Don’t Annoy Me, My Ex-Husband!

"Huh? Is this a declaration of sovereignty? Well, I forgot, I said today that I will let you go to mine..."

Speechless Xu Junyu's cheeky, "Asshole, who said he wants to **** you?!"

"Huh? Don't admit it?"

"I haven't said this at all! Don't tag me indiscriminately!"

Xu Jun and his hands pressed Su Nuan's stomach firmly, and said calmly:

"Are you sure you don't think about it anymore?"

Su Nuan did not hesitate, "I don't have to think about it, I'm pretty sure, I have never said these things!"

"Okay! If this is the case, there is no way..."

Ok?

So talkative?

Su Nuan just blinked, Xu Junyu stood up suddenly, and when Su Nuan was completely unknown, he suddenly bent over and hugged her up!

"what……"

Before Su Nuan's exclamation sounded, Xu Junyu bent over and put her on the bed!

Then, like just now, it pressed on her body.

"Since you don't want to go to me, then I can only come...you..."

Su Nuan opened her eyes in an instant. Seeing Xu Junyu about to kiss her, she quickly shouted:

"Wait a minute, Xu Jun and... I have garlic in my mouth?! You smell...ha~ha~ha~Is it unpleasant? Are you sure you can get rid of it?"

Su Nuan eagerly sighed towards Xu Junyu and he really wanted to feel sick about Xu Junyu. Although it feels really bad to be disgusted, but now, the situation is not right, it is appropriate to conceal himself, and it should be to save his life!

Wherever he came to think, Xu Junyu just smiled and said:

"It's okay, I also smell garlic in my mouth. Have you ever heard a word?"

"...Huh?" Of course she has never heard of such a pure person!

"The smell is similar."

"..."

"If you want to smell bad together, everyone smells so you don't think the other party smells bad, right?"

Isn’t it true that everyone smells?

Su Nuan didn't expect Xu Junyu to give her such a shameless routine!

"Are you on purpose tonight?"

Xu Jun and shook their heads, "At first, it was correct to think so, but in the end it is undeniable that dumplings and garlic juice are really a perfect match, right? I was attracted to success as well!"

"..."

Who cares about him?

In short, he didn't deny that he was deliberate just now!

It was very obvious to show her, Su Nuan felt that her dignity had been severely persecuted!

anger!

Su Nuan is really angry this time!

Being alone, Lu Han was calculated by a blind man, and she didn't realize it until now, she didn't know until Xu Junyu admitted it!

Before then? How many jokes did she see by him?

After that, as long as she didn't know, would he still lie to her like this?

If this is the case, this day is simply impossible!

"Divorce! I want a divorce!"

She struggled and pushed Xu Junyu away, and she bounced off the bed and sat up!

When Xu Junyu heard the word "divorce" in Su Nuan's mouth, his brows immediately frowned!

The complexion is obviously not very good!

"Take your words back!"

"No! You don't know how many times you have lied to me before, maybe you will lie to me in the future! Why should I continue to live with someone who often lied to me?!"

"Su Xiao Nuan!" Xu Junyu shouted in a deep voice, not hard to hear that he was a little hostile.

Su Nuan is also a typical person who eats soft but not hard. The more Xu Junyu gets angry with her, she does not admit defeat!

"What's wrong?!" Louder than the voice? Who is afraid of whom? !

"Do you dare to say something to try?! See if I won't take your skin off!"

Su Nuan opened her mouth and made no sound for a while, but frowned slightly, looking at Xu Junyu with some doubts.

How does she feel that Xu Jun and his emotions are obviously not right at this time?

Although he had rejected this topic before, it was nothing compared to today!

The words between the two people before were sharper than they are now, why are they so angry today?

Seeing that Su Nuan didn't speak any more, Xu Jun continued with a gloomy voice:

"I can't even think about this kind of thought in the future! Do you think that you are divorced, any man who dares to ask you?

Hey! Believe in your evil!

Su Nuan struck back with a strong neck:

"The big deal is that I don't get married! What can't I do? I don't need a man!"

Xu Junyu looked at her and suddenly laughed, "I don't need a man? Men's use is getting bigger! In addition to solving troubles for you, they can also make you dying and dying!"

Su Nuan, who was in anger, didn't have time to be shy at this time, instead she smiled coldly for a long time!

"A few decades ago, women would not be completely dependent on men! There is only one thing left and right, modern technology is developed, you men can be replaced by something long ago?! Recognize the reality, you!"

Xu Junyu stared at Su Nuan for a long time, and then suddenly laughed, "Replaced by something? Are you talking about fun stuff? Okay, Su Nuan, you know that? Have you tried it yourself?"

Su Nuan's face blushed uncomfortably, "How about trying?! It feels much better than you! Oh no, you don't feel it at all!"

Xu Jun and his face are black again!

"Have you really tried it? When did you try it? Have you bought something like that? Where?"

Su Nuan twitched the corners of her mouth, embarrassed again, and was aroused by Xu Jun and that tough attitude, and said, "Why should I tell you?!"

Xu Junyu smiled coldly:

"Hahaha, it feels better than me? I tell you, tools are tools, what's the feeling of being hard and cold?"

"Some things can't be replaced by high-tech things! Can they bring you the body temperature of a man? Do you know what frequency is? Do you know what is unexpectedly cool? Know when it will expand again Do you know the most comfortable moment when two people reach the **** together? Do you think these things can be replaced by those things? How is it possible?"

Su Nuan stared at Xu Junyu, her face turned red!

This shameless man!

What is a man's body temperature, frequency, swelling, orgasm, refreshing feeling? !

Can he be more shameless? !

"You...what you said is good, but you missed a little!"

Xu Jun raised his eyebrows, "What?"

"How can you be sure that this kind of thing will make two people arrive at the same time... high... high so what?! Aren’t many women complaining? I just felt it, but the man confessed in advance?! Wouldn’t it be more sad for women? , And men cannot control this, let alone compare with certain things! Because there is no chance of winning at all!"

Xu Jun and Wen Yan's faces suddenly frozen.

This **** woman. When did you become so good at speaking? !

Dare to argue with him on this kind of thing?

Seeing her smug look, Xu Junyu grabbed Su Nuan's hand...