Daming: Critical writer, all officials beg not to write

The next morning.

Liu Treasurer came to the bulletin board as usual, and saw that there was indeed an extra sentence on it.

“Kick down the rice bed and be obedient!”

“Empty words, withdrawal madness!”

This

He hurriedly asked Xiao Guo to copy a copy and send it to the alley.

Chen Yong smiled when he saw it, and Xiao Guo asked puzzled: “Sir, what does this sentence mean?” ”

“It’s also very simple!”

“There is a Buddhist proverb in this sentence!”

“Refers to empty words, withdrawal and retreat, meaning pointing to the monk scolding the bald donkey!”

“When I was writing about Peach Blossom Fan and Fan Jinzhongju, I made up a Datong Dynasty, and the people of the Hanlin Academy seized on this point, sarcastic that although I spoke sharply, I didn’t dare to speak out at all, and only dared to use this method to make a roundabout criticism, which is a madman!”

Hearing this, Xiao Guo scolded: “This group of readers can really pick bones in eggs!” ”

Chen Yong pondered for a moment, splashed ink, and asked him to hand back an article.

At this time, at the door of Qingtian Library, a person wearing an official robe, pretending to stand in front of the bulletin board for a long time, pointed to the sentence of kicking down the rice bed and laughed: “Miaoya! Wonderful! ”

He turned around and looked around, and said in a loud voice: “Gentlemen, this official is Ning Qiwen, the household attendant. ”

“This sentence kicking down the dining bed, it’s really wonderful!”

“Do you think that the irony of that chat is completely out of a public interest in the Ming Dynasty?”

“In the opinion of this official, this may not be!”

“You guys were deceived by him!”

The crowded people around him asked, “What do you mean by that?” ”

“Listen to what this official will tell you!”

“That chat is just a hypocritical madman.”

“Exposing the shortcomings of others and compiling them into a script to spread them is to rely on this to create a benchmark in the hearts of the people that he is the conscience of the literati!”

“Dare to ask, when everyone is really drunk, I wake up alone?”

“Is he the only one in the world who dares to speak out?”

“When Mr. Qingtian Liu Bowen was appointed as the Imperial History Zhongcheng, the previous Imperial History Masters had always been honest and straightforward, and they did not refer to Sang Huai like Liaozhai, but bluntly said things and named them!”

“This is the example that I and other literati can follow!”

“Chat Zhai this generation, fictional a Datong dynasty, with the people of Datong satirize my Daming people~”

“But in fact, it can be seen from this that he is unwilling to completely offend people in his bones!”

“What credibility does the article written by such a person have?”

“And…” Ning Qiwen said, spit flying: “He criticized pedantic scholars in Fan Jinzhongju, saying that scholars are useless after being judged!” ”

“But did he do anything other than write sarcasm?”

“It can be seen that he may not be pedantic, but he can only fire empty cannons, and he is just as despised by people!”

“Hahaha~”

Saying this, Ning Qiwen arched his hand to the surroundings: “The words of this official’s family made everyone laugh.” ”

“Jean!”

“Mr. Chatsai’s response is here!”

Just when someone was about to refute, Xiao Guo suddenly came over with a piece of paper and pasted him on the bulletin board, Ning Qiwen stepped forward, and saw that it was a short article at the beginning!

It reads: “One day, a scholar felt bored when watching the drama Qin Qiong selling horses, and the person next to him asked: What’s wrong? ”

“The man said that this drama is too boring, only dare to play some fake tricks, with one whip is even a horse, two chess pieces are even a rook, should use a real car real horse!”

“Everyone present listened quietly!”

After a while, another said: This is okay, but how should Wusong fight the tiger?”

“Art has artistic expression, and actors are not real tiger fighters after all!”

“People who really should have fought tigers did not dare to go into battle, and when others performed a tiger fight, he stood on a high place and ridiculed people for not really fighting tigers!”

“I don’t know what to say about this kind of person.”

“Hahaha~”

Hearing this, the onlookers all laughed, Ning Qiwen’s face instantly turned purple for a while, and as soon as he finished speaking, the irony of this chat came.

It’s too much of a slap in the face!

The people coaxed the hall and asked, “Yes, Lord Lang, I don’t know how Wusong should sing when fighting tigers?” ”

Ning Qiwen didn’t know how to answer.

“Lord, Zhou Dexing, Zhou Ji, Yan Donglou, Li Jia, these people who were sarcastically exposed by Mr. Liaozhai have already gone to hell, how can this be called dare not offend?”

Another person also said: “Lord Lang, another point you said is also not correct, the emperor has already issued a clear decree, and Lord Si Nongqing has summed up the eight laws of Sinong!” ”

“This Sinong Eight Methods is derived from Fan Jinzhong, which shows that Mr. Liaozhai has in-depth research on agricultural affairs!”

“How can you say that he is empty!”

“That’s not right!”

“You’re not right!”

Ning Qiwen said, “This…”

He suddenly became wise in a hurry: “The emperor’s holy decree has been issued, and this official has naturally heard of the eight methods of Sinong, but that is only summarized from the Qi Min Qiao technique!” ”

“If you discuss it in detail, this is also a quote from the ancients, and there is no difference between Liaozhai’s ironic chapter search and excerpt in Fan Jinzhongju!”

“In my opinion, it’s not a skill!”

The people curse in their hearts, this guy really can button his hat!

But he was a servant, and the people were jealous in their hearts, and they did not dare to say too much!

At this time, Xiao Guo opened his mouth and said: “Everyone, there is another sentence behind the article, I will read it to you.” ”

“I heard that when the altar was ploughing first, the Hanlin Courtyard sacrificed wine Kong Zhao and a group of students to help the plough and sow seeds, but the cultivation of the oxen was stubborn and did not move forward at all!”

“The colleagues of the Hanlin Academy are at a loss!”

“Chatting thought that the matter could be solved by blindfolding the cow.”

“The cultivator has a weak personality, first there are nearly a thousand civil and military officials above the agricultural altar, and then drive people to be strange, he is just afraid!”

When one person heard this, he suddenly realized: “Yes! ”

“That’s what I used to do when I lent my cattle to others!”

“It’s not easy to wear a nose ring, but as long as you cover your eyes, the cow will be obedient!”

“I thought it was a principle, it turned out to be this beast cowardly!”

“Mr. Liaozhai really knows farming.”

Everyone looked at Ning Qiwen in unison, the farce of the Xiannong Altar had also spread throughout Yingtian, they couldn’t solve it, but they could solve it with a word!

Who is high and who is low, who is up and who is down, you can know at a glance!

Looking at the strange eyes of others, Ning Qiwen suddenly felt like a man’s back, arched his hands around, covered his eyes with cuffs, and no longer had a face to stay here, and immediately covered his face and fled!

It’s so embarrassing!

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