Doomsday Catastrophe

After everyone at the banquet heard this, their eyes lit up immediately, and they all understood what the city lord was going to do. Isn't the test already here? As long as you can show your literary talent, you will definitely give the young lady a high score. Young girls, who doesn't like a knowledgeable guy?

Therefore, a group of people at the banquet immediately began to gear up, wanting to take advantage of this time to let the children in the family perform.

Poor group of teenagers, those who are not married are all teenagers, how can they understand poetry? Especially since the end of the world has been around for two years, and there is no opportunity to study seriously during this period. Knowing the moonlight in front of the bed is already not easy, and as for other poems, don't even think about it.

Li Zhenli also took the opportunity to say at this time: "Brothers and sisters, I haven't learned many poems, and I have read a lot of poems written by Hua Qian Yue Xia, especially the poems about the river. After all, the Yangtze River is outside the city of Wanzhou. Du Fu just wrote the poems about the boundless falling trees and the endless rolling of the Yangtze River. I think it is especially well written, and you can also recommend your favorite poems."

While speaking, Li Zhenli also walked down from the stage and started to shuttle around the banquet. The people around immediately brought their children to join them, hoping that their children could say something nice.

In fact, Li Zhenli originally planned to ask these people to compose poems, but she thought that these people basically didn’t study much, regardless of suits and leather shoes. In fact, their education level is very low, most of them have not graduated from junior high school, so let them do it. Poetry, I still made it difficult for them, so I lowered the requirements, as long as these people can say a few poems of other famous people, they will pass the test.

Immediately, a father said to his son: "Now that the eldest lady has made her request, you should answer it quickly!"

However, this young man scratched his head and scratched his head, unable to think of anything. He looked like he was thirteen or fourteen years old, and he had never even attended junior high school. Now being forced by his father, he had no choice but to think hard, and finally came up with this sentence: "White The sun is at the end of the mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea."

This is already a poem I learned in elementary school, and it is also the only poem that the teenager can think of at this moment.

"Yeah, yes, this poem is also very famous!" Li Zhenli said perfunctorily, with a polite smile on her face.

When other parents saw this scene, they were also anxious. You see, other people's children have been praised by the eldest lady. How come their own children have no skills at all?

"Don't you hurry up and read poetry? Primary school is useless?" Some parents immediately scolded.

The child said aggrievedly: "The sentence I know was read by others, and I can't do the others!"

"You child, you are so stupid, do you only know this sentence?" The parent got angry and scolded the child in a low voice.

"Isn't my big brother a high school student? Wouldn't it be good for my big brother to answer?" The boy asked aggrievedly.

"Your big brother is already married, what's the matter with him here?" the parent said angrily, at this moment he really had a feeling of hatred.

Shen Feng was already full at this time, wearing a mask, and was sitting in the corner watching this farce. Seeing a group of teenagers with elementary school education trying to recite poems, he suddenly felt amused.

Originally, Shen Feng thought that an elegant and different performance could be seen in a luxurious place, so how could the marriage of a big family be particularly spectacular, right? But looking at it now, it's all a farce. Although Shen Feng is only a college student who hasn't graduated, with his literary level, he can completely beat these teenagers.

"Pfft..." Shen Feng couldn't help laughing, leaning back on the chair felt out of place.

Unexpectedly, Shen Feng's laughter was heard by the people around him, and a group of people glared immediately. Originally, they were worried about their children, but now there are still people who dare to laugh at them. They are really getting bolder. This kind of person has long been annoyed by him, he doesn't dress well at all, and it's fine to mix in banquets, eat and drink, but now he laughs at his own children, which is unbearable!

"You! Stand up, what nonsense are you talking about?" A powerful parent of Kong Wu came over and pointed Shen Feng with his index finger to make him stand up. Judging from his vigorous steps, this should be an evolutionary .

Shen Feng leaned against the back of the chair, with his feet on the table, he was the only one on this table, most of the rest of the people didn't want to sit with him.

"I didn't say anything, I just smiled, why, you don't care about wearing hemp and mourning, and you still want me not to laugh?" Shen Feng asked directly.

"That's right, you just don't have to laugh at this time, otherwise, I'll think you're laughing at my son! You can't eat and walk around!" the strong man said angrily.

Shen Feng shrugged, he didn't know what expression was on his masked face, but he said teasingly at this time: "As the saying goes, a big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world; a smile is always open, and the world is laughable I didn’t expect that I’m guilty of laughing now, if I didn’t look at a bunch of uneducated children, would I be able to laugh?”

At this time, Li Zhenli's eyes lit up when she heard the couplet that Shen Feng casually said, and she thought: "This guy's literary talent is not bad, he can say such good content casually, and it fits the current atmosphere very well. "

Li Zhenli actually wanted to laugh, because she saw many parents quietly reading poems to their children, and some asked the big brother sister to tell them to continue listening to past poems. This kind of expression fell into Li Zhenli's eyes, feeling It's like watching a bunch of people cheating.

However, Li Zhenli also knew that once she laughed out loud, it would be considered impolite and would embarrass most of the people present, so she controlled it.

Hearing what Shen Feng said, the strong man felt that the other party was mocking his own child, so he was ready to punch and attack. Fortunately, at this time, the thin Li Mo rushed out from the side, and said anxiously: "Stop, stop! This is a guest specially invited by our city lord, please don't hurt your temper, it will be bad for everyone. For the sake of being old, forget about it!"

