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Chapter 200 Giving Lin Miaomiao a lesson on physical health

"What is a boomerang?"

When He Chen saw that Fang Yifan didn't ask, looking like he didn't know and didn't want to know, of course he told him out of kindness.

"It's very simple. You throw a dart, intending to hurt someone, but your prediction is wrong, and it doesn't hurt the other person at all. The dart misses the target, and instead spins back and hits yourself.

This is the boomerang.

To put it in more colloquial terms, the clown is actually myself. ’

"What do you mean?" Fang Yifan understood the meaning of the boomerang and felt bad all over. He looked at He Chen in disbelief.

Lin Lei'er understood instantly, his eyes filled with disbelief.

"He Chen, do you mean that Fang Yifan's mother is also pregnant with her second child?" Lin Miaomiao suddenly realized and was shocked, and then looked at Fang Yifan like a fool.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Fang Yifan was hurt by Lin Miaomiao's eyes.

If this is true, then all the words he just said to ridicule Lin Miaomiao were self-inflicted.

It was even worse than the last time he made trouble for Lin Miaomiao and mocked Lin Miaomiao's father for making money from dead people and was slapped in the face.

That time, his father didn't secretly go out to do the funeral.

And this time his mother may also be pregnant.

He only felt burning pain on his face.

Although he said he didn't believe it, just as He Chen said before that he was basically correct in stating the facts, he didn't believe He Chen was lying on such an objective matter that could be easily distinguished.

So there is a high probability that his mother is really pregnant...

And if this is true, it is even more disgusting than Lin Miaomiao’s mother being pregnant!

Because Lin Miaomiao's parents had not talked to Lin Miaomiao specifically for many years, they held a small physical health class to teach them to respect their partners and take protective measures.

But it happened that his parents specifically told him about it, and he just said it out loud.

He also said that the origin of family education is that parents are their children's first teachers, so they are influenced by everything they hear and see.

He was also very loud and proud!

He even planned to rely on this to prove that He Chen and Lin Miaomiao had no tutors and wanted to be He Chen's father.

Now that the person being hit by this boomerang is not only a clown, his parents are also clowns.

I took this lesson with my son, but it turned out that my husband and I couldn't do it at all, and they ended up killing people. What does this mean?

Is there anything more clownish than this?

Just stop calling the Fang family and call it the Clown Family instead!

"Hahaha!" Lin Miaomiao suddenly laughed like He Chen before. She laughed so hard that she couldn't stand upright. She had to support He Chen beside her, and even took off her glasses to wipe away the tears that spilled out when she laughed. Tears.

She completely understood why Bai He Chen smiled so much.

This is really ridiculous.

"Fang Yifan, you are simply a born clown. Why don't you go to college or study art? You put on makeup or even don't put on makeup and act like a clown, and you can go straight to work.

"You're talking nonsense!" Fang Yifan glared at He Chen: "I don't even know, how could you know?"

"I didn't know that my mother was pregnant until you told her." Lin Miaomiao reminded her immediately.

Whether it’s true or not, it’s true now!

"It's not the same for me." He Chen shook his head with a smile and looked at Fang Yifan with a half-smile: "And I know it's normal, but it's not normal if I don't know~"

In the next sentence, he used ventriloquism again, imitating Fangyuan's voice.

"You!" Fang Yifan's face turned red with anger, but He Chen's hand reminded him of some scenes that he couldn't look directly at.

He Chen stood behind his mother and said, "Madam, don't look back, I am your husband~"

But this sentence is not deception.

With the endorsement of a filial son like him, he still has to agree with this statement.

There was not a moment when he didn't regret why he made that bet with He Chen in the first place. After bearing the infamy of the most dutiful son in all eternity, he was like the Jade Emperor who was beaten by Monkey King, and would always be ridiculed.

"Cousin, let's go to the hospital!" Lin Lei'er pulled her flushed and trembling cousin, who was about to take action, to remind her of the most important thing to do now.

"Let's go!" Fang Yifan didn't care that he was shivering and cold, and hurriedly ran out of the school with his cousin and went straight to the hospital.

He wanted his mother to tell him personally what was going on! ! !

As long as he was informed in advance, he would never send him to be beaten by himself. He was not someone like Lin Miaomiao who often loses his temper with his parents. He was not opposed to having a second child at all and was not afraid of the throne of the crown prince being taken away.

With his mother, the mother-in-law of Lafayette and Wu Zetian, his own son would not be able to survive.

He didn't dare to prick him at all!

But why not tell him, but let him hear it from an outsider's mouth? This outsider is still the bastard He Chen.

He was about to explode!

"It's so cool." Lin Miaomiao rubbed her belly and watched Fang Yifan and the others leave in a panic, still unable to straighten up for a while.

"Okay, stop laughing." He Chen reminded her, indicating that it was time for her to go home.

Lin Miaomiao pulled He Chen to stop him from moving. She slowed down for a while before she stopped laughing. She and He Chen pushed a car out and walked out. Finally, she recalled her thoughts and frowned a little: "He Chen, I It seems that I can’t look at my mother’s pregnancy the way you said.”

"It's normal if you can't do it." He Chen comforted with a smile: "The reason why I said that is because I don't want you to be used by Fang Yifan again, and your temper will explode at the slightest moment, and you will follow his wishes and make trouble with your parents. It has no meaning other than making your family restless and making him laugh."

"Ah?" Lin Miaomiao was stunned: "Did you say that on purpose?"

"Don't you understand?" He Chen reminded helplessly: "No matter why your parents got pregnant with a second child,

it has nothing to do with you.

This is their choice.

Just like when your father changed his job to work in the funeral industry, you have no right to interfere!

You are almost eighteen years old, and you will take the college entrance examination soon. You are an adult. Do you think of yourself as a little princess?

The whole world revolves around you?

If you go against your wishes, you will be unhappy and even speak ill of them?

Think more about everything!

You should think more from your parents' perspective.

You are so old, your family is usually happy and harmonious, your grades are not particularly good, but now they are steadily improving, why would they take the risk of opening a small account?

If they really want to open one, What did you do earlier?

You have been rebellious for a period of time.

So this incident is most likely an accident.

Borrowing from the physical health class that Fang Yifan's parents taught him, we must take protective measures.

Not to mention that it is difficult to completely ensure that you will not relax and have no fluke mentality at critical moments, even if you really do it every time, safety measures are not 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

The successful protection rate of correct wearing is only about 95%.

This is indeed high.

But compared to the 100% in your cognition, is this 5% failure rate low? "

"Ah?" Lin Miaomiao's eyes were connected. She was only eight out of nine, and she was blushed by He Chen's straightforward physical health class. She even forgot the shock of her parents' sudden pregnancy.

All that echoed in her mind was, he, how could he say it so calmly--·

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