Douluo: Give Ah Yin Farmyard Fertilizer First
Chapter 1: Holy Soul Village Yiba
Holy Soul Village, the home of the village elder Jack.
"Grandpa Jack, I've finished cleaning the dishes and chopsticks... I have an appointment with other children today, I want to tell them a story, I'm leaving now!"
A six or seven-year-old boy ran out of the kitchen, rubbing his wet hands on his clothes indiscriminately, and ran out of the yard.
The appearance of the little boy is extremely delicate, he looks very well-behaved. People who are not familiar with him will definitely love him the first time they see him... But those who are familiar with him know that this girl is a bear kid.
In the old Jack's house on weekdays, he is really good. After washing and cooking, even chopping wood, doing all the work, that is called filial piety.
But once I left home, everything was done.
Cut girls hair.
Dig the sweet potato from the neighbor's house.
Peeping at Lao Wang's wife taking a bath.
Whistle at the young women in the village.
Three years ago, when the little boy was only three years old, he beat Tang Hao’s son Tang San and cried for a long time... Old Jack interrupted two of the canes.
After that, although the little boy had beaten other children in the village, he never beat Tang San again. Apart from Tang Hao's complaint, there was another reason... he couldn't beat him.
However, just a few days ago, he ran to the door of the blacksmith Tang Hao's house again and took a pee... only because Tang Hao was drunk and kicked him for no reason while walking on the road.
Two words, naughty!
Three words, bear kid!
There are three tyrants in Shenghun Village, geese at the head of the village, dogs on the street, and Duan Yun scurrying everywhere.
In the village, almost all the adults have filed a lawsuit with the village chief of old Jack, and old Jack has not less to educate him, as evidenced by the broken cane in the yard.
But the lesson is the lesson, and they just don't change it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't change it. The key is that he was very good when he was at home, so he beat old Jack's legs and shoulders when he was fine, so that old Jack couldn't get angry.
"Smelly boy!"
Looking at the little boy's back, Old Jack shook his head helplessly: "When I rescued you from the wolf's mouth, I didn't see that you were so naughty... the liver hurts!"
With that, Old Jack went back to the room, only to find a small pot of hot water on the table, and a hip flask in the hot water.
Beside, there is a note.
"Grandpa Jack, I'll give you warm wine, you are not in good health, drink less...this is the wine I make money by selling sweet potatoes!"
Old Jack's eyes were hot, and he couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes: "Smelly boy, here's this one again... Nothing to do, there must be no good things, maybe I'm going to do something bad again!"
After speaking, old Jack handed the flask under his nose.
"It's so fragrant!"
......
After leaving home, Duan Yun trot all the way, and it didn't take long to see the blacksmith's shop in the distance, which was Tang San's home.
Duan Yun took a deep breath and stopped.
"Open the system interface to view the current achievement progress!"
In the next second, a virtual interface appeared in his mind.
It’s been six years since he had just arrived in this world. He just opened his eyes and was almost scared to death... He actually crossed into the wolf’s den and became a child still in the swaddling clothes. She's about to be torn apart by the she-wolf and fed to the wolf cubs.
At that time, it was a dead heart, why couldn't it pass through? Has it become a wolf cub's lunch? You can also let me cross into a wolf!
Just when he was scolding God for being blind, Old Jack appeared, stepping on colorful clouds and waving a carrot, he just saved Duan Yun from the wolf's den.
Duan Yun didn't even think about how old Jack did it. Maybe he was just fighting hard...Or, those wolves were simply Huskies posing.
After saving him home, old Jack originally gave him a very loud name...Jerry!
That's right, it's Jerry!
Duan Yun was always called Jerry before he was a year old. Duan Yun felt wronged, but he had no choice but to be a mouse for one year.
Jerry, just because your old man's name is Jack, you gave me such a name? At that time, Duan Yun almost thought he had crossed to "Cat and Mouse".
Until he learned to speak, he forced the old village chief Jack to change his name... Duan Yun was the name of his previous life.
Crying if you don't change it, crying for a day as soon as you cry, and it's the kind of crying and pulling out his beard. Old Jack has no choice but to get rid of Duan Yun.
"Ding!"
"Reminder: Achievement system interface is open!"
"Achievement 1: The Child King of Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 98%!"
"Achievement 2: The strongest bear kid in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 86%!"
"Achievement 3: The most beautiful boy in the Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 100%! The reward "Poisonous Dragon Whip", from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" Mei Chaofeng, has been obtained!"
"Achievement 4: The richest man in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 0%!"
"Reminder: After each achievement is achieved, you will receive achievement rewards randomly!"
After a while, Duan Yun shut down the system and went straight to the children outside the forge.
The achievement system has only opened four items now, and Duan Yun has only completed one of them... is "the most beautiful boy in the holy soul village", this achievement he did not contribute at all, when he was three years old automatically got.
To describe it in one sentence... born to be the most beautiful boy, village grass!
This is what Duan Yun has always been proud of. When he first achieved this achievement, he walked for several days with his nostrils in the sky, and he felt that his whole person was floating...just pretty.
"Find a chance and beat Tang San again, you should be able to achieve the achievements of the child king of the Holy Soul Village...but Tang San has now practiced Tang Sect's techniques, the Purple Demon Eye and Hidden Weapon. I have practiced, and I don’t know if my "Poisonous Dragon Whip Technique" can beat him!"
"If you can't do it, you can think of other ways. In short, you must let Tang San call me the boss...otherwise, the achievements of this kid king will not be achieved."
"As for the strongest bear child in Holy Soul Village... Am I not a bear enough?"
Duan Yun muttered in his heart: "No, I have to find a way to continue to bear it...Today I am considered to be willing to go, if the next few methods are still not achieved, I really have nothing to do!"
Bear boy, get up!
Outside the blacksmith's shop, there were a dozen children gathered, most of whom were six or seven years old, and some were only three or four years old, who were still blowing their noses.
"Boss Duan, come on, the stools are all set for you, and then tell us a story!"
"If you don't listen to cats and mice today, I want to listen to Snow White and the seven big guys!"
"Woo, I want to listen to Big Big Wolf Eating Sheep!"
Duan Yun was surrounded by a group of children and sat on the bench.
Cough!
Duan Yun waved his hand: "Sit down all, be quiet... Be strong, wipe your nose clean, don't eat it in your mouth! And you, don't bite your fingers!"
The child king of Holy Soul Village, the achievement progress is 98%...This is not covered, not to mention the group of kids in front of you, even the teenagers dare not run wild in front of Duan Yun.
They were all fisted out, dare you not to be obedient? I'm afraid it's owed.
Soon, a group of children fell silent.
Duan Yun glanced around and frowned, "Where is Tang San? Where is he dead again?"
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