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Chapter 199 Hey! This boomerang is professional! (24th day of 10,000 updates, please give me a month

"Miao Miao!"

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Just when Lin Miaomiao was too sad to accept it, and Fang Yifan smiled proudly like Li Yunlong's soldier guarding the warehouse in the TV series "Bright Sword", He Chen interrupted the atmosphere.

"Don't feel bad yet! Have you forgotten what happened to Fang Yifan last time?"

"Are you saying he is lying?" Lin Miaomiao looked at He Chen, her eyes less uncomfortable and more expectant.

"No!" He Chen shook his head: "Last time, he didn't lie in his statement of basic facts.

My uncle was indeed in the funeral industry at the time, but his views on this matter were completely wrong and distorted!

Same this time!

Don't believe it.

If you think about it carefully, now that the country is vigorously promoting the second child, uncles and aunts are the first to respond to the country's call. This is beyond reproach in terms of justice.

Secondly, there is the matter of accumulating negative virtue mentioned before!

There is life and death, and death and life. This is a virtuous cycle.

Your father works in funerals and serves as a modern and harmonious version of the gold-touching captain, which is a way of accumulating virtue for your whole family.

Now that your mother is pregnant at this age, it is the result of accumulated negative virtue.

Think about it, nowadays more and more people are unable to conceive due to unknown reasons. In order to have a child, no matter how much effort they put in and how much money they spend, they still can’t get it.

But the aunt suddenly became pregnant after her uncle accumulated evil deeds.

Isn’t this the miracle of life?

According to superstitious belief, the deceased person who gave birth to a child drank Meng Po soup and was reincarnated.

Even if they are not reborn, when will so many dead people wait in line to be reincarnated?

Are uncles and aunts abandoning their own safety and leisure, or are they accumulating evil virtues?

I am also leaving you a blood relative.

One day they will grow old and leave you. At that time, these younger brothers and sisters will be your blood relatives who can accompany you for their whole life.

What are you so sad about?

You should be happy! "

"It sounds so nice, but it can't hide the embarrassing fact!" Fang Yifan saw that He Chen's words made Lin Miaomiao feel less uncomfortable, and he mocked again.

"If you really want the company of your relatives, why should they take risks and have children by themselves when they are old? You might as well have a baby with him now.

It is more practical and safer to educate you as they do.

Other parents who don't do their best to help their children prepare for the college entrance examination wish they could take their own lives instead.

It would be better for your parents to just open a small account, which would make them look down on you~"

Having said this, he raised his chin again and looked at He Chen mockingly: "My father told me when we moved to Shuxiang Yayuan.

It is easy for men and women, especially young men and women, to be impulsive, and sometimes impulsiveness can cause some tragedies.

If you have a girlfriend, you must pay attention to two things.

The first point is, with other girls, you must respect others in everything you do, ask for their consent, and do not force others.

As for the second point, if something really happens, you must take protective measures, otherwise if you accidentally get pregnant, it will cause irreversible physical and psychological damage to the girl.

It is said that parents are the best teachers for their children. I see how protective and loving my father is to my mother, teaching by words and deeds.

This is called having a tutor and education!

Not like you!

He Chen, you don’t have a parent, so let me tell you some common sense this time, you’re welcome~

After the eleven words were spoken, he felt that they were justified, full of connotations, and extremely proud. The smile on his face was extremely bright.

He continued to emphasize that Lin Miaomiao's parents were not qualified, and it was embarrassing to open a trumpet at such an old age, which made Lin Miaomiao feel uncomfortable.

He also mocked He Chen and Lin Miaomiao for being uneducated.

And he also made a cameo appearance as He Chen’s father!

After losing the bet and being verbally taken advantage of by He Chen, he finally had a chance to fight back. It was so cool to be a father for once!

Therefore, he deliberately imitated the tone in which his father Fangyuan told him these words.

That’s right!

As soon as he revealed that he had drugged him, Fangyuan came out of the detention center and moved together. Fangyuan and Tong Wenjie talked to Fang Yifan.

Because at that time, his identity had been exposed, and he was pursuing the goddess Huang Zhitao for the first time in his life.

If his parents didn't talk to him after the exposure, they would be extremely responsible.

This is how you want to pick up girls even if you take drugs!

He completely violated the two rules his father told him. He neither respected the woman's wishes nor her consent, nor did he know whether he was prepared to take measures.

It is not required to carry a small umbrella with you at all times, but at least you should have it at critical moments.

But from that conversation, we also knew that Fang Yifan was not prepared for this at all.

Therefore, both Fang Yifan's parents felt that the conversation was necessary, timely, meaningful, and successful. It showed that they were very reliable and considerate parents as parents... That's weird!

This is all Fang Yifan's self-beautification.

In fact, after knowing that their son was drugged and wanted to pursue Huang Zhitao, who had parents but was the same as having no parents, Fangyuan and Tong Wenjie didn't even fart, pretending they didn't know.

Anyway, it's not their son who really suffers.

When Qiao Yingzi, a childhood sweetheart, saw her son drifting apart, Tong Wenjie took the initiative to take Fangyuan to educate her son in this area.

It's not so much an education, but a reminder to his son that he should set his sights on his childhood sweetheart who has great wealth, not some bullshit goddess.

And Tong Wenjie knew about her best friend Song Qian. If her son and Yingzi really had an affair, and even killed someone in the critical year of senior year, Song Qian would hate her son for the rest of his life.

Based on her education of persuading her best friend to break up instead of reconcile, her best friend Song Qian would definitely let her daughter have an abortion and stay away from their home completely.

It was because of such worries and such little thoughts that they took the initiative to educate their son in this regard.

"Hahaha." He Chen's reaction made Fang Yifan, who was extremely proud, freeze his smile on his face. He didn't know how He Chen could still laugh like this at this time.

His initial reaction was not good, and there might be an ambush here.

But then he realized that he was not Cao Cao, let alone Cao's teammate!

He was Cao's enemy!

Cao's laughter would only attract more pursuit and interception, which would only make him laugh more.

He tried to think so in his heart, but he couldn't laugh at all. He Chen's past achievements weighed heavily on his heart, making him timid and uneasy.

Could something have gone wrong?

Impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

However, he did not ask ‘Why is the Prime Minister laughing?’ Lin Miaomiao, who had recovered, held her eyes in cooperation: “He Chen, what are you thinking about that makes you laugh so happily?”

“I laugh because boomerangs are everywhere.” He Chen laughed heartily, and Lin Miaomiao, who was infected, also came out of the discomfort and underestimation just now, and couldn’t help but smile.

“What boomerang is so funny?”

He Chen did not speak, but just turned his brilliant smile to Fang Yifan, and did not speak, but just looked at him with a smile on his lips, until Fang Yifan could not bear it, and then he spoke slowly.

“Do you know what a boomerang is?”

Fang Yifan:

I don’t know.

Seeing you like this, I don’t want to know either.

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