Daming: Critical writer, all officials beg not to write

The Hanlin Courtyard jumped for a while, and the imperial doctor administered the needle and the medicine, which saved Kong Zhao.

When he was in a coma, a group of students gathered outside, whispering: “What should we do now?” ”

“Hmph, Lord Sacrificial Wine is angry like this, we and that chat fast are no longer in the same day!”

“I will avenge Lord Samurai!” Liu Yiyuan took the lead in expressing his position.

“But~” One person said: “How to take revenge, that beggar who can’t kill and freeze and dies writes so viciously, making us tie our hands, how can we take action against him?” ”

“Yes, in case we write something, let him catch and scold again.”

“Yan Donglou’s first seven has just passed not long ago, and his head is still underground, trampled by ten thousand people!”

Liu Yiyuan said angrily, “Then you swallow this breath?” ”

“How can you get three points without a fight!”

Another retorted: “Well said, what can you do?? ”

“At the very least, let him lose his face, let him take back that bulletin board, and don’t compare the sacrificial wine lord and the donkey master together!”

“Do you have a way?”

Liu Yiyuan rolled his eyes: “Of course!” ”

“So, tonight…”

Early the next morning, when Liu went out to look at the bulletin board, he suddenly found that there was one more article on it.

Sixteen words were written on it.

“The villain has no knot, and the book is going to the end!”

“The villain is shameless, and he values profit over death!”

These are the words of Shao Yong, the grandmaster of the Northern Song Dynasty!

Liu Treasurer instantly understood that this was someone using this to scold Chen Yong as a villain.

He sent Xiao Guo to tell Chen Yong about this, and not long after, a piece of paper was delivered.

Liu laughed after reading it, and posted it on the bulletin board.

Everyone inquired, but saw that it said:

“Tweet a few crows, spewing feces with their mouths and croaking!”

“Don’t be happy today, tomorrow morning all rotten mouths!”

The students of Hanlin Academy copied it back as soon as they saw it, and Liu Yiyuan’s lungs were about to explode after seeing it!

“Vulgar!”

“Vulgar!”

“Something as beautiful as poetry is so vulgar in his mouth!”

“Lord Sacrificial Wine is right, this person is a wen demon!”

“It’s a powerful ghost resurrected in the Yan King Hall, who specifically came to harm my Daming Literary Circle!”

One asked, “What now?” ”

“Keep writing, keep scolding!”

Early in the morning of the third day, Liu Treasurer woke up and looked at the bulletin board as usual, and found that there was indeed another paragraph on it:

“The rat has skin, but man has no manners; What is it that a person has no grace, and does not die? ”

“The rat has teeth, the man has no end, the man has no end, why not die?”

“Xiangrat has a body, people are rude, people are rude, and Hu does not die?”

This is a passage from the Book of Psalms.

Liu Treasurer understood that these people used the verse to refer to Sang and scold Huai, and besides, Chen Yong was an unruly and rude person, why didn’t he die!

This also shows the desire of the vast majority of Hanlin Academy students.

Xiao Guo transcribed the sentence and sent it over, and not long after, a piece of paper was sent back.

“How did a beggar ever have a second wife? How many chickens are there in the neighborhood? ”

“There was Zhou Tianzi at that time, and everything was said about Wei Qi!”

The people of the Hanlin Academy silently copied it back, and Liu Yiyuan smashed the teacup in his hand after reading it!

“!”

How did a beggar ever have a second wife?

This is an allusion, that is, a scholar in the country of Qi was very poor, but he married a wife and a concubine, and every time he came home, he ate enough wine and food, and told his wife that many rich people wanted to invite him to dinner every day.

The wives naturally did not believe it, and one day followed him out, only to find out that he was stealing tribute from the cemetery!

There are many chickens in the neighboring house, there is a person who goes to the neighbor’s house every day to steal chickens, and others know it and joke that there are so many chickens in the neighbor’s house for you to steal!

The combination of the two sentences means that scolding people use the verse and other people’s words, and you still have a few sentences to copy!

A bunch of guys with swollen faces and fat people!

The last two sentences directly point to their hypocrisy.

There was still Zhou Tianzi back then, so why did he travel around the Wei Kingdom and the Qi Kingdom?

This person from the Hanlin Academy, is your purpose really to vent Kong Zhao? Fear

I’m afraid I also have the selfish intention to make a name for myself in it!

Of course it is!

Otherwise, why did Liu Yiyuan risk being scolded to death and fight with Chen Yong!

Liu Yiyuan’s careful thinking was punctured, and he immediately trembled with anger: “This officer! ”

“Fool me too much!”

“Who the hell is he?”

“Who the hell is he!”

The two sentences posted by himself were copied from others, but Chen Yong’s two poems were written by himself, and he fought back forcefully, and he judged from above!

“Brother Liu, what should we do now?”

Liu Yiyuan said, “I don’t believe I can’t fight a script!” ”

“So, how do you strike this time?”

With that poem in front, Liu Yiyuan is not good to copy again, otherwise it is really a swollen face and fat person, and it will definitely be laughed at by other readers.

He smothered himself in the quilt for one night, searched for chapters and sentences, and finally came up with four sentences, and happily lifted the quilt directly.

He didn’t see that the shaggy hair and the look of joy at the thought of a sentence was different from Fan Jinzhong’s madness!

Liu Yiyuan hurriedly copied the sentence, afraid of forgetting, and asked his subordinates to go out overnight and write on the board.

It was late at night, and he tossed and turned and could no longer sleep, and every time he thought about it, he felt that his words were wonderful!

I was full of thoughts and wondered how Liaozhai would vomit blood when he saw these words!

“Hahaha!”

Liu Yiyuan lit the lamp late at night, and the beaters from the Hanlin Academy saw the light and asked puzzled: “Is there anyone?” ”

“It’s dry, watch out for the flames!”

“Someone is here, go and shout elsewhere!”

“Oh!”

Beat more people in the belly and said, so late actually haven’t slept?

After sleeping like this, Liu Yiyuan couldn’t sleep even more, feeling a little stuffy, so he simply opened the window and looked at the dark sky outside.

Looking forward to the moon by the stars, finally

It’s dawn!

(Alas… ）

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