiaobai pouts and says in defense: "I want to check Bai Guagua, he is peeing in the creek!"

Xiao Bai teaches: "Didn't you ask Dunzi to check? Why are you still checking? You are a girl, you can't do that."

Xiao Xiaobai is easy to listen to her aunt's words, and she quickly says that she will never pull Bai Guagua's pants again next time.

However, the next moment, Liuliu quietly tells her that she has pulled Bai Guagua's little quiver!

Now Xiao Xiaobai's just corrected outlook on life has gone astray again. Liuliu can pull it, so why can't she pull it?

Xiao Xiaobai is confused, "no brain" is really no brain.

The group washed the cicada urine in the creek, and they were unwilling to come ashore one by one. Tan Jiner had to ask them to come ashore quickly on the shore, and called out their names one by one.

The children reluctantly went ashore and walked slowly home.

Xiao Xiaobai was still unconvinced, muttering that she was very good at splashing water and could swim, so why couldn't she play in the river for a while longer.

As soon as she got home, Teacher Jiang had already prepared ice mung bean porridge and asked everyone to try it.

Hearing that the ice mung bean porridge was sweet, Xier's eyes immediately lit up and she ate two bowls in one breath.

In the hot summer, drinking a bowl of ice mung bean porridge immediately removed most of the heat in her heart.

Xiaobai and Dunzi put down their bowls and immediately ran out of the house like flying.

Xiao Xiaobai was eating iced green beans with a small bowl in her hand. When she saw her aunt suddenly run away, she hurriedly put down her bowl and spoon, got off the table, ran to the gate and shouted: "Aunt, where are you going——"

Xiao Bai replied while running: "I'll be back soon, don't follow me——"

Xiao Xiaobai watched her aunt and Dunzi running on the ridge of the field, and ran into Dunzi's house in a flash. Soon, the two ran out again.

But when they came out, Xiaobai had an extra pole in her hand, and she didn't know what it was used for.

Xiao Xiaobai stood at the door and stared. When they got closer, she asked curiously what it was used for.

Xiao Bai laughed: "This is to catch lazy people! Let's catch lazy people and take revenge!"

When Xiao Xiaobai heard about lazy people, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he clenched his fists angrily: "Revenge! Revenge——"

"What revenge?" Dudu came over and asked.

Xiaobai told her that he was going to catch lazybones, and showed her the catching tool he had brought from Dunzi's house, a thin bamboo with a plastic bag tied on top.

This was Dunzi's homemade tool for catching lazybones.

When several children heard that this thing could catch lazybones, they came up one by one and looked around.

Even Liuliu and Xier, who were eating ice mung bean porridge, followed.

Soon, a group of people went out in a hurry.

"Go - catch lazybones -"

"Revenge! We want revenge -"

"Let them urinate and defecate anywhere!"

...

Xiaobai walked in front carrying a bamboo pole, wearing a sun hat on her head, and several people behind her also wore hats.

It was indeed too sunny without a hat.

However, they did not wear the same sun hat. Some wore straw hats, and some simply wore a plastic washbasin.

For example, Xiao Xiaobai had a blue plastic washbasin on her head. I don't know how she got so miserable.

Soon, the group crossed the stream and came to the big tree, hiding far away.

Although they wore hats, they felt sad when the hats were stained by cicada urine.

Only Xiao Xiaobai carried a wash basin on her head, fearless.

She followed closely at the feet of her aunt, acting as an observer, pointing out where the cicadas were peeing.

Liuliu shouted not far away: "Good fellows - good fellows! These good fellows! They are still peeing after peeing for so long! How can there be so much urine? They are really lazy people with a lot of shit and urine, no wonder they are called lazy ducks!"

Xiaobai carried a bamboo pole, aimed at a cicada lying on a branch and called, and gently put it in the plastic bag on the top of the bamboo pole.

The cicada was frightened and subconsciously wanted to flap its wings and fly high, but it was trapped in the plastic bag, the space was too small, and it couldn't fly out at all.