Li Mo's forehead was covered with sweat at this time, he was extremely nervous, because he knew the truth of the matter, the person in front of him might be Master Shen Feng, the Lord of Yuzhou City who came back from the dead, if there was a fight, it would cause trouble If you get angry, you will have to kill everyone. At that time, everyone at the banquet will not even want to live!

But after Li Mo stood up, the strong man really stopped. He knew that the person in front of him was Li Xin's third uncle. If he didn't save face, he wouldn't be able to hang out in Wanzhou in the future, so he had no choice but to stop right now. .

Although he stopped, the brawny man was merciless at this time, and said directly to Shen Feng: "I will spare you today because you are the guest of the city lord. Don't let me see you in the future, otherwise , Hit you every time I see you, hum, a guy who hides his head and shows his tail!"

Shen Feng didn't answer, he was still watching the banquet, he wanted to see clearly how many tricks these fat-brained guys were going to play.

And the parents took advantage of the brawny man's fuss at this time, and immediately spread the poems they knew to their children, but some people really couldn't remember them, and the children didn't know anything. No advantage at all!

Afterwards, the parents who felt the crisis immediately began to change the subject: "I said, everyone, are you putting the cart before the horse? It's the end of the day, and it's useless to try literary skills. Can reciting poems kill mutant beasts? Impossible , it’s better to take a look at the actual content, for example, to see whose child is better at hitting!”

As soon as this remark came out, many people immediately echoed it. Many parents also found out that the children did not have an advantage in the literary talent competition, so they immediately changed their strategy and asked the children to directly compete on what they are good at!

"That's right, let's see whose child is better at fighting. Only those who have strength can save the most important people. This is beyond doubt!" Everyone also quickly echoed.

Li Zhenli did not expect that a good literary competition would be turned into a competition of strength by a group of people, and she didn't know what to say. Now it is already rude to be noisy at the banquet, but it turns out that she has to compare her strength. This is on the stage. Are you looking for some referees to fight boxing?

"How do you compare? If there is a fight, no matter whose child is injured, it will hurt the peace!" Someone raised a question.

This is indeed a problem. In a real competition, if the children don't know how to make a move and make a good or bad move, wouldn't it be a big deal?

Immediately afterward, someone said: "It's simple, let's compete in physical strength, find a barbell and see who can lift the most times." Someone made a suggestion.

This suggestion was immediately adopted, and these parents also believed in their children's physical strength. These people dote on their children and have always provided their children with the meat of mutant beasts, thus becoming evolutionaries. Don't look at these children as small , but basically they are all evolutionaries, and there are even third-order evolutionists among them. It can be said that the brain is not good, but the physical strength is absolutely good!

For a long time, these children have obtained enough resources. What is shown outside is that their strength is stronger than that of ordinary people. If ordinary people want to eat a piece of mutant beast meat, they need to work part-time for a week. Whether they can evolve or not is irrelevant. It's easy to say, and the teenagers at the banquet can eat mutant beasts as they please, and their strength will naturally improve by leaps and bounds.

Shen Feng saw that this group of people really went to find the barbell, and he couldn't help laughing. He was obviously amused by the scene in front of him, so he simply relied on the barbell, and what he detected was the kind of barbell with an empty body. It's all just children with strength, are these teenagers really the best?

Now, no one has reacted to Shen Feng's ridicule. They all know that this is the city lord's guest. They don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face. Let the city lord lose face, in order not to cause Li Xin's displeasure, it's better to pretend that he didn't hear it.

A group of teenagers took turns grabbing the barbell in the banquet hall and started snatching. The speed was not slow at all. Soon, these teenagers were sweating profusely. Some of them could grab a barbell weighing more than 100 catties more than 30 times. Some do it eight or nine times, and you can tell at a glance what your physical strength is.

It's just that Li Zhenli lost interest at this time. What's the point of watching a group of stinky men grabbing the barbell? Thinking of this, Li Zhenli walked to the corner, and asked Shen Feng, who was in a leisurely posture at this time: "This friend, what's your name? I think you seem to have a lot of research on poetry, I wonder if you can spare some time?" Discuss one or two!"

Li Zhenli is the protagonist at the banquet, as long as she can win her favor, there is no doubt that she will have the ability to call the wind and rain in Wanzhou in the future, so her every move has attracted the attention of others, and at this time she walked to the side of a man , Naturally, it is seen by caring people.

In response to Li Zhenli's question, Shen Feng leaned on the chair and said lightly: "I don't dare to be literary. I have a daughter-in-law who is from the Department of Literature. Every day, she recites some poems that hurt the spring and autumn. If you know that, if you want to If you discuss poetry, I can't help you!"

"Uh, are you married?" Li Zhenli was a little surprised when she heard this answer, she didn't expect that the man in front of her was already married.

And the others were finally relieved at this time, worrying in vain, thinking that the eldest lady was going to be seduced by a wild man who didn't know where he came from. Now, the other party is already married, isn't it impossible? Are you threatening?

"It doesn't matter. If you really like poetry, take a look at the box over here. There are authentic works of Su Shi in it. It depends on whether you appreciate it or not!" Shen Feng said lightly.