Defying Natural Order With DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

I'm grinding on the top of the Heaven Fall...

It's some kind of huge waterfall of a few kilometers high, with random rocks in the middle of it.

Recently the game was patched with a PVE system, and as it's the first big patch of the game since its launch, that's evidently a huge boost to the fanbase.

The game broke quite a lot of records. It is both the only game you can play in your sleep, but also have the record of the most played game in the first day, week, and month after its release, it also entered the top twenty of the most played games in the world, a few tens millions of players in only a month, breaking the existing record.

With the last patch, the number of player skyrocketed, the game almost doubling its amount of players in a few days.

And it happens that most new players are PVE games players, that are rarely searching PVP… Which means the majority of the players are now doing PVP quests.

And the first level 3 PVP quest just happens to be on the top of this waterfall.

I'm still level 2, and the only reason I came here is obviously to use a famous spell, added in the last patch too.

The game company obtained a partnership with a few entertainment companies, and as a fan of Smartphone, I obviously did the special quest to get 'Slip'.

That op spell is particularly useful to make people unintentionally fall to their death whatever their level is.

That's a cross-level spell! Its efficiency doesn't lower on higher-leveled players!

Well, i have to admit that I wasn't really a fan of this light novel a few days ago, but after getting the spell, I became a fan of it!

How can I not, this spell is op! What's op can't come from something bad, that's obvious!

So come at me, crossovers! I need to be fan of a few other op items' crossovers!

But well.

It's been a week after the update, and I'm still farming level 3 guys.

I also discovered that there's a quest for each level at the same place! My luck is really good! While I searched around the horizon, I saw the profile of someone.

It was a girl in the distance who was clutching her staff tightly and looking around distraughtly as if searching her lost parents.

Aha! My next victim!

I already killed a lot of people, too many to count… don't look at me like that, I'm not kidding! I'm now level 5! That scared you right? My last quest was to kill 500 level 5 players. Even though I had died here and there which was a pain the ȧss, I managed to kill them all. Sure enough, I may have pushed them to their deaths but that still counts!

I was hidden at my usual spot awaiting the clueless girl so I can reap her sou- hmm, her xp… The closer she gets to my hiding spot, the more tempted I got to go push her. My hand tightens around Mjolnir… When she was just a few inches away, I jumped out and rushed towards her striking down with a shout!

"FOR ASGARD!"

She hastily returned and screamed!

That ear-piercing scream strangely seemed to stop time, as her staff seemed to gather mana and shone with a blue light…

*BOOOOOOMMMM*

At that moment, I used all my life-saving artifacts, even the one-time use… And… Everything breaks as I was disintegrating into oblivion.

[...]

At my respawn, I had all kind of thoughts…

Will I take revenge? Wait how am I supposed to take revenge...

Will I change my spot?

But one is stronger than the others:

Let's invite her in my party! That lost sheep need guidance! She didn't have time to see my nickname nor my appearance, no? What shameless? What is shamelessness? What is Bai? Is that edible?

I rushed over to my death spot where luckily the poor lamb was still standing there, but she was now admiring the sun on the precipice. Once again, I felt that urge to go kick her off the cliff and yell 'This is SPARTAAAA!!!!' or 'You like looking at the sun? Then take a closer look!', but my urge to pat her head like a dog was stronger.

*Pat*

*BOOOOOOMMMM*

Not again!!!!!! Looks like team Rocket blasts off again!

The power in that strike was not as strong as the previous one so it didn't disintegrate me instantly, but pushed me on a few kilometers on the sky before disintegrating me.

[...]

This time I won't make the same error!

Never again!

I, this ImperialShadow, vow it on my boss's life!

[...]

I closed in again, I walked on a stick and…

Wait?

I walked on a stick?

*Crack*

She instantly turned around like she had jumbo's hears and is about to launch the SAME SPELL in an instant of panic.

-Don't shoot!

I hurriedly revealed myself and said with my hands up as if I'm getting arrested.

-And why should I not kill you right now... you… you… you per… pervert?

She replied while blushing, being much more timid than what she's saying.

-Why are you saying I'm a pervert?

-Pat…

She said timidly.

-Pat what?

-My…

I was getting a bit impatient. Finish your sentence goddammit!

-Your?

-Head…

Oh, that was it!

That's not a lie, just some… false things I'm saying to her… Not a lie… at all...

She instantly blushed even more and lower her head in shame. If she was in some tomatoes' plantation, I wouldn't even see where she's standing...

-Oh, sorry, my bad.

So cuuuuuttttteee!

I gotta say: cute + op

-Equals join my team!

-Uh?

I didn't intend to say it! I thought with teary eyes inside me.

-Hmm, I meant, as you seem to have been forgotten by yours, would you like to join my team?

-Your team? Is there teams in this game?

