Don't Misunderstood!
Chapter 58 - 58: Cooking
"Stop looking at me like that! Do you seriously think I am going to kill you? Geez, way to make me feel even more judged in this world" Klein said while pursing his lips in annoyance
Does he look like someone that would kill people? Even if he is a killer, he was not stupid enough to do it publicly
"I'm not saying anything, no need to be defensive... or else..." Calix purposely trailed off and Klein unconsciously hit his arm
"Stop that or I'll stick a bunch of buds into your nose"
With that, Calix kept his mouth shut and he let Klein do whatever he wants
It's still not too late to strangle this guy to death if he were to purposely hurt him again... okay, that's enough murderous thoughts
Klein took one cotton bud as he faces Calix. The man's chiseled handsome face can be clearly seen by him
However, since he doesn't want to receive any homophobic remark, Klein has decided not to ogle no matter how handsome Calix is
The fact that they hated each other would not change no matter how handsome Calix was
With gentle movements, Klein inserted the tip of the cotton buds inside Calix's nose to slowly clean the blood inside
Klein rolled the buds inside the man's nose and Calix immediately had an urge to sneeze
Calix thought that he could fight it off but in the next second, he really did sneeze and some blood landed on Klein's face
"Eew! You're gross!" Klein complained while pushing Calix away from him
He felt really grossed out as he glared at the man in front of him
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do it!" Calix tried to defend himself but Klein is already angry at him
Klein took some tissue inside the first aid kit and wiped the disgustingly substance from his face
"Yeah, right, you didn't mean to" Klein replied sarcastically and Calix scratched the back of his head
He really doesn't mean it! Why would he deliberately sneeze on Klein's face... okay, that sounds really plausible due to how much he hated Klein but he really didn't do it on purpose
He is innocent!
"Okay, now I am the one the feels being judged" Calix said as he can sense Klein's prejudice. Well, how couldn't he? It was clearly written on Klein's expression and eyes. Who wouldn't feel judge after receiving such a look?
"As you should. Now, I will continue cleaning you up. Sneeze on me one more time and I swear, I am going to kill you"
"You just said that you really weren't going to kill me!"
"People change okay? I can change my mind"
In 'fear' that he really would get killed, Calix made a zipping motion with his mouth to indicate that he wouldn't say anything anymore
With that, Klein continued to remove the blood again yet Calix made an expression as if he would sneeze for the second time
"Don't you dare sneeze on me again. I won't forgive you!" Klein threatened with a deadly glare and Calix laughed lightly at him
"Pfft, I'm just kidding. And why are you so disgusted, this was caused by you, remember?"
"Yeah, and the people that polluted the oceans also want to swim in there" Klein replied sarcastically while rolling his eyes
"Do you know, you roll your eyes a lot"
"Oh, is that so? No, I only do that mostly because of you. Are you aware of how annoying you are to the point that I can only roll my eyes"
"I was not before but now, thank you for informing me" Calix became sarcastic too. Who would say that a person was annoying right straight to their face?
"Don't sweat it. You're welcome"
"You do realize that you are also being annoying especially because of that smile on your face, right?"
"No, no I don't. I have always been told that my face is charming. No one has said that it was annoying so no thanks, I won't believe you"
"Your loss then, not mine" Calix replied with a shrug and Klein scrunch his nose at him
Klein just continued what he should be doing and after some time, he was finally done
"Okay, now, I need you to stand up. I need to wash my face because of a certain someone"
"You mean, you made someone's nose bleed, and when you 'forcibly' offered to help, that someone accidentally sneezes on you, right?"
"Yes, thank you very much for elaborating"
In the past, the way the two argued has always been aggressive. But now, they were merely full of sarcasm
Seems like they have found a new way to argue instead of just being aggressive
Klein walks to the sink and he turns on the tap for the water to come out
Klein washes his face thoroughly as if there was no tomorrow. Because of the handcuff, Calix has no choice but to let his hand also get wet as he boredly stood in the side
It has been more than a minute since Klein started washing his face yet he was still not done that annoyed Calix a bit
"Disgusted that much?"
"Try to ask someone to sneeze on you then you will know"
"Oh yeah? Then please also try to get hit on your nose and nuts. Let's see how you would react by then"
"That comeback is already getting old. Pick a new and fresh one"
"As fresh as the stinging wound inside my nose?"