If the cicada had wisdom, calmed down, folded its wings, and could easily climb out of the bag.

"I caught it! I caught it!" Xier cheered for Xiaobai.

The cicadas were chirping in the bag, and their wings hit the plastic bag, making a banging sound.

Xiaobai quickly closed the pole, and Dunzi quickly grabbed a black cicada from the plastic bag.

"Caught one."

Xi'er craned her neck to look over and asked, "Is it the one peeing on the tree?"

Dunzi said yes.

Xi'er said angrily: "What on earth is it thinking?!"

Everyone gathered around to watch the captured cicada.

Some people threatened to beat the lazy man to death to avenge himself, but more people disagreed, so Dunzi put the cicadas into the glass bottle he brought.

Xiaobai continued to carry the bamboo pole and looked for cicadas under the big tree.

From time to time, Cicada's urine splashed down, so Xiaobai hurriedly ran away, exchanged a straw hat with Xi'er, and gave Xi'er his beautiful sun hat, so that if the straw hat got wet, he wouldn't feel bad, just wash it off. .

Soon, she caught two more, and then gave the bamboo pole to Dudu, so that Dudu could have a good time.

Dudu caught two, and after struggling for a long time, he finally caught one.

The guys take turns on the field, trying to catch all the slackers in one fell swoop.

When Teacher Jiang stood in the yard and called them to go home for dinner, the group had already caught more than a dozen cicadas and the glass bottles were full.

Liuliu looked at the glass bottle and suddenly thought, can this thing be eaten?

As soon as she said this, everyone stared at her. Without saying anything, they asked her with their eyes, "How dare you say this?"

Liuliu smiled awkwardly when everyone saw her, then laughed loudly and said with a natural expression: "I'm asking for Xiaobai. She just said she really wanted to eat lazy duck."

Xiao Xiaobai was eating melon, but she didn't expect that the melon was eaten by herself. Why did this dirty water pour on her?

"I didn't! I didn't say-"

Liuliu laughed: "I know, I know, you didn't say okay."

"Yes! I didn't say that."

"Yes, yes, you didn't say."

Even so, everyone still thinks that it was Xiao Xiaobai who said it.

Teacher Jiang stood at the gate, watching them go home quickly, otherwise this group of people would not come back so happily and would have to hang around on the road for a while.

"It's such a hot day, isn't it hot to run outside?" Teacher Jiang asked.

Liuliu said: "If it's not too hot, it will make us tan."

Teacher Jiang said: "Yes, you will definitely get tanned under the hot sun."

Liuliu added: "It was Xiaobai who took the lead to run outside. She is not afraid of getting tanned because she is a little sunspot."

Xiaobai was furious, "You idiot, if you call me Xiaoheizi again, I'll punch two bags out of your head."

Liuliu smiled and said: "Hey, I was just joking with you. Xiaobai, why are you angry? Why do you always get angry? Xi'er, what do you want to do if you want to live to be 100 years old?"

Xi'er answered seamlessly: "Don't be angry and you can live 100 years old, hiahia~"

Xiaobai warned Liuliu not to provoke her again, otherwise she could tear it up even if she wrote a guarantee letter.

The children washed their hands and faces and sat around the table to have lunch.

Halfway through the meal, Xiaobai remembered why his old man hadn't come back yet.

"My old man? Grandma?"

Liuliu interjected: "I just think of you old man now. Your old man has starved to death a long time ago."

Xiaobai glared at her: "You can eat your food, you talk so much!"

Teacher Jiang said: "You old man was eating in the tea factory and called me to tell me."

Xiaobai was a little dissatisfied: "Why didn't he call me to tell me?"

Liuliu interjected again: "You haven't grown up yet, and you want to take care of the old man!"

Xiaobai suddenly couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to snap the pomegranate.

Liuliu quickly ran away.

Neither of them could live without a meal.

The others were smiling and eating melon while eating. It was quite interesting to see the two people from the Northeast of Sichuan.