She seemed to be surprised and momentarily forgot her timidness.

-Eeehhh, my party.

-Ooohhh…

She made a face clearly meaning exactly what she said: 'oooohhhhhh'...

-Then?

-Okay!

I heard some voices, these are maybe her teammates, so I decided to move her to another place.

-Good then, then go there, you'll show me your stats.

He he...

We go a few hundreds meters away. As we're in a forest, there're enough trees to isolate me and her from the other players.

She seems to have similar thoughts as she's blushing even more than before.

-Don't worry, sėxuȧŀ actions are banned by the system.

She blushes from having her thoughts exposed.

-Oh… Ye-Yes...

I use while she's taking a screen of her status to show it to me...

There are 4 people:

-Don't tell me she's not here yet?

-No, you know she has some kind of problem with time, she's always here at least one hour before us… She should have been waiting for us here…

-Do you think something happened to her?

Said a fourth guy.

-Her? I would be more worried for the people she met...

The fifth replied.

I mentally added a '+1' to what he said and looked at the status window she sent me.

I was left gasping for a few seconds and even forgot to keep using .

-This…

-Is there a problem?

She asked worriedly.

-No, no! Nothing, really!

I answered.

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║Name: PinkyKitty::::::::::::::::║

║Level: ???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║HP: 1/1:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║MP: 400/400::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Stats::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Intelligence: 200:::::::::::::::::║

║Wisdom: 200::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Luck: -15:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Will: -200::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Inventory::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Mage's Baton x1:::::::::::::::::║

║Letter (infinite):::::::::::::::::║

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║Genome (MAX):::::::::::::::::::║

║Absorption::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Skills (0 points)::::::::::::::::::║

║SpellCast(99,MAX):::::::::::::║

║DefBan(99,MAX)::::::::::::::::║

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-I just have a question, are you a moderator?

-No, why?

I was really relieved.

-Then, can you tell me what DefBan is?

-Oh, it's definitive ban, my sister told me to use it on guy that bother me.

I was too naive...

-...

SINCE WHEN DOES SUCH A SISTER EVEN EXISTS!!!!????

-But I really don't like doing it, that's mean.

-I see.

I was relieved another time.

She said:

-While I'm talking about my sister, she told me to give everyone I play with this:

She gave me that letter in her inventory.

I opened it:

"If you DARE do anything to my PURE and PRECIOUS sister I'll GET YOUR ADDRESS, COME AT YOUR HOME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

PS: May anything happen to her, even if you've got nothing to do with it, this is the same.

PPS: I'm administrator so be sure I know what you're doing and I have access to your personal details".

-...

Well...

Why do I feel threatened?

I mean, who gave someone like HER such important responsibilities as administrator?

But well anyway I never fill my real address, I would love to know how she'll find the "3bis Shit Street", he he…

At that moment I didn't know the localization function integrated in all recent gaming equipment, but that's for later.

For now…

-By the way, why are your stats so high? I also can't see your level.

-My sister said to me she edited a bit my character before giving it to me. As for the level, she said I don't have any level, it's a characteristic of my class, so I can do every quest I want of any level I want.

A hidden class! And not any, a legendary one! A cross-level class! Doesn't that mean that the only way to know how powerful she is would be to see how many people she can kill?

-O…

-Oh?

-PPPPPP

-Pee?

-OOOOOPPPPPP!!!!

Anyway, she's perfect to manipulate… A system-breaking low will with a sky-high intelligence and wisdom. That's the first time I heard it was possible. So even if she can see through basic plots she'll just fall for me if I save her once or twice with a cool air, no?

-And, what's that genome anyway? I never heard even once about absorption.

-Oh, all this game staff are descendants of families with powerful genomes. Our family's genome allows us to absorb magic in permanence in the air.

-Isn't this the case of every mage?

Wouldn't the family of a moderator have some kind of OP genome?

-Normally, you would have to stop once your magic capacity reached its limit, but for us, it never reaches any limit, our body just naturally increase the limit.

-O…

-Oh?

-PPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

-Oh.

Anyway, she looks totally calm although what she's telling me is so incredible. Isn't she way too calm?

Wait.

She was born in that OP family, so for her it's logical.

If I follow this logic…

Do I kinda look like a country bumpkin to her??

-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

I blurt out.

-Hey, are you fine?

Her caring eyes seem to be asking me to pat her head!

-O…

-P?

-Of course I was just stung by a hornet!

Seeing her worried look, I add:

-But it's nothing! Anyway, let's go!

-Go to do what?

-Well, let's…

That's true… Do I have something to do? I obviously can't PK shamelessly as before with her around. How do you want her to trust me later? She'll just fear me silently with her low will. I need to act tough so she admires me!

Low will… Acting tough… Admiration...

I know!

-Let's first join with a friend of mine and create a party. We'll do some dungeons later.