"Argh fine, I said that I really am sorry, okay? What do you want me to do?" Klein asked frustratedly that he immediately regretted that since Calix started thinking
However, he cannot possibly take back his words and he does not have a choice but to let the thinking guy continue thinking
"Be my slave for a day" Calix said as if it was the most natural thing to say in the world
"What? No way!" Klein immediately declined and Calix thought that it was a pity. He also knows that asking for that was a bit too much and he can only lower the 'punishment'
"Okay, fine, then at least cook for me. With how bad your attitude is, I doubt that you would feed me and I'm not really in a position where I can buy my own food"
Hearing that, Klein was really tempted to watch Calix starving. Wouldn't it feel good to see his number 1 enemy starving like a child that hasn't been fed for days?
Klein thinks that it would be a beautiful sight to see
"You sure do know how to take advantage of situations. But how am I even going to cook? We have this freaking handcuff"
"Then I'll help instead of just standing on the side"
Help? Did Klein hear that correctly? Calix would help him cook? What is this guy even knows about cooking?
Klein doesn't think that Calix knows the slightest bit about cooking. He should be one of those typical rich young masters where everything was already given to them with a golden plate and spoon
"I get the sense that you are judging me again"
"Oh look at that, you are pretty sensitive on things. You should find a career using that" Klein replied sarcastically before Calix flicked his nose
"Do you like judging people that much?" Calix asked as he watched Klein rub his nose
"No, it's only you that I judge"
"Tsk, look at how much attention you are giving me"
"Stop daydreaming if you don't want me to stab you with a knife"
Calix immediately moved as far as he can from Klein which wasn't exactly that far thanks to the handcuff
"Oh come on, I was being sarcastic. I won't really stab you with a knife... well, maybe, depends on how you behave"
"Can you hear yourself right now? You sound like a serial killer"
"Then I'll give you the honor of being the first victim" Klein said while rolling his eyes
"You just rolled your eyes at me again"
"Yeah, tell me something that I don't already know"
"How can you be so mean?"
"How can you be so annoying?"
Every time, the two would unconsciously bicker with each other as if that was the most natural thing to do in the world
If their stomachs didn't growl, they might argue for an even longer time without them realizing it
But now, cooking food to satiate their hunger is the most important thing. They wouldn't be able to function well if they don't eat properly
Klein readied his equipment with Calix helping him. Even with two people, it still caused some delay to prepare things as the two aren't exactly harmonious with each other
They would sometimes tug on the handcuff causing yet another round of sarcastic argument that would last for quite some time
Only when they felt their stomach's hunger again would they continue what they were doing
Just taking the equipment and ingredients already took a long time thanks to how much they are fighting each othe
Does he look like someone that would kill people? Even if he is a killer, he was not stupid enough to do it publicly
"I'm not saying anything, no need to be defensive... or else..." Calix purposely trailed off and Klein unconsciously hit his arm
"Stop that or I'll stick a bunch of buds into your nose"
With that, Calix kept his mouth shut and he let Klein do whatever he wants
It's still not too late to strangle this guy to death if he were to purposely hurt him again... okay, that's enough murderous thoughts
Klein took one cotton bud as he faces Calix. The man's chiseled handsome face can be clearly seen by him
However, since he doesn't want to receive any homophobic remark, Klein has decided not to ogle no matter how handsome Calix is
The fact that they hated each other would not change no matter how handsome Calix was
With gentle movements, Klein inserted the tip of the cotton buds inside Calix's nose to slowly clean the blood inside
Klein rolled the buds inside the man's nose and Calix immediately had an urge to sneeze
Calix thought that he could fight it off but in the next second, he really did sneeze and some blood landed on Klein's face
"Eew! You're gross!" Klein complained while pushing Calix away from him
He felt really grossed out as he glared at the man in front of him
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do it!" Calix tried to defend himself but Klein is already angry at him
Klein took some tissue inside the first aid kit and wiped the disgustingly substance from his face
"Yeah, right, you didn't mean to" Klein replied sarcastically and Calix scratched the back of his head
He really doesn't mean it! Why would he deliberately sneeze on Klein's face... okay, that sounds really plausible due to how much he hated Klein but he really didn't do it on purpose
He is innocent!
"Okay, now I am the one the feels being judged" Calix said as he can sense Klein's prejudice. Well, how couldn't he? It was clearly written on Klein's expression and eyes. Who wouldn't feel judge after receiving such a look?
"As you should. Now, I will continue cleaning you up. Sneeze on me one more time and I swear, I am going to kill you"
"You just said that you really weren't going to kill me!"
"People change okay? I can change my mind"
In 'fear' that he really would get killed, Calix made a zipping motion with his mouth to indicate that he wouldn't say anything anymore
With that, Klein continued to remove the blood again yet Calix made an expression as if he would sneeze for the second time
"Don't you dare sneeze on me again. I won't forgive you!" Klein threatened with a deadly glare and Calix laughed lightly at him
"Pfft, I'm just kidding. And why are you so disgusted, this was caused by you, remember?"
