Defying Natural Order With DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

All that experience thrown to wolves…

Well, let's open these...

Ding!

Hmm… Open these gift boxes!

And for that friend invite…

Hmmf! Just you wait! I immediately sent a private message:

-Who the fuċk do you think you are? Sending me a friend request just after killing me… Hmph! Don't think about this master will accept your friend request without you waiting!

I opened the status windows, and after about a tenth of second of pondering, I chose to open the Starter Gift Packs first. I obtained two starter packs with the first noob I fought who didn't open his Starter Pack yet after all, so I shouldn't make the same error, starter packs items are bounds so people can't take it on your corpse.

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║Name: ImperialShadow:::::::║

║Level: 2::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║HP: 12/12::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║MP: 4/4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Stats::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Scheme: 21+10::::::::::::::::::::║

║Intelligence: 19+10::::::::::::::║

║Comprehension: 10:::::::::::::║

║Will: 10+10:::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Luck: 9::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Wisdom: 1.0001+10:::::::::::::║

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║Inventory::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Random Gift Pack x1:::::::::::║

║Broken Sword x1:::::::::::::::::║

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║Genome (14 points)::::::::::::║

║Sheep Transformation::::::::║

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║Skills (0 points)::::::::::::::::::║

║Thick Skin (2):::::::::::::::::::::║

║Bite (1):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Starter Gift Pack:::::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Starter Gift Pack:::::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Katana x1:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Kunais x2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Little Smoke Bomb::::::::::::::║

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Little Smoke Bomb is green. That means it's an uncommon item. Moreover, as there is no quantity besides its name, it's a cooldown item. I click on it for details.

║Little Smoke Bomb::::::::::::::║

║Rarity: Uncommon::::::::::::::║

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║Create smoke in a defined::::║

║zone around where it is:::::::║

║launched.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Duration: 8 seconds::::::::::::║

║Cooldown: 2 seconds:::::::::::║

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I open the Random Gift Pack with hope in my eyes, hoping for a good RNG:

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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Only one item??? Are you fuċkɨnġ kidding me???

And then the revelation:

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Random Gift Pack x1:::::::::::║

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Ding!

Go! Go! Go! Last try with a good RNG, let's go!

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Mjolnir::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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Ding!