"Yeah, and the people that polluted the oceans also want to swim in there" Klein replied sarcastically while rolling his eyes
"Do you know, you roll your eyes a lot"
"Oh, is that so? No, I only do that mostly because of you. Are you aware of how annoying you are to the point that I can only roll my eyes"
"I was not before but now, thank you for informing me" Calix became sarcastic too. Who would say that a person was annoying right straight to their face?
"Don't sweat it. You're welcome"
"You do realize that you are also being annoying especially because of that smile on your face, right?"
"No, no I don't. I have always been told that my face is charming. No one has said that it was annoying so no thanks, I won't believe you"
"Your loss then, not mine" Calix replied with a shrug and Klein scrunch his nose at him
Klein just continued what he should be doing and after some time, he was finally done
"Okay, now, I need you to stand up. I need to wash my face because of a certain someone"
"You mean, you made someone's nose bleed, and when you 'forcibly' offered to help, that someone accidentally sneezes on you, right?"
"Yes, thank you very much for elaborating"
In the past, the way the two argued has always been aggressive. But now, they were merely full of sarcasm
Seems like they have found a new way to argue instead of just being aggressive
Klein walks to the sink and he turns on the tap for the water to come out
Klein washes his face thoroughly as if there was no tomorrow. Because of the handcuff, Calix has no choice but to let his hand also get wet as he boredly stood in the side
It has been more than a minute since Klein started washing his face yet he was still not done that annoyed Calix a bit
"Disgusted that much?"
"Try to ask someone to sneeze on you then you will know"
"Oh yeah? Then please also try to get hit on your nose and nuts. Let's see how you would react by then"
"That comeback is already getting old. Pick a new and fresh one"
"As fresh as the stinging wound inside my nose?"
"Argh fine, I said that I really am sorry, okay? What do you want me to do?" Klein asked frustratedly that he immediately regretted that since Calix started thinking
However, he cannot possibly take back his words and he does not have a choice but to let the thinking guy continue thinking
"Be my slave for a day" Calix said as if it was the most natural thing to say in the world
"What? No way!" Klein immediately declined and Calix thought that it was a pity. He also knows that asking for that was a bit too much and he can only lower the 'punishment'
"Okay, fine, then at least cook for me. With how bad your attitude is, I doubt that you would feed me and I'm not really in a position where I can buy my own food"
Hearing that, Klein was really tempted to watch Calix starving. Wouldn't it feel good to see his number 1 enemy starving like a child that hasn't been fed for days?
Klein thinks that it would be a beautiful sight to see
"You sure do know how to take advantage of situations. But how am I even going to cook? We have this freaking handcuff"
"Then I'll help instead of just standing on the side"
Help? Did Klein hear that correctly? Calix would help him cook? What is this guy even knows about cooking?
Klein doesn't think that Calix knows the slightest bit about cooking. He should be one of those typical rich young masters where everything was already given to them with a golden plate and spoon
"I get the sense that you are judging me again"
"Oh look at that, you are pretty sensitive on things. You should find a career using that" Klein replied sarcastically before Calix flicked his nose
"Do you like judging people that much?" Calix asked as he watched Klein rub his nose
"No, it's only you that I judge"
"Tsk, look at how much attention you are giving me"
"Stop daydreaming if you don't want me to stab you with a knife"
Calix immediately moved as far as he can from Klein which wasn't exactly that far thanks to the handcuff
"Oh come on, I was being sarcastic. I won't really stab you with a knife... well, maybe, depends on how you behave"
"Can you hear yourself right now? You sound like a serial killer"
"Then I'll give you the honor of being the first victim" Klein said while rolling his eyes
"You just rolled your eyes at me again"
"Yeah, tell me something that I don't already know"
"How can you be so mean?"
"How can you be so annoying?"
Every time, the two would unconsciously bicker with each other as if that was the most natural thing to do in the world
If their stomachs didn't growl, they might argue for an even longer time without them realizing it
But now, cooking food to satiate their hunger is the most important thing. They wouldn't be able to function well if they don't eat properly
Klein readied his equipment with Calix helping him. Even with two people, it still caused some delay to prepare things as the two aren't exactly harmonious with each other
They would sometimes tug on the handcuff causing yet another round of sarcastic argument that would last for quite some time
Only when they felt their stomach's hunger again would they continue what they were doing
Just taking the equipment and ingredients already took a long time thanks to how much they are fighting each othe
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